Why does Cinemaphile hate him?
He's right with everything he's saying
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Why does Cinemaphile hate him?
He's right with everything he's saying
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He insists upon himself
WHAT DOES THIS STUPID WORD SALAD EVEN MEAN I SEE IT EVERYWHERE WITHOUT CONTEXT JESUS CHRIST I HATE YOU
Hi newbie, are you sure Cinemaphile is the right board… for you?
#justzoomerthings
he does
kek
hes a homosexual
so are you incels
Why is the lid still on the bottle?
Because, like the Hollywood elements he criticizes, he's unwilling to suffer for his art.
>I rake in millions for wasting billions I suffer
The way no film has ever topped the Nibungenlied, Shakespeare, or The great cathedrals or basilicas show it is only in its infancy. Likely being circumcised by those who run the industry.
Because women want to suck his wiener mostly
he and everyone like him point out the obvious but his fans like to watch him for confirmation bias.
He is the only movie critic I listen to and have as a sum on my YT channel. Only know about him from Cinemaphile
He is not 100% negative or biased, he will fairly critique a movie and point out its pros and cons in a more comedic way.
He occasionally reviews nice movies but its rare to find good movies now so they are few and far in between all the shit ones pushing an agenda
he is literally homosexual
bit annoying but idk, he does a good job at presenting the issues with modern film in a palatable way as opposed to someone just calling the writer a cuck on twitter
>Cinemaphile
reddit tourists and trannies aren't Cinemaphile
>reddit tourists and trannies aren't Cinemaphile
They literally aren't
>it's only matter of time until Cinemaphile becomes pol-free zone
two more weeks!!!
kek I would love to know the date of that post
>Santa Inc
nvm it was december 2021
ahahahhaha
>If RDJ had a younger brother
i don't hate him, but he just states the obvious, but im glad he exists so normalgays might watch him and hopeully learn to stop spporting modern garbage
>Why does Cinemaphile hate him?
>Ah, look how horrible it is that they replaced this classic character with a gay black woman
>Now look, I'm not against having gay black women as character, but they have to be well written! You can't just use them to spread THE MESSAGE
He chudbaits but is the most milquetoast middle of the road homosexual on youtube
yes most people dont have an issue with black people existing and being captured on film. Just when they're overrepresented and shown as geniuses rather than crackheads
>yes most people dont have an issue with black people existing and being captured on film.
Black people are ugly and loud and I have to see them in real life, I'd prefer to avoid them in fiction
The algorithm lists him as chud-bait. Watched a bunch of his videos and then got bombarded with suggestions to watch all these other “anti-woke movie reviews” and podcasts.
I like his actual content because he eloquently calls out fan baiting and diversity shenanigans without sounding like he just finished reading /misc/.
This. He threads the needle. He's discussed the JQ in his real life, I guarantee it.
>reddit spacing
>likes him because he's milquetoast
well well well.
Getting a bit bored of him sucking off Muscle dudes from the 80s tbh. And definitely get closet gay vibes from him which isn't surprising considering his childhood
Nobody is right about everything except me
I don't. But point to one youtuber which Cinemaphile gives an open general consensus positive opinion of. I can't think of any, so it seems Cinemaphile collectively just likes to hate all youtubers.
The only Cinemaphile approved YouTuber is E;R
if you're 14 maybe
t. Seething leftist
the MESSAGE
Cinemaphile is filled with leftists and troons now
Every time I watch him I think “yeah this is the most boring average opinion most adult men hold”
Unlike your "interesting" opinion that appallingly written shite stuffed full of misandrist wamen and nogs is great, eh?
He plays a character. He isn't that much obnoxious during his live steams where he lets other people talk, something rare in a yter.
He's one of the more tolerable "haha I hate everything" tubers, but still one nonetheless. Also his videos are kinda stale and samey, like he used the same script every time just replacing a couple names.
>see him without the sunglasses
>beady little eyes make him look unhinged at all times.
The Eternal Anglo strikes again.
He’s a Scot.
Yms is a moron but when he said he looks like sargon he was 100% right
I think he’s good because he calls out “the message”.
All his rant videos are same.
If you seen one, you've seen them all.
I am not saying that he is wrong, I am just stating that he is boring.
