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10 months ago Reply Anonymous Is it canon that he hates them? I figured he was just a cat and they're perfect size for a cat to prey on.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous Cats are just naturally goddamn demons that kill and torture smaller things for fun because they're evil and brainless.
10 months ago Reply Anonymous If there were little blue people hanging out in the yard that were about mouse-sized you can bet any amount of money my cat will stalk and kill those little bastards and leave their heads at the door.
Is it canon that he hates them? I figured he was just a cat and they're perfect size for a cat to prey on.
He looks like my cat
racism
he hates blue people or short people or europeans
Cats are just naturally goddamn demons that kill and torture smaller things for fun because they're evil and brainless.
did you get maimed by a cat
His mom got fricked by one
big if true
she's actually pretty small
Because they are mouse size? It's what cats do.
He was sexy
If there were little blue people hanging out in the yard that were about mouse-sized you can bet any amount of money my cat will stalk and kill those little bastards and leave their heads at the door.
is this real?
of course
Bratty cat
Cuz hes a israelite
I think he's a cat
Cats can be israeli, why cant they? Mine even had his tip clipped off.
Poor thing
Reminds me of a hyena
Saw this in the thumbnail.
>he
Weird isn't it
You would hate them too if you knew them better...