Why do you hate him?

Why do you hate him?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Godzilla!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws- it's not.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IT'S GOJIRA YOU MORON

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't, and frankly it's bizarre that she never got a suit movie despite having the most human proportions. Go ahead and say it's a different subspecies from goji, it's not like fish from the atlantic look exactly like their counterparts in the pacific. Its ability to produce large amounts of offspring would be an interesting way to balance the vast difference in size between her and the real godzilla.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's bizarre that she never got a suit movie
      If it means anything they did use a suit in some shots of 1998. Not a lot but there there.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty cool

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's pretty clear when watching the Blu-Ray, because of how badly the CGI shots have aged in comparison to the few suit shots.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The cgi back then was great

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/X2JGhLw.png

        Why do you hate him?

        So much soul in this design and movie as a whole. Imo one of the best godzilla films and definitely did not deserve the cringe fan backlash

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't get it. There's a lot of beautiful shots and creative staging in this film.

          ?t=27

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >geeeet beekk heeeyaah yuuu reeetaaaarrdd

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Animal is possibly my favorite human in any kaiju flick ever.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goji looking fresh in the Asics

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should have used more of the suit, it looks good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have the Cinefex issue from that year. If I recall correctly, they only used it for one shot, where it is rising up from the wreckage.

          I agree, I wish they'd used it more.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >look at the wiener on that thing !

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because his movie was a romantic comedy

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I was told to

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I came into this thread just to write this exact phrase. It's a silly and enjoyable noisy summer flick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's boring shit. Cut 40 minutes from it and it may be watchable.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a her, stupid monkey.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They hate it because it’s not like the classic Japanese Godzilla, and even then Japanese Godzilla designs vary from great to shit like picrel
    >and I say this as a fan of the Japanese Godzilla movies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie was completely clueless and childish on the idea of Godzilla. Godzilla is a childish character in a lot of cases, sure, but I mean Roland Emmerich barely knew who Godzilla was and just thought of it as some Japanese garbage not worth looking at, so he ends up making a rom com where he brainstorms the entire plot by thinking of how he would handle a pet lizard but big

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant the design specifically. Should’ve been more specific

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't care about any of the Japanese movies that came before and why should they be relevant
        You aren't watching those movies you are watching the Emmerich American 90s version
        People are allowed to follow their own vision in art and constraining them arbitrarily to the media which came before is just anti-art

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's totally fine but why is it a matthew broderick rom com?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every Godzulla movie is effectively a human element movie with Godzilla and the kaiju being a disaster that keeps things moving. It's a weak criticism, but I'd agree that the human element in 98 is weak.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Perhaps it exposes how corny Godzilla really is but seeing it done in an American style without that sense of foreign alterity really makes for an ugly movie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >art
          It's fricking Godzilla 98', dude

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You aren't watching those movies you are watching the Emmerich American 90s version
          And that version is shit and barely Godzilla.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >him
      I don't hate her. Love me some 90s murican zilla

      The movie was completely clueless and childish on the idea of Godzilla. Godzilla is a childish character in a lot of cases, sure, but I mean Roland Emmerich barely knew who Godzilla was and just thought of it as some Japanese garbage not worth looking at, so he ends up making a rom com where he brainstorms the entire plot by thinking of how he would handle a pet lizard but big

      It's funny because OG Godzilla is a cheap shitty knock-off of an American movie and Japan wanks over it like it's gods greatest idea ever that only they thought of. Still love my godzilla but the 'purists' need to die in a fire, it is and always was a cheap rip off of the beast from 20,000 fathoms

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it is and always was a cheap rip off of the beast from 20,000 fathoms
        Well almost, BF20KF is the cheap monster flick, Godzilla elevated the 50s monster B-movie to something deeper and more epic (but then fell back to the cheap B-movie roots as the Showa era progressed).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >original Godzilla
        >shitty
        All of your opinions are moot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's totally fine for movies to take an idea from another film and run with it, it happens all the fricking time. And cheap rip-off is just false. Fathoms is literally just a big iguana, Godzilla has some thought behind it's design. Instead say you're too stupid to grasp the design behind Godzilla and move on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's funny because OG Godzilla is a cheap shitty knock-off of an American movie and Japan wanks over it like it's gods greatest idea ever that only they thought of. Still love my godzilla but the 'purists' need to die in a fire, it is and always was a cheap rip off of the beast from 20,000 fathom

        There's also a very similar monster design and storyline in on of the 1940s Fleischer Bros Superman shorts.

