when the actor can't bother working out at all and his phyisque is pathetic compared to what Homelander is supposed to look like?
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Body reference
Could he unironically beat Homelander?
I remember being surprised that the gay producers didn't force him to shave his chest hair off. As a person of chest hairs, I felt represented. Our kind are a rare breed in Hollywood now.
They wanted to, but Cavill convinced them it didn't make sense.
It bothers me in stuff like Dr Strange where the hair and beard are meant to imply he's let himself go due to his grief and despair, but then he still has an immaculately waxed chest.
You're supposed to just believe that chest hair doesn't exist and all men are asian twinks.
t. integrated fursuit
Some gays like hairy chest and fortunately the gay they had made the right choice.
there is plenty of israelites and Black folk with hair in hollywood
Fortunately I am neither of those things.
Easily. Homelander is powerful but he's no Superman.
man his boobies are bouncing
>roid pecs bouncing as he runs
We need to bring the oldschool nochest aesthetics. This is just weird.
Yes! the perfect physique was already known 100 years ago and now it's all extremely homosexual bastardization.
Yeah nothing gay about this photo you just posted at all. Nothing gay about you easily having access to a photo of a nearly nude muscular man.
every act of beauty is a revolt against the modern world
jfc, have a nice day you massive homo
homie u gay
your sentence doesn't mean anything, have sex
What's gay about it? Literally just posing in a way that shows off every muscle group.
Does seeing a nearly naked man excite you, anon?
I daresay it's not the picture that is gay.
homie he pulled his pants down just enough to tease his wiener. It'd be less gay if he were naked, then you could at least argue he's naked for artistic reasons.
He pulled his pants down so you could see his obliques, moron.
>ust enough to tease his wiener.
Ironically it was for modesty reasons back then. I can tell that this arouses you greatly though. Sorry, I am not a gay so I don't care about a guy's dick.
this is gay cope. just go to pornhub and get off already
>he pulled his pants down just enough to tease his wiener
No, he pulled his pants UP just enough to HIDE his wiener, you wiener-seeking homosexual.
>what's gay about me having tons of pictures of muscular naked men on my computer
Anon, I...
>not knowing sandow, saxon, hackenschmidt or the other old masters of strength
wow.
DYELs seething
I don't think the original should lose.
Homelander is the weakest of the "what if superman was evil" superhero comics.
Superman would wreck him.
>weakest
Weaker than brightburn?
Brightburn could easily be Superman levels for all we know, they never really shown him doing big feats.
You’re asking if Superman could defeat Homelander? Lmao no shit.
Think of Homelander like the Immortal level, strongest on earth but pitifuly weak compared to an adult Viltrumite or Superman. In the comics Omni Man and Mark explode a planet by flying through its core.
comic book powerlevels doesnt mean shit or make sense 99% of time. its just edgy 'woow look at that' for immature kids and manchildren.
Nolan tanks lasers from extradimenional aliens that advancd at a rate of 1000 years every 10 years and tanked a mega orbital holocaust laser. Stormfront got lasered like a b***h and Homelander was cloned from her. Supes in the boys are stupid weak
>muh nolan is stronk
his homosexual boy got rekt by lil alien pewpew laser handguns. nolan got beat up by a fish, a heckin fast boi, some latex dude and other shit I cant even remember.
my imaginary homelander dude would beat up your lame imaginary nolan boy. deal with it
>muh literal infant got whoopped
kek nice argument
Damn I just won another internet argument! b***hes gonna love hearing about this down in the club. Now excuse me gentlemen but I gotta go do more fun things!
Okay tough guy, I bet you whooped your uncles ass when you were 2 and he snuck into your room
Nolan can literally fly so fast he creates fricking explosions, and even then that's just a byproduct. Homelander is a fricking wimp.
In the comic, Homelander is vulnerable to some super strength butthole with a crowbar and depleted uranium bullets. He's no Superman.
are you seriously asking if superman could beat homelander... are you that moronic
Superman beats everyone
What a fricking chad.
