The Fantastic Four don’t currently live in the Baxter Building.
The Avengers don’t live in the Avengers Mansion.
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The Fantastic Four don’t currently live in the Baxter Building.
The Avengers don’t live in the Avengers Mansion.
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Krack Island, despite its controversy, was the very least different enough. Was it shit? To varying degrees. But it was different enough to keep me entertained, in a more shitpost manner than actually enjoying it.
>The Avengers don’t live in the Avengers Mansion.
Avengers mansion is a theme hotel now btw. that's what woke writers are doing with your childhood
how is making it a theme hotel woke
>Hey remember you're childhood! now we're going to milk it with this hotel that funds gay propaganda! Captain America loves trannies and is okay with mutilating yourself!!
>Captain America loves trannies and is okay with mutilating yourself!!
Captain America subjected himself to an experimental Jab and let himself get irradiated by the government. In the movies this same treatment melted a guy's face off.
So yeah.
I'm gonna need evidence to your schizophrenic post. Not the fact that it's a hotel, I read that issue. I'm talking about everything.
imagine not being able to let go
Sounds more like capitalism than wokism.
This is what the X-Men should have done with the Westchester Mansion while living in Krakoa.
Turn it into a theme Air BnB.
What’s the theme?
No, it should have become Reed's Seed and Feed Emporium.
Cause the X-men had to touch grass and interact with normal people if they wanted to do more than play in the Danger Room or play in their pool.
Cause really, did the X-men actually do anything on Krakoa besides drink at the one shitty bar run by Blob and frick each other in the bushes? Like, if you put a bar on the teacher's lounge, what would actually be different from mutant sex island in practice?
Created the medicines the extended people lives and cured Alzheimer's disease.
Created a new economy. Made an establishment on Mars and used it as a stronghold/check station for the entire Solar System so aliens won’t attack Earth first.
Establish currency to intergalactically use.
they also invented Sex
Mutant sex anyway
>On Krakoa
>Does everything everywhere not on Krakoa
You had one goddamn job, anon
Orgies.
Resurrect former dead mutants.
Provide a portal hub
So pretty much everything they already did at the X-mansion anyways
None of those things they did at the mansion. (6 or more in sex is considered an orgy.)
Plus the mansion couldn’t house all millions and millions of mutants and provide shelter, food, water for all of them. Not to mention provide defense and safety and it’s shown in the past.
Name one of the millions and millions of mutants that's not one of the X-men that people actually give a shit about
Jumbo Carnation
>Jumbo Carnation
>someone people actually gave a shit about
Okay, you gave me a chuckle, but for real
Krakoa didn't house millions and it certainly didn't defend them in the end either.
It did house millions.
Most of them are in the White Hot Room desert scape with Exodus, Destiny, Hope and Mother Righteous right now
What makes you think I don’t want the FF back in the Baxter Building or for the Avengers to stop using gimmick bases?
because what you want is a reminder of simpler times when you were happy.
If by simpler times you mean better comics then yes.
>to stop using gimmick bases?
Writers want movie credits and money which is why every new Avengers run has a new base.
Jason Aaron is probably foaming at the mouth hoping the MCU uses that celestial frozen in the sea as a new Avengers base
Old X-Men fans are entitled, crybabies who haven't been happy since 1990. New X-Men fans are degenerate, elitist, gaslighting drama queens. I love this franchise but it really does attract the worst people in the world. I don't care where they are anymore. I just want good stories in the vein of Hickman, Claremont, and Carey.
>in the vein of Hickman, Claremont
Literally opposite levels of quality
>Not only will the Fantastic Four be back in the Baxter Building, they will be back in it within months. The reason they aren't had a timetable established by the writer who took them out of it.
>Most of the Avengers never lived in Avengers Mansion because they all had secret identities with apartments. Donald Blake was a doctor, for instance.
Thats always kinda been the difference between the Justice League and Avengers when it comes to bases hasn't it?
The Mansion or Tower or whatever is a place to live while for the Justice League the Hall of Justice or Watch Tower has always seemed to be a meeting place
It's the inevitability of comic book status-quo.
I don't care about the mansion, I just want one where mutants AREN'T being hunted by humanity because that would actually be interesting. What bothers me about the X-Men is that they're forced to follow up on stories where humanity wants them genocided, but that genociding makes absolutely no sense in the greater marvel universe and it doesn't make sense as an allegory for modern day social issues.
You don’t get it. <insert allegory group here> are literally being gunned down in the street!!
Sad thing is, the whole "humanity wants the X-men genocided" thing is not the majority of X-men storylines. The X-men have honestly spent far more time fighting evil mutants, aliens and envious mad scientists than they have with human supremacists. Half the reason people remember them is cause those stories stand out, with how personal the terror was and how terrifying the scale of collateral damage became when seeing how desperate the genocidal maniacs were to outright wipe what was a very small group of individuals off the map. The thing is though, those stories were more scattered throughout the X-men's history, not shoved into the forefront and made the main foe they fight. Cause really, once the story is forced to recognize that in the grand scheme of Earth 616 that the mutants are only one minority among many that are also persecuted and hunted down by intolerant bigots, they lose their special status as "heros fighting for a world that hates them". And the writers really don't want the readers to realize that.
I miss Jarvis
Butlers in general real life are archaic these days.
Since MCU Avengers didn’t need him, comics don’t need him.
Even though we long time readers know he was the lynchpin and heart of the team.
>Butlers in general real life are archaic these days.
Are they? I mean I can envision the responsibilities of the specific job title have been compartmentalized such that the idea of a head personal/house servant is rolled into more of a personal assistant role. But I'm pretty sure rich people haven't started doing things for themselves all of a sudden, even if the comics can have robots do all necessities: real people can't.
What have they done with him now?
>Why does Cinemaphile want the X-Men to go back to the X-Mansion so much?
It doesn't need to be specifically the mansion, however I do want them to be a god damn superhero team without any of this gross "mutants are a race and a nation of their own and all humans, including you, the reader, are fundamentally inferior to them and less valuable than them" shit. I like ethnostates but I don't want the fricking X-men to be one.
>I like ethnostates
>without any of this gross "mutants are a race and a nation of their own and all humans, including you, the reader, are fundamentally inferior to them and less valuable than them"
Okay this'll be fun: what is it you like about ethostates?
I believe people ruling over others is only ethically justified when the rulers are as similar to their subjects as possible and have the exact same interests in mind.
So it's never justified then
A ruler is far and away different from a common person, they'll never have the fears or worries that they do and will have power and wealth they'll never know
Be that as it may, you can't avoid the question of "why should I obey you when we have nothing in common at all?" And if your only answer is force, you are not ethically or morally justified.
Which sounds reasonable until you figure out that farmers are going to have the most in common with other farmers and no nation is going to be run competently based on the decisions of people with nothing but backgrounds in farming. Even in a theoretical hive-mind race situation the existence of leaders necessitates a separation inequity, and in our real world the fact is leadership requires a skillset that, better or worse, needs to be developed and needs not be developed by everyone.
I just want them to be heroes again instead of ethnostate supremacists. They can live in Australia like in the Outback-era or be globe trotters like they were in X-Treme, just drop the whole "one gene makes a separate species" thing.
After a truly terrible run it is always good to go back to basics as a pallet cleanser. Once people have gotten the terrible taste of Krakoa out of their mouth then you can try something new.
It's not about the mansion. The mansion is a symbol.
What I want is the x-men to go back to being decent people.
They should
I want to bite Rogue's ass.