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  1. 5 months ago
    /tv/

    I don't.

    • 5 months ago
      /tv/

      I do hate them.
      I was saying "I don't love them, I hate them", but I accidentally posted it before I finished typing. sorry for any confusion this may have caused.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dollar store art-house nihilism. Even their "opptimistic" films are "positive nihilism". All their films are creepy and depressing for that reason. And yes, I like horror films but I like them as comfort films.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nailed it. they’re beloved by midwits who think they’re big brained for exclusively enjoying bleak, cynical films

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I like horror films but I like them as comfort films.
      You realize horror is exactly the opposite of comfort?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not him but I find comfort in horror, knowing it isn't real.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best horror films give you that cognitive dissonance between 'I know it's not real' and turning the hallway light on to go to the bathroom anyway. It sounds like you don't actually want to feel horror or terror or real fear.
          Creepy nihilism has its place, and not just in horror films. The Counselor did it very well.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, I just don't believe in horror the way you do.
            to me, horror is real life. horror movies are an escape from real life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best horror films give you that cognitive dissonance between 'I know it's not real' and turning the hallway light on to go to the bathroom anyway. It sounds like you don't actually want to feel horror or terror or real fear.
        Creepy nihilism has its place, and not just in horror films. The Counselor did it very well.

        Have you never watched campy 80s horror for the fun + appreciating the practical effects? I like the type of horror you're talking about too, but I also enjoy stuff like Return of the Living Dead for different reasons

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        consider a horror film like the exorcist which is sincere in its depiction of the occult, yet it isn’t designed to demoralize you or propagandize you into thinking that evil is superior to good. in every a24 movie the evil wins in the end

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in every a24 movie the evil wins in the end

          They have that kind of depressed cynicism, not even the cool edgy cynicism with a lot of fun and vioence. Oh everything sucks and it's edgy as shit!

          no, everything sucks and it's drab and boring. Evil doesn't even look cool.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean to tell me you don't lay back on the sofa wrapped in a snuggle with a hot cup of cocoa while watching The Human Centipede 2?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit

      I don't.

      Cinemaphile

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron. You got them mixed up.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You got them mixed up.
          This is incorrect.
          I do not mate mistakes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's cool to do so.

      That's not it even a little bit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dollar store art-house nihilism. Even their "opptimistic" films are "positive nihilism".
      > All their films are creepy and depressing for that reason. And yes, I like horror films but I like them as comfort films.
      These are two contradicting statements.

      The ceo and chairman are israeli

      Like every studio then.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy their kino and i'm not afraid to admit it. there I said it.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're the 88rising of movie studios.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      asian only propaganda?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bit rude innit

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tryhard & pseudo: the studio

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      took the words right out of my mouth

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they make propaganda and call it arthouse

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of propaganda do they push?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        interracial relationships, white man bad, materialism...etc

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sucks. Do israelites run this outfit?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ceo and chairman are israeli

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I knew it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >materialism
          Do you mean materialism as in opposite of asceticism or as in opposite of "spirituality"? The first is fair to rail against, second is moronic and anyone who uses the word that way should die

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >as in opposite of asceticism or as in opposite of "spirituality"?
            Why do you think they are different things? asceticism is done for spiritual and divine reasons, if they are not done for those purposes it's just self sabotage

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              if its*

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, I think there's a balance place between owning nothing and being overly attached to the things you own and the image presented by the things you own. That's why asceticism-materialism is a valid spectrum, there's a fair middle. "Spiritual" bullshit doesn't exist, "materialism" that way just means "reality"

              Cinemaphile hates anything popular, they were loved on here when they were small and unknown.

