Why do short people make the best villains?

Why do short people make the best villains?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't naturally feel threatened, so they have to learn how to leverage power to make you do what they want.

    /thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could see it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But then sadly, because villains are always supposed to be defeated, the big strong hero chad comes in and defeats the power structure the big bad has set up 🙁

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The self hate from their shortcomings makes them project more evil.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shortcomings
      heh

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rent is cheaper since we occupy less space

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like real life

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have to work harder to earn the same level of respect normal people get. So some become jaded by the circumstances that they have no influence on, thus finding other ways to earn respect. Possibly in the less moral spectrum, because that's sometimes easier.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine literally just being born and the world hates you and everyone thinks you're ugly and laughs at you and emasculates you. You did nothing to deserve it, you literally just exist and your existence is pain. Why would you not want to make others suffer like you have? When you compare the bad actions of these characters it pales in comparison to the things they've been through.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A short and stout little teapot once took his anger out on me once so I told him to his face that I’d step on him like a goomba. I don’t care if you’re short, but if you’re the type to try and tear people down, I will simply mock you for your insecurities.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you not want to make others suffer like you have?
      Simpleton move tbqh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the most classic villain though. The devil.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been noticing it's always the taller manlets that really make the short jokes because they need someone to pick on. My old job was full of 5'9" guys making fun of the 5'6" guy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Using your equation would that make you a taller manlet aswell? Are you 5'11?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      trust the plan
      >t.yahweh

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the west has to make some insecure caricature of a japanese person as the "evil boss"

    judeoanglo media is so cringe

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're a big guy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      uuwuuu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him, Darth Vader, Bill the Butcher. OP is an idiot.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >little guy is the boss
    >big guys are his bodyguards
    >average guys are his soldiers

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason balds do, they're scarier because they have nothing to lose.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same goes for fatties

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You VILL pay for ze air and you vill be happy! Verstehen?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fueled by the hatred of Randy Newman

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they tend to have to compensate for it with cool personal vehicles/gadgetry like a mech suit, meatshield henchmen on command, or non-physical schemes

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it funny

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because people write villains out of people they know and most short men tend to be real buttholes

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are one of the only villains with a real relatable motivation to be evil

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