why does it make?

why does it make Cinemaphile seethe?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's popular and Cinemaphile runs on contrarianism

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because all all movies with that on it are shit

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Babby's first indie film

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They tend to be pretentious, self-indulgent slop

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because every movie they've ever has a decent concept, that they ruin within the last act

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >88
      >a decent concept, that they ruin within the last act
      heh

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A2A?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks Dr. Fauci

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they have their head up their ass

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hypebeast films

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's fricking garbage

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They popularized the “horror monster is metaphor for trauma/depression” trope which has ruined contemporary horror

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is that stopping other filmmakers from doing something different

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because nothing else sells, and zoom zooms are all "depressed" so they eat that shit up

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of their movies have made even $100 m worldwide. Get Out, Conjuring, Annabelle, A Quiet Place, Paranormal Activity etc. are all way bigger. M3gan was bigger than Midsommar, Hereditary, Witch, X, Pearl... combined.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything Everywhere (which is ironically their worst probably) did.
            Talk to Me did USD 89 so far (their 2nd highest-grossing movie). Hereditary did 82 mil. And these are very inexpensive movies so the profits are enormous

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      with which movies did they do that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now more than ever there's all kinds of horror movies/shows. From the very campy monster, to indie of all kinds, zombie crap, Korean, edgy shit like the terrifier, there's still slashers, etc... Stop being a homosexual because a few horror movies are not to your liking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Babadook did

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's reddit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      define reddit

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their horror movies are kinda ass and I love horror so I dislike A24 a bit. They've got some good non-horror though.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just distribute most of the movies, but people act like the company was responsible for making all of them.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    buzz words
    buzz words

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile thinks A24 is one person and that they actually make the movies that they produce.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely they're not aware that A24 makes stuff other than horror and thrillers.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally got around to seeing A Ghost Story the other day.

    It was a beautiful little film and I liked it quite a bit.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know wat A24 is.
    Is it the newest AI program or something?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, it lets you generate a movie script

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you being serious or shitposting?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a24 tries to make interesting things with concepts and themes and depth in a culturally and spiritually bankrupt era, and these soilennial nimrods who collect b-movie garbage cannot handle it because they get filtered by basic stuff like bergman and godard

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked The Witch, but not a lot of A24 movies really come on my radar. Modern horror movies in general have been kind of ass since the 90s.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why does it make Cinemaphile seethe?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >onions (128).gif
      must have taken ages to find the right gif

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He has a jak folder

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        better than reposting the same reaction image from 2009 like you just did lol.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For every kino they make, they churn out 8 of the trashiest most pretentious garbage you'll ever witness.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Three tickets for me, my wife and my wife’s son for the newest A24-produced, genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish CGI or infantile jumpscares horror film, please.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pays the striking actors and writers what they ask for

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile prefers capeshit and starwars

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I think they make indie films for mid-wits and they've diluted the intelligence down of those types of films for wider audiences.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      indie films have always been hot garbage

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