He’s just really good at playing psychopaths. I think his eyes are quite unnerving and unique too, I wonder if he had brown eyes if he would be as successful.
He fricks the boy in the azz while fingering the sister. It's a shocking scene quite frankly.
4 months ago
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ok, I'm turning it off
4 months ago
Anonymous
He doesn't, Anon. I watched Saltburn a couple weeks ago, you're good.
4 months ago
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ok, I-I ...believe you...
4 months ago
Anonymous
Stop scaring him away from enjoying the kino that is Saltburn.
ok, I-I ...believe you...
Nothing like that happens. Just some desecration of some dirt.
4 months ago
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Oh thought he was talking about killing of sacred deer
4 months ago
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Easy mistake to make with Keoghans distribution filmography. But there’s no period cunnilingus in The Killing of a Sacred Deer.
4 months ago
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no, he looked like this in The Killing of Sacred Deer
4 months ago
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Well played anon.
4 months ago
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holly shit, what a manlet
4 months ago
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I'm the same age as Elordi, I went to the same high school as Elordi and I have never met the fricker in my life, only seen from a distance.
c**t is like 6'4
4 months ago
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It’s a Posh all boys school isn’t it? Get any good Boxing Day deals today anon? Feels like forever since I’ve ran into another southern hemisphere poster. /spoiler
>never watched it or any marvel movie.
how come you know which movie the pic was from?
My spidey senses. Nah, I’ve seen most of Elordis bigger movies and didn’t recognise the costume so it was the process of elimination.
4 months ago
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>Elordi
But it's not him in the picture
4 months ago
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Sorry anon I’m moronic I meant Barry.
4 months ago
Anonymous
it's alright anon, you're in the right place
4 months ago
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I'm never watching another movie again
4 months ago
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You’re in for another BIG surprise at the end. You’ll never listen to Murder on the Dance-floor the same ever again.
4 months ago
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there's MORE?
4 months ago
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Yes.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Many inches more…
4 months ago
Anonymous
Many inches more…
I got like 15 minutes left, hold on guys
4 months ago
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Ok, I finished it? So THAT was the big twist? that he killed them all? really?
4 months ago
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The big surprise was how big his penis was anon
4 months ago
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you fricking homosexuals you baited me ahahahah
4 months ago
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I genuinely enjoyed the movie and wanted you to finish it lol. But how big it was on such a small guy was quite shocking.
4 months ago
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Yeah, I liked the movie overall. As for the penis thing, I heard Sinatra was in the same situation. he was 5'7 and packed massively according to chicks
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The shorter a man is the longer the penis looks I think, because you use the legs as a sense of scale. So tall men with long legs will look shorter than they really are. But Barry’s looks massive.
this movie was so fricking bad, straight up 1/10, EXCEPT for the scene where he sucks cummy bathwater out of the drain for like 30 seconds straight
that was kino
I think it's from that Irish Colin Farrell movie
No it’s not, he only has one costume before he dies. It looks slightly Asian in the op.
19 replies and 4 sets of digits. Shall we try for 5?
do u have any idea how diluted that would be? even if you poured jizz-amounts of gasoline or draino into that bath water you could still drink it like ollie and not have any problems.
ollie is smart so should realize that there is nothing sexual about this
this movie was so fricking bad, straight up 1/10, EXCEPT for the scene where he sucks cummy bathwater out of the drain for like 30 seconds straight
that was kino
Saltburn was ass but the shot when he goes from his dramatic monologue to Rosamund Pike on life support within like 10 seconds of being invited back to Saltburn was so funny I can't give it any lower than a 3/10.
wait, there's a scene in the movie where he gets naked in the field and all his are like 'wow, Barry, what a surprise, you're so well hung wow'. does that mean the screenwriter saw his dong before he wrote the script? what was that all about?
>be Irish >travel all over the island during your life >never see anyone that looks as rare as that fricker until east Europeans start flooding the place >he becomes 'the face' of your country worldwide
He’s just really good at playing psychopaths. I think his eyes are quite unnerving and unique too, I wonder if he had brown eyes if he would be as successful.
He's not good at playing anything, he just has rape face
Just good at it. Of all the movies I've seen with him in it, he's playing a character that's slightly off running up to completely deranged.
>completely deranged
I'm watching a movie where he just drank the bathtub water some guy jacked off in. And I'm only halfway through.
Oh shit, now he's licking off the blood from a girl' on period's pussy
You wait until the end anon it gets even better.
I hope you're not meaning any buttsegz
He fricks the boy in the azz while fingering the sister. It's a shocking scene quite frankly.
ok, I'm turning it off
He doesn't, Anon. I watched Saltburn a couple weeks ago, you're good.
ok, I-I ...believe you...
Stop scaring him away from enjoying the kino that is Saltburn.
Nothing like that happens. Just some desecration of some dirt.