Yea this. And I can't watch his movie reviews bc he literally just describes the plot
i like him because he wants the same as me, more sexy muscular semi naked men on movies
This moron is literally Cinemaphile incarnate. He tries so hard to seem like he has taste, but he has none at all...
He likes Dunc. He's dead to me.
Amen brother
>votes for Biden
He's neither dead or illegal, imbecile.
He's been crying about the same shit for years at this point it's on him for continuing to view it
>constantly watches hollywood slop
>complains that it's bad
He also has nothing interesting to say, his reviews are always what most people think anyway so why watch him.
>why watch him
people unhappy with where they are in life wanting some validation
Critical Drinker or E;R?
Who is /our guy/?
EZ PZ the only good israelite
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I liked his work but he basically stopped making shit and I don't care for the dennis prager stuff (not that I'm a fan of that guy either)
The steven universe breakdown was good but I suppose you can only say so much about it, at least he's not one of those people who only make the same type of video every day just jerking off to outrage (drinker, quartering, etc.)
You already know.
he's popular
The majority of his audience only watch him for confirmation bias. He takes are not truly controversial nor does he offer actual analyst.
>tv/ is one person
Touts his credentials as some great film critic with a presence in the industry but he literally only watches slop
Incredibly average takes. Oh really, you've noticed that the live action Disney movies are hollow cash-grabs? Wow what incredible insight.
Does tedious "woke woke woke woke this thing is woke that thing is woke everything I do not like is woke" ranting
Guy approaching middle age does dewey-eyed reminiscing that movies from a time when he was younger and happier (a coincidence I'm sure) were all better, and just focusses on the ones that stood the test of time rather than all the shitty ones everyone's forgotten
Lol this is so made up. Are you a YMS fan by any chance?
>with a presence in the industry
Yeah he's basically a Hollywood insider lmao. He's big on youtube, an author, and gotten some big interviews, but "a presence in the industry"?
>literally only watches slop
Wrong.gif
>you've noticed that the live action Disney movies are hollow cash-grabs? Wow what incredible insight.
And yet the mainstream can't figure it the frick out. Sounds like it needs to be said.
>"woke woke woke"
He doesn't generally use the term woke (I'm sure he's literally said it a few times) because of how messy the term is.
>just focusses on the ones that stood the test of time rather than all the shitty ones everyone's forgotten
Other than the fact that this pretty much cinches you being a YMS fan (my condolences for your taste), the old movies are for using as positive examples. Why would you want new movies to emulate shitty forgotten movies?
Kek.
>YMS fan
?
YourMovieSucks. He made a phenomenally cringe takedown of Critical Drinker where it's obvious that his real problem is that he thinks Drinker is a conservative, but he felt the need to beat around the bush and criticize him for other stuff instead that was mostly flat out wrong.
It's actually fun in how shitty it was. "Healthy media diet" is a phrase he kept using. He apparently thinks that if you have any criticisms of slop, you should never criticize it but just switch to going to film festivals. They're very accessible, there's even one in... London.
It's a trip, I recommend watching it, or EFAP grilling YMS about it.
>Woke Bad
Well done
>Muh 80s
Gay. Millennials are not complex
He mentions that Rachel Ziegler (I don’t care if I’m spelling it wrong) a lot, and I’ve noticed that whenever he does, there’s like 10 threads about her on here.
I hate him because he jumped the shark on Lower decks
I'm not an RLM hater, but they have truly spawned the most insufferable imitations possible. Drinker is a decent reviewer, but his "character" is absolutely worthless; unfunny drunk speak paired with unfunny similes.
Look at this shit: https://youtu.be/6eXJNIRrkHM?si=kUphmrvQ1LPTBpNI he has over 200k subs and he's just ripping off everyone's shtick creating layers of even more mediocrity.
I used to love RLM before they started phoning everything in…and then for some reason they LOVED Picard season 3 even though it might as well have just been a reunion. At least Allison Pill as the Borg Queen was pretty cool. She played the part well. But season 3 was just ego stroking bullshit.
if you read this you're gay
We don't, only trannies do
>everythings bad because ~The Message~
>except these two fat guys fricking
>this is acceptable because the writing is good
the tlou gay ep outed a bunch of morons.
