Why do people keep saying she's gay? She's not gay.

Why do people keep saying she's gay? She's not gay.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Charlie's gay.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a girl?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to know a teacher that would kin this fricker, she died during labor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get fricked screencap baiter

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stereotyping. She looks, dresses and talks like a butch dyke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's constantly hitting on chuck. Have you even read the Comic?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, but most people who assume she's a lesbian have never actually read the comics.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I worded that poorly. I meant some people read her that way because she doesn't have any traditionally feminine speech mannerisms, not that she's standing on a roof yelling how much she wants to munch rugs.

        Her hair is too long to be a butch.

        Fair point.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reading is for nerds.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her hair is too long to be a butch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She looks, dresses and talks like a butch dyke
      She's tomboyish with mid length hair and sandals. Does that really scream butch lesbian?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Today? Not so much

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen or read anyone saying she's gay.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's a tomboy, and she has a female friend

    Of course, she also has a giant crush on a boy, and her friend has an even bigger one on that same boy, but why let facts get in the way of making every character gay?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never really understood Marcy's deal with Chuck.
      Kinda presumed she often just wanted to provoke Patty into acting.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is because Charlie Brown is a harem animé protagonist, so obviously every single broad in his presence wants some.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was Schroeder gay for Charlie Brown too?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. Dude just wanted to play some tunes and that b***h Lucy kept pestering him.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was the best bud before Linus came around.

            Case in point: The time he verbally rips Violet a new one when she tries to give Chuck a pity valentine the day after valentine's day.

            >Kinda presumed she often just wanted to provoke Patty into acting.
            Nope, her crush was real.

            PP with messy hair is a godsend.

          • 5 months ago
            Smurf_fag

            Schroeder is for Linus, he had enough of Lucy´s b***hness and Sally is too dumb for Linus's taste.

            It's a paradise of e-girl belly except for the uptight b***h Lucy.

            What is Franklin thinking?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Shiet, Charlie Brown got a fat ass

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She pities his cancer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kinda presumed she often just wanted to provoke Patty into acting.
        Nope, her crush was real.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did she suplex in class?!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a webm of her pulling chuck in with her hockey stick from the Blue Sky movie?

    • 5 months ago
      ReturnCustomer

      This it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Patty with properly red hair
        What more could you ask for?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      classic patty

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yandere PP is best PP

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh damn

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yup, he's gay

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick, you blockhead

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because people are stupid.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing happens when straight people see gay characters and convince themselves the characters are actually straight. Same shit, just inverted.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap jokes about her tomboyish looks and having a subservient female friend who calls her sir. People usually forget that the crux of her character is she's really into Charlie...or even that so is Marcy to a degree. But once it's hammered in enough people stop reading it as a joke and start taking it seriously.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a subservient female friend who calls her sir.

      this is 90% of it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Smeet

    oh nice, finally an excuse to draw PP

  13. 5 months ago
    Smeet
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freckled buns

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seconding

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And suddenly I'm reminded of the two-piece she wore in Snoopy Come Home

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smeet, yet again, coming through.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      VERY cute, but socks in sandals?!?!?!
      She 'd NEVER!!!!

      • 5 months ago
        Smeet

        They're stockings my dude haha

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously Peppermint Patty still hasn't gotten the feminity thing down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute. The whole thing with Charlie brown is he wanted to kiss the red head since she was the most feminine

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    When are Smeet and Schlitz going to team up and give us the (oh so lucrative) series we need?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet she drives better than Snoopy

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's not gay.
    No. No she is not. Neither of them are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We do?
      Hmm.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's shocked that Marcie included herself, since that makes her competition.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's surprised that Marcie is openly admitting their feelings for Chuck. Patty likes Chuck too, but she hates to admit it out loud.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marcie’s willing to share.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad Apple ruined them both.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, did they make her a dyke?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They turned Patty into a crazy reckless b***h and Marcie into a stereotypical shy nerd, even though neither of them were ever like that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They turned Patty into a crazy reckless b***h

          Uh, no, that tracks with how Patty's always been.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they rubbed out her nose and carved the letter C between her eyes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marcie in a two-piece
      For once, I have no words.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a paradise of e-girl belly except for the uptight b***h Lucy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucy needs correction… Again…

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who's the third kid from the left?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jose Peterson, a very minor character.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Huh. I was certain he's gotta be some new OC, but apparently he was created way back in 1967.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the first yandere PP?

