why do zoomers hate sex comedies?
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They’ve been convinced that respect is the way to a woman’s heart.
That's why they don't have sex anymore
Respect is a toxic tool for social control
It is. But not in this wet noodle zoomie way, or spineless M'lady millennial way
shut up b***h
Nobody is that stupid to respect women.
Women literally hate when men respect or are considerate of their feelings
only when the average Joe does it,when chads do it they turn into waterfalls down there
the new mantra zoomers have is
>it was wrong back and then it is now
and they just keep repeating that for every movie that's 10 years old.
that's a ftm troony, i can tell by its skull structure immediately
Obsessed
He's a millennial, actually. He's just a lib b***h with a nose ring so he has to make videos about shw talking points.
>nose ring
When did this shit become popular and what the frick compels people to make themselves look like pigs and cattle?
even based Eggers wife has a nose ring
He looks disgusted at her and us
This type of nose ring is nothing new, it's the septum rings that are absolutely disgusting and make people look like pigs and cattle.
i do not care for this "style". heroin addict with pedo stache and 80s perm and dollar store tatoos. homosexuals in other words
Zillennial queers actually bought into this "style" when Bieber did it a few years ago. Now they're walking around looking like ratty rednecks (while having never stepped away from asphalt in their lives)
yeah they all look fricking gross I hope they just overdose on fentanyl already and stop looking so fricking ugly
What the hell does this even mean? I don't want to smell like a fricking women that's why I buy Ax body spray.
What's with the mustache?
It's the video essayist 'stache.
As a balding guy trying to do a mullet, really don't like all those liberal types stealing my thunder.
>god I hate women so much I will do anything for the chance to hold their hands
Bros it’s tough being a misogynist
I want to hate my penis straight into a women
"Cult of misogyny"
Get the frick outta here
god i fricking hate sloptube
Boner comedies were never funny.
t. misogynist
>cult of misogyny
God I fricking wish
this board is full of cult of women shitskins
American pie was shit.
Now Euro trip? That shit was GOATED.
You can like both films. Also,
>GOATED.
homosexual
No.
hes completely right, only homosexuals and zoomers use goated and both films are great
american pie literally coined the term milf, it was the movie that defined a generation or two
as a zoomer yourself you wouldnt get it
Another loser with a L take.
How do we get all zoomers to become an hero, bros?
get the frick out of this thread broccolihead
*Dabs on you*
It’s giving millennial
Both were great, but the AP spinoffs sucked (except Band Camp).
Also Sex Drive was fun but by then a lot of those sex comedies had become crude and soulless.
Sorority Boys would cause protests and literal (I hate that word but I mean it in this sense) exploding heads from the seething.
Not Another Teen Movie is another great one that can never be made in this era.
Soilent
I hate sex comedies because they remind me I'll never have sex
sexless eunuchs
Sex comedies are creepy
99% of them were about dudebros trying to harass & rape girls
The other 1% is them exploring their fetishes like grannies, midgets, and furries under the mask of “haha so weird, right?”
Zoomers have no idea how thin the veneer of civilization really is.
>liking women is misogyny
why are millennials so dumb?
It's a higher level of irony that you'll eventually understand. We were raised with real chivalry. Because that was such a core value we also found it shocking and amusing when people desecrated it. If you loved Tiffany Lamps, a thing you would find funny is a series of different scenarios you could accidentally destroy one. Zoomers still understand some racist irony because they worship Black folk so they can find humor in making fun of their Black person gods.
>men having sex is misogyny
Yes actually think about it
Sex and poop "humor" is the lowest comedy. Why do you think female comedians are so unfunny?
>muh vee-vee STANKs huehuehue
People didn't watch these moves to laugh anyway. The internet wasn't as accessible. Now there is no reason to make shitty "comedy" movies that are just disguised soft porn.
Tropic Thunder has zero porn and it still won't be able to be made in today's climate due to everyone being a sensitive motherfricker.
Ok, but thats not a sex comedy?
Doesn't matter. There is a reason there hasn't been a comedy movie in the cinema for ages. Not just sex comedy.
Violence comedy has done well, movies like Bullet Train and Deadpool. I think there are romcoms but no idea how they perform and don't care, they are for women anyway.