        Eugene Lourie, director of The Beast would go on to make his own suitmation version with Gorgo, which is better in terms of effects and storytelling to the vast majority of Godzilla films to this day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's funny because OG Godzilla is a cheap shitty knock-off of an American movie and Japan wanks over it like it's gods greatest idea ever that only they thought of. Still love my godzilla but the 'purists' need to die in a fire, it is and always was a cheap rip off of the beast from 20,000 fathom

        There's also a very similar monster design and storyline in on of the 1940s Fleischer Bros Superman shorts.

        Eugene Lourie, director of The Beast would go on to make his own suitmation version with Gorgo, which is better in terms of effects and storytelling to the vast majority of Godzilla films to this day.

        No one from Toho watched The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms before making Godzilla. Just so you know. Godzilla is of course superior in every single way but these movies aren't really similar outside of the most superficial level so there's no need to compare them as much.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Producer Tomoyuki Tanaka flew to Jakarta to renegotiate with the Indonesian government but was unsuccessful.
          >On the flight back to Japan, he conceived the idea for a giant monster film, inspired by the 1953 film The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms and the Daigo Fukuryū Maru incident, which happened in March 1954.
          Yeah no, he's right, The Beast did serve as an inspiration.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No one from Toho watched The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms before making Godzilla.

            Of course they would say that.

            They can't touch the VFX mastery of Harryhausen. It's too embarrassing to admit their clumsy response.

            >No one from Toho watched The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms before making Godzilla.
            As it happens, Roland Emmerich had never heard of Godzilla prior to making the 1998 movie and the similarities are purely coincidental. Tri-Star, of course, had to secure the rights to the title from Toho after principal filming was completed and they were made aware of the Japanese films, but other than the name, these movies aren't really similar outside of the most superficial level so there's no need to compare them as much.

            Every single person asked about it from Tanaka to Honda, Inoue and so one or people who wrote their memoirs never said anything about The Beast. Everyone said the inspiration came from 1952 re-release of King Kong. The only possible connection that might've happened was Tanaka reading about The Beast in a magazine or seeing a poster.
            The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms was released in the US in June 1953, Tanaka came up with the idea of Godzilla in March 1954. In the meantime he was busy producing movie after movie for Toho. If someone was to copy The Beast he would have to anticipate months in advance that they would be making the movie, fly to the US to watch the movie then remember the details months later.
            Shigeru Kayama's story has a lighthouse scene that was leter removed by Honda and Murata when they were adapting it into the script but it would make sense for Kayama, a sci fi author, to be familiar with Ray Bradbury's Foghorn.
            That's about it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              For the record The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms was released in Japan in December 1954 a full month after Godzilla. The distributor was Daiei, Toho's rival so no early screenings for them.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If someone was to copy The Beast he would have to anticipate months in advance that they would be making the movie, fly to the US to watch the movie then remember the details months later.
              What's so difficult to believe about someone remembering a movie they watched in 1953 when they say they were inspired by a movie they watched in 1952?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's far more probable that someone simply saw the poster in a film magazine and thought "hey, dinosaur would make for a much better monster than an octopus." But everyone at Toho was a fan of King Kong not some unknown reptilian monster from a movie they couldn't even watch. Rhedosaurus wasn't even that fresh. The atomic angle was but it's not like it wasn't constantly in the headlines in Japan at the time. But there was Lost Continent and other cheap dinosaur films in the early 50s.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They don't mention it because it's be a pretty flagrant litigious grounds.
              A lot of Japanese culture is bullshitting to save face and make them look better. Same thing with them saying they work 15 hours a day(and then peak productivity is like 5 of those hours and if they fall asleep for 3 hours it's considered them working so hard they need to sleep)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're talking about people like very humble, honest man like Honda admitting that The Beast was not the inspiration in the late 1980s. The movies aren't even that similar. WB didn't have a monopoly on dinosaur monsters.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No one from Toho watched The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms before making Godzilla.

