Why does he hate Tolkien and Percy Jackson so much

Why does he hate Tolkien and Percy Jackson so much

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn’t like anything besides terrible soft rock music

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. buttrocker

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish Sam wasn't so godamn bitter about Tim. What he said, for better or worse, just isn't true. Tim made a big mark. He influenced a whole generation of comedians. There's a real good chance people are gonna remember Tim and not Sam. Sam's just too niche. I've always said Tim is Obi-Wan and Sam is Anakin. There is absolutely no amibiguity about Tim's influence on Sam--but Sam had to fill that niche of total distrust, total alienation, comedy about being all the way on the outside with no love, no friendship, no trust in anything. At its best it's hysterical and even moving in its boldness and honesty, but ultimately, people can't drink black label every godamn day. Sam's shit is potent, even to the point of toxicity. Tim has an edge but he doesn't take it all the way and drink his own piss like Sam does. I'm excited to see what Sam goes for with WP2. I've got a feeling all the stress and pressure is gonna push him over the edge and it's just gonna be outright and unabashed human biodiversity and bawd-hate jokes, albeit with an incredible amount of creativity and all-star production, editing, etc. Sam's team blows Douggpound out of the water on all that. But ultimately Tim has more stamina, he's a more well-adjusted guy, he's been making shit for decades. Sam seems to have a tendency to push himself out to the boundary of what he can get away with then crash and get embittered. I'm a little worried what might come after WP2 comes out and Sam's still just juicing his streams and selling merch to make it. We'll see

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk tim would be working as an accountant if bob odenkirk didn’t astroturf his career with celebrity contacts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're probably right, but here we are. Everybody and their neighbor has seen at least a couple skits from Awesome Show, and there's tons of Abso-Lutely shit that broke mainstream aside from Tim's stuff particularly. Let's also not pretend On Cinema and Decker aren't pretty great. Sam has a higher power level, I'll admit, but he's channeling too much red lightning energy, he can't reach most people who aren't trapped online and trapped in themselves like he is.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >On Cinema and Decker
            lol only the obese brown girls obsessed with tim like that shit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              And all the frickin skinny hipster white dudes in NY-LA-Chicago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tim would be doing something else if he wasn't doing what he is
          Thanks, idiot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If this isn’t bait you HAVE to have a nice day for being such an illiterate fricking moron. If you can’t tell what he means with that sentence then you need to be reading fricking Go Dog Go, not attempting to communicate with people in writing. “If he wasn’t doing this he’d be doing something else”?? That was your entire take-away from that sentence? He’s implying that he shouldn’t be famous and he isn’t talented. It’s pathetic this has to be explained to you. Not trying to be funny or mean it’s actually pathetic as frick that you can’t even read. That is fricking sad. If this was a 5th grade reading test you would be failed for not understanding what you read. I pray to fricking God you’re some Mexican or in some third world shithole and you’re not a white person trying to read his native language

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Autism.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. Despite endless celeb cameos, Tom Goes To The Mayor was one of the lowest rated shows on the channel, one of the most hated by fans of the channel, yet they kept giving him gigs until he got some success. That MDE show had pretty great ratings, decent support and they abandoned it. If Tim wasn’t supported by Bob he’d he flipping burgers.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was almost certainly more outrage about Tom Goes To The Mayor from fans than World Peace as well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam made an impact on a lot of people, it:s just that unlike Tim, Sam will not receive any acknowledgement

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sam's shit has given me a lot of consolation over the years. Especially the early mind=blown.wmv era shit. I mean now he has a whole gang and production apparatus and he's still pretty damn funny but I don't identify with him anymore as a person. He's got middle-aged milennial Roganite vibes. Every so often the real Sam who doesn't understand the world around him and doesn't know what's going to happen next peeks through and I'm endeared to him but mostly he's just kind of Howard Sterning it on his streams, pretty shut off, not that wild for all his edginess.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely no one who will do anything that matters in the future cares about Sam, he is below irrelevant.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not as much as u

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is currently trending on twitter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam's shit has given me a lot of consolation over the years. Especially the early mind=blown.wmv era shit. I mean now he has a whole gang and production apparatus and he's still pretty damn funny but I don't identify with him anymore as a person. He's got middle-aged milennial Roganite vibes. Every so often the real Sam who doesn't understand the world around him and doesn't know what's going to happen next peeks through and I'm endeared to him but mostly he's just kind of Howard Sterning it on his streams, pretty shut off, not that wild for all his edginess.