Both bullet train and deadpool are action movies before they are comedies. I fricking loved Bullet train but I don't think it was a comedy. More of a light hearted action flick.
Bullet Train has Brad Pitt, a white man, being a whiny little man b***h for two hours straight. The only reason he didn't spend that time getting straight up owned by strong trans women of colour is because he's Brad Pitt, and you can't go full woke with him, he's too big a star.
The best part about Bullet train were the brothers tbh. Aaron Taylor Johnson stole the show.
yeah he was easily the best cast member; gave me Daniel Day Lewis vibes.
Where was he hiding that charisma all these years?
Its called an action comedy.... check your autism.
Ready or Not was a big success
Yes it is. Booty sweat is sex
Yeah I remember jerking off to them on megavideo because just googling porn gave you some nasty shit for my 12 yr old eyes
>American pie
>porn
Nadia has her breasts out for like 3 minutes in a 100% comedy scene and nothing is shown when Tara Reid gets eaten out, in another comedy scene. You'd know this if you had watched it but I guess you'd need parental supervision for that, dumb zoomer.
>porn is only when they show it!
Typical low IQ moron take,
>You'd know this if you had watched it but I guess you'd need parental supervision for that, dumb zoomer.
Truth. See
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zoomers are sexually repressed and don't know intimacy
Zoomers are terrified of sex. Despite all their alleged openness about it, they are terrified of doing the deed.
Also, they love to nitpick. They think this makes them smart. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sex Comedies are for adolescent boys in 2004 to rub their dicks to quietly with their finger on the “last” button set to Disney Channel
Soul brother…
I confess
>cult of misogyny
Troon never even watched the movies. They're all constantly put in their place for acting like incels and it's only ever after having some growth in their mindset towards women that they succeed.
NATM still holds up today. I rewatched it recently and aside from that crude poop joke I thought it was fricking great.
gross glasses AND a pony tail
And those paint covered overalls.
THIS IS FRICKING HOT! FRICKING NERDY WHITE GIRL GETTING VIBED IS FRICKING HOT.
The first thing I ever jerk offd to
If you know about hairbrush kino then what the zoomers in OP are complaining actually makes sense.
why is she so disgusting looking?
She's got glasses and a pony tail, and I bet when she gets dressed she puts on paint covered overalls.
And there's no way in hell with that nerdy look that she could ever get a boyfrWOAAAAAAAAH MAMA MOOMA MEEMEE HACHACHACHAAAAAA
You might just have an affinity for sucking dick
damn I thought she was getting eated out but is just a stupid dildo
Thank god the webm cuts off right before the vibrator lands in the cake or I would have died of second hand embarrassment.
Why doesn't Sean William Scott have Chris Pratt's career? He's only three years older. Not likable enough in person? They're practically the same guy and SWS was around frst.
yeah I'm thinking we need those low waist jeans back
zoomer prostitutes now literally dress like hobos
Just realized Stifler is country Mac
MIND = BLOWN
I JUST SHAT BRICKS
Zoomers hate everything they weren't a part of. I watched some video the other day where this zoomie whines about Jack Bauer killing terrorists on 24.
Bruh. Are there unironic millennials still posting here?
>unironic
Choke on Lego
>a generation of incels
Hey zoom-zooms--put down the Nintendos and have sex.
This is horseshit but, it's not "gen z" in total it's just fricking beta males who are missing out on all the sex and being dopamine fried by ~~*their*~~ products.
>it's not gen z because of irrelevant digression
compelling argument
Holy shit, Gen Z. Listen to the Asian sex expert autist and get your shit together.
>it's not broad societal trends being forced upon you, you just need to pull your socks up !
yep
>pull your socks up
No zoom zoom, generally sex involves taking your clothes OFF. Frick, you buttholes grew up with the internet--how do you know even less than any other generation when all human knowledge is literally a few clicks away?
I'm not a zoomer and I'm not an incel, deadshit. I'm smart enough to see what's going on.
blah blah blah
Only 15% are sexless? I'm a zoomer and half the people my age I know don't have sex
Gtfo kid
Literally all young men like to play video games. That's like saying it's particularly prominent in young men who eat sandwiches.
>semi-pornographic advertising
It's tamer than it's ever been
>dumb c**t blaming video games for something
STOP THE PRESSES
The NES launched when Gen X boys were just coming of age. Video games had already been popular for a decade by that point. Never stopped them or Millenials from getting laid.