          Of course they would say that.

          They can't touch the VFX mastery of Harryhausen. It's too embarrassing to admit their clumsy response.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would still say man in the suit worked pretty well.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's beautiful. Much more foreboding than if they used stop motion. Both techniques have their limitations it's not like stop motion is just better every time. Gorgo I think looks more effective than The Beast because you can actually show extensive damage with suits and miniatures.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't have time to do stop motion, Godzilla was created because another movie got shitcanned and left a big November slot open. Suits were the only way they could get the movie done in a few months, Tsuburaya said a stop motion version would take him seven years to do.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tsuburaya said a stop motion version would take him seven years to do.

              It never took Harryhausen that long. They did use some stopmotion in a few of their movies. Their attempts in King Kong vs Godzilla are notably pathetic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would take them seven years because they had more effects scenes planned and without stop motion traditions. Although they had to innovate a lot with Godzilla but at least Tsuburaya knew how to shoot with miniatures and they look fantastic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It would take them seven years because they had more effects scenes planned and without stop motion traditions. Although they had to innovate a lot with Godzilla but at least Tsuburaya knew how to shoot with miniatures and they look fantastic.

                With stop-motion you just have to be more focused and judicious in how it's used. King Kong didn't take 7 years.

                The miniature work in Godzilla '54 only looks good in comparison to some of the sloppier sequels and ripoffs, and black and white photography hides a multitude of flaws.

                The full color miniature work in Gorgo holds up a lot better.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Godzilla looks fantastic because not only were Tsuburaya's miniatures impressive work of art, for this kind of movie black and white works perfectly. In some shots it looks like some abandoned newsreel it's incredible. I like happy colorful 60s movies but classic Godzilla was never more effective than in 1954. I'm so glad it's not stop motion. First of all it would limit the destruction scenes because stop motion doesn't allow for a lot of interaction with the environment. Which is what allowed Gorgo to show a lot more of the destruction than The Beast (a lighthouse and a side of one building).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Resources issue. Plus doing building crumble in stop motion is a pain in the ass. I think even Harryhausen admitted that the saucers crashing in Earth vs the Flying Saucers was one of the more difficult things to do.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                From technical point of view the advantage of suits and miniatures is that the scenes can be filmed faster but the crew has to be a lot larger. And it's still an incredibly difficult, time-consuming and sometimes dangerous work so faster yes, easier, not really.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No one from Toho watched The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms before making Godzilla.
          As it happens, Roland Emmerich had never heard of Godzilla prior to making the 1998 movie and the similarities are purely coincidental. Tri-Star, of course, had to secure the rights to the title from Toho after principal filming was completed and they were made aware of the Japanese films, but other than the name, these movies aren't really similar outside of the most superficial level so there's no need to compare them as much.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Never heard of Godzilla
            If true, he was just being coy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OG Godzilla is a cheap shitty knock-off
        It's not cheap or shitty at all, and anyone who says Godzilla 1954 is a ripoff of Beast from 20000 Fathoms probably hasn't seen either, because the only thing they share is the general concept of "dinosaur awakened by nukes". The movies go in completely different directions.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only who thinks the Minus One Godzilla is sexy hot? I get a boner whenever I see his sexy hot body and his attractive sexy face.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toho signed off on this. This is Godzilla for real.

    Then a few years later they make the cringiest Godzilla movie in 30 years and pretend like it was only 'Zilla'. Truly pathetic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine thinking Final Wars is a cringe movie wihen they gave us the best Gigan model ever.
      You are a gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like something out of Power Rangers.

