You're not a Star Wars fan if you don't appreciate the prequels. Fricking Gen X gays are so cringe >durr I'm a Star Wars fan but only like 2/6 films in the saga because I saw them when I was a kid
kys
>high-T >manlet >buff >handsome >autistic >high IQ >talks like a moron >likes cool shit >one of the few remaining named directors >says he's a liberal >everything he makes is fascist coded
I wonder.
Imagine the situation.
You grow up, thoroughly uninterested in your dad's collection of "classics". You watch one or two and see the technical skill involved and everyone tells you how great the films are and how revered they are, so you agree not wanting to rock the boat. But secretly they give you no joy and you would never choose to watch them. As you get older, you might claim one of them as one of your favourite films to seem cultured and intelligent. You don't really enjoy it, but by lying to yourself like this, it makes you think you have refined taste.
Then the mcu comes out and you have all these stupid funny action films with lots of explosions and non-stop exposition to remind you what's going on (though often it's contradictory or just makes no sense if you stop and think about it). And reviewers give these films good scores so you feel smart by liking them. Afterall, these are "nerd" films that are acclaimed, so they must be great, right?
You feel confident that your taste is finally good because it aligns with the critics and it's just "niche" enough. "Oh, I hate transformers" you might say, "but the mcu, that's a cinematic achievement. It's funny but it also asks you real questions and there are references that you have to be really clever to get" you continue smugly.
And then Man of Steel comes out, or worse yet, Batman V Superman. And you're lost. There are no quips and not enough "nerd" references and it's not fun and it reminds you of those old movies your dad likes. But reviewers hate them too so you jump on the hate wagon hoping to hate the films out of existence. Because the films show you what the genre could be and you don't like it. You want every film to be a fun marvel film that you can turn your brain off to enjoy while essentially napping with your eyes open.
And Zack Snyder is responsible for that feeling and so you hate him the most.
He seems like a legitimately nice man with a tragic life in the past few years so I cannot hate him but his movies are total shit. I think if he were given a proper tard wrangler he could make great shit. I don't know why Netflix trusts him to do the right thing and seems to give him so little oversight.
>hi we're imperials from empire, hello >hi I'm farmer from farm village, humble people call me Father >people here respect you, Father? >they well respect me kind space sir, thank you for asking... how are you doing are you doing okay? >I'm doing well enough, Father. I can't help but see you humble farm people live a comfy life and also eat well, yes? >we do eat well we have three, sometimes five meals per day made out of grain from the fields of grain behind you that you just crossed getting here >really? from grain? must be some very fine grain you have there can I sniff you grain for a second >I have some spare grain at the grain box in our humble longshiphouse up on the hill if you don't mind coming along with me to the longshiphouse on the hill over there >let's walk over there on foot I'll meet you there even though we will walk side by side >no problem oh look we're already there and you've seen our entire village >thank you for the tour Father, now where is the grain that I wan to sniff >here in the grain box that I inherited from my predecessor who was also named Father >this grain is exquisite, say Father do you have any grain you can spare for us space folk that've been eating raw bismuth all our lives >no
He made 300 which became popular with the European right wing with it’s portrayal of heroic Greek trad men fighting against degenerate Middle Eastern and African invaders.
The left wing never forgave him for it.
>anti white
Proof? >christian scientist
Raised as. >possible homosexual
What's the standard here? What prevents you from saying that about literally anyone?
He is only good at adapting visual novels and already established source material. See Dawn of the Dead, 300, Watchmen. However, even then he makes questionable decisions like he did in DotD and Watchmen. Whenever he is tasked with writing/directing something new from an established property, he fails horribly at everything except the visuals which are basically shallow surface level themes that are impressive for midwits. Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, Justice League. Then, when he does get to create an original story it is the most amateur attempt that often times borders on moronic. Sucker Punch, Army of the Dead, Rebel Moon. He relies on cheap tricks and the cool factor that attracts the midwits; then has enough surface level themes that it lends itself to contrarians online to write paragraphs about how deep the themes are in the shallow pond that his movies are. It's quite incredible, I have to give credit though. He bamboozled WB/HBO and is now milking Netflix. I wonder if he'll go to Disney next.