We are living in a culture that celebrates women literally whoring and open relationships.
>why are men playing video games instead of having sex?
Men are literally trying to escape reality than live in this gay earth. If they take that away from us what do we have left.
Hitler.
the fact this large dildo is inside her tight pussy is incredible erotic. holy frick her face is so cute too.
But...those glasses. And a ponytail?
the glasses make it hot
why are zoomers such prudish homosexuals
>i-i didnt want to have sex anyway! its gross!
lmao ok
A generation of misery, and misery loves company. Why can't they just "let people enjoy things"?
The elites want to make it impossible to breed so we all die out
more sex for me
fellow sex havers where you at?
Hello brother, fellow sex haver checking in
They hate sex most have castrated themselves like their israeli masters told them to.
pretty funny considering zoomers favorite show is euphoria where a troon violently gets ass fricked before the opening credits even roll
homie, ain’t no damn zoomers watching Euphoria. It’s literally fapping material for pedo millennials fantasizing about HS.
>be zoom-zoom
>told Disney Channel crush should be mutt
>become teenager and watch her frick trannies
No wonder you homosexuals are afraid of sex.
>""""""""""female"""""""""" lgbt+
anecdotally, the only person ive ever heard mention euphoria irl was a zoomette
AP contributed to my gay diagnosis
I had a huge crush on Finch
Zoomers thing complaining about sexism is how you get sex
Most zoomers are impotent so they can't relate.
Hello fellow sex havers. What is your favorite sex comedies?
The comments on this video on Youtube...Just reading some of it.
"My dad loves these movies. So much so that he watched it in front of my sibling and I (we are both AFAB people that are part of the LGBTQ+). I was always grossed out and uncomfortable by it due to the sexual themes, as well as my sibling."
Asexual gays At Birth?
She's a FtM troony apparently
I literally had this idea in another thread today as a way to prevent my daughter from becoming a bawd. Make her completely distrust men by telling her about all the sick shit I think about out of nowhere. Based dad.
That's going to blowback and create another deranged kid you dumbfrick
Yeah but not a boring one. Idc if my kids are weird as long as they’re interesting and not npc thots
if that's your goal then you should knock up an older woman and spergmaxx your kids from birth
>spergmaxx
Kek, gonna start eating plastic and carrying my phone against my balls
>SinfulPuritan
aka a sjw.
>SinfulPuritan
Imagine telling on yourself that hard.
>father’s raunchy attitude towards women causes daughters to genitally mutilate themselves
What is happening? Normal women used to go “ew, dad!”
>What is happening? Normal women used to go “ew, dad!”
Social media.
HITS PIPE
wtf is going on in america
Wants to become communist like China and Russia.
why are there other colors subsuming the rainbow? I thought the rainbow represented everyone not heteronormative, hence "all the colors of the rainbow".
The rainbow represents homosexuality, not “everyone.” A lot of colors for one group and weird thing to be proud, but ok. The ugly black and brown shit stain in the middle represents blacks and browns. A bit on the nose, but what are ya gonna do. The baby blue and pink represent trans because they want to start that shit when they are young children and most malleable. Then you have have a nice Masonic white apron at the top because their ego won’t let them not sign their work.
Pretty crazy how it only took two years for this specific flag to be hung across municipalities all over the country up to the Whitehouse.
It's san francisco, what do you expect.
>San Fran
That explains it
Is this a joke? What the frick Americans, are you all homosexuals? These homosexuals actually suck dicks and love Black folk.
This person sure does a lot of talking for "their sibling".
What is the deal with the alphabet attitude of, "I was uncomfortable around something people enjoy, therefore it's everyone else's fault and it must be memory holed."
because they dont have any
sex comedies 100% suck, but not for the reasons these pussy magnets whine about
when I was 15/16 all I could think were ways to touch a boob, what do 16 year old zoomers do now?
feel guilty about wanting to touch a boob
>what do 16 year old zoomers do now?
comment on asmr videos how amazing and tingly the asmrtist is and how she always makes their day better and she's such an amazing person. then they'll find a guy who commented that she's sexy and call him a creepy incel pervert
Easy. Transition and touch their own boob.
