Why does he cry so much over capeshit?
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Why does he cry so much over capeshit?
Why does he cry so much over capeshit?
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Uh…because he’s a mentally handicapped homosexual?
You didn’t know that?
he's just one bad marvel movie away from transitioning
how many bottles of drano would it take to dissolve kevin smith?
Tons because he's already basic
>known for being sceptical and cynical person that makes post modern movies
>out of nowhere CRIES over basic marvel-shit movies
hmmmm
an interesting idea but I think he has just fried his brain and gone hollywood
That frame in the back reads:
>(...) some beautiful babes with wieners bigger than mine.
>And you rented this?
>I like (...)
Cape movies are the American Iliad
In 3k years historians will look on it exactly the same way
>Historians of the future will look back on movies where the bad guys are defeated by the good guys while standing in front of a green screen
lol
Yes because historians don't take shakespear or ancient theatre seriously
Those were revolutionary pieces of art for their times.
This is mindless garbage for the masses
Shakespeare was comedy for the masses
Shakespeare was writing for wealthy urbanites and had aristocratic patronage
And it was still considered lowbrow comedy that has dick jokes every couple of minutes
>considered lowbrow comedy
Not really, no. He was criticised by his contemporaries for being a tryhard, the famous, "Upstart Crow," trying constantly to match the likes of his upper-class peers while just being a poor glovemaker's son.
Adding onto this, there were still plays that exploded into popularity for decades before dying off and being remembered only for maybe one or two lines. An example of this is “curry favor,” which came from a very popular play about a horse people mistoook for a bishop, and they would try and ingratiate themselves to the horse by brushing him with a curry brush.
shakespeare's comedies still mog modern writing
So are Marvel movies.
>Those were revolutionary pieces of art for their times.
>This is mindless garbage for the masses
lol
>implying we’ll make it past 30 more years
trolling is supposed to be subtle you dummy
YEAH IT'S SOOO MUCH BETTER WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T INFER YOUR TRUE INTENTIONS /S
have a nice day
>Cape movies are the American Iliad
You wouldn't download a car
Because superhero movies have delivered some of the most emotionally impactful moments in cinema. It’s what happens when you take the time and patience to develop your characters
Yea bro when emperor Bigbad Count Doom killed Snarky McHerodude I cried and shat myself in the theatre
I’ll miss him making epic quips
>superhero movies have delivered some of the most emotionally impactful moments in cinema
lol
lmao even
Kevin Smith cries when he finds 50 cents on the ground. When people sing happy birthday, he cries even when it ain't his party. Kevin doesnt just cries after sex but also after jerking off. Shit, maybe during it. I bet he cries getting a loan from the bank.
Indefinitely delayed adulthood and basedburgers.
If I could go back in time I'd find my younger self and rip his first comic book outta my hand and smack his nose with it.
He used to be high 24/7.
Because he aches to be fricked deeply in his chest-vegana.
Livin the dream
how drunk do you have to be to post some shit like this
Celebrities shouldn't have power of attorney over themselves
>brown area
did he marry a thirdie?
Is he talking about the dog in the pic?
He wants attention. He can't get attention as a funny guy anymore, he can't get attention as a successful director anymore, or as a chad, or as a smart person, he can only get attention as someone who acts pathetic. But since attention is more important than self-respect to him, that's what he goes with.
>She wants attention. She can't get attention as a funny chick anymore, he can't get attention as a successful actor anymore, or as an attractive woman, or as a smart person, she can only get attention as someone who acts pathetic. But since attention is more important than self-respect to her, that's what she goes with.
I'm noticing a pattern...
He just believes in himself and doesn't care what people think. I heard him one time on Opie and Anthony years ago. He said he made Clerks when he was young and broke and stupid. And it was a fricking insane success. From that point on, he said no one could tell him shit about anything. He had a singular vision, executed it, and it hit like he thought it would.
>tldr
Maybe you think he's cringe because you're a drone and think being a drone is the pinnacle of self actualization
He is cringe now. Just because he was hot shit when he did Clerks does not mean he is hot shit forever.
>He just believes in himself and doesn't care what people think.
And that's why he's addicted to social media to bask in all their praise? Why is he publishing this shit anyways?
frick off kevin
Don’t quote me on this but isn’t this down to some kind of post heart attack symptom that makes you react to certain things more strongly?
Does that medical condition also force you to put a camera to your face and then upload the video to social media?
>it was my heart medication
t.Vito
he has a shallow empty life and needs validation from online. It's all acting, and he's intentionally creating these to go as viral as possible because super hero films were big at the time. And he's intentionally trying to solidify himself as the "voice of the nerd fanbase" by being their online cheerleader, so he can keep getting cushy producer jobs for "nerd" media. Twitter/instagram is the WORST SHIT for celebs ever since they can't ever resist just broadcasting every moment of their lives or thoughts to the world to get that hit of validation they need.
>intentionally trying to solidify himself as the "voice of the nerd fanbase"
Facing stiff competition from Patton "5 pills wife kills" Oswalt
Next time anyone claims weed is a harmless drug, show him this man.
>weed
>veganism
>ironic nihilism
It's self-destructive.
SOI
Who could say?
Kevin Smith? More like Kevin Nash!
KWAB
>Why does he cry so much over capeshit?
He unironically, genuinely worships black "bulls".
He should get a big pussy grafted onto his chest so I can frick it and cum deeply into his chest cavity while he cries.
He's a comics fan who got to see well funded adaptations of his favorite childhood stories brought to life on the big screen. He is also an industry insider who understands the industry and the nature of adapting source material.
If you grew up in the 70s and 80s with these comics, and aren't a complete autist expecting every detail of the source material to be painstakingly recreated onscreen, the MCU was a great time up til Endgame.
Only the autistic struggle to understand this. It's just your 'tism acting up. Same as it ever was.
he is a moronic homosexual for one
he named his daughter Harley Quinn he's clearly unstable
Idk, why do white men cry like b***hes over stupid war movies?
weed makes you mentally ill
>called his daughter harley quinn
Drop in testosterone due to aging and vegetarian diet.
>What are crying spells a symptom of? Crying spells can be a symptom of mental health illnesses such as depression, anxiety, stress, grief, and loneliness. Hormonal changes and pregnancy, as well as neurological conditions stemming from pseudobulbar affect, can also involve crying spells.
His "Batman wears a mask" apologism was so ridiculous and not even correct.
He'd be fuming if someone wore a domino mask to Vons.