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Why does Cinemaphile hate him again?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because Cinemaphile told me to

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's true really I've never actually seen anything about him dosing his wife to death except for from this place. I could look it up right now if I wanted. I don't. He's okay I've never loved or hated him when he appeared in shit.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For being an establishment shill.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And former chud

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a chud, am I supposed to know who these other two guys are?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A. Wyatt Mann and Jim Goad, Wyatt made the bix nood meme

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate him. I just think he's not funny and watching him tell jokes is just an extended cringe session. I get secondhand embarrassment watching him.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He killed his wife.

  5. 5 months ago
    bradysknee

    Mirror anger.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake reason: pic rel
    Real reason: leftist dickhead

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much this.
      ruined 22 Jump Street for me by playing "le desirable professor sleeping with his students"

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved his wife and he killed her…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never even heard of her. This is like with MEW's cuck ex that Cinemaphile suddenly latched onto and pretended to always like him. Actualy contrarian brainrot.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. PUTA simp

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop posting here Ewan

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's honestly one of the least infuriating liberals. He can be funny occasionally and killing his with should earn him based status on this website

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fondled Jonah's balls

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homie literally killed his wife.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was perfectly utilized in Justified. His only tolerable role.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He lost his goddamn mind while Trump was in office, and is pure undiluted cringe in the MST3K reboot (thank god that S14 fundraiser failed). I still like his first two comedy albums and his book, though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and is pure undiluted cringe in the MST3K reboot (thank god that S14 fundraiser failed)
      Our God is a loving God.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Our God is a loving God.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the Catholic Church. We’ve made some changes

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never liked him very much, and then I found out he's a murderer

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he played an albanian in koq and there was an albanian guy in my class I really hated

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. He's a insufferable lefty afflicted by TDS (I'm not even a Trump fan)
    2. He's fat and unfunny
    3. I hate his fricking face
    4. He went on a smear campaign against AVGN back when I still had some sympathy left for James.

    I don't give a shit about his dead wife and if he had anything to do with that, that's just collective ragebait meme. He's just obnoxious and ugly.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No joke, I think Patton Oswalt is adorable. I'd marry him if I could.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the grossest image compilation I have ever seen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My god. I think we’ve found a renewable source of oil…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DJ Khaled at A
      >Jontron at C
      The frick is wrong with you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like hip hop and Jon just doesn't strike me as frick material, I could bump him up though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how many fat straight guys don't realize how desirable they are among gays.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of them do. Nick Frost and James Corden are definitely aware.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nick Frost
          No way!! Even degenerate aids incubation units have to draw the line somewhere.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got you something.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I got you something.
              Actually, I take that back. I can see the appeal.
              Motherfricker got faaaaat though recently. Like terminally depressed fat.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm into it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm into it.
                God bless you, anon. There's someone for everyone.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >james corden
          >straight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alex jones same tier as movieblob
      >gaben and dj khaled A tier
      homie wtf

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >alex jones same tier as movieblob
        F is the lowest tier?
        >gaben and dj khaled A tier
        Gabe is cute and I like hip hop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whomp in s tier

      i respect you anon

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm generally opposed to murder and people who commit murder.

    Also, just look at him. His face invites hatred.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smug, insincere, unfunny, fat, ugly, killed his wife, probably stinks. I mean, I could go on.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hipster 'nerd culture' homosexual that can't even be bothered to do enough research to learn about anything more nerdy then CoD.
    Also he is fat.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He hasn’t done anything good in over a decade, at this point he’s just a less offensive Kevin smith.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im not gay but hes a cute chubby man

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did always enjoy his “Fricksquatch” bit about going to look at a house for sale in LA and interrupting an orgy.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't been funny in decades, has zion don syndrome, ruined mystery science theater

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He murdered his wife.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always guessed he said something like "orangeman bad" since the dogpile was so sudden and always from the right

