I refuse to believe any human did not cringe as soon as he heard KOONEE TANG followed by the saxophone bit and CHA TAAA KING UUU DAAN MMMEEEE AAATOOOOOO
It is the single worst thing I as a living breathing organic conscious lifeform has ever endured upon this poor sad Earth and I really believe George Lucas is a psychopath who needs to be kept in chains far removed from society.
Holy shit you nerds are fricking cringe.
Its a goofy space fantasy movie, only people with severe autism have fits about dancing cgi muppets in a childrens movie.
The original scene also had a goofy song and dancing muppets. People aren't cringing because of that, they're cringing because the "updated" scene is so much worse.
I prefer the non cgi versions i watched as a kid too but whatever.
This is "squirm in your seat" second hand embarrassment if you happen to be watching Jedi with other people
"squirm in your seat" second hand embarrassment if you happen to be watching Jedi with other people"
Literally autistic response to watching something you dont like on tv.
Imagine putting on a space fantasy flick to watch with your kids and geting an autistic fit from over-analyzing if your 7 year old is going to like the dancing the cgi muppet.
Take your meds bro.
Real people dont get anxiety attacks from thinking about how others in the living room are going to react to out dated cgi or corny scifi.
I refuse to believe any human did not cringe as soon as he heard KOONEE TANG followed by the saxophone bit and CHA TAAA KING UUU DAAN MMMEEEE AAATOOOOOO
It is the single worst thing I as a living breathing organic conscious lifeform has ever endured upon this poor sad Earth and I really believe George Lucas is a psychopath who needs to be kept in chains far removed from society.
>Why do you hate this scene so much?
I sometimes ask myself the same question. It's just a primal response, I guess. A cringe so pure it can't be explained with words.
It's Star Wars: Episode IV: Return of the Jedi, my new friend. I didn't see it until I was maybe 3, but didn't people are exposed to different media at different time, and there's no reason for my friend
I kek everytime when he starts singing those absolutely moronic alien words in front of real people, dude has serious balls to not die from the cringe of it.
I don't care what modifications Lucas wanted to make to the movies. But he should have kept the original theatrical versions available. Especially as someone who was an advocate for film preservation (even against colorizing old films), he's a massive hypocrite. That's his crime, not making the special editions.
The original scene is way better and the song fits the nightclub/stripclub atmosphere. The new song and out of place CGI is jarring and changes the tone completely.
“Jedi Rocks” and shitty CGI Jabba in ANH acting like a total pushover and getting his tail stepped on by Han, are the worst special edition changes, it totally ruins Jabba as this shadowy gangster they hype up from the beginning but don’t reveal until ROTJ. He was a much better character before these goofy special edition scenes were added.
Oh common this is not much better.
I like some of the SE changes, some I think are worse like this one. But it's not like this changes anything in the movie, it's just a cringe outdated scene replaced with a more cringe outdated scene. Jabba's palace was never meant to be scary, you just remember it from the lens of when you were a child
in reality, it’s maybe 10% more cringe than the original scene, and it’s less than a minute long. Which of course means nerds have to make it their Pearl Harbor. Also, replacing that dated 80s kids show Chak Chak shit with an appropriately majestic ending to a trilogy was an improvement, as were the compositing fixes.
People got mad about the special editions because of this
I don't care what modifications Lucas wanted to make to the movies. But he should have kept the original theatrical versions available. Especially as someone who was an advocate for film preservation (even against colorizing old films), he's a massive hypocrite. That's his crime, not making the special editions.
, not because they're shitty. Zoomers don't remember when the special editions were first released and the original versions were taken out of circulation so they don't understand the context.
I definitely agree with the dorks that Lucas shouldve had a feature to choose which cut, or just done an expensive, limited edition collectors box with the original cuts. I just can’t stand by the RLM bash everything indiscriminately philosophy. And the dorks have the 35mm print torrents anyways, which they’d probably prefer to an official release now, because Disney for sure would apply at least some noise reduction.
The obvious cringe aside, for me the addition of the CGI singing frog man was completely tone deaf to the setting. You have your scene take place in a grimey, sleazy crime lords palace and then you have a silly Looney Tunes alien singing at the camera, only for a few seconds later to have one of the performers get eaten by a Rancor. It's complete tonal whiplash that only the autistic manchild that is Lucas can not comprehend. At least the original puppets feel like they are actually part of the setting.
Why do you love it? Huh gay? You love it so much you just want to cradle George's balls in your mouth you disgusting ball boy
This is "squirm in your seat" second hand embarrassment if you happen to be watching Jedi with other people
Holy shit you nerds are fricking cringe.
Its a goofy space fantasy movie, only people with severe autism have fits about dancing cgi muppets in a childrens movie.
Go to the gym and shave your neckbeards.
