I'm sorry that your mad that batman with prep time beats your favorite characters.
He beats Spider-man
He beats superman
He beats Goku
He beats Dr.Doom
He beats Mario
He beats Sonic
He beats the flash
He beats Godzilla.
He beats legends Luke Skywalker, Jaina solo, And darth Caedus
You all can sneed and feed you are jealous that a mere human being with no powers will violate your favorite character.
You tell me.
Batman will also beat you up to anon.
Will still loss to spiderman
He built a time machine using kitchen appliances.
Batman will beat spider-man in prep time.
Batman knows 127 martial arts and will outskill him outsmart him and outlift him.
Batman could beat spidermans sissy ass in a heartbeat
Spidy obviously one shots.
make that a quickshot
Spidy would roflstomp batman considering he discovered himself to be a comic character and led to spidy being the strongest marvel character or strongest characters in fiction in general.
Black person...do you listen to yourself, muh BASED fourthwall break makes him superstrong!
Spider-man became the strongest character of marvel like 7 times in a role.
Pic related can beat the darkest knight.
Batgays can cope and seethe.
Anon, if you keep wanking to Batman so hard, your penis will bat-fall off.
he preps so that doesn't happen
We are reaching levels of wank chaffing even bat-lube isn't able to prevent.
Yeah, he preparation H's
He can't beat Yugi with Exodia.
breaks yugis hand.
see how he can play cards now
Batman can buy top deck of the format (if we are talking about first yugioh format then it's summoned skull beat down) and exodia has never ever been a good card not even in the old days you secondary.
Batman doesn't have the heart of the cards.
>Batman will win, because prep time!
>What if the other guy also gets prep time?
>NOOO, STOP, NOBODY ELSE CAN USE PREP TIME, MY butthole HURTS AND LEAKS SHIT, STOP TALKING LOGIC, BATMAN ALWAYS WINS TO MAKE MY PEEPEE HARD
Every single time. Batgays are truly delusional.
There's one thing Batman can't beat
Homosexuality, or the LGBTQ+
Batman IS the homosexuality. Batman is the OG "we're coming for your children" groomer.
Every 'romance' he's ever had in the comics, every marriage they've teased . . . it's all been failed attempts to have Batman beat his own gayness. And guess what? None of them stuck.
You think it's a coincidence that the one Robin he disowns and that editorial gives no love to is Steph? It's not.
You think it's a coincidence that Dick's best known for having a fat ass? Nope.
Superman having a gay son is just DC editorial trying to make Supes as popular as the Batqueer.
>Jaina
WoW Jaina?
OP is talking about this character.
Jaina would stomp batman to pieces as well since she is considered to be on par as Jacen who surpassed palpatine and darth vader and they should be stupidly fast to.
Batman doesn't have a counter to the force.
>MUH PREPTIME
Batman will develop anti-force! Or throw a lightsaber resistant batarang. Or shit himself and make Jaina go away in disgust. He just wins, ok?
Batman had developed magic powers so that would be a hard counter to the force.
What's Batman's answer to this
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Batman will get his training from the muslims.
Sheikh Brus Al-Wayni becomes the Masked Mujahid and declares jihad on the corrupt infidel city of gotham
>Father, I hate to side with Drake, but even Grand-Father wasn't a bigot to outlaw/hate the love between two people, and he was from the past. Please, stop, it's very insulting to people's culture.
>wasn't a bigot to outlaw/hate the love between two people, and he was from the past. Please, stop, it's very insulting to people's culture.
Gay people have a culture?
he don't need the force
Bats can’t defeat the imposter
Batman can't beat his mom
"Prep time" is a lazy "I win" button.
1. "prep time" assumes he has a database of these characters that don't even exist in his multiverse that he can research.
2. You also assume other characters that maybe smarter than him can't do similar research during the "prep time" event or that characters are just waiting around for Batman to finish.
3. Batman usually has to lose or run away first before he can even active the "prep time" event so he can gauge these character's strength so he already lost the fight.
Is this literally a response to the thread from yesterday complaining about bat-gays and mocking prep time? If so then bat-gays are as hilariously insecure as bat-seethers
>BATMAN EBATS EVERYBODY IN PREP TI-
OH NO NO NON ON ON ONO
>AIIEEEEE NO CLARK NO JUST GIVE ME SOME PREP TIME A WEEK A MONTH FRICK EVEN JUST A DAY I NEED MORE TIME NOT NOW AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PREPPED
>Prepped
>W WAIT SUPER BOY PRIME DONT PUNCH ME WITH THE REALITY PUNCH NOOOOOOOOO
The Garbed Ghazi won't even need prep time to convert you to the true religion
>NO WAIT SUPER BOY PRIME HAVE MERCY ON ME I JUST NEED A BIT MORE PREP TIME!
>AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Superman with preptime beats Batman with preptime.
Proof?
Your mother is a prostitute.
So nothing
>J JUST TRUST ME BRO!
Now type that without crying.
Oops looks like boy scout is getting beaten by prep time.
Batchads win again
IAYC.
COPE
Alt version superman.
Doesn't count
make love, not war
Batman and Superman making love, who tops?
>I'm sorry that your mad that batman with prep time beats your favorite characters.
he cannot even put down the joker for good and he prep times for him a lot
so no, not really
Prep time or no prep time, I know somebody that would murderize Batman easily.
Do the opponents get prep time?
how the frick does he beat Godzilla , Goku and Dr Doom
>HE JUST DOES OK?!?!
With Goku at least his only option is to not fight him. Could probably win him over with some food and not having a beef with him to begin with.
>How does he beat Godzi-
He beat Superman and Superman decimates Goku. Humans beat Godzilla
Goku beats supes.
Depends on the writer.
Ha ha ha based Ennis put that Bat-c**t in his place oi right innit.
What's up with you batman haters as of late?
Personally, I'm tired of the ever ludicrous batwank and ludicrous achivements innplade of good writing. At this point the comics and movies starring Batman have sucked dick for at least 15 years.
T.
Preptime is moronic.
It's mostly Supergays who are mad that Batman shows up Supes on almost a semi-regular basis along with half of DC's superhero cast. But instead of getting mad at shitty Superman writers, they get mad at a fictional character.
The unbeatable Bat-God meme is basically bullshit anyway. 80% of Batman comics (and other media) of the past decade have been sorely dedicated to making Batman look like a chump to prop up his infinitely less interesting and popular supporting cast.
>seething
Laughing. The word you are looking for is laughing.
It's not entertaining, is it? Any character being written as "always win", or having an instant-win power just isn't entertaining. The type of people that get off on this kind of thing don't even care about the character or the lore, they just care about "always wins" for their own self-insert fantasies. It's pitiable.
I don't get the point of this one. Anyone with prep time beats Galactus. That's his main weakness.Give Aunt May 20 minutes to make calls and she'll show up with the Ultimate Nullifier.