Why do these movies take themselves so damn seriously? You're about talking monkeys, lighten up and tell some jokes.
Why do these movies take themselves so damn seriously? You're about talking monkeys, lighten up and tell some jokes.
Why do these movies take themselves so damn seriously? You're about talking monkeys, lighten up and tell some jokes.
Shut up Joss
>omg my heckin' quips
You sound like a moron
People like you are why most modern movies suck now.
Because this movie is based off a very real remote viewed timeline that isn’t our timeline. The CIA wrote this series back in the 60’s from that session.
Post proofs or take your damn meds
I really hate what Marvel did to audience expectations.
There is humor though?
t. A very OBESE rabbi
I'm not obese you dumb goy
monke
Bros, I fricking love apes
there was comedic relief in the movie though
the orangutan, and Anaya his friend has some moments
It’s good because it’s not full of quips.
They are pretty much exclusively about very serious subject matter. They aren't comedies at all.
Saw Rise for the first time the other day and it was kind of fricking stupid. Are they all like that?
Stupid how?
>valuable serum gets discarded because of one crazy ape even though it was revealed she was pregnant
>"gene treatment" has to be taken monthly
>James Franco is able to steal the serum he was told to stop working on for five fricking years, proving it works, but doesn't tell anyone, and no one notices the serum is missing
>nobody cares about the fact dude is raising a baby ape. Doesn't get reported or in trouble
>Californian bleeding heart ape reserve is full of one-note Stephen King bullies and comically mistreats the apes but never gets shut down
>Franco creates a more aggressive and untested version which is administered BY A FRICKING GAS for some reason
Just lots of really dumb shit. Had some cool moments though
Also the SFPD, one of the pussiest and most ineffective PDs in burgerland, immediately goes to war against escaping apes on the Golden Gate bridge. Also, Muir Woods is never empty, it's one of the busiest parks in the state.
Rise is so-so, but Dawn is an excellent sequel that’s better in every way.
I'll check it out then, it sounds interesting
Why do Apes always want the white women?
They don’t. They only work together because they have to and don’t trust each other.
you must be that moronic Australian from the other thread
They don't, white girls are the cheapest sympathybait. In this movie, it works to subvert expectations of the audience when she is a backstabbing screw the entire movie.
Yeah who would have expected the white character to be written as evil post-2012
#subversion #screenwriting #storyteller
Where da yt women at
>Why do these movies take themselves so damn seriously?
It's pretty refreshing for a blockbuster movie nowadays.
>Everything needs to be sarcastic, humorous and breaking the 4th wall
We've had enough of this. Just go watch Deadpool
I have all of the Planet of the Apes movies and have only seen the original Charlton Heston one, and I've seen the weird Mark Wahlberg one too, but I don't really remember it that much.
Are any of them actually worth a watch?
the reboot trilogy is good.
It doesn't need jokes. It's already ridiculous as it is. Didn't you laugh when the woman lost her mind about the apes getting a hold of technology? They thought it was genius that one of them could fix a fricking cattle prod. What the frick are they going to do with the nuclear codes? Give them the guns. They'll all shoot each other and then the problem's solved.
A society run by genetically modified apes would be safer than one run by Africans.
What about genetically modified Africans
>yeah the new psycho killer movie was good but it didn’t have any jokes in it
Can't remember the last psycho killer movie that wasn't full of jokes
>capeshitter complaining about apeshitter movies
>monkeys
They're apes, not monkeys.
Immediately what I thought of.
>What are we some kind of PLaNeT oF tHe aPEs?
> audience cheers
> people record audience reaction on youtube
honestly get a life
>expected the main human character to be a literal Mary Sue girl boss character
>instead she turned to be a ruthless, manipulative human supremacist and has a hard-on for genociding apes
Not gonna lie that's a pretty great twist.
The zoomer bimbo makes it hard to take seriously
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO BE EXACTLY LIKE MY INSINCERE MARVEL SLOP WHERE EVERYONE MAKES QUIPS 0.0000000001 SECONDS AFTER AN EMOTIONAL OR SERIOUS SCENE
Humans low-key fear monkeys. They symbolize everything we want to distance ourselves from.
>nooo where's my heckin pop culture references and ironic 80's music