        I'm embarrassed for you if you're honestly impressed by this.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Something from the genre that spawned Power Rangers looks like Power Rangers

          No shit sherlock.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Looks like something out of Power Rangers.
          Crazy that something from a tokusatsu movie would look like something from a tokusatsu series. Almost like there wouldn't be Super Sentai/Power Rangers in the first place without Godzilla.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got killed by a few missiles. Lamest version ever.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good movie
    Not really a Godzilla movie
    Better than the 2014 Godzilla movie
    More of a remake of "Beast from 20,000 Fathoms" and remakes at least 3 scenes from that movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like its a Matthew Broderick rom com and a Simpsons episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It also has the “destroy the nest” subplot from Them!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Better than the 2014 Godzilla movie
      Crazy how Bryan Cranston even openly loathes the movie by making the valid point that the protagonist is just a boring npc character who just moves scene to scene. And he points out that his character is a lot more dynamic despite have an iota of screentime compared to the protag

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right. The advertising was classic bait and switch. It was only good so long as he was in it, then it became as boring as everything Gareth Edwards has ever put out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Better than the 2014 Godzilla movie
      Slit your wrists.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It certainly has more charm just because it has Broderick and is set in 90s NYC. 2014 is a better movie, though.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >him
    Wasn't this Godzilla a girl? I remember something about there being eggs and tiny Godzillas chasing murderer Mathew Broderick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gender fluid

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUPERSIZE OUR TRAGEDIES

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cartoon was surprising kino. I still love zilly

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate deathclaws.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's hated because he had to live up to Godzilla and wasn't written in a way that fit that. Now, if you look at TriStar Godzilla as his own monster/movie, he's fine. At worst it's still a bit of goofy fun.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's also oozing with late 90s aesthetic, if that's your thing.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla is like pizza.
    Even when it's bad, it's good.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      YES, HIM

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HIM

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A bit of both. Sculpted to be female, and referred to as male. In the cartoon movie zilla is also referred to as the father of toon zilla

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            She fricking lays eggs.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like a him to me, I aint calling it a she you fricking black ass Black person gay homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HIM

      She fricking lays eggs.

      >hate

      >troony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only a troony would refuse to call a child-bearing member of a species by female pronouns
        >only a troony would like Shin Godzilla
        Trannies are the ones who spin lies, anon. I'm no troony.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>only a troony would like Shin Godzilla
          Yes.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you hate him?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hate

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zilla Jr. was cooler

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enters the chat
    Sup

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of those things people hate for no reason, even though it's pretty good. In fact, it's the best Godzilla ever made.

    Another example of this is Deus Ex: Invisible War. People hate it because their precious pc title came to consoles. That's it. It's actually a good game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I can't understand why 'people' don't like something being dumbed down, simplified, have all the soul and atmosphere stripped out of it, and all the detail shaved off. not sure how they can justify disliking something merely because everything that made the original thing good was removed. makes no sense at all.
      it's like the remake of nightmare on elm street, it's just better. it's new so it's good.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted the game's graphics to be superior and they wanted to add an actual physics engine to the game + real time lighting effects. They also wanted the shooting to feel better. So naturally, some things had to be simplified and some features removed to accommodate the specific improvements they were focused on.

        It's just like when people complained about Morrowind -> Oblivion. "Duuude, in Morrowind we had spears and we had throwing weapons wtf. Oblivion is so dumbed down" yeah... but they massively improved the graphics and added a physics engine. The actual combat is now decent too. It isn't great but it isn't atrocious like it used to be. Swinging your sword around feels much better in Oblivion than it does Morrowind. But some people just don't pay any attention to that. They just laser focus in on the few features lost than on the overall improvements to the game. Sad.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >better graphics
          >on a console
          oblivion was horribly dumbed down, and skyrim even more so.
          the interface on skyrim was almost unusable because they had to make it for quadreplic console users, and for some reason decided a scrolling text list of hundreds of items is more user friendly than a grid of easily recognisable items.
          anything consolified is puke.
          graphical improvements come with time anyway. look at elder scrolls 2 to morrowibd.
          combat is appalling in all their games because they don't know how to make it decent and it clearly isn't important for them.
          you like playing shooters on a console with a game pad, that makes you incapable of holding a decent opinion, as evidenced by your repeated mentions of graphics, despite hardware limitations having been a bottleneck for console games compared to pcs since the early 90s.
          you're doing the reverse version of what you're accusing others of, and picking on the few minor improvements as warranting the loss of whatever made a game good in the first place.
          might as well say "yeah jumping and bings were stripped out of mario #512, but the graphics are better and the eater moves more realistically, I don't know what people are complaining about."