You were thinking of ways to commit rape. So glad women don't let themselves get pressured into thinking this shit is okay anymore
oh little zoomie, when i was in HS on the bus there was this girl who liked me and one day i put my hand down her pants without her permission, and she didn't resist, she just did a :O face. she was so wet.
that sounds pretty vanilla, gramps
now that's what I'm talking about
They jerk off with sounding rods to cuck porn and finger their asses. Sexual liberation has left them impotent and lethargic so that they couldn't actually frick and the SSRIs wouldn't let them cum if they did
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE TOOLS TO HAVE MORE FUN jerking off
>YOU HAVE TO GO SUCK UP TO prostituteS INSTEAD!!!
I unironically love my aneros anal vibe and my wiener ring with urethral insert
I know you do. I bet we could meme zoomer girls to go out and aggressively try to get in zoomer boy ass to pick you guys up. If the girls knew you were so butt hungry they could probably get up in your ass on the first date.
you jest but zoomers actually do that shit
Any of you zoomer "males" trying to score points by being antithetical to shit like American Pie need to fricking reevaluate your life.
People hate what they can't have.
there's a whole genre of videos like this. I feel for zoomers tbqh, they've grown up knowing how damaging social media can be so they all have this unspoken fear that they're being watched at all times
>elvis was only 5'10" without the pompadour
its over
What was the horrible crime? Gyrating his hips too much? He did service for that.
Imagine thinking this deeply into the fricking American Pie movies. It's a boner comedy you fricking pseuds.
That's how you know for sure that it's all teenagers talking about it.
Maybe I’m just seeing the bad ones but American sex comedies are shit. There’s like three minutes of bobs at most and never any bagina. Germany is where it’s at.
They cut their dicks and breasts off. They don't get it on a fundamental level.
Imagine that scene of that parapalegic Joe Swanson from"Family Guy" going to a strip club. Its the exact same thing and internal reaction.
>that parapalegic Joe Swanson from"Family Guy"
yeah dude we know who you mean
>why do zoomers hate sex comedies?
Because you fricking buttholes had your fun in real life while watching these shit shallow movies that basically lampooned real life partying and relationships, then got old and aged prematurely and decided "believe all women", "no means no (character assassination at best)" and "anything except yes means no"
I won't flirt with women and won't respond to them flirting with me. I will jack off to fetish porn daily instead. It's more fun and more safe.
t. zoomer
Yet all these problems they created, have become integral to your own life's function, they define how you choose to live.
I can't choose to live differently than my entire fricking peer group, are you dumb?
The fact that I don't even want to live differently is just natural, because it's the way I grew up
>got old
>aged prematurely
Pick one, moron zoomer. We partied and had sex cause it's a normal thing for people to want to do, especially at a young age, and you're sad because your entire generation has been headfricked into thinking that you can't do that too because you're somehow above it
Kill zoomers. Behead zoomers. Roundhouse kick a zoomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a zoomer into the trashcan. Lynch filthy zoomers. Defecate in a zoomer’s food. Stir fry zoomers in a wok. Launch zoomers into the sun. Toss zoomers into active volcanoes. Twist zoomers heads off. Feed zoomers to piranhas. Curbstomp zoomers. Judo throw zoomers into a wood chipper. Karate chop zoomers in half. Pee in a zoomer’s gas tank. Crush zoomers in a trash compactor. Trap zoomers in quicksand. Liquefy zoomers in a vat of acid. Eat zoomers. Dissect zoomers. Exterminate zoomers in the gas chamber. Stomp zoomer skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate zoomers in the oven. Lobotomize zoomers. Mandatory abortions for zoomers female relatives. Grind zoomer fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown derafters in goulash grease. Vaporize zoomers with a ray gun. Kick old zoomers down the stairs. Feed zoomers to alligators. Slice zoomers with a katana. Strap zoomers to an artillery shell. Use zoomers as tank lubricant. Strangle a zoomer. Draft a zoomer. Rape zoomers. Throw zoomers into the sun. Human centipede zoomers for energy. Report zoomers to the IRS. Van zoomers. Drop a zoomer down a volcano. Defecate in a zoomers nostrils. Give zoomers a permanent pink eye. Physically invert a zoomer. Point an ebay certified for home use laser in a zoomer's eyes. Condemn a zoomer to a troony prison. Castrate a zoomer. Castrate the zoomer's pets. Remove the zoomers limbs. Lobotomize a zoomer. Ask the zoomer for directions and suckerpunch him. Squeze a zoomer's balls with a vice grip. Feed a zoomer to a rottweiler. Gift a zoomer a shitbull rescue. Feed zoomers to bulls. Steam fry a zoomer. Leave a zoomer inside a washing machine on highest heat. Not in minecraft a zoomer. Expell zoomers to india. Tumble dry a zoomer. Cut off a zoomers nipples. Keep zoomers in petting zoos. Make zoomers blind and death. Use zoomers to clear minefields. TOTAL MILLENNIUM ULTRA ZOOMER GIGA HEAT DEATH
To be fair to them, they basically had access to porn on their phones. Even those of us who had computers probably only had one in the house that everyone used and it was slow-ass dial up.