    • 5 months ago
      Smeet

      I think so

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. But Schlitz is a treasure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the one where she's drowning the little red-headed girl who was supposed to be meeting Chuck by moonlight?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Family Guy doesn't invent things. It just repeats jokes people already made to death

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You butthurt chuds never watched Family Guy before?
    I'm sure they have. But you do realize that Family Guy is not the arbiter of all other media, right?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have that collection of strips where charlie and patty go on a carnival date but charlie being the dense motherfricker that he is just talks about the red haired girl the whole time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one? He's not talking about her the whole time, but it's the only carnival date storyarc I can remember.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chuck has a habit of accidentally pissing off Peppermint Patty by bringing up the little red-haired girl out of the blue. Happened in this arc as well.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chuck just has a bad case of oneitus. Happens to the best of us.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chuck has a habit of accidentally pissing off Peppermint Patty by bringing up the little red-haired girl out of the blue. Happened in this arc as well.

        as dense as charlie is they really are sweet together

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn it Chuck, no matter how many times i read this arc it doesnt hurt any less.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    To be fair, you had lesbians identifying with Patty and Marcie WAY before Family Guy was a thing, back when Schulz was still alive.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is if Marcie is Asian.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's french

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her fricking last name is Johnson.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        who?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marcie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She could be a hapa or adopted.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop projecting and trying to insert yourself, frick off with that shit. "Oh, Marcie is sooooo Asain coded lol lmao, literally me!"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or that anon has yellow fever. Not every raceswap is for diversity reasons.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Not every raceswap is for diversity reasons.
              A decade ago, I might have agreed with this, but no. EVERY raceswap is for some snowflake reasons now by default.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It took like 20 years for a black kid to show up, if he wanted to put in Asians he would have done it explicitly
      Such a kid would probably have always closed slant eyes

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern writers can't accept the idea of a normal guy having a harem so they turn the girls into dykes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and they worship homosexuality.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t a harem, it’s a love triangle. We’ve had plenty of those in fiction. Betty and Veronica being the notable western example. Ryoko and Ayeka being the eastern one.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peppermint Patty, Betty and Ryoko are the right choices by the way

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ryoko wins in the Tench Universe continuity. Tenchi Forever is the canonical finale to it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            TENCHI THE BASED GOD

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the continuity where he's a god, he decides to frick everyone including the cabbit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This isn’t a harem, it’s a love triangle. We’ve had plenty of those in fiction. Betty and Veronica being the notable western example. Ryoko and Ayeka being the eastern one.

        Bad example, Ryoko and Ayeka are part of an actual harem in the OVA (true) continuity.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The OVA continuity sucks. Just the first two are good. Tenchi Universe is better. Also, harems are gay. Either one girl or two. No more than that.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's part of what i'm referencing when I say cheap jokes, anon.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of funny how if you read the comics pretty much every single girl in the series had a crush on charlie brown at one point or another

    Peppermint Patty's the best though

  27. 5 months ago
    Smeet
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no feckled buns in this image

      • 5 months ago
        Smeet

        I mean, the underwear is always on another layer, imagine what's underneath!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine
          The sleeper must awaken.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prison time.

          • 5 months ago
            Smeet

            >Prison time.
            Worth for PP to touch my peepee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomboy made for feminization and rough Charlie plapping

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PP has trouble with admitting her crush to chuck then gets cucked by marcie
    CB has trouble talking to the little red haired then gets cucked by snoopy/linus
    Same struggles, different genders

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish more people realised this is just the entire point of Peppermint Patty's crush on Charlie Brown

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would PP do if Marcie started dating Charlie?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Double Underhook DDT followed by a Piledriver

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Marcie willing to share?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because a family guy cutaway gag

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      [...]
      Family Guy doesn't invent things. It just repeats jokes people already made to death

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But she wants to deep through Chuck's charlie Brown.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    secondaries who never actually read the comics and just watched a few of the animated shorts
    she's constantly flirting with Chuck

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LGBT revisionism

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >several hundred strips of charlie brown being pined over by a horde of women
    true romcom

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He really did have hoes.

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