Nice shill, critical drinker. We know this is you, you homosexual.
He's a moron and he demonstrated he's incapable of analyzing any media that isn't capeshit or star wars slop flavor #346,783. Seriously you're a dumb butthole snagging low hanging fruit, Midsommar wasn't even high bar and you failed. You suck shit. Stop making videos and stop coming here for attention.
He’s living rent-free in leftist’s head.
300 LOL LEONIDAS FRICKING LOSES moron
There is more than one kind of victory.
He just lacks healthy media diet
what is the message?
someone make a druk thread
>same thread about this gay every fricking day
Yeah anon I wonder why...
He makes far lefties and far righties seethe, so he's probably too based for those that hate him.
>Frick off filum
this guy is just trying to get attention
there is nothing worse than people chasing fame. get a real job. be worth a frick
>y-you can't just make videos that millions of people want to watch! Contribute to society and serve fries or something.
Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests
Padding out his videos with the same joke clips and even slowing them down is so off putting I can't watch his shit
I hate him because he doesn't go far enough.
For example, him, mauler and his other gay friends say that old marvel was good.
I did not care for The Godfather
his taste is really casual and surface level, he's complaining about a slop culture of holywood that has always existed but cant realize its always been this garbage slop because he is blinded by nostalgia. He's basically the annoying casual movie fan here.
yeah and there's no such thing as woke, right?
and movies don't actually suck now
it's just age. you're just old, boomer. movies aren't bad at all!
if you have bad goyslop taste you will see a lot of bad goyslop. he has bad goyslop taste.
sold out for a paramount IOU
that company is cursed
I stop trusting any youtuber once they become big enough to get a gold play button
>Cinemaphile
Yeah if someone this fricking soft pisses you off you ain't Cinemaphile you're just a huge fricking pussy.
Hes a joke like Mauler. Both are leftists basically that pretend to be against this stuff but are actually for it. CD has said diversity is good and important before
105 IQ takes served up to 90 IQ kids with a shitty persona
why does he always wear sungla- ohh...
millennial woes-esque gheyface... what's with the scot phenotype nowadays
If you still need an explanation about grifter containment at this point, it's over
>my gimmick is to crank up my accent to 11 and sound unintelligible as possible
He's capable of changing his opinion after the fact, so that puts him above someone like 'SHUT IT DOWN' nerdrotic
>making money off of chuds seething over children's movies
I can't be mad at him. He's pretty much doing what this board is doing except he's getting paid for it.
Cinemaphile is an Adam board
Always was, always will be.
I can't take someone seriously who fricks dogs and favorite film is Synedicy New York. What a homosexual.
H E A L T H Y M E D I A D I E T
TIME-CONSUMING SIDE QUEST
Frick Adam.
this guys even worse than mauler and drinker
If you think YMS, Mauler, and Drinker are bad, who do you think is good?
Moviebob for one but honestly pretty much anything is better than the right-wing youtube critic circle.
>Moviebob
Anon, you might just be the biggest moron in this thread.
You are for falling for his obvious bait
Nobody for movies. It's pretty obvious by looking at trailers what type of movie it will be. Or honestly Cinemaphile if you can look past the trolling
I don't know who he is.
>he's a chud
I have absolutely no idea who that is.
Cinemaphile hates a true Scotsman.
>captcha: WWKRP
In Cincinnati!
The Drinker does not have his own opinions. He waits for the Twitter consensus to come in and bases his videos around that. Look at One Piece. Multiple roles were race swapped and gender bent. One major character was even played by a troony. But he still gave it a good review because it had a positive reception on Twitter.
Jordan also needs to stop using the same reaction clips in every video and looping a two minute trailer over a 12 minute review.
He's pretty low effort with basic b***h takes and an unfunny shtick. Still not as bad as The QuarterPoundering, the king of low effort takes farmed from an audience, chewed up, and mama-birded back into their mouths.
Moviebob couldn't have said it any better.
Those are words. Can somebody translate from Bob to English?
is that another one of your youtube friends?
People in Hollywood are seething about him so they come here to complain about him. I don't even watch his videos and it's looking obvious from the way the complaints are made here.
>only watches Hollywood movies
His last video began with a few minutes of sucking off Scorsese, which is the antithesis of right.