>surface level themes that it lends itself to contrarians online to write paragraphs about how deep the themes are in the shallow pond that his movies are
Found the actual midwit.
Only fukin son of basterd b***h hate Snyder
Taylor Swift direction style
His films are what an AI generated film would look like.
learn a trade, your time is up.
>his films are *insert random topical thing*
>ignore 2 decades of film for shit opinion I just came up with
he is like the G.Lucas of the generation
His movies suck. If you had seen one then you'd understand.
Nah. George is loved by actual Star Wars fans. Sequelgays are the one who seethe at the mention of Lucas.
>George is loved by actual Star Wars fans.
Actual Star Wars fan here; nope. George is the one who sold out of asshurt, after already botching it.
>botching it
Prequels are gigakino.
>t. grew up with them
Tell me I'm wrong.
Yeah, as you did with the originals. It doesn't matter much. I rewatched them recently, they are great.
I've rewatched them twice since the ST, they're both still not as bad as the ST, and still not "underrated kino".
Yeah, I don't really care about the opinion of illiterates.
An illiterate wouldn't be able to read your post to even be insulted, dipshit.
Kek. Kvetching midwit.
Not my fault you're too triggered to insult properly.
Or is it?
Kvetch harder, illiterate.
>buck broken into looping the same nonsensical "insult" over and over
You must be a prequelgay.
Can you stop posting images of little girls and disabled people? Also, reading Cinemaphile posts doesn't make you literate, dummy.
Imagine seething for this many replies because someone said the PT wasn't underrated kino.
Keep being obtuse.
>now he's calling me fat
Lel seething over 9000 my redditbro
I will never forgive George for selling out to the mouse because RLM hurt his feelings and became scared of making a Sequel trilogy
You are not a Star Wars fan
>You are not a Star Wars fan
I liked all 6 of the mainline Lucas films and I liked the clone wars for the most part
You're not a Star Wars fan if you don't appreciate the prequels. Fricking Gen X gays are so cringe
>durr I'm a Star Wars fan but only like 2/6 films in the saga because I saw them when I was a kid
kys
Watchmen was pretty good.
Because he made a movie where Superman didn't smile enough and then had the gall to keep making movies afterwards.
>high-T
>manlet
>buff
>handsome
>autistic
>high IQ
>talks like a moron
>likes cool shit
>one of the few remaining named directors
>says he's a liberal
>everything he makes is fascist coded
I wonder.
>says he's a liberal
>everything he makes is fascist coded
Sucker punch wasnt fascist coded
I was exaggerating/joking a little but wasn't the Daredevil grandpa this patriarchal figure helping the girls through their issues still?
It is literally about MK Ultra.
His fans being obnoxious doesn't help. I don't hate him though, liked most of his stuff since Watchmen. Sucker Punch was garbage though.
The hate for this dude is just forced at this point. It's like a bunch of basedboys are eternally mad because not muh Supahman.
Dude seems pretty chill. His fans are the ones people should hate
Imagine the situation.
You grow up, thoroughly uninterested in your dad's collection of "classics". You watch one or two and see the technical skill involved and everyone tells you how great the films are and how revered they are, so you agree not wanting to rock the boat. But secretly they give you no joy and you would never choose to watch them. As you get older, you might claim one of them as one of your favourite films to seem cultured and intelligent. You don't really enjoy it, but by lying to yourself like this, it makes you think you have refined taste.
Then the mcu comes out and you have all these stupid funny action films with lots of explosions and non-stop exposition to remind you what's going on (though often it's contradictory or just makes no sense if you stop and think about it). And reviewers give these films good scores so you feel smart by liking them. Afterall, these are "nerd" films that are acclaimed, so they must be great, right?
You feel confident that your taste is finally good because it aligns with the critics and it's just "niche" enough. "Oh, I hate transformers" you might say, "but the mcu, that's a cinematic achievement. It's funny but it also asks you real questions and there are references that you have to be really clever to get" you continue smugly.
And then Man of Steel comes out, or worse yet, Batman V Superman. And you're lost. There are no quips and not enough "nerd" references and it's not fun and it reminds you of those old movies your dad likes. But reviewers hate them too so you jump on the hate wagon hoping to hate the films out of existence. Because the films show you what the genre could be and you don't like it. You want every film to be a fun marvel film that you can turn your brain off to enjoy while essentially napping with your eyes open.