The original scene also had a goofy song and dancing muppets. People aren't cringing because of that, they're cringing because the "updated" scene is so much worse.
I prefer the non cgi versions i watched as a kid too but whatever.
"squirm in your seat" second hand embarrassment if you happen to be watching Jedi with other people"
Literally autistic response to watching something you dont like on tv.
Imagine putting on a space fantasy flick to watch with your kids and geting an autistic fit from over-analyzing if your 7 year old is going to like the dancing the cgi muppet.
Take your meds bro.
Real people dont get anxiety attacks from thinking about how others in the living room are going to react to out dated cgi or corny scifi.
Calm down Georgie
I'm a 35 year old man and this scene goes too far and ruins the immersion that it's ok with me to be obsessed with a movie made for 12 year olds.
It's hot trash made by a moron whose movies were saved by the much more talented people around him.
because we've been lied to our entire lives
That was only concept art
ur concept art
what a soulful video
I refuse to believe any human did not cringe as soon as he heard KOONEE TANG followed by the saxophone bit and CHA TAAA KING UUU DAAN MMMEEEE AAATOOOOOO
It is the single worst thing I as a living breathing organic conscious lifeform has ever endured upon this poor sad Earth and I really believe George Lucas is a psychopath who needs to be kept in chains far removed from society.
It doesn’t go on long enough
>Why do you hate this scene so much?
I sometimes ask myself the same question. It's just a primal response, I guess. A cringe so pure it can't be explained with words.
It wasn't all bad.
The special edition version is so fricking bad
what fricking movie?!?
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It's Star Wars: Episode IV: Return of the Jedi, my new friend. I didn't see it until I was maybe 3, but didn't people are exposed to different media at different time, and there's no reason for my friend
to judge you for it or my friend
to gaslight you.
I'm not you friend, pal.
It seems a touch performative.
Never forget
What the frick is he doing at 0:23-0:26????
I kek everytime when he starts singing those absolutely moronic alien words in front of real people, dude has serious balls to not die from the cringe of it.
They removed this kino jam from the movie
I don't care what modifications Lucas wanted to make to the movies. But he should have kept the original theatrical versions available. Especially as someone who was an advocate for film preservation (even against colorizing old films), he's a massive hypocrite. That's his crime, not making the special editions.
I always thought he was a giant willy as a kid
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ITT homosexuals who can't admit they like a good helping of jizz
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The original scene is way better and the song fits the nightclub/stripclub atmosphere. The new song and out of place CGI is jarring and changes the tone completely.
“Jedi Rocks” and shitty CGI Jabba in ANH acting like a total pushover and getting his tail stepped on by Han, are the worst special edition changes, it totally ruins Jabba as this shadowy gangster they hype up from the beginning but don’t reveal until ROTJ. He was a much better character before these goofy special edition scenes were added.
Oh common this is not much better.
I like some of the SE changes, some I think are worse like this one. But it's not like this changes anything in the movie, it's just a cringe outdated scene replaced with a more cringe outdated scene. Jabba's palace was never meant to be scary, you just remember it from the lens of when you were a child
They made it less sleazy. The band in the SE is more brightly lit and clear, and in the original cut, Oola's struggles sound more like sexual moans.
virgin detected
did they ever explain why Jabba had multiple muppets working in his ship?
They needed a job after the Muppet Show was canceled.
That song is dope
in reality, it’s maybe 10% more cringe than the original scene, and it’s less than a minute long. Which of course means nerds have to make it their Pearl Harbor. Also, replacing that dated 80s kids show Chak Chak shit with an appropriately majestic ending to a trilogy was an improvement, as were the compositing fixes.
People got mad about the special editions because of this
, not because they're shitty. Zoomers don't remember when the special editions were first released and the original versions were taken out of circulation so they don't understand the context.
I definitely agree with the dorks that Lucas shouldve had a feature to choose which cut, or just done an expensive, limited edition collectors box with the original cuts. I just can’t stand by the RLM bash everything indiscriminately philosophy. And the dorks have the 35mm print torrents anyways, which they’d probably prefer to an official release now, because Disney for sure would apply at least some noise reduction.
Cause the CGI is both extremely outdated and ridiculously in your face.
Would not know as I refuse to acknowledge the special editions.
The obvious cringe aside, for me the addition of the CGI singing frog man was completely tone deaf to the setting. You have your scene take place in a grimey, sleazy crime lords palace and then you have a silly Looney Tunes alien singing at the camera, only for a few seconds later to have one of the performers get eaten by a Rancor. It's complete tonal whiplash that only the autistic manchild that is Lucas can not comprehend. At least the original puppets feel like they are actually part of the setting.
I don't.
Fett's voice and the ending of later versions of ROTJ are much worse atrocities than the gay alien music and hiding Oola's titty