Why do you say Michael Keaton looks too bad for this role now?

Why does Cinemaphile say Michael Keaton looks too bad for this role now? Beetlejuice looks better the closer you get to looking like a corpse.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure Keaton will be fine but I doubt highly the movie will be any good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking the same thing. I'll download this when eventually, but I'm not seeing this in theaters. I won't financially support anything Tim Burton or that Wednesday girl do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be a blast from the past and rekindle all the love you had for the original!
      just like Bill and Ted 3: face the music and matrix 4

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bill and ted 2 sucked compared to the original. I rewatched both recently and the first one was still funny while the second was boring as frick.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          chekt
          saw them both in the cinema when they came out and have watched them again numerous times since.
          both are good, the second one is just a different style.
          the first is better because it's more about interesting time travel and princesses, but the second is well made and memorable.
          not sure why you dodged talking about 3, which unfortunately was an abomination

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I found the second to be superior. But I did see Bogus Journey before I saw excellent adventure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I doubt highly the movie will be any good.
      I can't imagine why they are making this besides cashgrab.jpg.
      That said I'm still hoping it will be good no matter how bad the odds are against it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some jerkoff at Warner Bros thought the girl from wednesday looked like winona ryder from the first movie and tim burton is a prostitute is a prostitute now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      William Dafoe being in it automatically elevates it to a baseline "fine" status. Even if the movie only has a few good jokes, it's still guaranteed to have a couple of good Dafoe scenes.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would a demon age?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he felt like it?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't a witch doctor shrink his head at the end of the movie? Maybe that's why he looks older?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie ignores Beetlejuice being the villain and finds some way to make him a hero

    This has only ever worked for one movie and that was Terminator 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it worked for the beetlejuice cartoon where him and lydia were friends and had adventures

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was an anti-hero in the cartoon he always fricked shit up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the beetlejuice cartoon where him and lydia were friends

        that always bugged me, even as a kid. in the movie he tries to rape her more than once, manipulates her, promises to essentially kill her and take her to the afterlife to find the maitlands, then tries to force her to marry him. Then suddenly they're buddies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he tries to rape her more than once
          he oogled her then wanted to do a greencard marriage. is that all it takes to be accused of rape?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its a little more than "ogling" when you're a supernatural snake monster that's only stopped by the fact you can be put back in the box by having your name said three times. Not to mention
            >i've come for your daughter chuck

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're breaking down the scenes as if it's some creepypasta when this one shot and the one line of dialogue, "I think she digs me" is enough for you to call him a potential rapist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >paying attention is "breaking down the scenes"

                anon. maybe watch the movie without a phone in your hand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was closer to an antagonist than a villain. He just makes deals and people back out of the deals halfway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he just was the antagonist of the film, regardless of how good or evil he may be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about Apollo Creed in Rocky and Barbosa in POTC?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how often did apollo/barbosa try to rape rocky/sparrow?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is he wearing the stripped wedding suit all the time now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not his suit

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks exactly the same

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Keaton is supposed to look like shit from 50 pounds of make up
    >Keaton still looks like shit from 50 pounds of makeup + a few new wrinkles
    yeah, I really don't see what the problem is either.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anything new is bad
    Which is fairly accurate for most things.. this is not one

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keaton is always great and I think he sincerely looks close to exactly the same as he did 30 years ago. Even his voice is right on point.

    Movie will suck though, it’s current year.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't know why they think it's good to just remake the same scenes they did in the 80s for the 'new' film.
      face exploding, him saying "eeep" and throwing staples on her face to keep her quiet.
      the charm of the original was that it was varied and surprising. just reusing the scenes makes it neither

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Keaton is always great
      Goddamn right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Movie will suck though, it’s current year.
      It has few chances to suck compared to other new movieslop. It has Dafoe in it. I havent seen a bad movie with Dafoe yet.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly thought he was recast at first because the makeup actually makes him look younger lmao

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah . . . I'm-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm genuinely mildly pleased that Michael Keaton seems to have brute forced his way into remaining at least somewhat relevant in Hollywood. Good for him. Tim Burton has been awful for twenty years thoughbeit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      michael keaton bailed on hollywood, not the other way around. Hollywood begged him to come back. fricking birdman is basically all about the fact hollywood wouldn't stop hounding him.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a cosplay

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow the lighting is super fricked up, even on this shitty snapshot you can see the makeup lines.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bortlejuice
    Bortlejuice
    Bortlejuice

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keaton doesn’t know the meaning of phone it in. This movie could very well suck but when’s he on screen it should be pretty damn good.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SKIBIDI BEETLEJUICE
    SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BEETLEJUICE
    BEETLEJUICE IS USING ZOOMER LANGUAGE
    ZOOMER LANGUAGE
    BEETLEJUICE USING ZOOMERS LANGUAGE
    SKIBIDI BEETLEJUICE

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start trailer
    >sad and somber "DAAAAAAAAY OHHH"
    Dropped. Will not pirate.

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