So, I can understand when zoomers don't see the charm for some of them. A lot of these were basically sold as, "Hey, we're going to show breasts for like two seconds!" Euphoria is their version of this same shit and they love it.
This is millenials trying to deconstruct their "problematic" past, nothing to do with heckin zoomers.
>why do zoomers hate degenerate shit movie made by israelites?
wtf I love zoomers now
yet they love degenerate shit like Euphoria, can someone explain that?
they hate american pie and the likes not because they are degenerate, they hate it because everyone is white, they love euphoria and the likes because everyone is black or gay there, that's the difference, any portray of a straight white male is hated by them
Aren't there a bunch a israelites in ap
W-wait, is Eugene Levy israeli?
Euphoria isn't really that popular, it's like C-list in comparison to what American Pie was
>one of us…
NOPE
why do they both have the same haircut?
Theyve been raised into behaving like neutered cucks
I know I'm supposed to hate American Pie, but it just brings such joy watching it. Pure unaltered nostalgia, in absurd levels.
Who hurt you?
I'm a zoomer and I sucked an arab girls fat breasts yesterday, her nipples were pierced. Never seen the American Pie movies though
They've got a point though, in that men throughout history have mostly been borderline rapists but nobody talked about it for some reason.
Women like low empathy men. Simple as. Read the studies. They dont want to swept off their feet and hugged. THey want to be pulled by the hair and fricked sensless. Just not by you
BECAUSE THATS WHAT WOMEN WANT DIPSHIT
YOU ARE A moron
YOU ARE AN ACTUAL moron
Zoomie here, I never really thought these movies were any good. I didn't find them offensive though. If anything I think I remember stealing the American pie movies from my Dads dvd collection to jerk off to the nude scenes.
Brainwashed by israeli cultural Marxism.
Oh yeah, nothing israeli about the American Pie series. That's traditional Aryan culture there.
how do you guys know who any of these youtubers are? you can’t be older than 25 and know these things still I don’t believe it
American Pie is a shit movie and not funny, but anyone offended by it should rope themselves.
Sex is for chuds.
Sex comedies are an obsolete technology. They only existed to be a kind of "available porn" to boys in the pre-teen range who didn't have steady access to porn. That's clearly just not a thing now.
i'm not a zoomer but the reason why i hate sex anywhere is that i never had it and never will.
>have sex
>NOO NOT LIKE THAT!
True. That's just autism in general. You can't tell a lie, and you don't get how much everyone else is lying.
source me up
https://twitter.com/CBThorburn/status/1377696492295761923
thanks
I can't help but notice this "babe" does not appear in this video.
What a disgusting humanoid creature.
did they fricking CGI her mustache?
>you can't ever use blackface even to say it's bad!
The Black person truly is the american's God. He is sacred, you can't offend him, can't use certain names or desguises like him, even under any context. The Black person is to americans what prophet Muhammad is to muslims.
>The Black person is to americans what prophet Muhammad is to muslims.
Kek
kind of a distortion of the black fraternity scene
Zoomers are AFRAID of going outside and living life
I wonder if it has anything to do with having cameras in your face all the time
Panopticon society.
This. The only time I do something criminal/potentially embarrassing is somewhere no one has their phone out and there's no CCTV. I've seen too many people get in deep trouble because of a Snapchat recording or a CCTV catching them.
100% , used to be if you fricked up it might get around your town/school whatever, now everyones recording everything and most people are more than willing to sell another persons dignity for likes.
