Why does Matthew Perry look 75 years old?

Why does Matthew Perry look 75 years old?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably the alcoholism

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, the 90s wasn't 5000 years ago, what happened? Looks like a Tutankhamen family reunion.

    • 2 years ago
      Kotonohas' Husbando

      That's the wall brother

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Feebee and Joey are the only ones who didn't get bogged

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Feebee

      Come on, anon. Even if you’re ESL, you could take one second to look up the correct spelling. Be better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Feebee
        Lmao, no fricking way someone is this moronic.
        It's spelt: Phoebe
        It's a biblical greek name, though not a very common one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn’t apply here. Give me proof that this anon

          >Feebee and Joey are the only ones who didn't get bogged

          isn’t just an ESL moron or frick off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm literally a diagnosed autist, I don't need you to tell me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phoebe was the hottest and most mature back in the 90s and she's the hottest and most mature now.
      Lisa Kud-bros... we won.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's also the only one who only ever had sex with their spouse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Feebee
      Lmao, no fricking way someone is this moronic.
      It's spelt: Phoebe
      It's a biblical greek name, though not a very common one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All board should have flags, no exceptions. So sick of all these trash ESL posters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it that 90% of people complaining about ESL posters reference posts that are completely fine and easily understood?
        Grammar gays really are the fricking Karen's of the internet. Makes my fricking blood boil that anybody would even give a shit about something so irrelevant to modern life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ESLs deserve no mercy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're a fricking grammar gay who clings to knowing things that your 3rd grade teacher tought you because you think it makes you smarter than everyone who ends a sentence with a preposition but it makes complete sense to literally everybody. Fricking pathetic.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No. Mercy.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They have all aged impressively badly. Ross and Rachel are the only ones who look close to their age, I was genuinely surprised to see that Joey and Chandler are still in their 50s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Schwimmer’s jet black dye job looks terrible, anon. At least LeBlanc isn’t afraid to show off the grey hair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like he has söy sauce in his hair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually yeah now giving him a closer look he looks terrible. Jesus Christ time is cruel.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has Steve Martin disease, he dyed his hair during the show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every single one of them have grey hair hiding under various levels of dye job quality.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have these actors reached Pam from the Office levels of sadness? Just move on. You’ve peaked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are all to this day making millions of dollars from Friends and they've all enjoyed healthy post-Friends careers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only aniston had a career post friends

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess, but she never made anything very good. Just a lot of shitty romantic comedies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What about Schwimmer as Soebel, Kardashian, and Curb?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He was good playing Robert Kardashian in the OJ show.
            But in Band of Brothers, Captain Sobel was in like 2 episodes.
            While it is an amazing show, him appearing as a relatively minor character doesn't really constitute as a great career after Friends.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Step aside fellas

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Rachel was the highest paid Hollywood actress for several years
          >Joey was the star of 'episodes' which went on for a few seasons and got him a golden globe
          >Monica starred in 'cougar town' which went on for several seasons, and also the scream movies.
          >Ross was in the madagascar movies, curb your enthusiasm and the OJ show
          >Phoebe is constantly working in smaller roles as a character actress
          >Chandler is the saddest one, he starred in 2 criticaly acclaimed shows that had a cult following but couldn't get past the first season, and after that he just gave up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol no, just Jennifer Anniston and even then it’s what, horrible bosses?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kudrow was in Easy A and The Good place, and that's just off the top of my head.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The Good place
            Oof talk about a fall from grace

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Good Place was great and was critically acclaimed bro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bruce almighty and we're the millers were big hits tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what? What happened with her? What did she do or say?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        le epik Cinemaphile maymay of Jenna being obsessed with Krasinski

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's happily married, and quit acting to become a stay at home mom.
        But it's a running joke on Cinemaphile that she's in love with John Krasinski, and is angry that he married Emily Blunt.
        People also joke that any post on here trashing Emily Blunt, or defending Pam in Office threads, are actually posted by Jenna Fischer, still salty that John married someone else instead of her.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He aint no fink, dig?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew Perry is actually the youngest one. JUST

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you now remember it was always 7 of them

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is the guy in the middle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Graggle. He's always been there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who played Russ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Russell Westbrick?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He actually doesn't look that bad here, especially with a bloated Matt next to him. David and Lisa have aged the best since they were the least good looking to begin with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      LeBlanc and Kudrow look by far the best. Matt can lose weight, the rest can’t undo bad looking plastic surgery. Schwimmer definitely looks like he’s had a facelift in addition to the bad dye job.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one told him life was gonna be this way.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the kid who played Ben between him and Rachael?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The one who looks the best is the one who didn't get surgery, dye the hair and clearly ate whatever he wanted
    What does this say about the ageing process?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Id still give give Cox the ol Courtney Cox if you know what I mean

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The wall takes all

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cocaine

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why everyone during the 90's was going crazy over that manfaced rachel hoe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot in Friends.
      But now she's 53, and looks like she's had way too much botox.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's literally clearly the one thats had the least work

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lisa Kudrow has clearly had no work done.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that women over 35 are only able to give birth to potatos, so have zero value in society.

        Being a nagging old c**t for the final 50 years of their lives is not a benefit to their communities no matter how they try to rebrand it as being 'wise elders' or whatever.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you will own nothing
    >and you will be happy

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    joey looks like vito from sopranos

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember that 7th dude.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably drugs. Junkies always look older than they are.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do americans all get their teeth whitened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they think bones are white because that's what they look like in children's picture books. their entire society is based on the standards of children's picture books

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't get his bones whitened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be celebrity
      >your work relies on your looks
      >whiten your teeth a little bit
      >notice wrinkles
      >get botox
      >whiten your teeth some more
      >get a facelift
      >touch up your facelift because it came it a little weird
      >10 surgeries later you don't even look human anymore
      >acting jobs dry up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, they have false teeth glued in place.
      Pic related is what American teeth really look like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Matthew Perry?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do you one better! WHY is Matthew Perry?

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