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oblivion was not dumbed down from Morrowind. The game was about a 100x more complex with all its systems and mechanics.

            And yes, Invisible War has better graphics than Deus Ex 1, even though Deus Ex 1 was a PC exclusive.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. I was 7 when the movie came out and had already watched many old Godzilla films including the originals.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate him at all. In fact, he's my most favourite Godzilla design.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her*

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this movie as a kid, watched it a ton of times and it even made me emotional at the end when he died.
    I rewatched it this year and it holds up, it's a fun fricking movie. I don't know why people hate it. It has a ton of soul. It's easily Emmerich's best film (his only good one)

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midget.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t but Zilla is clearly not Godzilla and the movie isn’t very good. Neat cartoon though

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >him
    so emmerich made godzilla female & asexually, so that he could beside ripping off jurrasic park t-rex, also could rip off the raptors

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Emmerich is a hack and openly said he doesn't like Godzilla.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        His producer and probably frick buddy Devlin pretended to be a fan and maybe he was to an extent but he took on the duties of lying to everyone and to this day he's traumatized. 1998 Godzilla practically destroyed their careers. They still have them but they're not as high profile as they were before that movie.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd actually argue the movie was good for the franchise overall. It kickstarted millennium by being fricking bad, and the tv show is good. It also elevated the profile of Goji in the US above MST3K shitting on it

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the design wasnt bad, its just not godzilla.
    also the movie itself was really bad and its cgi does not hold up at all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The CGI is actually better than a lot of Shin Godzilla's.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don’t necessarily disagree with this, but thats because that japs absolutely cannot into cgi. i have no idea why they insist on using it for their new godzilla movies when the suits if millenium era were fantastic.

        It's definitely Godzilla.

        Design is essentially a theropod dinosaur with stegosur-inspired plates on his back. The main difference is 1950s dinos were upright and heavyset, and 1990s were horizontal and shrink-wrapped. Sony paid Toho millions for the rights, so it's all licensed, official.

        It's Godzilla.

        its not.
        its the hollywood “improved” godzilla. it was not made in homage to godzilla but rather in spite of godzilla

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Toho has concluded that Japanese normies don't like rubber suits anymore and that even bad CG will gain more traction with them and international normie audiences.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Switching from practical effects to weak CGI was such a bad move

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its the hollywood “improved” godzilla. it was not made in homage to godzilla but rather in spite of godzilla

          It's still Godzilla. Hollywood wanted to do a Godzilla movie since at least the early 80s. It's a solid and recognisable brand, and they wanted to apply modern Hollywood filmmaking techniques to telling that story.

          The Heisei series was looking pathetically dated by the 90s. There was solid demand for a Godzilla movie, just one that didn't look anything like those. Imagine watching G vs Space Godzilla after seeing Jurassic Park.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Heisei series was looking pathetically dated by the 90s.
            Some of the digital effects but not the practical ones.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The digital effects in Heisei were minimal and look good those are things like" digital simulation of an attack on Godzilla (looking like something out of first Star Wars very class), Futurians transporting Godzillasaurus and Super-X3 freezing Godzilla's face.
              Practical effects look great and I hope we'll be seeing more of that outside of anniversary shorts but I'm not attached to the idea of Godzilla not getting with the times. But G'98 was dogshit, obviously made by someone who hated the series and wanted to be done with it and it failed to achieve its goal.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Some of the digital effects but not the practical ones.

              No the whole package.

