Well, according to the pitch bible, she chose to live underwater because she likes doing extreme, dangerous things, so I guess eating underwater is just another thrill for her.
Also, she likes flashing her bra at Spongebob while he's working.
Only for us because of the time, expense and danger involved in crab fishing.
There's probably crab trafficking organizations that kidnap and slaughter them for their meat.
If Sandy was a specific scientist and not the common omni-disciplinary kind you always see in fiction, which one should she be? I'm considering making a SpongeBob fanfic that's marginally more grounded in tone.
They could totally do an episode where she mutates herself gills but eventually goes full Alien monster.
In earlier seasons Spongebob and Patrick would have to hunt her down with random movie references using a treatment she devised to revert it in case anything went wrong, but in later seasons the Bikini Bottom General Hospital would somehow be able to treat it with the episode ending on a joke that she's drowning with everyone laughing until fade-out.
>that's "Sandy rape Spongebob" episode
>rape
Not if he wants it
Because the 12 hour decompressions are a b***h.
this makes me wonder how deep under the sea spongebob and the others live
Probably not all that far since they've walked to shore before and ordinary fishing lines reach bottom but that's not as funny.
The lowest point of Bikini Atoll is 34 Fathoms (~62m)
the sea is only about two miles deep
That anon meant m as in meter. A fathom's only 6 feet.
Well, according to the pitch bible, she chose to live underwater because she likes doing extreme, dangerous things, so I guess eating underwater is just another thrill for her.
Also, she likes flashing her bra at Spongebob while he's working.
I miss crazy daredevil Sandy, the scientist stuff got annoying pretty quickly
Before that, she was mostly has that texan in her.
she went to the fricking moon in season 1
She did one science thing and then it was never brought up again until season 4.
Sure, but there was a balance. Now its just STEM major all day every day.
I'm starting to think they only get away with this because she's a squirrel.
Censors have always seem to ease up on non-human character lewds. It's probably why there's as many furries as there are.
Bleh. Eating wet hamburgers would be so gross. Sandy is such an uncultured degenerate.
How do we know crabby patties are comparable to hamburgers though? They're not made of cow. I'm not sure the bun is a bread bun either.
They're made of crabs.
Aren't crab meat expensive?
Only for us because of the time, expense and danger involved in crab fishing.
There's probably crab trafficking organizations that kidnap and slaughter them for their meat.
Who said Eugene had to purchase it?
Why do you think he really attends those conventions.
no they're not
Yes, they are.
no they're not
Yes, they are.
She's a squirrel.
They bury their food.
So this is how it feels 20 years of society?
What do you mean? How long the show has been out? It's been out for slightly longer.
Whoops, thought for a moment
was from an episode before the movie. It's 14 years of society actually, so much worse.
Btw, show's been here since '99.
That and apparently SpongeBob is so big and great that only red mist squidward type stuff is too much
She’s only in undies when plankton steals her fur and it doesn’t look like that
In battle for bikini bottom it's canon she wears Spongebobs briefs too.
Why do you eat in air?
Telling her she's not welcome at the Krusty Krab because she could suffocate would be considered racist.
If Sandy was a specific scientist and not the common omni-disciplinary kind you always see in fiction, which one should she be? I'm considering making a SpongeBob fanfic that's marginally more grounded in tone.
Marine biologist
>is a scientist
>has yet to invent a device that helps her breathe underwater
>is stuck with a lame ass helmet that can crack at the slightest impact
They could totally do an episode where she mutates herself gills but eventually goes full Alien monster.
In earlier seasons Spongebob and Patrick would have to hunt her down with random movie references using a treatment she devised to revert it in case anything went wrong, but in later seasons the Bikini Bottom General Hospital would somehow be able to treat it with the episode ending on a joke that she's drowning with everyone laughing until fade-out.
what if the killer patty killed all the other fast food vendors for real in this scene, that would've been funny to see
"HAHA WHAT IF MR KRABS ACTUALLY KILLED AND COOKED FISH FOR KRABBY PATTIES" is honestly on the same tier as "LOL MARIO ATE MUSHROOMS AND GOT HIGH!"
Blankity. Blankity. Blank.