>he got buffer than his own statue
Based
Wait, so the masked guy was auditioning to join the team or whatever by fricking? I'm not familiar with the show or comic, in case that wasn't obvious.
Sorta yeah. In that issue they’re all on an island where they have a week long orgy and drug fest called herogasm.
it's soldier boy, in the comics he has sex with homelander once a year to try and get into the seven and every time homelander is like "lol maybe next year sport"
this is definitely going to happen in the show but not show naked breasts
I can already see it happening
TV Homelander has shown zero gay tendencies so no, it won’t happen on the show.
This is the most subversive and israeli comic/TV show ever made.
The comic is both biting and really heartfelt when it comes to its criticism of what capeshit comics have become. The show, being put out by Amazon, can't quite capture that edge. But, the comic is pretty good. It's written off by people who just look at the surface level edgelord stuff. But, Ennis himself made one of the most loving Superman stories ever. He's a guy that gets why this stuff has been so endearing. It's a shame that the two big adaptations of his works just don't really get the source material.
>comic is pretty good
It isn’t, at least the last 50 or so issues. Ennis spends so much time jerking off the British and American marines and complaining about the Irish.
wtf Honelander is gay?
In comic
that guy looks moves and sounds fruity af no cap
Yeah, it's every episode now.
The whole show is homosexual as frick. Not one titty in sight but penis galore
And there are actually breasts in the comic
> And there are actually breasts in the comic
Aren't they adapting heroragsm. A actual superhero orgy? How can they g
do that with no female nudity
>women are gigantic prostitutes
just like real life!
And that's good!
It will be 95% gay sex and 5% no-female-nudity straight sex.
I'm honestly glad the show strayed away from the stupid edge shit the comics pulled. Some of it was just extremely pre-teen levels of shock value stuff. S1 handled it right. S2 and S3 are now moving into that goofy territory, except now it's mixed in with memey politics instead of real shit.
>Some of it was just extremely pre-teen levels of shock value stuff.
Are we watching the same show? This is literally every episode
>Are we watching the same show?
Did you not read the second half of my post? S1 had shock value and shit like that but it felt more appropriate for the context. S2 and S3 just toss things in for the sake of it. Tone and politics were handled differently in S1 compared to S2 and onward.
dude the last episode has the Female killing people with dildos, stop your nonsense + the comics has at least a story to tell, good writing and great characters
>good writing and great characters
Let's not go crazy.
Come on I'm re-reading it for the third time since yesterday, I'm already at Herogasm because it was so good I couldn't stop reading. Everything is linked together very well, the relationships between the characters are interesting and I really like the investigative side brought over several chapters
That homie must be twelve to think that the Boys has great writing. It's Ennis monologues at it's worst, with his obnoxious use of accents to boot
The dildo thing is so stupid because she can rip dudes in half with her bare hands.
I feel the same. I actually was surprised how well they handled S1 after the disaster that was Preacher. As soon as I saw Frenchie dressed like a faux punk (before he looked like a dodgy French/south African drug dealer) in S2 I knew the show was completely taken over by gays
You know how. The same way they've done during every sex scene so far.
>How can they g
>do that with no female nudity
easy. same way they turned one of the most nihilistic, cynical and mean spirited rape of capeshit comics into a "let's make a little bit fun of capeshit" tv show. not one single fricking story written by garth ennis can be faithfully translated to the screen. from hellblazer to preacher to jennifer blood, crossed or the punisher.
it's easy when the movie industry is captured by gays, dykes and gurl powurr feminazis
haha it's not censored in the french comics
it'll be all men and no women in sight
And you both know why that is.
>first pic
God, Hayley's breasts are so fricking perfect it almost makes me angry that I'll never touch them.
Speaking of which, Mauve still looks fat. That scene where she was talking to Starlight you saw her fatrolls getting pushed up by her costume was jarring.
This actually did bug me.