Maybe we need to have more unprovoked violence in the west instead of as a distraction in Ukraine. Right now we lack a figure or foreign party that forces our hands into outwardly proving that we're a democracy
>I enjoy doing moronic dangerous things!
That number should have never been in the double digits
risks are fricking bad, moron
taking risks is the only way you achieve anything worthwhile in life.
there are always safe alternatives
Zoomer here. I don't know how to hit on a girl without coming across as rapey.
Be more attractive.
Last year I watched my zoomer roommate turn into a frickboy and literally all he does is get drunk and ask other drunks
>hey wanna make out
>hey wanna have sex
Just be Chad, bro. It always works for Chad.
You don’t. It’s impossible. Attempting to do so risks getting fired/expelled/blacklisted etc. All by ~~*design*~~.
I think I was about 7 my mum taped Porky's me and my mates spent years rewinding the bit in the ladies shower was my mum a boomer frick yes was she based and let me watch whatever the frick I wanted also yes.also I had American pie on double VHS top kek.
American Pie 1 and 2 are the perfect example of 2000s teen kino and literally anyone that lived that era loves them
Absolutely. 1996 kid, those were frickin insane shit and fard and coom when I became aware of them.
Because they've eaten up the Twitter tweet chain shitlogs. They are convinced every movie that came out before 2017 was all about female characters being raped and tortured, that every movie released before they were born in 2005 was somehow worse, and that Queen Latifah in Equalizer is the first ever lead female character. They've been brainwashed into looking under rocks to justify their preconceived notions. And they cannot, on any level, understand context or have any fun at all.
It's almost like they're softly dogwhistling for some sort of massive cyber-blackout attack that erases 90% of all information off the internet
If you didn't have a group of friends as a teen with which you conspired together to get pussy and succeeded- you haven't lived.
>rewatch american pie for the first time in over a decade
>get to the nadia scene
>suddenly think its fricked up
what happened to me?
You got pozzed
>not having a wank to those breasts
What is wrong with you
>suddenly think its fricked up
You're a moronic homosexual.
You lost the faith.
Because zoomers arent getting laid so it just confuses them. Most of you frickers probably dont even know what a queef is
Every generation rebels against their parents. My generation (gen x/early millennial) were a bunch of edgelords who wanted to push the envelope. Zoomers (our kids) are uber-conservative and reel at the sight of anything sexual.
>Every generation rebels against their parents
Not true. There are no historical records of "rebellious youth" before the 1920s Swing era
>It's only rebellion if they oppose the same things I do
What are they rebelling against, do tell?
Maybe they're rebelling against a perceived "Degeneracy" in society.
Huh, I wonder where they picked that idea up from
They are rebelling against "degeneracy" by waving pride flags and supporting books that talk about anal sex (and other sex acts) for prepubescent children?
You are so confused. Do you have brain damage?
please shut the frick up and put the dog whistle away for 5 minutes, somebody in your life might thank you
Notice how you have zero argument. Very telling.
Sick of hearing this bullshit cope. Kids are more pozzed than ever. I don't have children, but my friends do, and their kids and friend groups are even worse than the previous generation.
The children of the zoomers will be cool. But frick all the people born in the 90s and 00s. The worst generation yet.
>push the envelope too far
>bros?? what the frick! why aren't zooomers being epic rebellious teens!!
there is no where else to go
people have been pushing the envelope since the 60s eventually you can't push anymore
Drugs? normalized.
Sex? completely normalized even the most degenerate kinds.
Smoking? completely normalized especially with the candy taste vape shit
you people pushed the envelope so far that gay sex is taught to children in California schools
thanks!!!!!
you're welcome.
You are mistaking an eceleb trying to court a teenage female audience for being representative of actual "zoomers", who act more or less the same way guys did 20 years.
That would imply there's tiktokers who have dirt on him and are planning on exposing him
Even if he's exposed, they will all blame the person exclusively, they never blame the narrative that helps them stay in control
These movies were always awful
>BROOO DOOOD SEX!!
I can just go watch porn for that
you like this shit because you watched it when you were younger
i don't like playing the nostalgiagay card but yeah this is nostalgiagayging
They got molested wayyy too much in the 2000s when the meth generation decided to have babies. So glad i was born to the cocaine generation, way more successful and far less perverted
Zoomers hate sex, they find it too "embarrassing"
Yet regularly showing their genitals on Chaturbate or OnlyFans is an empowering statement/their version of being self-made.
