Op is a disgusting, disingenuous israelite piece of filth who knows that Conan is popular with Cinemaphile so he started with false premise to fish for reactions.
Every single thread is filled with some fricking moronic poltard like you just screaming about israelites non stop, shut the frick up you fricking loser
>poltard
No one told you to come here, dumb frick reddit Black person.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You poltards make yourself instantly obvious homosexual, go leave and post more about how you cant stop thinking about black men fricking white women homosexual
5 months ago
Anonymous
not him. but it's weird how you're not in the indy thread having a cry about the exact same type of thing coming from the other side of the political spectrum.
5 months ago
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>Not him
Yes you are, how insecure are you
5 months ago
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still not him. still wondering why you're only calling out one side of the spectrum.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm him and you'll never stop me from speaking the truth.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You are right, i cant stop you from being mentally ill
>Ok if you admit they are a problem and won't back down if they threaten you for noticing
You didn't notice shit, you read an infographic and other anons told you about it.
Op is a disgusting, disingenuous israelite piece of filth who knows that Conan is popular with Cinemaphile so he started with false premise to fish for reactions.
HOLY SHIT CAN YOU POLTARDS FRICKING SHUT THE FRICK UP ABOUT israeliteS FOR 5 SECONDS, what the frick is wrong with you
hey guys how about we just talk about Conan the Barbarian? What's your favorite scene?
Making a ton at the box office wasn't a huge deal in the '80s. The movie probably made a lot in rentals, and the was sold to premium cable stations for a few years, after which it was sold to basic cable stations for the next 10 years. It probably made a hundred million for the studio by the year 2000. Remember, pre-streaming and Internet, you had to rent the movie, buy the movie, or pay for cable to watch it. There was no digital hacking. And almost no one was buying two VCRs to hook together and buying blank tapes to copy someone else's movie. I mean, it happened, but it was burdensome and some tapes had copyright protection that prevented them from being copied.
Don't assume every old film was a success just because of rentals and cable. Had it been a success, they would've probably made a third film, as Dino De Laurentiis always meant for it to be a franchise.
The reason we didn't get Conan 3 has nothing to do with box office returns. It was all logistical shit.
First, Schwarzenegger was unavailable because of Predator.
Then >Original director John Milius came close to making a third Conan movie with Schwarzenegger in 2002. His script, entitled “King Conan: Crown of Iron,” was to be directed by The Matrix’s Andy and Lana Wachowski, but was scrapped after Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California
>Don't assume every old film was a success just because of rentals and cable
I didn't, homosexual. Conan the Barbarian is a classic, that made money in cable TV, VHS rentals and sales, DVD rentals and sales, Blu-ray rentals and sales, and not streaming revenue. If the movie wasn't a money-maker, they wouldn't bother upgrading to new formats whenever they come out.
>not even created by howard
lmao no lad, also before you seethe at me, the Howard Red Sonja character from one story has nothing to do with the Marvel Comics character, she's a total fiction from after Conan got ruined by Roy Thomas.
Actually, it's Kull the Conqueror. It was going to be Conan the Conqueror, but Schwarzenegger wasn't available because of Predator, and then his Conan contract expired.
Cinemaphile dont hate conan moronic Black person. is just sometimes there's 1 mentally ill frick with a personal vendetta against that film for some reason. like the madmen schizo
Oh yeah, dilate you fricking degenerate. Imagine thinking your tofu filled Marvel movies are anything more than a political soapbox and a degeneration of a once noble artform.
A fellow oldgay with taste, but I got my movies mixed up.
It was Conan the destroyer that had the pussy slips. Mind you, I haven't watched them since the 80s tho.
Have you been living under a rock for the last eight years?
4K discs have been around for a long time now.
It's a blu ray disc with more space. They're generally much better. A very good example was the collectors edition of lord of the rings in 4k which is just a masterpiece of presentation all around, versus the 1080p blu ray of lotr which had notoriously shit color.
Yes, I might as well under a rock, and I'm glad I never wasted my money on a regular blu-ray player, so I can put the money towards a Blu-Ray 4k Ultra HD player now.
It's a blu ray disc with more space. They're generally much better. A very good example was the collectors edition of lord of the rings in 4k which is just a masterpiece of presentation all around, versus the 1080p blu ray of lotr which had notoriously shit color.
