why does the darkside turn everyone ugly in Star Wars, but in Christian mythology demons like satan are drop dead gorgeous motherfrickers?
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why does the darkside turn everyone ugly in Star Wars, but in Christian mythology demons like satan are drop dead gorgeous motherfrickers?
it is a corrupting evil energy.
this is why in real life israelites and blacks are ugly
Makes sense.
>like 1/8th israeli
More like 50/50
I don’t like israelites but think she’s hot, there’s no way she could possibly be one as my brain receptors would pick up on her israeliteness and no attraction would of ever even been formed!
What does she look like now?
Ravishing
More like ravaged.
She aged pretty well
Evil comes in many forms. Some to ensure it's continued reproduction.
>comparing a fantasy world magic fantasy world to real life
God damn this place is autistic
hi reddo
>comparing a fantasy world magic fantasy world to real life
Is it more autistic than this attempt at English?
Art imitates life
Who cause two world wars and putting plastic in the air again?
The israelites, what's your point?
I can't wait for Christianity to die off
Better not, because it is certain that christianity will continue after your "death".
Because it Star Wars it's supposed to show the Dark Side is a destructive power that will corrupt and destroy the user. Satan is a tempter and appears like a perfect being offering you anything you want in exchange for your soul, Satan's appearance is meant to evoke envy among other deadly sins.
Holy shit, another literal moron. Have you even read the fricking Bible you absolute leddit tear homosexual
Sins are just an invention by the ruling class to keep people docile and ambitionless? Wait you have envy and want to achieve the same? Nope. That's a sin. Care about looks? Want to improve yourself? Nope. Sin.
You realize Star Wars isn't influenced by Christianity, like, at all, right? It's basically Taoism.
B8
>Star Wars isn't influenced by Christianity, like, at all, right?
>Anakin is a virgin birth who is destined to destroy evil.
Um, okay.
>inb4 virgin birth is older than Christianity
He's probably a moron.
No, just fricking tired and now mildly embarrassed. That aside, the Star Wars universe, or at least that galaxy, is basically Taoist.
It was a mish-mash of different mythologies, not any one thing.
>Anakin is a virgin birth who is destined to destroy evil.
prequels
cringe
is a virgin birth who is destined to destroy evil.
No, he was born to bring balance to the force, so he was always destined to be evil since there only a couple of sith and a ton of jedi, balance meant killing a lot of jedi.
Can't believe you guys still get filtered by baby's first space opera.
But demons are ugly.
Satan is the Father of Lies he only appears handsome you fricking moron
appearing attractive is being attractive, moran
No moron he only appears to be handome to moronic mortals like (You)
like a woman who puts on some make up, they're bangable, that's all that matters is you look attractive, idiot, that's attractiveness
Where the frick in the Bible does it say that demons are beautiful lol I swear to God I don’t know who is more moronic, you because you are actually moronic, or me for responding to this post
pick up a bible, and actually read it
before i throttle you with that hefty tome, you sinner frick
Yeah nice source there you absolute homosexual
>picrel
>you
>Where the frick in the Bible does it say that demons are beautiful
There are a lot of statements out there which say that angels are gross looking. That's why they say, "Be Not Afraid."
It is, but George clearly expected a Western audience to draw the Christianity connection.
Angels as biblically described are bizarre looking and would absolutely be terrifying in real life. Just type in biblically accurate angels. But that doesn’t answer my question about demons. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that demons are beautiful. If you are implying that because angels are hideous so therefore demons must be beautiful then that is the dumbest fricking take I have heard in a long time. Obviously you have never read and actually studied the Bible. To study the Bible you have to study history. To you understand the Bible you have to understand the time of the Old Testament and the New Testament. It is obvious your Bible knowledge comes from little bits of things you pick up here and there on the Internet and in movies/tv. You have spit on your heritage like a good little goy
>Angels as biblically described are bizarre looking and would absolutely be terrifying in real life.
not all pf them moron
That's why I said inb4 but I don't think George had much in mind because he's a shit writer.
