Kek. My ex was obsessed with Harry Potter. She’d listen to the audio books on her way to and from work, watch the movies every Halloween. To be fair though, she would randomly quote the mummy out of nowhere, so I think she was just a movie buff in general.
there were TWO homosexuals at my work that loved this movie. I know because it was playing in the break room and I overheard them.
both were fired, one for sexual indecency at the workplace and the other for spreading rumors about management. I'm not joking.
>Crazy movie once you realize the pedo grooming and dark feminist themes
the movie is literally about three israelites kidnapping white children to sacrifice for their rituals. i dont think its really subtle. its a good movie though, watch it every october along with a giant list of spookster movies
btw whats the timeline between this and sabrina the teenage witch? did they get the casual talking black cat idea from this?
>be 7 years younger than my sister >Sitting under a blanket in our pillow fort together >Watching Disney Channel Halloween movies every year together >eating a pizza she baked for me >her hugging me like a teddy bear her moving out for college right when I needed her when I entered high school and didn't know how to grow up
>her moving out for college right when I needed her when I entered high school
wut? did she live at home for community college for a few years or something?
She moved out when she entered college, which coincides with me entering high school. Once she moved out she never moved back and I only saw her very briefly.
Ok calm down autists.
High school is 4 years + if you do a victory lap to minmax your credits
Then she took a year off to travel and work.
I also rounded up, she's 6 and some years apart. Didn't think you spooks wanted to pick my story apart
>+ if you do a victory lap to minmax your credits
literally fricking what. high school "credits" literally don't matter. >took a year off to travel
so she left the nest already, yet you were only sad about it a year later? >also I lied because I'm a liar and the entire story is probably bullshit
as long as you admit it.
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I'm not that guy, but I think you have autism.
You might already be aware of this and I'm sorry for bringing it up.
It is a fairly recent phenomenon. It was a throwaway Halloween movie for almost 20 years, then a few years ago it started being pushed everywhere: books, plushies, figurines, all kinds of merchandise. It definitely feels like a “certain demographic feels nostalgia and has money to spend now” situation.
because its a kids movie so they arent super grim about it but its clearly presented to the viewers that they are evil and literally everyone thinks so.
surprisingly they didnt even make them misunderstand victims of the patriarchy in the remake. they are just shitheads with no redeeming qualities (jews)
well i only watched the first 10ish minutes because they Black person diversity cast started talking about the patriarchy literally but in the quick backstory they did in at the start, the sisters are just evil freaks and are justly hated by the townspeople
There was a big marketing push by disney to try to make this film a cult classic so there was a lot of trash released for it in the last 5 or so years. >inb4 it was always popular
Nah, i was a kid when it came out and literally no one liked it or even mentioned it until 5 years ago during the great Disney marketing push.
there were TWO homosexuals at my work that loved this movie. I know because it was playing in the break room and I overheard them.
both were fired, one for sexual indecency at the workplace and the other for spreading rumors about management. I'm not joking.
>MC from California called "Hollywood" by locals >He and his young sister are chased by Satan-worshipers who prey on children >younger sister is played by a girl whose parents are both from the adult film industry, and were reluctant to expose their child to acting, presumably because they are familiar with what happens
Basically: >Hollywood is beset by child predators
i didnt like it but i did really want 90s sarah jessica parker to put her beautiful wet mouth on my willywacker and bob up and down while i pull her underwear down with the dress on and finger her pussy
I never liked it, I only wanted to bang Bette Middler in costume. I have a thing for butterfaces so the whole buckteeth le evil ugly witch made me diamonds from a young age. I am damaged goods, I know
shut the frick up zoom
Zoomers don't understand that even sub part movies like this are 10x better than the shit made today. It's good by default.
rightfully so I can assume you've never met a woman if you think they are pretending to like this shit
>multiple Halloweens in a row with different chicks all demanding we watch HP
It ain't like it's not worth it but man....film ain't THAT good.
Kek. My ex was obsessed with Harry Potter. She’d listen to the audio books on her way to and from work, watch the movies every Halloween. To be fair though, she would randomly quote the mummy out of nowhere, so I think she was just a movie buff in general.
Let me rephrase that, why do guys pretend to like this movie?