>why does Cinemaphile hate Conan The Barbarian?
imagine being the typical 33 year old Cinemaphile poster > never kissed a girl > never worked out > never accomplished anything > just gayming and watching stupid fricking star wars movies >surrounding yourself with VR friends in discord
encounter the awe of character awakening in this scene
realize you have NOTHING to show for your life experience and you may as well lay down and die > you are pathetic
homoeroticism movie
Hottest blond chick was in this film
Conan's mom was pretty hot. The other chick not so much
They're too young to understand The Riddle of Steel.
It would be forgotten shlock without Pouledaris.
Are you the homosexual who made the blade thread claiming the same nonsense?
no, but I saw that thread and decided to make one of my own
Maybe you should slit your homosexual throat instead?
I'm going to get to the truth one way or the other.
Why do you hate Conan the Barbarian?
Cinemaphile has endless threads about how kino this film is you fricking moronic zoomie redditard
mad that the series never continued
like why no conan 3?
Op is a disgusting, disingenuous israelite piece of filth who knows that Conan is popular with Cinemaphile so he started with false premise to fish for reactions.
HOLY SHIT CAN YOU POLTARDS FRICKING SHUT THE FRICK UP ABOUT israeliteS FOR 5 SECONDS, what the frick is wrong with you
Ok if you admit they are a problem and won't back down if they threaten you for noticing
Every single thread is filled with some fricking moronic poltard like you just screaming about israelites non stop, shut the frick up you fricking loser
>poltard
No one told you to come here, dumb frick reddit Black person.
You poltards make yourself instantly obvious homosexual, go leave and post more about how you cant stop thinking about black men fricking white women homosexual
not him. but it's weird how you're not in the indy thread having a cry about the exact same type of thing coming from the other side of the political spectrum.
>Not him
Yes you are, how insecure are you
still not him. still wondering why you're only calling out one side of the spectrum.
I'm him and you'll never stop me from speaking the truth.
You are right, i cant stop you from being mentally ill
What am I wrong about?
>Ok if you admit they are a problem and won't back down if they threaten you for noticing
You didn't notice shit, you read an infographic and other anons told you about it.
Ok Schlomo.
wait, is this because of coin clipping, because if so that's fricking hilarious.
hey guys how about we just talk about Conan the Barbarian? What's your favorite scene?
How about you suck a Black person dick? israelite. Next time you want to make a thread, be genuine about it.
I like the snake transformation
The second film flopped. It cost 18 million and only made 31 million, and since theaters take half, it didn't make money for the studio.
Making a ton at the box office wasn't a huge deal in the '80s. The movie probably made a lot in rentals, and the was sold to premium cable stations for a few years, after which it was sold to basic cable stations for the next 10 years. It probably made a hundred million for the studio by the year 2000. Remember, pre-streaming and Internet, you had to rent the movie, buy the movie, or pay for cable to watch it. There was no digital hacking. And almost no one was buying two VCRs to hook together and buying blank tapes to copy someone else's movie. I mean, it happened, but it was burdensome and some tapes had copyright protection that prevented them from being copied.
Don't assume every old film was a success just because of rentals and cable. Had it been a success, they would've probably made a third film, as Dino De Laurentiis always meant for it to be a franchise.
The reason we didn't get Conan 3 has nothing to do with box office returns. It was all logistical shit.
First, Schwarzenegger was unavailable because of Predator.
Then
>Original director John Milius came close to making a third Conan movie with Schwarzenegger in 2002. His script, entitled “King Conan: Crown of Iron,” was to be directed by The Matrix’s Andy and Lana Wachowski, but was scrapped after Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California
>we were robbed because of the governator
It was kino either way I guess, but I'm still super mad we didn't get more out of Milius.
>governator
I guess we can be glad that Conan did get his kingdom (California) and his queen (that maid)
>directed by The Matrix’s Andy and Lana Wachowski
Glad it didn't happen.
>Don't assume every old film was a success just because of rentals and cable
I didn't, homosexual. Conan the Barbarian is a classic, that made money in cable TV, VHS rentals and sales, DVD rentals and sales, Blu-ray rentals and sales, and not streaming revenue. If the movie wasn't a money-maker, they wouldn't bother upgrading to new formats whenever they come out.
The post was about Destroyer, you absolute moron.
Any true fan of Conan the Barbarian knows that Red Sonja is the third movie in the Conan Trilogy.
>not even created by howard
lmao no lad, also before you seethe at me, the Howard Red Sonja character from one story has nothing to do with the Marvel Comics character, she's a total fiction from after Conan got ruined by Roy Thomas.
