Why do people take this shit so serously?

Why do people take this shit so serously?

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  1. 1 month ago
    LopiBats

    Because they're moronic.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Many superhero/shonen fans think how strong each character is directly correlates to how good their piece if fiction is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is sadly true. Infact most fans would forget the original meaning of the show because they focus on only battles.

      Some fans still put themselves in the blanket that the writers would never pull an ass pull in their stories.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is that in reality, it's usually the opposite. Flying brick types are almost always horribly written.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know how, this is so obvious but I never actually made the connection like that.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People don’t want to see their favorite characters that they’ve been loving since childhood get their ass kicked. Plus power scaling autists think strength equals good character, so in their mind seeing their favorite lose means that he’s a worse character than the opponent he’s fighting

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    power levels are to males what shipping is to females.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's the Saitama of shipping?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Something that doesn’t live up to the hype? Starco.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It has to be a good idea that takes the pisso ut of shipping, but then took itself seriously and missed the point. Probably JFK x Joan from that Clone High reboot.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how there trying to fuel the autism fires by trying to say that Goku vs Superman is now an ideological battle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GvS1 remains the most SOULful. GvS2 was them being crab asses and GvS3 was the same thing in the opposite direction where even though they had Superman win they basically go "yeah...Goku and manga are way more popular...but read capeshit though!" Both were a waste of time that could have been used for another match

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also they would use Superboy prime to add to Superman when they would separate Goku Black and Goku no problem.
        One of the issues is the match ups are just fusions of all the variations of the character which is pretty lazy on their part.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thing is when they say supes is limitless, that still means limitless potential just Goku. So they are basically arguing the same bullshit but in a different wrapper

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I like how there trying to fuel the autism fires by trying to say that Goku vs Superman is now an ideological battle
      It always was, but on the sense of death battle's goku vs superman being a thinly-veiled "dragonball is gay and stupid and we hate it, superman is a zillion times better" tripe from the writers.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They pay to advertise

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they make animations to go with it. And they attempt to put scientific theory into their decision making which in reality is just an excuse to seem legit.
    They made a lot of mistakes in the past or at least 1 I remember, but they also use the character as the idea they represent. Often leading to conclusions that take away from character growth at all.

    Death Battle would be the ones that say, "we decide and that's how it is." When in actuality they are just doing it for views.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember their dumb conclusions? Most notably DIO being 1500x the speed of light, having nuke-level punches, and defeating Alucard?

    Also I think Wolverine should have beaten Raiden, but that one's pretty old at this point.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >people
    just mentally stunted manchildren

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they had this kind of autism in the ancient world
    >nah dude Perseus could totally take Odysseus
    >man it was such an asspull when Apollo helped Paris shoot Achilles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Considering Roman made prettyboy busts and statues of Julius and Alexander the Great, I wouldn't be surprised if they did but with famous generals and mercenaries.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only morons don't listen to deathbattle

    They're the leading experts on charactervscharacter discussions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My small toe is better at battleboarding than those morons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Had to pull out the "every episode takes place in a vacuum" cope when Raven beat Phoenix
      Leading experts my ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Only morons listen to deathbattle
      Fixed. Had a typo there, bud

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fantasy football for nerds

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's about as serious as the rest of the modern world

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