        Usually I don't bother with reading these sorts of wall-of-text posts especially in a place as insane and shitpost-y as a Heidecker/MDE thread but these actually seem like fair characterizations.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's that sycophant on the left? Stage left, I mean, to the right from Sam's perspective. There was a time that Sam was funny, but he's not now. I think it's people like that guy on the left that kept laughing and backing him up whether it was funny or true or not. They are the cause, he couldn't resist them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sam Hyde has to be in the top 5 of overrated talentless comedians working today. The 1st would be Bert Kreischer.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sam and mde were genuinely funny though. Sam is maybe not so funny nowadays but we haven't seen mde 2 yet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          MDE weren't complete shit, but they only had a handful of sketches that could be considered funny. The rest was just irony poisoned homosexualry. You want a real sketch show, then you watch Mr. Show.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mde's strength was Sam, Nick and Charls. Sam on his own yeah he can be funny, but Nick and Charls were phenomenally funny guys.
            They were hands down the funniest americans ever for me, on par with British comedy.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's your opinion, but I would ask you to try to investigate other comedy sources. Who knows, you might change your tune when you get exposed to other humor.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: this guy will forever be a massive homosexual for making one of the most cringe attempts at music I’ve ever seen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow River Boys is actually hilarious, but everything else is him unable to sing about anything other than his leftist dumbfrick views.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a deeply miserable person that hates anything that brings people joy

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a cringey bitter ol hasbeen, who cares

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him and pic related are two examples of comedy greats that turned out to be basedboys irl
    Sad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tim hired a funny editor. He himself is as unfunny as it gets. Mac actually used to be funny.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He himself is as unfunny as it gets.
        I have to disagree. He used to be very funny.

        On Cinema, The Trial, Tim's Kitchen...
        These are classics that Tim was fully in control of.

        But I can't stand watching his little podcast show.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >On Cinema
          >what if a movie review show was actually bad lmao
          >Tim’s Kitchen
          >lmao what if a cooking show host was actually bad hehe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was funny, for me.
            You can distill any comedy to a formula, but the execution was good.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a one trick pony hack to me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tim may be a weenie but On Cinema is the funniest thing anyone's ever made.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao bad editing and mumbling

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How can you not think this is funny

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >On Cinema, The Trial, Tim's Kitchen
          I liked those too, shame he paywalled on cinema. I thought it was a joke at first when he did that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shame he paywalled on cinema. I thought it was a joke at first when he did that.
            same here.
            This is probably the turning point for Tim being a caricature of his character.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s amazing how tim takes so much credit for his catalog when if you see any interview it was basically eric and the hipster crew that did all the shit his fanboys love about it. Tim just does his Christopher Guest character ripoff schtick. He was never into the cutting edge and weird stuff.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was Eric the real mastermind?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and the editors like Vic Berger

          %3D

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Classic. With the right editing anything can be a Tim and Eric sketch

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty ironic how Tim is so up in arms about all the hot topics when most of his career he had been Howard Sterning weird losers onto his show so they can be laughed at in his literal circus freakshow on adult swim

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very true. Tim has no right to moralize on people like Sam or anyone else. He was pulling major rat pack shit for years with David Leiebe Hart and others who didn't end up being happy about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the realization of what he did is one reason why he's trying too hard to be a "good guy" now. which is still scummy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the left. I dated a hardcore progressive art chick that made fun of homos.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah like 90% of awesome show was like a freak show with morons humiliating themselves

