Miles Teller is an unattractive man. I take great pleasure in watching him be tortured and then overcome adversity. Because of what he did in this film I attribute that same grit to other characters he plays. It actually helps me enjoy him in other roles. tl;dr more ugly people who be abused on screen
The classic goonbag is extracted from a cheap cask wine, pic related. It is packaged inside a carton, with the silver bag (the goonbag) containing the piss.
As per bogan aussie tradition, one acquires a few goonbags for the hot summer weekend, attaches them to a clothes line, and a group of friends play the Goon of Fortune. Basically spin the clothesline around, and whichever bag lands in your face, you skull directly from the bag. This goes on until everybody gets absolutely plastered, or too shitfaced to control basic bodily function, or get arrested.
>. Do you chase it? Am I wine drinking wrong?
mate its 10 bucks for 1.5L
you just slam it
and you chase it with even more goon
soon you will be far too shitfaced to give a frick about how it tastes or how it feels
>Parker’s a young kid, pretty good at edging. Gets up to goon at a gooning session, and he fricks it up. And Jones nearly decapitates him for it. And he’s laughed out of the gooncave. Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do? He goons … and he goons and he goons with one goal in mind, never to cum prematurely at again. And a year later, he goes back to the Reno and he steps into that gooncave, and goons the best motherfricking goon sesh the world has ever seen. So, imagine if Jones had just said, “Well, that’s okay, Charlie … Good job.” And then Charlie thinks to himself, “Well, shit, I did do a pretty good job.” End of story, no Bird. That to me is an absolute tragedy. But that's just what the world wants now. People wonder why gooning is dying...
>WERE YOU EDGING OR WERE YOU GOONING?
The opposite of gooning is nofap.
Dichotomies don't strictly imply complete opposites.
He didn't say that
Miles Teller is an unattractive man. I take great pleasure in watching him be tortured and then overcome adversity. Because of what he did in this film I attribute that same grit to other characters he plays. It actually helps me enjoy him in other roles. tl;dr more ugly people who be abused on screen
He's not ugly
He looks like Hank Hill.
>not quite my rizz
>gooned
This nu-word cracks me up, because in Aussie lingo typically refers to goonbags
and what, pray tell, are fricking goonbags?
I was writing up an explanation but it got deleted so just get fricked c**t.
The classic goonbag is extracted from a cheap cask wine, pic related. It is packaged inside a carton, with the silver bag (the goonbag) containing the piss.
As per bogan aussie tradition, one acquires a few goonbags for the hot summer weekend, attaches them to a clothes line, and a group of friends play the Goon of Fortune. Basically spin the clothesline around, and whichever bag lands in your face, you skull directly from the bag. This goes on until everybody gets absolutely plastered, or too shitfaced to control basic bodily function, or get arrested.
>dry
It's just impossible to enjoy. Do you chase it? Am I wine drinking wrong?
You are overcomplicating it. You just slam it down straight from the bag. Some of this shit is just sweet "wine".
>. Do you chase it? Am I wine drinking wrong?
mate its 10 bucks for 1.5L
you just slam it
and you chase it with even more goon
soon you will be far too shitfaced to give a frick about how it tastes or how it feels
i just realized this is another "drop bear" situation isnt it? you pesky aussie c**ts...
https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/goon-sack-australia
aussies have been gooning for decades
its our word
i call them goon sacks, like my ball sacks
>You're either deliberately fapping out of tempo and sabotaging my JO instruction goon sesh or you don't know you're out of tempo which is even worse.
>I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD CUM YET
YOU WILL CUM ON MY FRICKING TIME
>Parker’s a young kid, pretty good at edging. Gets up to goon at a gooning session, and he fricks it up. And Jones nearly decapitates him for it. And he’s laughed out of the gooncave. Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do? He goons … and he goons and he goons with one goal in mind, never to cum prematurely at again. And a year later, he goes back to the Reno and he steps into that gooncave, and goons the best motherfricking goon sesh the world has ever seen. So, imagine if Jones had just said, “Well, that’s okay, Charlie … Good job.” And then Charlie thinks to himself, “Well, shit, I did do a pretty good job.” End of story, no Bird. That to me is an absolute tragedy. But that's just what the world wants now. People wonder why gooning is dying...
very nice
you should change "decapitates" to "circumcises"
i read it in his voice
https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulExpensiveCookieCeilingCat-O2BrCt-Uh7kVwATH
Pls elevenlabs this
close enough
https://www.tiktok.com/@bignipbobby/video/7318263481952750891?lang=en
There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "I came".