              They were still using optical photochemical compositing which made everything grainy. They built massive miniatures without real consideration about how they would be used. Their creature designs were second-rate (just look at the Stan Winston Gryphon above). And everything was clumsily filmed from poorly chosen camera angles. It doesn't hold up. Compare this to the Heisei Gamera series made for half the budget, but with superior creature designs, and detailed miniatures built only for what was needed based on pre-storyboarded effects scenes that filmed the action from human eye level and gave a believable sense of scale.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd pick the Heisei Godzilla designs over the the Gryphon or the Heisei Gamera ones. They're more interesting and distinct.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must have some nostalgic connection to them. You're not looking at things objectively, but it's okay.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You must have some nostalgic connection to them.
                I got into Heisei Godzilla at the same time as Heisei Gamera, so no.
                >You're not looking at things objectively,
                I forgot that your opinion is objective and that everyone else is wrong, sorry. I'll start lying to myself and say that Biollante is worse than the generic gryphon design so I can be more like you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Biollante was where they peaked. Everything that came after was a step down.

                Again, you obviously got into these when you were very young. It's okay to have a blinding affection for childhood things.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The other Heisei Godzilla designs are still more memorable than the Heisei Gamera ones.
                >Again, you obviously got into these when you were very young
                Alright homosexual, just keep pretending that everyone else with slightly different taste in giant monster movies than you has some ulterior motive instead of it just being a completely subjective thing. I got into both series the past two years, I'm guessing you're projecting and your childhood love for Gamera defined your taste.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alright homosexual, just keep pretending that everyone else with slightly different taste in giant monster movies than you has some ulterior motive

                Wow, triggered!

                Nostalgia isn't an 'ulterior motive'. You obviously have a childlike affection for these, and I'm sorry for stepping on that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep coping because I said I thought the Godzilla villains were a bit cooler than the Gamera ones. It's obvious you're projecting and you've got left over fanboyism from when you watched the movies as a kid, wish you were mature enough to actually discuss them instead of breaking down and crying over something so minor.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Biollante is underrated if anything.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heisei Gamera was top tier shit, all 3 of its films. I liked Gamera vs Iris and I feel like Iris should be used more, cool design and powerset. I wonder what a Heisei Guiron, Viras, Barugon or Zigra wouldve looked like

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heisei Gamera films were dope as frick.

                When Kaneko finally got to do his Godzilla film, it was a bit of a disappointment in comparison. Still the best of the Millenium series, but not quite on the same level as what he achieved with Gamera.

                They should've given him the whole series and carte blanche.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                They remain some of my favourite films to this day. Gamera vs Legion and vs Iris especially. The scene where Gamera calls all the worlds mana in one last stand against Legion is so fricking kino.

                Have you seen the 2015 Gamera short film? I really like the kaiju design in there (some fans have taken to calling him Kugekira, picrel). I feel like he'd be a good addition to the mythos

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                GMK was a disappointment? Shit, I gotta watch his Gamera movies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I liked GMK more than his Gamera movies. They're not bad though, definitely worth watching if you like kaiju.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I don't really like kaiju movies, though. Just Godzilla (and even then I really am only there for Mechagodzilla). That's what keeps me from watching Gamera.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think I don't really like kaiju movies
                Alright then you probably shouldn't watch Gamera.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think I don't really like kaiju movies, though. Just Godzilla (and even then I really am only there for Mechagodzilla). That's what keeps me from watching Gamera.

                They're interesting both in terms of the approach to visual effects, and also in terms of constructing interesting, original storylines involving human characters and giant monsters.

                They're solid, well-crafted movies that hold up really well. I think the 1st was only better than average, but the 2nd and 3rd are a big improvement.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not difficult, the CG was pretty poor in Shin. Looks ok until he starts moving, which is probably why he's frozen in place for the entirety of the second half of the movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's definitely Godzilla.

      Design is essentially a theropod dinosaur with stegosur-inspired plates on his back. The main difference is 1950s dinos were upright and heavyset, and 1990s were horizontal and shrink-wrapped. Sony paid Toho millions for the rights, so it's all licensed, official.

