its not about that moron. He is an old balding guy while she is a hot young criminal young enough to be her daughter, there's literally nothing in common. women like that only date older men if they are extremely accomplished or rich, this guy is literally nobody and she is not with him for her brother's money alone, its more than that.
i would believe this relationship worked if she wasn't as attractive or if he was as accomplished as his brother. See what they do instead, the more accomplished brother has a plain wife, while the less accomplished has a banging stacy, its too much for subverting our expectations,
Do you think both partners in every relationship are exactly the same level of physically attractive? Are you moronic? Have you ever had a gf?
10 months ago
Anonymous
I’ve never even seen a woman in real life
10 months ago
Anonymous
You are the moron for not seeing the obvious themes in this season. You are arguing from the point of wanting to believe that such a relationship is possible while ignoring everything else.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Bro my gf is ugly as sin. I am settling hard right now. Female clerk at the store asked me whether she was my sister. I hate that I am settling for her demon face, but my body knows her all too well.
10 months ago
Anonymous
So your girlfriend is ugly and people think you two look related.
Anon you might just be ugly, and stupid because you didn't even process what you typed out.
>See what they do instead, the more accomplished brother has a plain wife
who is also a non criminal >while the less accomplished has a banging stacy
that is a criminal, situation that made him start a series of events that ended with him and his brother dead >its too much for subverting our expectations
it all happened as anyone would expect
touch grass
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being a criminal doesn't mean anything. She genuinely loves him and not because they can steal from his brother. And even worse she is the kind of woman to die for her man, even women in real life don't do this, it would be realistic if they were highschool sweethearts like the couple in season 4, but this is a couple that met barely one year apart, where a criminal stacy falls for a balding nobody at first sight, yea maybe she has daddy issues but the show doesn't bother telling us because it wants to make fantasy a reality with no realistic context
10 months ago
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>but this is a couple that met barely one year apart
this happens all the time, and usually ends up badly
not so unrealistic
10 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think you understand how impressive this woman was. She is skilled enough to kill, she is attractive enough, she kills for her man and even dies for him. She is just too good for him and not for any good reason, a man like her would probably fall for a woman like him, not the other way round
Yea men don't always go for 10s, so that point also doesn't stand and she is not as unattractive as her daughter was in season one so its not as bad this fake assymetrical relationship.
worked retail during college
there was this couple I swear to you it was this phenotype
they were the same/equal age group though
the man had a mullet a mustache regular beer gut for a man in his 50s and his wife was simply way too good looking about two inches taller than him fit body and a good fashion sense
he probably simply had game and she was utterly in love with him you could tell
anyways good looking girls before the internet never had the whole world immediately tell them they are beautiful and they should base their entire existence on being looked upon as a trophy
nowadays any below average chick gets clout and thinks of herself as a goddess because she puts up fake photos on instagram
I got filtered by season 2. The characters were simply not interesting to me. Not *as* interesting, just simply non-interesting characters from my point of view.
You have a fat wife. A fat woman is inherently untrustworthy because she is a sensualist, who sees no real difference between a pastrami sandwich and a dick in the mouth.
a way to enjoy eating good food without getting fat, its a mental illness of its own and makes the teeth slowly decay because the stomach acid is getting to the mouth and digesting them over time
Bulimia. Compulsion to binge eat (and he seemed to turn to binge eating extra hard when stressed), but also to forcibly expel it afterward, by vomiting usually. That's why his teeth were all fricked up, doing that regularly causes rot in them from the acid in vomit, and he didn't help by poking at his gums with the metal pick.
Typically in history the rich and powerful are fat because they had the luxury of engorging themselves while the poor fought for scraps. By staying thin hes just adding another layer(in his mind) of distance between himself and the perceived image of the rich and powerful.
For sure. Everyone's like muh Lorne Malvo, Varga called in a mercenary fire team just because some broad was inconveniencing him a little. No doubt in my mind he could hop on a laptop and send in an airstrike anywhere in the world in 5 minutes
what was the deal with him puking all the time tho
He's neurotic and paranoid. He's afraid of the "mongrol hordes", like genuinely afraid he's not just shooting hot air up Emmit's ass (well maybe a little bit). He talks about his mother being a house maid, my theory is he saw something when he was a kid that fricked him up, maybe his mom got hurt when the rich person's mansion she was a maid at got raided by poors idk I think his bulimia is a way to show he's 100% in control of everything in his world, but not himself.
>Human beings have no inherent value other than the money they earn. cats have value, for example, because they provide pleasure to the humans. But a deadbeat on welfare? Well.. they have negative value. So, ipso facto, Emmit's death is more tragic than the death of a wasteling.
They didn't get fargo >It's about the city
in fact the movie barely shows anyone from the city apart from the protagonists >Wacky accidents
there are some things that are wacky but the movie is very grounded
The series is about "boring midwestern town" while the original movie barely shows anyone from the town. The plot of the original movie is also very simple, the narrative is more about people trying to escape their routine and taking risks. >a policewoman is bored with her marriage and her job >car salesman is bored with his marriage and hates his job
I don't dislike it. 1 > 3 > 2 > 4 IMO. If the pattern keeps repeating, season 5 will be better than 2 but worse than 3, which is pretty okay, 2 was good.