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss old (chubby) Tim:

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ray bans

    What an absolute homosexual.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=115

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those in game shots of TLOTR online is underrated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      These dudes are miserable joyless homosexuals, just imagine the nightmare of living in their heads.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They spent entire seasons of the series making fun of the Hobbit, this is just one segment about one of Tolkien's other books

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHA FUNNY MAN GO SLEEP CUZ BUK SO BORING HAHA!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Silmarillion is a masterpiece and is more culturally significant and important than anything Tim has ever done or will do.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's probably why he hates it. Tolkien is too right wing or something. lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's so weird how people think Tolkien is right wing

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is now

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              But he literally was opposed to nazis and that whole racism thing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So are right wing politics

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          god he is so fricking moronic, hes calling the general american city attitude "right wing"

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems to mean anything timmy doesn't like

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a real mystery why the guy surrounded by nothing but unfunny critical israeli subversives his entire career would have ended up with a distaste for such elvish things

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They literally sucked the life force out of him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't he pretty old anyways

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any way to watch the hei network stuff for free? It doesn't seem to be on fmovies, levidia, or watchcartoons

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me momo tim heidecker

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a piece of shit Gen-X'er.
    He hates sincerity

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has made this incredible album

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I care nothing for his comedy, and I never even watched MDE outside of a few sketches. But this is one of the most hatable people I’ve ever seen in the entertainment industry. Everything about this guy is disgusting. Look at his fricking annoying Twitter feed. Frick his bit about “jokingly” being an Atlanta Braves fan and posting about them all the time. If you’re going to tweet about sports just do it. “Tee hee I’m so cute, isn’t it funny that I care about sports?” This guy is such a pussy ass dweeb.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally all he does, he lives his entire life ironically. The future zoomers chose.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He gives off a vibe that if he had to substitute teach for a middle school the kids would sense the weakness behind his facade and bully him until he was crying in his car during lunch break. And yet he gets to be a “famous comedian”.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomers
        only millenicucks thought T&E was good

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terminal irony poisoning

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder this guy got Sam banned from tv because mde was funnier than him

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched every episode of tim and eric when it was on the air and I've never laughed once while tim was on screen. Maybe a slight smirk at best.
    Hes a basic b***h le randumb xd comedian but worse. He doesn't say anything actually shocking or do physical comedy. You're expected to sit and laugh as he vomits out quirky nonsense.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Murder Trial of Tim Heidecker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objection

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yfw no one ever considered the China Connection

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”comedy”
    These people aren’t funny. Looking at a camera isn’t funny.
    Swearing isn’t funny.
    Awkwardness is not funny.
    Le quirky is not funny.

    I have never laughed at any of these.
    What is funny is having friends and making jokes only you get or being in good spirits and enjoying each others company.
    I remember I used to roar with laughter back during high school sleepovers talking about nonsense.
    I haven’t laughed in over a decade.
    None of this is funny. It’s gay and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is funny is having friends and making jokes only you get or being in good spirits and enjoying each others company.
      >I remember I used to roar with laughter back during high school sleepovers talking about nonsense.
      dude lmao trust me and my friend are so funny trust. what? nah nah u wouldn't get it it's so like injokes bro but we're so funny bro trust trust

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like most hipster anti-comedy homosexuals they probably just hate somebody with any real talent or ability.

    Anything that isn't snide derision is cringe.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a clip where sam talked about how tim getting stabbed changed his psychology, anyone have it

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I BELIEVE THERE'S A MARTIAN
    SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this queer finds british comedy funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      american comedy is just not funny its gay and lame

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Tim but i also hate Tolkien because he's a shit writer.
    He cannot write characters with any more depth than a puddle, but he'll spend 3 chapters describing the wood on the trees in the forest.
    People with rocks in their heads then call this "world building".

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