Every generation has their group of prostitutes, though most people on only fans are probably over the age of 27
"""sex""" """comedies""" were always dogshit and boomerllenial bottom tier goyslop media domination getting its comeuppance is well deserved
Because they're boomer cringe.
I'm with the zoomers, always thought these films were disgusting.
why
Promotes degeneracy
It makes me uncomfy
American Pie Unrated is a classic. Own the Blu-ray and watch it at least once per year. Saw the movie when it came out when I was in HS. Anybody saying that it's misogynistic and crap is a fricking Black personhomosexual and needs to stfu.
The blog news editorials always cry about the boys watching Nadia on webcam. Somehow they overlook how much Willow played Jim to get into the big party and get a dicking.
ignore the political reason bullshit tbh its bland, it's uncreative, its 6th-grade humor at best
>ughhh dick and balls, and bewbss
>ughhh dick and balls, and bewbss
kino
Meanwhile, in 2023:
>ughhh you will use my appropriate pronouns, and white privilege and my pronouns!
Christian values permeating your entire society is a hell of a drug
>zoomies consider this no ass
>while also being sexless morons
because they're not having sex
Another round of moronic kids thinking depiction = endorsement. We found it funny because we knew it was wrong, watching something that we knew was "wrong" was apart of the appeal. How hard is that to understand for these zoomers?
>How hard is that to understand for these zoomers?
everything is hard to understand when you're a public school victim.
>watching something that we knew was "wrong" was apart of the appeal
Sounds like psycho behavior to me.
Nope, typical teenage behaviour. A lot of teens gravitate towards "forbidden" media as it appeals to their rebellious nature. How many kids watched stuff like South Park and Jackass dispite their parents telling them not to watch it? You never tried sneaking into horror movies with your friends as a teen?
Horror movies are different because all the evil degenerate shit is used against the audience. You are supposed to feel bad about the bad things it's portraying. It's the exact opposite when it's a comedy.
If you're a weak willed pussy perhaps I can understand that distinction. Finding humour in people doing morally wrong things is bad because... the emotional effect is a positive one? I highly doubt someone became a rapist because they watched Family Guy. Comedy is very contextual and trying to paint this broad brush across it is extreamly tunnel visioned.
No I never did anything just because it was forbidden
No idea why anybody would be "rebellious" it's just being a shit disturber for no reason at all
Ah so you were the good kid who always listened and didn't dare to do anything "naughty". I guess if you've never experienced that then I can't really explain it to you. And how exactly is watching South Park behind your parents back being a shit disturber?
Nah I did things that were "naughty" but they were never wrong or risky and I never did them just to be a rebel
Like, I lurked Cinemaphile in private and stayed up until 2 or 3 AM and drank coffee late and took up the only bathroom to jack off every day for up to 30 minutes, but these were all reasonable things to be doing, not "haha I got drunk and smashed a window >.<"
So you never lived.
Pathetic
I made lasting friendships in high school and we're all still close, seven years later, I did great in uni and I have a great and respectable job in a low cost of living area.
Don't know what you'd call that lol
>it DOESN'T COUNT because you weren't a moron IN HIGH SCHOOL
yeah and you peaked in high school gramps
Sure, buddy. You are the masculine paragon your parents deserved
The rebel thing usually isn't a conscious thing it's just the nature of kids wanting to defy their elders, it's just a part of growing up. That's what I mean by "naughty", staying up all night and consuming media our parents told us we wearn't allowed to. I've personally done some stupid shit as a teen like that window smashing example but I don't really regret it because it was some of the most fun I've ever had. That's the best thing about being a teen, you have some leeway to do dumb shit because that's the natrual part of life where you're finding yourself. The issue would be you don't grow out of it and stay that way as an adult.
Well it's not like breaking glass and going wild isn't fun, it's just that it could leave you with a permanent record and completely ruin your life. I could just play video games instead
I dunno where you live but none of the stuff I've done hasn't followed me into adulthood. Hell I've ran into old teachers I've had and they were real chill with me dispite me being an complete prick when I was in their classes. I guess where I live it's understood that whoever you were as a teen isn't the same person when that teen becomes an adult. Unless you done some criminal shit it's stupid to have shit you did as a teen be held over you as an adult.