And Zack Snyder is responsible for that feeling and so you hate him the most.
he is like the cargo cult version of an auteur
Why do ziggers hate Banderas so much?
what the frick are you talking about you anti-white troony?
i never thought of it that way
it works anon
Frick off samegay troony
So because I called you out perfectly as a israelite shill you think you can falseflag me? troony israelite
have a nice day lol
I’m NTA idiot. “European right wing” is mentioned and suddenly you gays show up kvetching about Russia and Ukraine.
>you
project much?
That's a good way of putting it.
Same reason why the israelites hated Jesus
>making light fun with their Gods name
Christians fell off man
I'm a pagan
>Same reason why the israelites hated Jesus
Cringe?
Trust fund band
He seems like a legitimately nice man with a tragic life in the past few years so I cannot hate him but his movies are total shit. I think if he were given a proper tard wrangler he could make great shit. I don't know why Netflix trusts him to do the right thing and seems to give him so little oversight.
No amount of tard wranglers will teach him basic filmmaking sensibilities
>hi we're imperials from empire, hello
>hi I'm farmer from farm village, humble people call me Father
>people here respect you, Father?
>they well respect me kind space sir, thank you for asking... how are you doing are you doing okay?
>I'm doing well enough, Father. I can't help but see you humble farm people live a comfy life and also eat well, yes?
>we do eat well we have three, sometimes five meals per day made out of grain from the fields of grain behind you that you just crossed getting here
>really? from grain? must be some very fine grain you have there can I sniff you grain for a second
>I have some spare grain at the grain box in our humble longshiphouse up on the hill if you don't mind coming along with me to the longshiphouse on the hill over there
>let's walk over there on foot I'll meet you there even though we will walk side by side
>no problem oh look we're already there and you've seen our entire village
>thank you for the tour Father, now where is the grain that I wan to sniff
>here in the grain box that I inherited from my predecessor who was also named Father
>this grain is exquisite, say Father do you have any grain you can spare for us space folk that've been eating raw bismuth all our lives
>no
His movies are all really visually ugly
His new movie sucks penises.
Feeling that the films directed by him are mediocre is different from hating him.
I like him but Rebel Moon is shit
I think it's his best non-comic book adaptation tbh.
Because he’s a true artist.
His fans are cancer.
If you think criticism of his movies is a personal attack on him, it's because you're a member of his cult of personality.
When all the right people are your enemies, you're doing something right.
I don't hate him, just every movie he's ever made...except maybe 2.
He made 300 which became popular with the European right wing with it’s portrayal of heroic Greek trad men fighting against degenerate Middle Eastern and African invaders.
The left wing never forgave him for it.
i don't hate him but he makes awful movies
He's an anti white christian scientist and possible homosexual
>anti white
Proof?
>christian scientist
Raised as.
>possible homosexual
What's the standard here? What prevents you from saying that about literally anyone?
>He's an anti white christian scientist
Wrong. He's a Kabbalah practicing freemason.
His films are mediocre and his fans are insufferable.
He is only good at adapting visual novels and already established source material. See Dawn of the Dead, 300, Watchmen. However, even then he makes questionable decisions like he did in DotD and Watchmen. Whenever he is tasked with writing/directing something new from an established property, he fails horribly at everything except the visuals which are basically shallow surface level themes that are impressive for midwits. Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, Justice League. Then, when he does get to create an original story it is the most amateur attempt that often times borders on moronic. Sucker Punch, Army of the Dead, Rebel Moon. He relies on cheap tricks and the cool factor that attracts the midwits; then has enough surface level themes that it lends itself to contrarians online to write paragraphs about how deep the themes are in the shallow pond that his movies are. It's quite incredible, I have to give credit though. He bamboozled WB/HBO and is now milking Netflix. I wonder if he'll go to Disney next.
>surface level themes that it lends itself to contrarians online to write paragraphs about how deep the themes are in the shallow pond that his movies are
Found the actual midwit.
jealousy of his skills and hatred of the pajeets