Why do we love it?

Why do we love it?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is 2011 distilled into cinematic form. You had to be there, in that time and place, watching it as a young man to truly grasp the full spectrum of kinography on display.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Style is substance

      Because it's simple and dreamlike. It has a vibe and vision that is cohesive.

      These homies get it. Also, you had to be there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >style is substance
        that's not a compliment, new friend

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because he's literally us (cucks)

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure you werent watching a mirror?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Style is substance

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work with children with autism, and they pick a movie to obsess with for months on end, and won't want to watch anything else. Also, I bet you only eat the same high carb shit every single fricking meal like they do, like hamburgers, panda Express, or chicken tendies. Not memeing, it's real. Try a fricking veggie sometime, son.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      true, you're better off just eating meat which is what I do
      also lift more and drink more water
      especially if you're under 10 you should wanna get jacked asap to offset your societal inadequacies

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's simple and dreamlike. It has a vibe and vision that is cohesive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only homosexuals watched this gay trash

      >It has a vibe
      Yeah, being gay as frick

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me. I was 21 when this came out. There was a beautiful pretty girl in class that I tried to hard to talk to and couldn't muster up the courage, watched this movie that night.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And nothing. 14 years went by. I still remember the that girl. Sigh

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's doesn't talk much, which caused autists to use him as a self-insert character

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you’re either brown or underage

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a modern western, the main character is the hero that all modern men wish they could be

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes literally me, except hes really cool, and I cant drive

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    low iq. its just another anti-men anti-incel movie that incel men declarede le based because they didnt get the irony and criticism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're seeing things that aren't there

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Timeless
    >Slick soundtrack
    >Beautiful visuals and editing
    >Well-acted (except for Brian Cranston)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brisn Cranston
      Why? I thought he was good in it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'M ACTING

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re just a contrarian.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone linked the opening scene here and that got me to watch it, little did i know the rest of the movie had little to no driving and was just goose simping for some roastie. it's one of those dishonest movies like kangaroo jack.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really enjoyed this movie, watched it several times. it's not any more kino on the big screen.

    i learned how to drive at 37 during the late pandemic with the free gibs and time off. pretty comfy now i can play chromatics and drive around

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the actor a literal moron who isn't even in on the joke?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        turn on your monitor

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its mid but it inspired one of the best indie games of all time, making it kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hotline miami?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gays keep saying this and unless you can show any proof I'll keep not believing it

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am more of a The Guest kinda dude.

    Both are based for the same reasons, and are you kidding?
    Think critically and it should be obvious; aside from the cuckoldry and him not getting an ass, he was a handsome chad badass. Not hard to get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino fricking soundtrack too, I think I will watch it again.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    good music and the opening driving scene is exceptionally well done. it gets dumb and hokey at the end though.

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