Why does Hollywood force its Asian actors to wear large prosthetic penises?

Why does Hollywood force its Asian actors to wear large prosthetic penises?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, he lucked out with incredible Asian facial genetics but in the end he was still brought low by ancestral weaponry. Can't break a thousand year tradition that easily I guess.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half Korean/White

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even worse, he had a decent shot at having at least an average penis. Them's the breaks.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >White
        He is brown

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look bogged

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cause he probably is

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'3"
    >handsome squidward face
    >still small d

    Unironically it's over for ricecels. Maybe after another 20k years of evolution they will be able to catch up to BWC and BBC

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nathaniel lumping himself in with Tyrone's size
      Embarrassing. At least larp as a beaner so you'd have some diginity.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tyrone is a b***h Black person. BBC does not exist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up Pranjeet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks "Nathaniel" is a White name
        Absolute moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks "Nathaniel" is a White name
        Absolute moron.

        ironically, Tyrone is an Irish name.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sex scene where the man shows his dong but the woman doesn't even bare a nipple
    >directed by Todd Haynes
    >Haynes is openly gay,[57][58][59]
    really peanuses my weanus

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just upset that the movie heavily hinted in advertising and a few scenes that there was going to be some lesbian stuff and there never was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this scene was hot though esp when he gave her a towel to clean her cum filled pusy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me the uncensored. It looks the same size as mine

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/n/natalieportman.html?jwsource=cl

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I opened the video and laughed immediately, he looks fricking dumb

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            His role is literally modeled after a dumb Samoan boy who got groomed by his white woman teacher. He is literally meant to be acting like a manchild.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              seems like good casting then, I stand corrected, have a great evening

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mary Kay Letourneau was abused by her brothers and possibly her father.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is true of >95% of sexual predators and homosexuals. Apologies for repeating myself. gays procreate via abuse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i like that a factual news story about a pedophile woman molesting an underage boy can teach us so much about imaginary homosexuals

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Letourneau and Fualaau were taken to the police station, where Fualaau's mother was called. The mother was asked what should be done. She said to return Fualaau to Letourneau.
              based momma-wingman

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should watch that interview with Fualaau and Letourneau, the one where she gaslights on camera.
                >you tried to look under my skirt.
                She was an abuse victim who became an abuser.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Todd did extra work as the fluffer, I presume.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No female nudity = woke trash

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don't show her pussy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't understand the point of prosthetic dicks. Does the actor feel like he's preserved more of his modesty by walking around with an uncomfortable dildo strapped to him for hours on end than just showing his penis? It's not like Portman is sucking or touching it, so why bother?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like death race 2's director who was so obviously lusting about the mc's dick and ass.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is so ugly compared to real asians

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >real asians
      >posts plastic surgery creatures

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do literally all korean pop stars get plastic surgery?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Race isn't real you guys, promise. It's just a social construct!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 of those guys are just straight up ugly and one of them has to be a girl pretending to be a guy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Circle the girl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >real asians
      >plastic surgery asiatics

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would let every one of them suck on my penis and wouldn’t feel the least bit gay about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >real asians
      They look like cheap mannequins

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9 hours to shoot a sex scene
    Sheer incompetence

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      >sex scene where the man shows his dong but the woman doesn't even bare a nipple
      >directed by Todd Haynes
      >Haynes is openly gay,[57][58][59]
      really peanuses my weanus

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dicklet uprising when?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is ugly according to kstans

    Your bloodline will bow to their gigahapa overlords in the coming millennia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks completely absurd lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing your opinion holds no relevance

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell are you talking about? That Jaw is incredible.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs his hapa sisters
    why did Cinemaphile lie to me?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hapa's are like a 50/50 coinflip where one side is disproportionately attractive and the other is disproportionately ugly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sisters just need to lose some babyfat on their face and they'd be stacys

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw the hottest white girl I’ve seen in a while with an Asian guy today. Absolutely beautiful. Penis size doesn’t matter. Status and charisma does.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The popularity of East Asian drama and K-pop has done wonders for Asian males.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's asian?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes, I lived in Pyeongtaek for about 5 years. My mother is Korean, and my father was a US soldier stationed in Korea.
      http://www.dazedkorea.com/film-tv/article/387/detail.do

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But doesn't this go against the narrative in this thread, exposing that white man genes gave him smol dick?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know absolute nothing about chuds? Their entire ideology is that whites racemixing with non-whites is bad because it dilutes their superior traits. So by that logic an asian mother would carry a lesser white child.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is why I laugh when you people cry about yt genocyde.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's ok anon, just learn to live with your small penis

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >learning to love my small penis
        another thing in common with your mother

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          just make lots of money it'll be ok!

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