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm left wing, I'd never heard or seen the guy before. I watched a documentary about his wife and he came across terribly, making me think that he'd killed her himself.
      He ruined the film with his presence.
      Anecdotal evidence, but it at least shows that someone can come to that conclusion themselves without any help.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All i know about him is he was on an episode of BOTW and he was an awful guest who somehow got extremely mad that he had to watch bad movies.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he was mean to Trump. I don't know why all these celebritoids do this to him. He's such a kind an gentle soul and never has a bad word to say about anybody.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s literally nothing safer, more boring, and less funny than being a neoliberal and he deserves all the hate he gets. Cry more homos

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about his wife's death. I just don't like his face.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was really, really fricking funny when I saw him at Bonnaroo back in 2006. He had all kinds of jokes specific to the festival/venue, worked the crowd really well. Dude used to be a legitimately good standup comic, like Louis CK tier, but that was a long time ago

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be pretty funny. He posted on Jim Goad’s private forum ffs. To go from that to DNC shill is actually really funny, though not haha funny.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's pretty cool. Kills women and not afraid anything

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Murderer.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was in couple of episodes of Dollhouse
    he was funny

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a uxorcidial maniac who needs to be stopped.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that in his comedy CD "Werewolves and Lollipops", he has an entire bit about how great it would be to be able to legally kill someone and get away with it. Also, in the same CD, he openly ideates about Paris Hilton (a woman) dying horribly "she's a c**t who should die of AIDS" and then covers it over as "shock humor" by ventriloquizing a shocked interviewer, doubling down on the sentiment. But the "character" who expressed the sentiment is a version of himself being interviewed. He's saying, in a way, how he actually feels. Paris Hilton was a convenient punching bag at the time that the set was performed, and he seized on this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He says, in that bit, that he really felt that way. The conceit of the bit was that he stopped making jokes on a VH1 show and they fired him for it. You are only describing something someone told you. He painstakingly details the premise.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    his cameo in Space Cop ruined the film.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >his cameo in Space Cop ruined the film.
      It's a stretch, but I'm gonna allow it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you.
        I'll elaborate further.
        Space Cop is a shit film, but it gets better when Mike's character is introduced. The cameo delays that, and kills the pacing early on with yet another "this scene goes on for too long" gag.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are fricking crazy, Mike is by far the worst part of Space Cop

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it didn't bother me. it'd be better if he played the straight man, but whatever.
            IMO the worst part is that gold subplot where rich pretends to be some hip hop artist.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, i think that mike should've played space cop and rich the buffoon. but mike perhaps thought it'd be funnier the other way around

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Mike and Rich swap roles as a gag or something? It seems to me that Mike would have been way better suited to Space Cop and Rich would have been way better suited to the old timey detective.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can envision both. I'm good with Rich being Space Cop. But one of the characters needs to be the straight man, which I don't think RLM could write. All of their characters have been goofy.
              Really they should've made Space Cop a 30 minute short. Then not having "real" characters wouldn't be as much of a problem.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The stupid fricking skits were the absolute worst part of MST3K. I want to watch a shitty B movie while two robots and a moron poke fun at it, not watch a "man" who looks like a fat lesbian desperately try to be funny.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's fine.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He killed his wife

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many celebrities we worship are actually, totally mentally ill?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      6

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking owned

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He talks an enormous amount of shit that he can't stand behind. He screams shit like "BELIEVE ALL WOMEN" then scurries off when someone like Amber Heard takes the stand.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heh, you think black people would kill or rob you for your cell phone, okay sweaty, nice fantasy

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a 50 year old lesbian.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One word: Blade Trinity.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a whiny gay who still complains about high school.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >orcs

        Is Patton the KyivPost ghostwriter? He has the same style. Then again they all do.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hia stupid face ruins some episodes of King of Queens

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hate him but he's done too much great ATHF voice work, I literally can't.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he said mean things about big daddy trump, same reason as always

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does Cinemaphile hate him again?
    They Jelly

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    puta

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He predicted his own arc with his bit about how comedians get soft after they get married and have kids

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure he killed his wife

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