Why does Disney make cartoons like Primos when authentic Latino culture like this would be perfect for a cartoon?
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Why does Disney make cartoons like Primos when authentic Latino culture like this would be perfect for a cartoon?
I think Oaxaca is where Frida Kahlo was born
I like how the awkward phrasing implies that Oaxaca is a small town in Mexico.
She was born in Mexico City.
Why do I associate her with Oaxaca? I hate her art btw.
I don't know. Might Oaxaca is one of the only states you know of since it's very famous. Might be that she did a lot of art of Native Stuff and Oaxaca has that association. Maybe she spent a lot of time in Oaxaca.
I don't know though.
Because Disney is run by racists with savior complexes who believe minorities are cute little purse dogs
that is a rape
>young mexican boy gets roped into becoming mayor of a small town without being told he needs to marry a thicc anthro alligator lady
>wacky hijinks ensue
I want fanart on my desk in an hour!
I would watch a cartoon with this as this premise, not gonna lie.
Based
>Pointing captain America.gif
s the new game as disappointing in regards to smut as Snoot was? I'm not playing a full game just for one bikini shot and a tail wag gif again
Yeah and the script is just the first nose game except without any edge or any of the actually engaging character writing. At least it has more fuggable dino designs but that's about it.
>young mexican boy gets roped into becoming mayor of a small town without being told he needs to marry a thicc anthro alligator lady
This sounds like Animal Crossing new leaf roleplay
I'd watch it.
Still a better series idea than Primos
That sounds a lot like a manga were highschoolers are forced into arranged marriages with yokai and become housewives (male)
Name?
Is this it? Closest I could find.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingai-san_no_Yome
Yeah, I can see it working
>The Adventures of El Mexico and El Gatorwife
The article says the gator is named Little Princess (which works ironically.. like Little John in Robin Hood being a big fat guy). Irl mayor's name is Victor Sosa although we could change that.
I would watch that. Everybody would watch that.
I'd watch them in a mini series
>Tfw no scalie wife
Why must life be so cruel?
Nice!
Moar plz
Now draw her on top of him, trying to kiss him while he desperately attempts to push her snout away.
Very nice
Aren't they lucky.
Big-lipped alligator moment
>I can't marry all three of them! That's bigamy!
>Naw, it's big o' me!
Best thread in Cinemaphile right now.
SOMEONE GET DRAWgay ON THE LINE
If only
What's the title?
Read the filename
That kid is one head nub away from being a pebble throw character
I tried to watch the first episode of this and it was unbearable.
i just hope the spanish is right
might color later, my AC isn't doing shit and it's too fricking hot to be up here
you actually made it adorable
Finally, the scalie MILF content we've been starved for
isn't that technically a WILF?
A what?
a Wife-
Caiman = Caimán
Alligator = Lagarto
Crocodile = Cocodrilo
Regardless. Great stuff!
Frick, see i knew it would be wrong even though all the results for translation said alligator was caiman
I'm from Venezuela where we actually have caimanes, lagarto is just a cartoon translation because spanish doesn't differentiate between crocodiles and alligators, we call them cocodrilos unless is specifically a caiman, and even then cocodrilo is ok
Thank you fren
kino
I would watch a cartoon about a Mexican mayor and his anthro alligator e-girl wife
The duality of Mexicans.
>e-girl
Had to make it weird. This place.
It's getting to where a man can't frick his gater wife without someone wanting to frick a lolli. Fricking hell
Cry about it somewhere else
>screenshot
>jpg
huh? I thought screenshots were taken in pngs?
The alligator in a wedding dress made me chuckle for a few minutes, it's just too silly
He was only Seven year old!!!
>good evening citizens, it is an honor to be here with you all today, to present to you all, my new wife
>his wife.gif
I'd marry Allie from Endtown NGL
Volcel if you wouldn’t
What does she sound like?
>Try to look up gator from Superjail on Reference Emporium
>Twitter is kill and all the backends with it
FRICK YOU APARTHEID ALAN!
>What does she sound like?
Frick I renamed the wrong the gif well whatever her name is Cuca the Brazilian Alligator so she sounds brazilian where they speak portuguese.
Her name is Trixie.
fricking reptilians we will not accept you
They grays are ok though but only the short ones
Shortstacks are great but grey is meh, split it in half. Give me someone that is black and white, maybe with orange hair and some teal highlights...
Aaylamolets need not apply. Tallmen are the true Chad aliens.
I'd be bros with the tall grays but nothing feels quite as good as using a short greys head as a table and blowjob machine
>grays
Greens, actually.
I thought there were both short green and grays
Disney is not in the business of making culturally accurate cartoons. They make cartoons for white kids who probably have never had any exposure to said culture based on what white people think of other cultures.
