Why does bambi need a remake

Why does bambi need a remake

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because disney is creatively bankrupt

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's astounding to me that Disney thinks anyone today will even like their 70 year old movies. They're not good or interesting, they're just what we HAD.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently they are taking out the single memorable scene where his mom gets shot.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          100% chance they'll make Flower gay and please the porcupine autist.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can live with that

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ZAMN!

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct but that's not the reason
      It's getting a remake because Disney wants to retain the legal rights

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is not how copyrights or trademarks work

        You can’t just make a remake about something in public domain and call dibs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a little more complicated than that. They can never retain the rights to the public domain version, this is true. But they hold legal copyright over THEIR version, thus their copyright ownership over films like Cinderella. Making a sequel doesn't suddenly give them legal rights to the public domain character that is Bambi but it DOES give them legal rights to the characters in their 1942 and 2006 film. The copyright expiring on the book doesn't negate their ownership of their adaptation.

          So tl;dr the book is in public domain as of 2022, but the 2006 sequel to the Disney movie is not. I don't think the 1942 film is either. Sequels are made to get their cash cow off of popular and nostalgic films, but it can also retain a larger bulk of ownership rights. Disney doesn't really care who owns Cinderella, or Bambi, or really anything they made a movie based on anyways--just that they retain ownership over their adaptations.

          I may have expressed my point poorly in my original post, sorry if that's the case.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deer sex

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right now?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn... I want to [kill/spoiler] that deer.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he do it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just following instincts

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the porcupine literally forced him to kiss her

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did i stutter?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            uwu

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute boyfriends

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Faline is a girl

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's talking about Bambi and Ronno

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ronno looks tired because he stays up all night looking at the hunters who sleep naked in their tents.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine keeping him as a pet.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    after that mythical modern moviegoer he can drop 10 bucks on a latte and gluten free cresant'e , *They* can certainly see our brand of pasturized slop as a fair investment

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't need one

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should make bambi's mother black, and instead of burning to death in a forest fire, she can jump into a river to avoid the fire. Then she can drown because she can't swim. You can have that one for free, Disney.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bambi's mother is voiced by a black woman.
      >Her model, for no good reason, has steatopygia sculpted onto it.

  9. 7 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    the are desperate. they need the furrybucks

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a wild guess, buddy.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesnt

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Public Domain sharks are circling.

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