I liked 3 until the timeskip, then it kind of went to shit. >No more Sy. >Chinese manlet cannot stand on his own as a solo henchman. >Varga goes from being imposing to laughably incompetent. >Emmit's death scene is moronic an unsatisfying.
Puta
why does puta get all the hate while ewan keeps getting away with it?
Sexism.
patriarchy and misogyny plus chudcels who identified as Riley
Because Ewan was always a prostitute. Pita did it right and only had sex with Riley until she puta'd. That's why it hurts more.
there's no way a woman like her would be with a man like him
this shit happens all the time
go outside, the world isnt as preachy Cinemaphile incel posts portray it
If this shit happened all the time I would've had A girlfriend by now.
touch grass/pol/cel
Lol how is that a /misc/ take? /misc/ is rent free in people's minds here, I swear.
My parents and my friends parents are exactly like that. Looks matching isn't real.
its not about that moron. He is an old balding guy while she is a hot young criminal young enough to be her daughter, there's literally nothing in common. women like that only date older men if they are extremely accomplished or rich, this guy is literally nobody and she is not with him for her brother's money alone, its more than that.
Some people just like eachother. My longest term relationship was with someone completely unlike me.
They both play bridge, that's in common.
i would believe this relationship worked if she wasn't as attractive or if he was as accomplished as his brother. See what they do instead, the more accomplished brother has a plain wife, while the less accomplished has a banging stacy, its too much for subverting our expectations,
Do you think both partners in every relationship are exactly the same level of physically attractive? Are you moronic? Have you ever had a gf?
I’ve never even seen a woman in real life
You are the moron for not seeing the obvious themes in this season. You are arguing from the point of wanting to believe that such a relationship is possible while ignoring everything else.
Bro my gf is ugly as sin. I am settling hard right now. Female clerk at the store asked me whether she was my sister. I hate that I am settling for her demon face, but my body knows her all too well.
So your girlfriend is ugly and people think you two look related.
Anon you might just be ugly, and stupid because you didn't even process what you typed out.
>See what they do instead, the more accomplished brother has a plain wife
who is also a non criminal
>while the less accomplished has a banging stacy
that is a criminal, situation that made him start a series of events that ended with him and his brother dead
>its too much for subverting our expectations
it all happened as anyone would expect
touch grass
being a criminal doesn't mean anything. She genuinely loves him and not because they can steal from his brother. And even worse she is the kind of woman to die for her man, even women in real life don't do this, it would be realistic if they were highschool sweethearts like the couple in season 4, but this is a couple that met barely one year apart, where a criminal stacy falls for a balding nobody at first sight, yea maybe she has daddy issues but the show doesn't bother telling us because it wants to make fantasy a reality with no realistic context
>but this is a couple that met barely one year apart
this happens all the time, and usually ends up badly
not so unrealistic
I don't think you understand how impressive this woman was. She is skilled enough to kill, she is attractive enough, she kills for her man and even dies for him. She is just too good for him and not for any good reason, a man like her would probably fall for a woman like him, not the other way round
see
I'm glad we have an all seeing God in our midst who knows everything and whose worldview determines reality.
season 2 had Lou with a literal alien. your point just doesn't stand
Yea men don't always go for 10s, so that point also doesn't stand and she is not as unattractive as her daughter was in season one so its not as bad this fake assymetrical relationship.
She is absolutely cute as frick. What are you on about?
just because she had your mom's haircut doesn't mean she's cute
Cristin is a qt, but that haircut doesn't work at all.
Don't be a gay, you gay.
>TFW no cute alien-looking cancer-dying wife
Why must life be so hard
worked retail during college
there was this couple I swear to you it was this phenotype
they were the same/equal age group though
the man had a mullet a mustache regular beer gut for a man in his 50s and his wife was simply way too good looking about two inches taller than him fit body and a good fashion sense
he probably simply had game and she was utterly in love with him you could tell
anyways good looking girls before the internet never had the whole world immediately tell them they are beautiful and they should base their entire existence on being looked upon as a trophy
nowadays any below average chick gets clout and thinks of herself as a goddess because she puts up fake photos on instagram
bait
I don't hate it. I liked it, but certainly less than the first two. 4 just sucks.
this image gave me some fricking momentary blackout
Why does Cinemaphile dislike anything? It's an enigma.
It was ok but they based season 4 on it which retroactively made it so much worse
I don't
Not as good as s1 but better than s2
I got filtered by season 2. The characters were simply not interesting to me. Not *as* interesting, just simply non-interesting characters from my point of view.
season 2 after the first half starts kicking ass at unreal levels, you are missing out.
you weren’t filtered, it was cringe
redditor
He's a kitten now. Ray.
Damn fargo was woke
You have a fat wife. A fat woman is inherently untrustworthy because she is a sensualist, who sees no real difference between a pastrami sandwich and a dick in the mouth.