>Ancient Ritual
Ancient Ritual to what? Is he keeping something at bay or unsealing something unholy?
>He doesn't know about the lizard people.
that mayor is literally the reason why the "great reset" isn't happening
Why do Americans eat at Taco Bell when authentic Latino food tastes so much better?
Taco Bell tastes better than real Mexican food
t. spic
You’re no Hispanic, you are now legally white.
>Arbitrarily being labeled white
That's the most latin thing a Hispanic can do, HE REALLY IS A SPIC!
Not really it's just weird edible fast food chemicals. Not to mention that the texmex food it's based on is pretty lame too.
You are officially a gringoid.
Turn in your sombrero and cactus.
May Huitzilopotchtli reject your blood.
Hijo de la gran puta.
> t. spic
Doubt
>Why do Americans eat at Taco Bell when authentic Latino food tastes so much better?
Why do Mexicans eat at McDonald's when authentic American food is much better?
uhhh well some american territories used to be part of mexico so in a way mexican food is real american food.
Lemme just consult my /misc/ handbook real quick.
It's because Mexicans are too lazy to make real food and too poor for the ingredients anyway.
Actually, I'm enjoying all now the hate art the show gets from actual hispanic artists. It's fricking hilarious
What the frick? THAT ALLIGATOR IS UNDERAGED!
Agreed, the mayor should be arrested for sex with a minor.
Because Globohomosexual wants to push Diverse stories of mediocre kids of color doing wacky, mediocre things with their queer beanmouth friends that dangerhairs and betanerds will endlessly nitpick about in fanfiction and video essays
why do browns love fricking animals so much?
Cinemaphile is an American board. If you don't like it, stay in Mexico and stop complaining about our media.
>seven-year-old alligator
Alligator erotic!
That's a crocodile
>Not a cartoon about the luchador priest that inspired Nacho Libre
That cartoon would write itself
Eh. It would probably actually struggle to represent that person since modern media struggles to represent genuine faithful people.
Is there no fan art of this yet?
I hope we get something before the thread dies.
yikes...
Do you think this influenced?
whats that?
"Latinos" in California are full-blooded whites. Parents are 3rd or 4th generation Hispanics. They cling to Spanish identity to avoid being seen as white and blend in to the ultra-pozzed world of entertainment. They know as much about Spanish culture as the average Southerner knows about German/Irish/Scottish/Polish.
>t. projection
Cope
Hence why the show is accurate. I live in California and I can literally take you 15 mins into the area that this cartoon is based off of. You'd be surprised how much the show mimics real Hispanic life in Los Angeles.
Please make a thread about this on /misc/ I'd love to see the posts seething about calling them full-blooded whites
>why does disney make something derived from people in its home country instead of something about foreign poors who have a different culture its main audience may be less used to
gosh who can say
Indeed, which is why they make stuff targeting chicanos, not Venezuelans or whatever.
Is this what Indians are like in Mexico? tbh the gator is kinda qt in that bridal veil
>still projecting
get over yourself anon
Why she kinda..
>if only you knew how bad things can get
put some eyelashes on her
she's a very pretty alligator, I'll concede that.
I think that's a caiman, not an alligator
You really think people would just lie on an article?
i think it's less an intentional lie and more so most people don't know the difference.
I bet he caimanside when the marriage was consummated!
Perfect
The Mayor of Venice jerks off into the Adriatic once a year.
That must be a pretty big load if it's only once a year
The tide rises three feet.
Mexico sounds like the Russia of America. Everytime there is a news article about them it's something bizarre, weird, funny or some fricked-up shizo crime. I guess there is slightly less alcohol involved but still.
because oye primos is about the life of chicanos, not sudacas. Its meant to appeal to people in LA not CDMX
>because oye primos is about the life of chicanos
Apparently it's about the life of "latinxes" or whatever, not even chicanos.
She was only 7 years old you sick frick!
She cute
Mexican crocodiles look like that?
Mexicans are so overdesigned
>huge hips
>huge thighs
>skinny waist
Built for snu snu
Was it someones pet they imported?
Alligators are only native to 2 places on Earth China and basically Florida.
I'm gonna need waifus of all of em by the end of the week.
>green Vector
>dark green Vector
>light grey Vector
>grey Vector
>dark grey Vector
>light brown Vector
>brown Olivia
Good thread
She cute
Because Primos is a cheap cash grab aimed at moronic little kids who don't know any better. The showrunners who are obviously full of liberal white people and oblivious Mexicans born outside of Mexico who don't know shit about their own heritage and are only interested in romanticizing certain historical aspects of it while yelling "viva la raza" don't even know how to speak taco bell, they're just throwing random words into google to make it feel more authentic and serve as low effort education material.
This thread's """comedy""" is so forced. You guys suck.
Frick off normie