I grew up watching it so I have to like it by default
they actually like it
So they're trans?
no because they aren't pretending
Literally never heard of or seen anyone claim this, stop making up random bullshit like this and posting threads about it.
roastie millenial cat ladies are fricking obsessed with watching this movie every halloween
Is this an American thing?
perhaps so, I'm american. I'd go further and say it may exclusively be a 30-something year old american woman thing.
i do it too
t. 32yr old american male
I thought the girls were attractive when i first saw it as a kid.
there were TWO homosexuals at my work that loved this movie. I know because it was playing in the break room and I overheard them.
both were fired, one for sexual indecency at the workplace and the other for spreading rumors about management. I'm not joking.
Crazy movie once you realize the pedo grooming and dark feminist themes
Or just the blatant child sacrifice themes.
But do elaborate.
Wow do you’re saying the evil witches act like evil witches?
Explain
>Crazy movie once you realize the pedo grooming and dark feminist themes
the movie is literally about three israelites kidnapping white children to sacrifice for their rituals. i dont think its really subtle. its a good movie though, watch it every october along with a giant list of spookster movies
btw whats the timeline between this and sabrina the teenage witch? did they get the casual talking black cat idea from this?
Sabrina's cat is from the comics (ca. 1960).
the only time in history sarah jessica parker was kinda attractive
There's some great autumnal foliage in the beginning.
its a great movie
the sequel though is pure shit
Not pretending.
It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus
>YouTube comments about how comforting this song is about luring children
Fricking hell
It is literally the three stooges as spoopy villains but genderbent.
It is pretty kino.
>but i dont like the three stooges
Kys.
>be 7 years younger than my sister
>Sitting under a blanket in our pillow fort together
>Watching Disney Channel Halloween movies every year together
>eating a pizza she baked for me
>her hugging me like a teddy bear
her moving out for college right when I needed her when I entered high school and didn't know how to grow up
I'll never get these feels back.
>her moving out for college right when I needed her when I entered high school
wut? did she live at home for community college for a few years or something?
She moved out when she entered college, which coincides with me entering high school. Once she moved out she never moved back and I only saw her very briefly.
>7 years apart
>her entering college coincided with you entering high school
thank you, my point exactly
Ok calm down autists.
High school is 4 years + if you do a victory lap to minmax your credits
Then she took a year off to travel and work.
I also rounded up, she's 6 and some years apart. Didn't think you spooks wanted to pick my story apart
>+ if you do a victory lap to minmax your credits
literally fricking what. high school "credits" literally don't matter.
>took a year off to travel
so she left the nest already, yet you were only sad about it a year later?
>also I lied because I'm a liar and the entire story is probably bullshit
as long as you admit it.
I'm not that guy, but I think you have autism.
You might already be aware of this and I'm sorry for bringing it up.
That sucks fren <(^-^)> hope you kept in contact at least.
Iktf. My sister was 9 years older than me and moved out just as the bullying was getting more brutal.
It feels good having a big older sister to kiss and have sex with.
>had a sister who loved him
>had a sister at all
It should be mandated for every man to have a sister. It's just not fricking fair.
>see older sister in her band bodysuit
>freeze and stare at her lustfully
>sees me ogling her and is disgusted
>bodysuit fetish unlocked
cool it with the homophobia
the only time Sarah Jessica Parker looked hot
Only gays and women like this trash, same with every Time Burton movie.
I liked it.
>pretend
Because of Alison's yaboos
Only movie where SJP is hot. The other two are funny old c**ts
>israelite witches that feed off children to stay young
>funny
She was prettyfine in Honeymoon in Vegas and before. She just didn't age well.
Stopped showing her breasts after getting a boobjob too, the dumb b***h.
It is a fairly recent phenomenon. It was a throwaway Halloween movie for almost 20 years, then a few years ago it started being pushed everywhere: books, plushies, figurines, all kinds of merchandise. It definitely feels like a “certain demographic feels nostalgia and has money to spend now” situation.
its because they made a squeal a few years ago dipshit. but it sucked and no one watched/watches it so it just defaults back to the original
>they made a squeal
They did indeed make a squeal. A very loud one.
The 90s are getting popular again.
Yeah gen Xers are hitting retirement age.
True. I've seen more baggy pants, midriffs and Leo DiCaprio/John Connor haircuts lately
Because Sarah Jessica Parker is hot in it.
women are obsessed with witches
>literally suck out a little girl's life force
>teehee they're so quirky and zany
Now tell us how you feel about smoking.
I don't particularly care for it, but cigarette smoke doesn't bother me
yeah they are unrepentantly evil and the entire plot of the movie is to kill them, which they do.