I really like the concept of the invisible billionaire they went for with Varga. Really unsettling thought.
what was the deal with him puking all the time tho
a way to enjoy eating good food without getting fat, its a mental illness of its own and makes the teeth slowly decay because the stomach acid is getting to the mouth and digesting them over time
Bulimia. Compulsion to binge eat (and he seemed to turn to binge eating extra hard when stressed), but also to forcibly expel it afterward, by vomiting usually. That's why his teeth were all fricked up, doing that regularly causes rot in them from the acid in vomit, and he didn't help by poking at his gums with the metal pick.
It's like metaphorical or something. He mindlessly consumes and then spits it all out - like a corporate raider; get it?
Criminals haven't figured out life, they just want to take shit, that's all. That is all.
Typically in history the rich and powerful are fat because they had the luxury of engorging themselves while the poor fought for scraps. By staying thin hes just adding another layer(in his mind) of distance between himself and the perceived image of the rich and powerful.
Dude it's the 21st century rich people are thin now
>in
>his
>mind
There's nothing in the whole show to back this up
For sure. Everyone's like muh Lorne Malvo, Varga called in a mercenary fire team just because some broad was inconveniencing him a little. No doubt in my mind he could hop on a laptop and send in an airstrike anywhere in the world in 5 minutes
He's neurotic and paranoid. He's afraid of the "mongrol hordes", like genuinely afraid he's not just shooting hot air up Emmit's ass (well maybe a little bit). He talks about his mother being a house maid, my theory is he saw something when he was a kid that fricked him up, maybe his mom got hurt when the rich person's mansion she was a maid at got raided by poors idk I think his bulimia is a way to show he's 100% in control of everything in his world, but not himself.
This is a billionaire who goes around liquidaing tiny companies as if its the most fulflling job ever and this is a true story? I don't buy it
What a based character. Only memorable aspect of that whole season for me.
i liked his enforcers too
This character was a guaranteed scene enhancer and kept me watching season 3. Perfectly cast and perfectly written
he was the only good part of s3
S2 and 3 were better on a rewatch recently. 1 was about the same.
She has that fwb/bawd physionomy
>le manic pixel gf in a gritty western spaghetti setting
Are you guys hyped up for season 5? Airs next month
The cast looks weak
>John Hamm
>Jennifer Jason Leigh
>Juno Temple
Looks pretty kino to me
A couple of decent actors probably isn’t going to be enough
Oh wait scrap that, delayed due to the strike
Just like in my japanese cartoon
love the mirroring of the mullet and stache guys both staring in awe
god ray was moronic
GET
THAT
SCOTTISH
wienerSUCKER
P
3 > 1 > 2 > 4
>i want to make your haitcut in my beuty salon
What did she mean by this
MEW is absurdly beautiful
You're an absurd moron.
she’s a 7 tops
you must be a virgin or a woman
you must be a troony
*blocks your path*
What do?
>Human beings have no inherent value other than the money they earn. cats have value, for example, because they provide pleasure to the humans. But a deadbeat on welfare? Well.. they have negative value. So, ipso facto, Emmit's death is more tragic than the death of a wasteling.
I liked it. I just didn't like it as much as Season 2, which had standout characters like Mike Milligan and Hanzee.
>be trans-racial in your path
What did the writers mean by this?
Whatever the reason was, he's not talking
>Milligan
That was season 4.
Anon you're either Bruce Willis or moronic
Best season and cast coming through
They didn't get fargo
>It's about the city
in fact the movie barely shows anyone from the city apart from the protagonists
>Wacky accidents
there are some things that are wacky but the movie is very grounded
>It's about the city
no one said this
the show isn't even set in Fargo, we barely see it in the show at all
The series is about "boring midwestern town" while the original movie barely shows anyone from the town. The plot of the original movie is also very simple, the narrative is more about people trying to escape their routine and taking risks.
>a policewoman is bored with her marriage and her job
>car salesman is bored with his marriage and hates his job
>a policewoman is bored with her marriage and her job
Filtered
You're a cinematically illiterate moron
That's what happened in the movie. If it was supposed to be something else, I didn't notice.
i don't, i like it
It's still better than season 4. Goddamn, I didn't expect that to get as bad as it did.
this webm both improved and ruined my day at the same time
justice for riley
RETURN THE SLAB
I don't dislike it. 1 > 3 > 2 > 4 IMO. If the pattern keeps repeating, season 5 will be better than 2 but worse than 3, which is pretty okay, 2 was good.
I liked 3 until the timeskip, then it kind of went to shit.
>No more Sy.
>Chinese manlet cannot stand on his own as a solo henchman.
>Varga goes from being imposing to laughably incompetent.
>Emmit's death scene is moronic an unsatisfying.
Varga was too much le ebin anime villain
None of what he did or said made any sense and it felt like the writers were trying too hard to remake Malvo
Loved season 1. Season 2 was great until the ending. Didn't watch s3 or s4
3 is fine. avoid 4, AVOID.