that's exactly why clark would want batman to eat lois' food. many women (at least traditionally feminine ones such as lois) pride themselves on being good at cooking.
if lois isn't a great cook then it would make her feel even worse for bruce not to eat her food, since she'll naturally assume he's not eating it because he doesn't like her cooking, not that he's a fricking weird autist who doesn't eat pie.
They knew that when they left the pie to sit on the windowsill, Batman would logically try to have sex with it while noone is looking.
Only one man could know Batman's psychological weaknesses so fully - Gordon.
Doesn't batman crawl around filthy alleys and rooftops and get covered in the blood and piss of thugs he beats up? Why is he wearing that thing at a dinner table?
Why won't they take off the masks at the dinner table?
they probably wear that shit to sleep
they're pretty much their pajamas by this point
classic superman!
supes should be smiling tho.
Batman's true identity IS Batman! :O
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Batman and Superman don't know each other's secret identity
Batgod is very, very exceedingly petty
Lois isn't allowed to know who he is
Headcanon fanfic is cringe but Bruce is definitely autistic.
Superman looking over like, "Bruce, I swear to fricking god if you refuse my wife's cooking-"
>my wife's cooking
Clark is the better cook in the relationship
that's exactly why clark would want batman to eat lois' food. many women (at least traditionally feminine ones such as lois) pride themselves on being good at cooking.
if lois isn't a great cook then it would make her feel even worse for bruce not to eat her food, since she'll naturally assume he's not eating it because he doesn't like her cooking, not that he's a fricking weird autist who doesn't eat pie.
This art looks like shit. Comicbooks are fricking dogshit.
It looks fine. Besides the dog.
Midwit spotted
why are they in uniform? is this for Halloween?
There's something on with the people in the area and Batman was investigating. But they have to take a break so it's pie time now.
at least change it out into civis, its weird do civi stuff, like eating dinner with family, in costumes.
Lois immediately invited them in and started serving pie. That's why Batman is reluctant and Superman is giving him that death glare.
jon and damian are so cute
They should kiss
I'll say it again, the art looks like shit.
He keeps to a strict dietary regiment to maintain peak performance, obviously.
This shit is as bad as that Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman eating burgers page.
BATMAN DOES NOT EAT NACHOS!
>Pie
>Nachos
>Pussy
Batman doesn't eat that, Batman is based unlike that pussywhipped supercuck.
>"Lois, that's close enough. You're making him uncomfortable. Lois!"
Lois really wants that Wayne sperm, doesn't she?
Frick off beta with your shit fetish
>"Lois! NO!!"
Joker smells like green apples
Bruce is suspicious they put The Joker in the pie
Batman is the world's greatest detective. He can easily deduce that there is no Joker in the pie - nobody has asked Batman to rape that pie.
They knew that when they left the pie to sit on the windowsill, Batman would logically try to have sex with it while noone is looking.
Only one man could know Batman's psychological weaknesses so fully - Gordon.
Thats just because gordon is not at the tabble
He only eats microwaved Lobster Thermidor
EAT YOUR PEA
PROFESSOR
The pie doesn't fit his macros.
K I N O
Doesn't batman crawl around filthy alleys and rooftops and get covered in the blood and piss of thugs he beats up? Why is he wearing that thing at a dinner table?
>feeding dogs directly at the dinner table
I hope you anons don't teach your pets bad habits.
He should beat jon's ass with a paddle.
There's no bat symbol on the pie, or the pie isn't blended, as bruce has grown to eating blended food