>claims to be training a lot
>not even hitting the sauce
>looks like shit
I mean, the actress didn't fit the roll since S1. She was way too thin and small compared to what she's supposed to look like from the comics.
source?
I don't care. Queen Mayve or whatever is by far my favorite. She'd do all the naughty FFM threesomes I wanted.
Amazon playing to their market
Because brave boss babes took over the entertainment industry and all high-paying jobs while men retreated to jerk their wieners to their computer screens.
It's only fair that the TV shows in the future will show off the beefcake, because the future is hella female
irl women think beefcake is gay. go outside and they're all naked.
this show is gay and they think its moralistic to show naked men and no naked women. they think they're teaching you a lesson re: starlights costume
>irl women think beefcake is gay. go outside and they're all naked
What the hell are you talking about?
I think you're the one who needs to go outside
He's right, women prefer athletic builds.
real women, irl, roll their eyes at 'beefcake' and sexualize themselves constantly.
women in entertainment are desexed and then have a gay male pastiche fitted onto them
This is the truth honestly if you look into it, its all women and israelites.
and none of the actresses are hot, none of them have breasts, they can be worse than mcu and dceu
>no breasts
>tons of man ass this season
sometimes I can understand why Hitler wanted to kill israelites so badly
I imagine Hitler had a dream one night of Seth Rogan, and wanted to wipe out the israelites in a desperate attempt to prevent his birth specifically.
The stuff of heroes, really.
Isn't the fact that this annoys you more of hint that you might have homosexuality problems yourself?
Why should you be aroused or interested in everything resembling a naked body, be it male or female?
Or are you a gay simp, lol?
I only find it astonishing how the focus on male nudity while female nudity seems to be more reserved. Not very progressive imho, balance it out and call it a day.
>You don't like seeing dicks and manbutts on your screen? You must be homo
Being this level of offendend, yeah.
Maybe I am overseeing something, but not every bit of nudity arouses me, but I don't come from the prude USA where sexuality is suppressed everywhere and therefore everything remotely connected is getting sexualized to oblivion.
You are completely moronic lol
Nice argument
The male nudity is sexualized on the show, but doesn't need to arouse viewers though, one can view it from a neutral position, but why aversion?
The lack of female nudity is obvious and very artificial indeed.
The male nudity isnt sexualized on this show.
The raging lack of female nudity is
Ywnbaw
Tbf, this is simply equality from a company that also can't be bothered to tell any of their female actresses to lightly tap a dumbbell. If the women supes, with their "muscles" on display don't have to work out, then the men shouldn't have to, either.
Jesus, that's literally not even dyel mode
How can you work out when you're superhuman strong ? What's the point ?
We saw A-Train working out with a train (lel) before, when he was recovering from Compound V use, so we know that workouts must help maintain proper performance.
A train is losing his speed despite trying to work out though, so it hasn't maintained his performance
The way his body should work is it should be extremely easy for him to build up and maintain muscle mass, like for apes. They get it right with Soldier Boy who is implied to be in peak human shape
>apes.
uncalled for
Homelander actor probably knows he IS the show so he can afford being a lazy gay
he's also old as hell. Would take roids or months of severe training to get into that kind of shape
Actors taking roids? No way
46 is old as hell?
He been in the show for three years
Yeah, but they obviously didn't ask him to bulk up back in S1, otherwise he would have. He'd only realize he could afford to be lazy after S1 blew up. It's probably just something that was never noticeable with his legs because of the costume.
Fricking idiot
Some people are really lucky with their genetics.
Too hard to use a body double every time. They did with the masturbation scene in s2. Guess they just gave up.
Everyone involved in this show should be incinerated, it’s rotten to the core.
please tell me this arm is photoshopped
Why do you guys care if this show does it but not when Snyder does it?
wat?
Snyder uses muscle suits in his movies all the time. Pic related being one such example. I didn't even know until I watched the BTS and they had Jeffrey Dean Morgan doing a makeup test and they lug this giant, skin-toned muscle suit over his skinny ass.