Definitely a more enjoyable film than Destroyer.
Actually, it's Kull the Conqueror. It was going to be Conan the Conqueror, but Schwarzenegger wasn't available because of Predator, and then his Conan contract expired.
>s Kull the Conqueror
Kull was the gobot low rent fascimile Conan. Not canon. Red Sonja is the REAL answer
Because of the Thief from the second movie. He ruined it for me
seriously? there is another character in that movie that is 19 times cringier
Cinemaphile dont hate conan moronic Black person. is just sometimes there's 1 mentally ill frick with a personal vendetta against that film for some reason. like the madmen schizo
I liked it. Good movie. I don't know if it'd call it a favorite, but it's certainly worth your time if you like swords-and-sandals/sorcery movies.
I quite like it but I watched Destroyer first so I will always prefer it to Barbarian.
destroyer is good fun.
Do they? Maybe the zoomer baiters who don't watch movies hate it.
It's my favorite movie 🙂
>emoticon homosexual
>oh boy the riddle of steel
Conan is for basedboys and redittors
Shut up gay.
The new 4K version looks excellent. Comes out later this month, but has already leaked. Much more natural colors.
BluRay is such a fricking meme, it just ruines every film
Blu-ray is a storage medium, the only impact it has on the quality is the size it allows.
>blu-ray
>literally makes things blue
pottery
I cannot believe this. I cannot believe how shitty blu ray is.
More like israelite ray
Hitler was right.
>Comes out later this month
but I want it now!
Holy fricking shit... Arrow is doing it too, I can die happy now.
That's why it's called BLUray haha
Nice try.
More like Cotroon the Redditor. Try watching a manly movie next time.
Oh yeah, dilate you fricking degenerate. Imagine thinking your tofu filled Marvel movies are anything more than a political soapbox and a degeneration of a once noble artform.
Because most posters here are jaded millennials
We love Conan! Conan is life!
apu is just weak, pathetic, feminised, moronic pepe.
haha he is on Mars
>get your ass to Mars
Obviously because Mars couldn't kill him and made him stronger.
Cinemaphile loves Crom. Praise Crom.
Crom doesn't give a shit about Cinemaphile
Yes but still.
she's such a cutie. shame about the whole decapitation
God damn James Earl Jones looks like a complete homosexual with that hair
The voice makes up for it.
it makes him look sinister and other worldly
It makes him look like he borrowed his wife's wig.
>be me
>46
>watch this on VHS in the 80s
>still remember that there were 3 pussy slips
Some things you just can't forget.
I'm also 46, and I must have rewound that scene with the witch getting thrown in the fire 50 times in search of pussy.
A fellow oldgay with taste, but I got my movies mixed up.
It was Conan the destroyer that had the pussy slips. Mind you, I haven't watched them since the 80s tho.
>zoomers can't discuss a film unless they do it ironically
Anyway Conan is kino and everyone should read the Bran Mak Morn stories
Who the frick could hate this movie
You gotta be a homosexual or a woman to hate this manly kino
Workout a little Ya frickin gays
BLUE
Soul vs Souless
Why yes, I preordered all three separate 4k collectors editions, didn't you?
Download it for free
What is a "4k" format? Is it still on Blu Ray or is it some new physical format or is it just a digital file?
4K Blu-Ray, it's a separate format from regular old Blu-Rays.
Yes, I might as well under a rock, and I'm glad I never wasted my money on a regular blu-ray player, so I can put the money towards a Blu-Ray 4k Ultra HD player now.
Have you been living under a rock for the last eight years?
4K discs have been around for a long time now.
It's a blu ray disc with more space. They're generally much better. A very good example was the collectors edition of lord of the rings in 4k which is just a masterpiece of presentation all around, versus the 1080p blu ray of lotr which had notoriously shit color.
I fricking love it
don't like barbarians
simple as
What's the best part about sword & sorcery?
>first you get ze sugar
>then you get ze money
>then you get ze women
I don't know, what?
The sorcery.
breasts
the adventure
>why does Cinemaphile hate Conan The Barbarian?
imagine being the typical 33 year old Cinemaphile poster
> never kissed a girl
> never worked out
> never accomplished anything
> just gayming and watching stupid fricking star wars movies
>surrounding yourself with VR friends in discord
encounter the awe of character awakening in this scene
realize you have NOTHING to show for your life experience and you may as well lay down and die
> you are pathetic