He's just part of a weak and effeminate generation
Except that's completely false, most adults are the same people they were as teens, with only minor differences. That's extra true for people who people who peaked in high school. Everyone I went to high school with is basically the same person, except for the guys who came out of the closet and turned into gays, and that's just who they always were at heart
malding
you're momiting
damn boomer that comeback is actually kinda funny, good job
A lot of people do stagnate and peak in High School yeah. But not everybody, a good chunk of people do naturally mature as they age because there comes a time where being a dipshit is just damaging to you. Yeah people still hold onto traits they had as teens they don't just change comepletely. But you ain't gonna see me go around pulling the shit I used to because I've aged out of that. If others refuse to grow up that's on them, it's their funeral.
>you have some leeway to do dumb shit because that's the natrual part of life where you're finding yourself
Exactly. all rebellion is exactly the same as women having anonymous sex with big black men
I broke into my town’s public library because they didn’t turn the wifi off at night and my parents locked our router in a safe to stop me from browsing Cinemaphile.
do zoomers really think like this
what a bunch of whiny wimps fricking hell
>can't separate fantasy from reality
you're the psycho
am i glad i never got to watch these shitpies growing up, as a young trans woman i can't imagine the damage these piles of lukewarm garbage would do to my already lackluster social skills, nice to see that they were pretty much everything i expected them to be
>Did that character just do an inappropriate thing?!?! Aaaaaah, I'm losing my miiiiind!
What do these guys want? Movies where people do nothing but nice things all the time? Where's the fun in that?
why do you like movies where people are doing bad things? Are you evil?
If you had sex you don't belong on Cinemaphile
I had sex but the person I had sex with fricked me over and got me me-tooed so now I hate women. I belong here.
I don't believe you at all but at the same time I'm terrified of this shit happening to me to the point where I exclusively have sex with escorts now.
They are surprisingly prudish, more so than boomers at times surprisingly.
It’s a
>everyone dresses like bawds but nobody has sex
I went to college in my mid-late twenties and recently graduated and the zoomer girls dressed like actual prostitutes but 95% leave the parties alone or with their wienerblocking gal pals who get really intensely drunk and get overwhelmingly protective. Maybe 1/30 guys got laid at a party and everyone would know who it was to the point where out of those 1/30 maybe 20% you would hear
>that fricker SA’d someone they’re blacklisted now
the next day
It’s quite the contrast to what I read about in the 60s where they were having orgies and shit. And I went to a state party school so.
Basically everyone would just get drunk and b***h then smoked weed with 7 other guys and 2 pick me girls with boyfriends.
straight up sad. a bunch of degenerates without any of the fun stuff
it makes it really easy to fake being a sex haver at least
True. My fake body count is 19 and nobody suspects it’s 0.
I was playing Taboo (you have to get your team to guess a word without using certain words in the description, it's like verbal charades) with some coworkers once and the word was "match", so I said "you get these on Tinder" and someone got it immediately
Of course, I don't get those on Tinder which is the first reason it came to mind lmao
Anyways my fake body count is 7, I'm a bit soft spoken so I think it's a good number at 24
If I was there I would’ve then gone
>haha I would’ve guessed “ghosts”
>my phones basically a haunted house lol
Some self-deprecation to make it seem like I’m very actively using the app
The first line is a great joke but the second one kind of ruins it IMO
Yeah that’s what I was thinking as I typed it but I hang out with stupid people so usually I need to contextualize a joke twice for anyone to get it.
Nofun allowed: the generation. They're all a bunch of prudes too.
>hate sex comedies?
Because they are not getting Sex
he isn't mad about the movie
he's mad that women go for guys like stifler
Somehow, this is the most pathetic thread on Cinemaphile rn
>why do zoomers hate sex
Sour grapes.
Y'all dumb af. Bottoms is going to do numbers this year
>”his” profile picture
>soï and homosexualry incarnate
>cult of misogyny
>all characters in American Pie are trying to get sex at all times
>surely this is rape,,, b-b-boys doing the same shit the girls are doing but they have penises so it’s misogyny
They're not even funny
If there are so many trannies around nowadays blame hypersexual shit like American pie for fricking up thousands of kids's sexualities