      It's Godzilla.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back then but Toho immediately toyed with the idea of making it a separate entity. Which is why the monster showed up in Final Wars.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sony should've made them pay big bucks to license the character design back to them for that stupid shitty movie.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was a contract thing that Toho got to keep the Hollywood design after a certain amount of time. Toho's lawyers are like Disney lawyers, they're super protective of the copyright.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a complete simpleton to enjoy this movie. It's garbage made for drooling morons

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Zilla, not Godzilla so why would I care that he's a homosexual?

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    192628938
    (You)

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not. At all.

    1998

    CONS!

    > Lack of classic Godzilla's aggressiveness & invulnerability.

    > Arguably too much time playing Jurassic Park with the babies (I was fine with it)

    > Arguably too much time spent on romance (didn't bother me the last time I watched it)

    > CGI for the babies doesn't hold up.

    PROS!

    > God tier score & opening credits.

    > Great first attack on NYC, handled in a realistic disaster manner similar to how Gamera 3 handled it although less bleakly.

    > Fantastic submarine battle.

    > Good Helicopter chase.

    > Cool military porn that isn't ever "America frick yeah-ish"

    > Godzilla's death scene is extremely well done regardless of the disappointment of him being killed by normal missiles.

    > Godzilla's classic nuclear origin & nature remains intact they just swapped America for France.

    > Decent to good overall cast. Reno is solid. Broderick is a bit meek but still a likable enough non annoying lead.

    > Zilla's design is solid just not for being Godzilla.

    > CGI for the adult Godzilla holds up reasonably well.

    > Practical effects for the babies is decent (their heads are a bit oversized).

    External opportunities it presented & took advantage of!

    > Spawned the fantastic animated series.

    External opportunities it denied us!

    > It assfricked us out of the beautiful looking Stan Winston (rip) Godzilla movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pro:
      Dope Godzilla glove toy.
      Loved that shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > It assfricked us out of the beautiful looking Stan Winston (rip) Godzilla movie.
      Good, it was terrible

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stan Winston's design is kino af you moronic Black person. You're a pedophile.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is fricking moronic

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're proof of God's failure

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The tail and everything from the shoulders up looks amazing. The arms, belly, and fatass look supremely Murican.

          Like a pale redneck diabetic.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The head is cool, the body looks like a fat little boy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stan Winston's design is kino af you moronic Black person. You're a pedophile.

      I'm still pissed about Godzilla 94. Stan Winston's design and Gryphon wouldve been kino. Instead we got a fricking jobber who died to conventional missiles. King Kong 33 much?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GZ lookin' kinda sexy here
      >chest pushed out
      >bent over in pose
      >ass on display for the BHC

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve only seen this movie, the legendary monsterverse movies, and Shin Godzilla. Should I check out the original Japanese ones? I’ve got like 20 of them on my pc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. I wish I could be watching them right now, they're terrific. I realized that other than the anime movies even if I don't like some of them like Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla I'm always excited to watch it. Especially the 60s ones.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitely. very charming films

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The heisei movies might be more digestible for new viewers. I'm particularly fond of Godzilla 84/Returns, granted the suit doesn't always look as good as the following movies. Biollante is also really good.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american godzilla is not fat
    this doesn't make sense

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solid point.

      I guess 1990s Muricans weren't quite as obese, but solid point.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obesity in the states was already a huge widespread problem by the 90s, zoomie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solid point.

      I guess 1990s Muricans weren't quite as obese, but solid point.

      Obesity in the states was already a huge widespread problem by the 90s, zoomie.

      True, but in 90s they managed to mostly keep them off movies and tv, unless the point was for the character to be a fatass, like characters played by Wayne Knight. A shunned, despised minority, rather than a catered to, pandered to demographic.

      I'm certain it's more widespread now than it was then.