Those aren't his real arms?
Correct, they are not his real arms. It's all prosthesis.
Snyder is trying to make actors look strong. The Boys isn't even trying, as seen in the OP
But you say it yourself, you didn't know because he genuinely properly looks like a big guy for you. If Anthony Starr's legs were on a cute girl I'd be like "zamn nice legs on that b***h", so why show them to us
tbf Homelander is huge like Superman in the comics, they would have had to find an actor with the size and will to achieve that body. But yeah they should have at least tried more. At least a muscle suit, prosthetic muscles, something.
I think the show tries to say that he is super fake and why would he have muscles? His power doesnt come from his muscle mass. He cant work out as his body cant wear and tear.
They should have made this clear because it creates confusion.
>His power doesnt come from his muscle mass.
Of course it does. He still moves his body thanks to his muscles
Season 2 episode shows him shirtless when he kills the shapeshifter and they cgi'd his head onto a buff body. Would be funny if the cheap muscle suit was actuallt a muscle suit in the show, and could play up his insecurities too.
Like he cant even get muscle mass because he cant lift things that are heavy, because nothing is heavy to him
>Would be funny if the cheap muscle suit was actuallt a muscle suit in the show, and could play up his insecurities too.
>Like he cant even get muscle mass because he cant lift things that are heavy, because nothing is heavy to him
I agree I tought kinda this is what they tried to imply or should have implied already.
>Season 2 episode shows him shirtless when he kills the shapeshifter and they cgi'd his head onto a buff body.
I dont remember that I gotta rewatch season 1-2. Maybe it was a vought propaganda piece?
>I dont remember that I gotta rewatch season 1-2. Maybe it was a vought propaganda piece?
Dont put yourself through that anon.... no its when he had the shapeshifter change to wiig so he could suck on her breasts cause he missed her. When he was up in the cabin. Its very clearly his fave cgi'd onto a body, the lighting is so different from his face to body
>they cgi'd his head onto a buff body
never happened moron
fake, that never happened
I think they went with more of him being lazy ass in show. He pretty much completely relies on his powers being so strong so he can't be bothered to actually learn how to use them or to train to get in shape, so he just wears muscle suit and lasers everything.
Maeve is also supposed to be big too. I feel like Meave's actress is the worst case. They chose a really thin and small girl for her roll. She's even smaller than Butcher, which looks bad. It looks like Huey's actor could wrestle her down to the floor.
Its works with Homelander because its a plot point that hes just really lazy and has no reason to actually try as hes so hilariously OP.
Maeve on the other hand has been shown training so her being a stick makes zero sense.
>Its works with Homelander because its a plot point that hes just really lazy and has no reason to actually try as hes so hilariously OP.
It doesn't work with Homelander because he's supposed to be innately fit and powerful.
But why? Being fit isn't going to make him super strong hes super strong solely because of Compound V and he usually just uses his laser eyes anyways because like i said, lazy.
Because he was bred in a lab.
are you thinking that he came out the lab a full grown man? i always assumed he was a baby at some point
Jennifer Blood? You mean Etrigan the Demon?
Aye, he's a different character in the comics, big, oafish, and semi-moronic.
He's more slick and sociopathic and cunning in the show.
Episode 6 they are going to find a way not to show any of the main actresses naked, it will be another episode with a lot of dicks and naked men
Kek who is the pajeetman dropping all the gold to jump on bobs and vegana?
Seriously though, he gets absolutely mogged by the zooomer (guess he started lifting in between seasons)
Kinda takes me out of the action.
height means nothing when you have laser beam eyes
>this is what manlets actually believe
>Kinda takes me out of the action.
Hughie is being mogged hard here and only morons say otherwise
>morons who fall into the height meme
yo this niqqa looks like M. Bison
>Homelander is huge like Superman in the comics
Superman isn't huge, anon. Stop reading non-canon post-bronze-age garbage.
I appreciated them showing Hewie's jiggle booty as a reference for then showing Soldier Boy's sculpted muscular ass.