That's not the way the movie treats them thoygh. Or the merch. Or the sequel.
because its a kids movie so they arent super grim about it but its clearly presented to the viewers that they are evil and literally everyone thinks so.
surprisingly they didnt even make them misunderstand victims of the patriarchy in the remake. they are just shitheads with no redeeming qualities (jews)
>surprisingly they didnt even make them misunderstand victims of the patriarchy in the remake
I was told by Cinemaphile that's exactly what they did
well i only watched the first 10ish minutes because they Black person diversity cast started talking about the patriarchy literally but in the quick backstory they did in at the start, the sisters are just evil freaks and are justly hated by the townspeople
before the*
>characters see them as monstrously evil
>audience notices the contrast
You've just had your first lesson in comedy, congratulations.
Somehow I doubt the women watching this movie think they're evil
Sarah Jessica Parker in this movie was the first woman that awake something within me as a child.
She is still beautiful in my heart.
OK MR ED
>~15 yr old
>every other scene is:
>omg how is this guy a virgin, what a homosexual
How did they do it?
Ahaha homosexual
I mean, being a virgin at 15 is pretty pathetic.
>Red head does her song
>fat witch has to use a vacuum cleaner to fly on and I laugh everytime
>change the channel
Repeat every year
>How many times I gotta tell you, my name ain't Ernie no more.. it's ICE.
There was a big marketing push by disney to try to make this film a cult classic so there was a lot of trash released for it in the last 5 or so years.
>inb4 it was always popular
Nah, i was a kid when it came out and literally no one liked it or even mentioned it until 5 years ago during the great Disney marketing push.
Why the historical revisionism?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/%22Hocus%20pocus%22/start/2010-01-01/end/2017-12-31/order/asc/
>all those streaming threads that went straight off page 10
lol
What did he mean by this?
I'm gonna assume he's lusting for Thora Birch, with those red sweet lips. It could also be Amanda Shepherd, but she's the lesser e-girl in that film
That's bullshit, it was popular when it came out and a lot of people remember it fondly.
Trannies and wine aunts aren't people, anon
Cope
Adds up
Lolwut
>Son...Are you a virigin?
Are cops really allowed to ask you that?
hes lucky he didnt ask to see if his penis inspection card was expired
only if they suspect you. it's a crime to be a virginal male above the age of 16 after all.
>MC from California called "Hollywood" by locals
>He and his young sister are chased by Satan-worshipers who prey on children
>younger sister is played by a girl whose parents are both from the adult film industry, and were reluctant to expose their child to acting, presumably because they are familiar with what happens
Basically:
>Hollywood is beset by child predators
>women exist
>incels everywhere shocked
They're not pretending you autistic homosexual
No women are going to frick you because of this post, anon
They are?
i didnt like it but i did really want 90s sarah jessica parker to put her beautiful wet mouth on my willywacker and bob up and down while i pull her underwear down with the dress on and finger her pussy
Frickus Suckus is too gay for me but my gf likes it.
Bette Midler gives them a raging erection
It was made by Disney and I remember even as a kid being surprised at how irreverent it was at the time.
lying zoomie. outside of their major princess movies, disney was and is the king of straight to video slop
hocus is a legitimately a good movie
Eat me homosexual
I never liked it, I only wanted to bang Bette Middler in costume. I have a thing for butterfaces so the whole buckteeth le evil ugly witch made me diamonds from a young age. I am damaged goods, I know
It's beyond comfy
Little girls being killed by israelites is NOT comfy!
The israelites get burned in an over and literally explode at the end of the movie
They came back in the sequel
And died again, though I don't remember how since I've repressed most of that one.
No doubt the sequel tried to play down their child killing as victims of the patriarchy
Its a good kids movie that even adults can enjoy
I'd never expose my child to this degenerate filth
Not that I'll ever have one
Didn't ask
I think it's just a stupid nostalgic movie for basic b***hes kind of like Mean Girls.
Mean Girls is much more wholesome than this movie
Movie is kino along with Halloween Town
How dare you compare halloweentown with this schlock
It's a fun movie from before the days of brown troony lgbtqcia+ diversity wokeism.
just contrast it with its sequel and you'll understand immediately why the original is a classic and the modern was quickly forgotten.
it's one of the only halloween movies thats G or PG to feature kids trick or treating, Kind of sad actually.