Oh thought he was talking about killing of sacred deer
Easy mistake to make with Keoghans distribution filmography. But there’s no period cunnilingus in The Killing of a Sacred Deer.
no, he looked like this in The Killing of Sacred Deer
Well played anon.
holly shit, what a manlet
I'm the same age as Elordi, I went to the same high school as Elordi and I have never met the fricker in my life, only seen from a distance.
c**t is like 6'4
It’s a Posh all boys school isn’t it? Get any good Boxing Day deals today anon? Feels like forever since I’ve ran into another southern hemisphere poster. /spoiler
My spidey senses. Nah, I’ve seen most of Elordis bigger movies and didn’t recognise the costume so it was the process of elimination.
>Elordi
But it's not him in the picture
Sorry anon I’m moronic I meant Barry.
it's alright anon, you're in the right place
I'm never watching another movie again
You’re in for another BIG surprise at the end. You’ll never listen to Murder on the Dance-floor the same ever again.
there's MORE?
Yes.
Many inches more…
I got like 15 minutes left, hold on guys
Ok, I finished it? So THAT was the big twist? that he killed them all? really?
The big surprise was how big his penis was anon
you fricking homosexuals you baited me ahahahah
I genuinely enjoyed the movie and wanted you to finish it lol. But how big it was on such a small guy was quite shocking.
Yeah, I liked the movie overall. As for the penis thing, I heard Sinatra was in the same situation. he was 5'7 and packed massively according to chicks
The shorter a man is the longer the penis looks I think, because you use the legs as a sense of scale. So tall men with long legs will look shorter than they really are. But Barry’s looks massive.
That's why most porn actors are manlets
what about Jason Luv?
Looks like someone inflated him full of air
19 replies and 4 sets of digits. Shall we try for 5?
do u have any idea how diluted that would be? even if you poured jizz-amounts of gasoline or draino into that bath water you could still drink it like ollie and not have any problems.
ollie is smart so should realize that there is nothing sexual about this
It’s the thought that counts
Oh we've all done that
no, we haven't
this movie was so fricking bad, straight up 1/10, EXCEPT for the scene where he sucks cummy bathwater out of the drain for like 30 seconds straight
that was kino
The thumbnail is not even from Saltburn, I don’t recognise the costume from any movie actually. Is it that gay eternals movie?
I think it's from that Irish Colin Farrell movie
No it’s not, he only has one costume before he dies. It looks slightly Asian in the op.
>that gay eternals movie?
yes
Ahh, never watched it or any marvel movie.
I think Barry is 5’7 and Jacob is 6’5, Barry’s wearing heels
>never watched it or any marvel movie.
how come you know which movie the pic was from?
checked but also please check if you're alright, mate, see a doctor or something
Saltburn was ass but the shot when he goes from his dramatic monologue to Rosamund Pike on life support within like 10 seconds of being invited back to Saltburn was so funny I can't give it any lower than a 3/10.
I think the movie was a dark comedy all the way
This is the show on apple with Steve Carrell as a israeli psychology
He's surprisingly well hung
wait, there's a scene in the movie where he gets naked in the field and all his are like 'wow, Barry, what a surprise, you're so well hung wow'. does that mean the screenwriter saw his dong before he wrote the script? what was that all about?
That’s a very good point anon…. Because apparently he was apprehensive about shooting the nude scene at the end. Maybe he was casting couched /spoiler
wow, cool it with the antisemitism, anon
The creeper is actually played by Victor Salva. Barry Keoghan has never played the creeper.
Someone post the webm
>be Irish
>travel all over the island during your life
>never see anyone that looks as rare as that fricker until east Europeans start flooding the place
>he becomes 'the face' of your country worldwide
He looks very Slavic doesn’t he, I was shocked to find out he was Irish.
>He looks very Slavic doesn’t he
He fitted right in with all the hohols in Chernobyl
Test
A Christmas miracle
He's from Dublin, of course he looks like a c**t.
you ever been to Dublin, or are you just talking shit?
ITS MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR
Wrong pic but it’s works
Shit flick for edgy zoomers who haven't seen Plein Soleil and Teorema
Never heard of either
duck off with your sick European movies
no but I've seen Down and Out in Beverly Hills and The Talented Mr Ripley
what about The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
should I really watch it or is this another bait? I need a movie for tonight
Watch either of these
Don't watch these
Frick marry kill Saltburn edition. Oliver, Felix or Michael.
frick Oliver, marry Felix, kill Michael
You wouldn’t kill Oliver?
For me it’s frick Felix, marry Michael and kill Oliver.
wait, who's Michael? the Black?
The autistic maths genius
>frick Felix, marry Michael and kill Oliver.
alight, then that's my choice also
The trips agree
Marry Oliver, Frick Farley Kill Oliver
That’s not how the game works anon