Superficially and in the sense of "baby's first." There's not much depth to anything in Star Wars.
It's a John Milton thing from Paradise Lost
2 Corinthians
11 Wherefore? because I love you not? God knoweth.
12 But what I do, that I will do, that I may cut off occasion from them which desire occasion; that wherein they glory, they may be found even as we.
13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
16 I say again, Let no man think me a fool; if otherwise, yet as a fool receive me, that I may boast myself a little.
17 That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord, but as it were foolishly, in this confidence of boasting.
If you guys aren't saved go watch Pastor Anderson's the Bible Way to Heaven on youtube:
The more verses you spam the more truer it is
Sorry, don't want to listen to some heathen spouting falsehoods
First of all it does it mean what you think it means about Satan. Correctly interpreting that we’ll take a Strongs concordance and a lot of effort. But none of that matters because you are answering a question that I did not ask. I specifically asked where in the Bible it says that demons are beautiful. Demons. Not Satan. Demons. You are a fricking moron and should be embarrassed.
>Christian mythology demons like satan are drop dead gorgeous motherfrickers
A snake/dragon is gorgeous to you...?
a israeliteel encrested bipedal is gorgeous
Yeah, the Red Dragon himself, what a hunk...(?)
you define beauty by things you want to frick because there is no beauty within you. ape.
is he pissing on that angel?
It’s like drugs
Quick and easy but takes a toll on your body and mind
Because Star Wars is straightforward good and bad myth for kids to learn right and wrong. You show kids that doing evil makes you ugly it gives them an easy visible indicator of a conceptual thing.
A Felicia Day sex doll. Hope she doesn't sue.
Star Wars has gorgeous demons too.
>Says this when Dooku is a thing
He never went full darkside. When you've succumbed to it to the point Palpatine had, then you'll start seeing real change.
Palps only looked like that because mace dindu made him zap his own face.
dooku shouldnt have been a sith and know palpatine, he shouldve been a rogue jedi helping the cis to divide the galaxy and fight a sith controlled senate, with a green lightsaber and deleting yhat last scene of him with sidious you couldve done it without changing much
>He never went full darkside
Then what's this, then?
I'd say it's pretty safe to say Dooku went all-in on the dark side. I mean, even Vader wasn't throwing around force lightning.
>why does the dark side turn everyone ugly
it doesnt?
Did the Dark Side give her cancer
no
>bald ayy lmao
>not ugly
youu are possibly a gay anon
and you're a confirmed gay.
Looks who's talking.
Sexy voice can make you forgive a lot.
>why does the darkside turn everyone ugly in Star Wars
It doesn’t. It only does that in non-canon vidya like KOTOR. Vader was ugly because he got burned up by lava. Palpatine was ugly because his force lightning got reflected back onto his face by Windu. Watch the movies.
The EU is better than the movies, and Kotor 2 is the pinnacle
Holy based.
>The EU is better than the movies, and Kotor 2 is the pinnacle
I think Episode 3 was the perfect stopping point and everything after is made by evil brothermasons
No, that's bullshit retcon that Lucas came up with at the last second. Luke, Anakin and Mace Windu all got hit with lightning and didn't turn into ghouls.
Something to do with hate and anger. You see emotions often express themselves in physical ways, some say facial expressions are part of this but we have no evidence for that at this time.
dark side is cooler, don't care how ugly it makes you
>Angels are pretty
Lucifer was pretty in non canonical works. Not much description is actually given to how Demons look but considering they are fallen angels they are probably not conventionally beautiful.
its not the Darkside its the dark side magic that turns sith ugly
Palpatine was fricked up by his own force lightning/dark energy being redirected at him by windu
MY MOVIE MY RULES Black person
>makes a kino trilogy praised for generations
>shits on it with prequels
>prostitutes it out to an evil child manipulating entity
>retires a millionaire
>all while making a bunch npcs and manchildren cry.
Based Lucas. Man is my hero.
>Mythology
Your virginity is showing