              >they were loved on here when they were small and unknown.
              Bullshit

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one here hates guy wrenching bone chilling genre redefining slow-burn kino thoughever

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their PR campaigns have turned into spreading negative energy. New generation Marxists are unlikable in acting like the world owes them shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what PR campaigns?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies for people on SSRIs

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're guys from New York

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything that is unique starts out truly unique, once it hits the masses it gets infested with what the masses does best and ruin everything. It's basically what destroyed the studio.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my propaganda is cooler than your propaganda because of coomer shit and car chases, and without the perfect ass shot it's nihilistic
    the average mentality of the mentally ill, perpetual incel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yet here you are on Cinemaphile posting your opinion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my propaganda is cooler than your propaganda because of coomer shit and car chases, and without the perfect ass shot it's nihilistic

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched The Green Knight last night and I friggin loved it. They make good movies.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post a list of their films so I can determine whether they’re based or cringe. Leaning toward cringe.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who? kpop band?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They almost exclusively make pretentious schlock for midwits who want to feel smart

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lobster was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it comes at night
    >green room
    >midsommar
    >the lighthouse

    those are the best, least pozzed and thrilling movies made by a24, you can ignore the rest. I'm not a fan of hereditary

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, I forgot all about It Comes At Night. Love that movie. It's so deliciously bleak.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It Comes At Night
        I bet it does, you filthy little oik.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is we?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because most of their movies are all about setting up atmosphere for 90% of the run time then fast forwarding through the payoff for 10% and then ending exactly when the movie gets interesting. They can’t make a third act to save their lives and I’m tired of their formula.
    Also, Iron Claw sucked.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a better question. Why does Cinemaphile act like A24 movies are all made by the same people?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna say looking through their library it’s all a million different kinds of movies made by different people. I kind of thought A24 was like a couple of guys that made movies but it’s just a random studio like WB or Universal or something.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      …because it’s a publishing company? this is like asking why people seek out music albums from the same record label, or why people like video games from capcom or whoever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because things done a by a studio are connected even if they're done by different teams in the studio?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We prefer good, non-pozzed movies

    A24 does the opposite

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They insist upon themselves

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they try too hard imo and most of the shit they pump out is too pseudo intellectual and preachy

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated the Everywhere At Once Everything movie. Stupidest shit ever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT was made by these guys? I literally thought that was a Disney movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yikes.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're what Miramax used to be in the 90s, except more niche.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they gave ari aster a career

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And turned Jenna Ortega into a sleazy porn bawd.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHITE PEOPLE ARE WEIRD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they're normal, you're standards are weird.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you misunderstood my post. Maybe I should have used greentext.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because A24 movies are all shit

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They make movies for people (mainly women, it seems) who want to feel smart and better than other people.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stolen 'art house' valor

    Half legayc studio system ghoul AstroTurf, Half morons, Half Redditors cooming over mid shit to everyone's annoyance.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile hates anything popular, they were loved on here when they were small and unknown.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde told me there anti white

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've definitely fallen off.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts about Aftersun? I'm in need of depressing movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is evil child abuse filth. Not a movie just an advertisement for smoking. So, yeah, it'd be pretty depressing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you enjoy it?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            🙁

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >have a nice day

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because of their massive inferiority complex, Cinemaphile treats A24 movies as pretentious movies for pseuds instead of what they actually are, which is the regular movies people used to watch in theaters before blockbusters forced them out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but now that A24 is popular they just starting to shit out blockbuster trash, taking the worst of hollywood and amplifying it

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just looked at all the movies that they've produced. Of the ones I've seen most of my favorites were in the last decade. While they've had some that are good in the last five it also includes the ones that were the weakest/mediocre:
    Under The Silver Lake
    Lamb
    Dream Scenario
    Priscilla
    and the worst by far; Talk to Me.
    I am very excited to see The Iron Claw on Saturday with some friends.
    Some of my favorites of theirs are:
    Under The Skin
    Uncut Gems
    Room
    Midsommar
    Climax
    The Lobster and quite a few more

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I ain’t them

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they represent evil
    the dark arts

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch their movies but Tacoma FD is like the only funny show on tv and I hope they continue funding it for me

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't make capeshit

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    too israeli, too reddit

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ass to 4 mouths

    take note i didnt say i hate them for this

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