      A interesting point nonetheless.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The American Godzilla cartoon is the best Godzilla media outside of the Monsterverse.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd don't

    I just like her kid more

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could like the Japanese films but I just don't like Japs. Their mannerisms and language and how they look is just not nice. I'd rather watch some Zoomer mutt film than a jap one.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >him

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >him
    She laid eggs homosexual.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking back it’s still the best American Godzilla film

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2014 was so ass.
      >dude, let's be subversive and cut away whenever godzilla is about to show up!
      I hate modern Hollywood.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but consider the following...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They needed to brighten the pic because you can barely see it in the actual movie.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The scene is lit so you see everything no problem. You can't see anything during night scenes unless there's a source of light somewhere so it's some bullshit realism but only on home media. It looked ok in theatres.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The scene is lit so you see everything no problem. You can't see anything during night scenes unless there's a source of light somewhere so it's some bullshit realism but only on home media. It looked ok in theatres.

            Yeah, I don't know how it looks at home but in theaters it was fricking amazing seeing Godzilla's spines and breath light up the dark with no other light sources. I had dragged my dad along to the movie and it's not his normal thing but when it got to this part even he sat up and got hyped for it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I took a non-fan friend and he reacted. It never happened before or since. This scene was special. And before that when they revealed his heat ray for the first time I wasn't even sure he's gonna have one because everyone was so certain that it's too unrealistic for the current times.
              Now look at us. No one will say Gigan is too outlandish to be in the next movie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >before that when they revealed his heat ray for the first time I wasn't even sure he's gonna have one because everyone was so certain that it's too unrealistic for the current times
                I thought exactly the same thing, so it was hype as frick to see it show up like that, especially when it was never even hinted at in trailers. It was such a good surprise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. But there have been only three so far and in the last one Godzilla played second fiddle as he will in the next one. I like KotM for what it did for the monsters, the movie clearly loved them, but as a movie overall 2014 is simply solid overall and holds up really well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1998>2014

      Dreary Gareth Edwards garbage. A total snooze.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why kotm wasn't considered better by the masses. I hardly remember the plots of either, but Ghidorah, Mothra, and Rodan looked amazing on the big screen. Much better visual spectacle than 2014 and dumb bug monsters. As far as story goes, it's a dumb monster movie, the plots will always be bad.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        By the critics. Among fans it's still the most popular of the four. Hard to say what's the ranking among casual viewers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like 2014 more because it's grounded and a little more grim.
        In contrast, 2019 goes all out YOLO on sci-fi shit, from the Orca device, to the oxygen bomb, to the flying headquarters, to the hollow earth.
        Coincidentally, I'm no fan of Hesei either, because of all the sci-fi bullshit.
        I can forgive Godzilla 2000 for the aliens, because alien craft are still less of an unrealistic stretch than a fricking hollow earth.
        Legendary just took their Monsterverse slop the wrong way, if you ask me.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2019 goes all out YOLO on sci-fi shit
          As a Godzilla.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2019 goes all out YOLO on sci-fi shit
          As a Godzilla.

          >As a Godzilla sequel should.
          I don't know how I accidentally deleted half my sentence kek.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I don't know, must've been time-travelling Futurians... 😉

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Also the monsters' exposition in Hawai is absolute GOAT, everything's perfect about it.
          The best American Godzilla scenes to date, IMHO.
          San Francisco third act was a little bit of a letdown. Should've kept it in Las Vegas, would've been much more kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1998 > 2014

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the Godzilla name and no one would have a problem with this movie.
    It's literally just a remake of pic related.
    Also it gave us an awesome cartoon.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I never did. The 'Zilla movie made a big impression on me as a kid. It's why I still love rainy cities to this day. Great atmosphere/cinematography.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love her!

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz she's American, and homies hate us cuz they anus.
    She's cooler and more true to Godzilla than Shin.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i actually dint get it that much. emmerich movies are bad most of the time but its a goofy kinda bad that fits godzilla, because a lot of the movies arent good for most of the time. ten minutes at most per movie

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot of fish!

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it a lot

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this way too many times as a kid. Still one of my guilty pleasures.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still one of my guilty pleasures.

      There's nothing in it you should feel remotely guilty about. It's just a great Godzilla movie.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good monster design but not a good Godzilla design.

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