Why does Hickman's new alternate universe version of Peter Parker look so much like George Lucas?

Why does Hickman's new alternate universe version of Peter Parker look so much like George Lucas?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm. Slave Leia Black Cat.

    Bueno.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Requesting colors.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this make Paul the guy Marcia was cheating on George with?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't look like Peter Parker at all.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the sudden obsession with putting facial hair on heroes?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any other instance(s)?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jason Aaron on Thor in his run
        >Slott on Reed Richards
        >nu Luke Cage
        >Sam Wilson to match MCU
        >Blade to match Snipes
        >Hank Pym to match MCU

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember in the 00s when they made every black man in Marvel bald with a goatee. Now almost all of them are betamales with fades, wide eyes, and sad faces.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      zeitgeist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrowingTheBeard

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >linking to TVTrannies
        Jump in front of a speeding truck homosexual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the writers have it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it was the 80s then he'd have hairy arms and a mullet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facial hair used to be a symbol of masculinity, but nowadays, it's kind of reverse and the more masculine men shave.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >putting

      it grows. it's the natural state of a man to have beard

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which George Lucas quote would make the most sense for Peter?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "The hero never marries a hot ginger. In fact, he dies a virgin and lets a new, politically correct hero take over."

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas… used to have neck once???

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also used to have integrity. Hard to believe, I know.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its funny when homosexuals are begging for him back after how bad the disney Star Wars was these were the same homosexuals who repeated ad nusium "GEORGE LUCAS RAPPED MY CHILDHOOD"

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GEORGE LUCAS RAPPED MY CHILDHOOD
          Why would they complain about that? If I had George Lucas rapping about my childhood, that'd be pretty cool. The OG white rapper.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it better than the Keanu Reeves look he has in JJ Abrams book, but slightly less than the Johnny Depp look he has at the end of Spider-Men 1

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never bashed George Lucas.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alternate universe version
    I wish every writer at Marvel and DC and all capeshit fans would die of explosive AIDS.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope and seethe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're like fat activists. You know what's wrong with you, but you keep insisting its a good thing right up to the point they have to break a wall down to drag your corpse out of your house.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you're a literal fat activist

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-n-no u
            This is the imagination of the average capeshit homosexual. Fricking brain rot. Beyond salvation.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong, the fat in your head making you unable to make a coherent argument?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Parker

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