It's an upper body business brother
kek
Seething because the show mogs all of DC
Almost right. The Boys, Watchmen and capeshit satire in general, mogs all actual capeshit. DC, Marvel, it doesn't matter. Actual capeshit is unbearably moronic.
thats the whole point moron, his entire image is fake
also he has super strength why the frick does he need muscles?
>even homos skip leg day
who fricking DOESNT skip leg day?
women?
parker boudreaux, but he seems to skip every other day
Makes sense. Homelander is a half assed superhero, his body is a reflection of that.
I want a female supe to lock me in her bedroom and order me to lick her supe pussy down!
frick all yall
There is the Frozen equivalent who likes to seduce normies, have sex then orgasm/ squirt/ freeze their dicks off
>squirt/ freeze their dicks off
frick that brah, i'dr rather get colonised by a bayonetta-esque supe
Wair, hold up, was Butcher not just having a fit when he said that she did it just for a laugh? Jesus, that's fricked up, thought they would've confirmed he was right about that, if that was the case.
He was. There’s nothing in that scene that indicated she did it for shits and giggles
Goku would frick them all up.
this is an 18+ site
>he doesn't know about Cinemaphileku
Lurk a bit more, mate.
>this is an 18+ site
Watches and discusses edgy capeshit for teens.
The better question is, why is female nudity banned on set? Pic related woman has taken off her dress, but the camera moves to hide her breasts.
It has been the same thing the whole season.
incels don't get to see breasts anymore, chud
but naked dudes everywhere are A-OKAY!
so you keep returning to the unattainable
in 5 years women will earn 2 times the money men's make and every writer and producer, director going to be a woman.
art and entertainment is dying. games are a perfect example. women and shitskins, pajeets flooded the whole industry and now every game sucks.
To stop simping.
I miss the times when naked boobies were in every episode of every "prestige" tv show
Thats why its not on here. They call it 'equitable nudity'
He has legs like a woman. What is woth his outfit? I don't watch the show btw
>average Cinemaphile poster and their lack of comprehension skills
Big shoutout to the anon seeing thru the whole "Butcher will be a drugie in the next episode" plot, what are your predictions for the future tropes we're gonna see ?
Hunter Schafer legs except this guy is almost 50
is seth rogen gay or why is this show focused on showing dicks? is HBO just softcore gay porn channel?
Seth seems to be fricking OBSESSED with dildos, the only thing I remember about 40 Year Old Virgin is Seth Rogan's character just holding a dildo in the club.
Infantile humor, not homosexualry. Dicks and butt jokes is the kind of dumb wannabe dudebro you can expect from those types of people.
by types of people you mean israelites?
No. I'm referring to moronic, podhead, manbabies, like Seth.
yes he's super gay I saw him sucking James Franco's dick while putting a dildo in his ass
Because only fat women and gay manchildren watch this shit
>gay manchildren
that explains all the threads
well.. the whole season is same old white men bad, #metoo and shit like that. Even more so, thats why I think there is no female nudity, as RAPE AND SEX is worse than murder .
also why the frick homelander is not killing stan and starlight? no more starlight for her bullshit, no more competitor to fight for approvals, and stan well... why not for disrepsecting him on every turn
>well.. the whole season is same old white men bad
There aren't even any old white man characters in the show.
I don't get this complaint. he's basically saitama from one punch man. he doesn't need big muscles to be strong.
okay Cinemaphilety just keep coping that you do all those deadlifts and women are still disgusted by you
my brain could just be too fried from meme politics but was that part when homelander gave everyone taco bowls some sort of loose trump joke?
It's just Homelander being an ass to flex on the new guy. New guy was hispanic so he served taco bowls and spoke to him in Spanish. It's what he does to a lot of people, to make the point of
>And the frick are you going to do about it?
without having to be too overt in his posturing.
I figured as much but when he explicitly said they were "the best" my autism started kicking in.
It absolutely was a deliberate reference. Idk how you could question otherwise.
