Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave Neiman?

Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave Neiman?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WERE YOU EDGING OR WERE YOU GOONING?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite of gooning is nofap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dichotomies don't strictly imply complete opposites.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't say that

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miles Teller is an unattractive man. I take great pleasure in watching him be tortured and then overcome adversity. Because of what he did in this film I attribute that same grit to other characters he plays. It actually helps me enjoy him in other roles. tl;dr more ugly people who be abused on screen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not ugly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like Hank Hill.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not quite my rizz

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gooned
    This nu-word cracks me up, because in Aussie lingo typically refers to goonbags

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and what, pray tell, are fricking goonbags?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        i just realized this is another "drop bear" situation isnt it? you pesky aussie c**ts...

        I was writing up an explanation but it got deleted so just get fricked c**t.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The classic goonbag is extracted from a cheap cask wine, pic related. It is packaged inside a carton, with the silver bag (the goonbag) containing the piss.

        As per bogan aussie tradition, one acquires a few goonbags for the hot summer weekend, attaches them to a clothes line, and a group of friends play the Goon of Fortune. Basically spin the clothesline around, and whichever bag lands in your face, you skull directly from the bag. This goes on until everybody gets absolutely plastered, or too shitfaced to control basic bodily function, or get arrested.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dry
          It's just impossible to enjoy. Do you chase it? Am I wine drinking wrong?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are overcomplicating it. You just slam it down straight from the bag. Some of this shit is just sweet "wine".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >. Do you chase it? Am I wine drinking wrong?
            mate its 10 bucks for 1.5L
            you just slam it
            and you chase it with even more goon
            soon you will be far too shitfaced to give a frick about how it tastes or how it feels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and what, pray tell, are fricking goonbags?

      i just realized this is another "drop bear" situation isnt it? you pesky aussie c**ts...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/goon-sack-australia
        aussies have been gooning for decades
        its our word

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i call them goon sacks, like my ball sacks

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're either deliberately fapping out of tempo and sabotaging my JO instruction goon sesh or you don't know you're out of tempo which is even worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD CUM YET

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU WILL CUM ON MY FRICKING TIME

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Parker’s a young kid, pretty good at edging. Gets up to goon at a gooning session, and he fricks it up. And Jones nearly decapitates him for it. And he’s laughed out of the gooncave. Cries himself to sleep that night, but the next morning, what does he do? He goons … and he goons and he goons with one goal in mind, never to cum prematurely at again. And a year later, he goes back to the Reno and he steps into that gooncave, and goons the best motherfricking goon sesh the world has ever seen. So, imagine if Jones had just said, “Well, that’s okay, Charlie … Good job.” And then Charlie thinks to himself, “Well, shit, I did do a pretty good job.” End of story, no Bird. That to me is an absolute tragedy. But that's just what the world wants now. People wonder why gooning is dying...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should change "decapitates" to "circumcises"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i read it in his voice
      https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulExpensiveCookieCeilingCat-O2BrCt-Uh7kVwATH

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pls elevenlabs this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      close enough
      https://www.tiktok.com/@bignipbobby/video/7318263481952750891?lang=en

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "I came".

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