>Idk how you could question otherwise.
Because the "joke" requires you to have seen a fricking Trump tweet to fully understand it. He hasn't been president for a few years now and "people" writing a massively popular TV show are so fricked in the head by him that their hatred towards him are leaking into their work and personal lives. I shouldn't be able to watch a show and get an accurate determination of the writers politics.
But as I explained earlier, the joke worked fine without that context. I didn't realise it was a direct nod to anything before this thread and still thought it worked fine in the scene, since it makes sense as something Homelander would totally do.
Yeah I also took it as a bizarre reference
You know I completely forgot about that, which I can't say I'm ashamed of. It could be a deliberate reference but either way it made sense in the context of the show.
Its so weird how people took offense to this. It would be seen as cute if biden did the same exact thing.
I would say
, but the writers said way back in S2 interviews that they wanted to make Homelander based around Trump. I wouldn't put it past them to have scenes like that just for stupid fricking reasons like that tweet anon posted...
It's like the gun and NRA scene some eps ago. We know better than to not see how obvious some things are.
I thought he was in a pretty good shape in Banshee.
Surprised he slimmed down instead of bulking up for Homelander
The training probably got to him, hard to keep that up for 4 years
He did train for season 1, you'll notice his pencil neck isn't as egregious as the other seasons. Probably stopped when he found out it wasn't required and he was going to be in a muscle suit the entire time
i dont mind him wearing a suit to hide how thin he is, he can act, that is more important.
TV Homelander is small fry
If it bothers you that much, you can say that since he is already the strongest being in his universe since the age of 5, working out wouldn't really be somethig Homelander needs to do and he is too much of a lazy frick to do it.
But since Vought wants to create the image of a superhero, they have him wear a suit with stitched in muscle to give hm the appearance of a powerful physique.
It just makes Homelander even more pathetic.
>watching pozzed shit and complaining
You homosexuals deserve to burn in nuclear fire
>going into a shit thread and complaining
You homosexuals deserve to burn in nuclear fire
because anthony starr is obviously a closeted homosexual
I don't know people can still deny this after the spain incident.
Every man in hollywood has to dabble in gaygery to some degree. You don't get to the top without getting cornholed by old israelites.
>closeted
Male nudity is never really sedualized. Its always funny, shocking or weird and it appeals to homosexuals.
Shirtless guys are sexualized but even thats a stretch. Women want guys to frick them, not be 'eye candy' jesus christ that meme needs to die. Rhw idea of being eye candy turns them on. Its problematic but women that arent ugly hags prefer female nudity for precisely that reason.
And any healthy woman would be repulsed by pegging, cucking or the notion of a sex scene where the female body is covered up and the focus is on the guys ass. I dont care what warthogs, cutters, benzo'd bpd banshees or twitter says.
t.guy who has relationships with real women outside the internet
Men are sexualized. They are having sex scenes and women enjoy male fan service. You are living on mars
>fan service
have a nice day.
And of course women enjoy it. Its fun. I said healthy ones arent turned on by it. They want a handsome guy to devour them and then frick their brains out, not prance around showing his ass crack and scrotum you massive homosexual.
And yes, living in the real world seems like mars compared to this culture.
Why are women going to rub out to a guys ass?
Is she thinking about pegging him, lmao.
Everything has to be gay and ugly and stupid. Healthy sex where men lust after sexy, beautiful women is denied. And women being sexy and beautiful and lusted after is denied, theyre all dried up gay hags
I wonder how many men have asked him to do a homelander impression while being fricked only to realize this guy takes it up the arse
What makes Homelander so much more powerful than everybody else? Does anyone in universe come close?
I can't vote with my wallet because I never pay for israeli media, but I hope at least some of you paypigs will cancel your subscriptions over this shit.
They're trying to get women and gays to watch the show. I'm sure a few flicked their beans/rubbed shit on their homosexual dicks to Homelander's ass in episode 3.
>when the actor can't bother working out at all
Post body