>Be me >Accidentally woken up on human space arc by glitch >Decide to wake up sexiest woman on the ship >She immediately wants to wake up another guy >Looks like I gotta kill this one too now
Why does the man not simply force himself on the woman? What's she gonna do, call the space police?
And then what? Unless he spends a day breaking her down, and then another week acclimatizing her to him, more rape, then he will have to worry about a knife in his back or her locking herself away and choosing to starve to death.
That... is actually a real possibility. Some inky frick could do that in a bid to create his own hyper harem but that would probably be futile since all the men who know how to the run the operations would be dead.
after she discovered that he woke her it should have turned into a space horror, with him hunting and raping her, then throwing her out of the airlock. then he turns to another pod with a qt in it and starts to open it. roll credits. kino.
there's a youtube video where a film editor explains really well how this movie failed because of poor editing and story structure. there's a good story in this movie but the end product is just completely out of order.
Swapping the first and second acts would be such an improvement on its own with no more editing. I remember there being pretty strong hints from the bartender robot but I don't think he ever explicitly states what has already happened. Start when she walks into the atrium and then go back to the beginning once the bartender finally does blow it.
Larson >>In a week the whole ship was infested by fungus
Jesus that pic.
Im literally atm fighting athletes foot - god damn public swimming pools - and you can fricking feel it in you feet and it makes your feet stink.
Im at day 5 of rubbing antifungal cream on my feet and symptoms are now all gone, but i still have to do it 2 weeks.
I dont get how someone ignores stinky hot and itchy feet so long that nails are infected. Its literally just antifungal cream to fix it - like wtf?
Looks more like she broke it and just didn't want to pull it off and have a big bloody red spot there so is waiting for it to die (the nail), but I'm not a Doctor.
the movie would have been 100 times better if she eventually, after forgiving him, finds a locked room with hundreds of female bodies, showing he has been doing his little lonely puppy act before
She falls in love with him and they spend many happy days together, until one uneventful day when she finds a wing of capsules empty, and a nearby closet where dozens of other women are dead and rotting. Roll credits.
I never understood why they didn't just wake up 150-200 people to help run the ship, cause obviously it's not autonomous enough. It'd be like a little village and nobody would be alone.
What the hell are 200 nobodies gonna be able to fix? He tried to get into the room to wake up the crew but couldn't. Watch it again but this time don't look at your phone.
Because he would be robbing them of their lives on the new planet. You know; the major fricking reason she was mad at him for waking her up? Maybe next time pay attention to the movie you’re watching. Just a thought.
Because he's not a rapist.
Normal people don't all of a sudden develop a rape fetish just because we are in a scenario where it would be easy to get away with.
They still do it even with the consequences. A rapist is gonna rape.
The law has never stopped me from doing anything I truly want to try to accomplish.
The other side to that is without consequences I’m free to do what I want, namely to surgically castrate pig rapists with dull butter knives. Funny how that works right?
What is it about Jennifer Lawrence that is so appealing? She's so average and sometimes ugly or unappealing at times but at the same time she can seem absolutely stunning. I understand there is some appeal in "attainability" but that can't be all of it, there is just something about her that screams "female to mate and have babies with" that is visceral.
>he's so average and sometimes ugly or unappealing at times >there is just something about her that screams "female to mate and have babies with" that is visceral.
She's attractive all the time, you're just moronic.
>decides to wake up qt >picks fricking pig ugly jennifer lawrence >turns out she's just as much of a b***h c**t as she looks
Most unrealistic part of the movie is him choosing this ugly c**t
>>what are interviews >>what is social media
I've always liked her in interviews. Seems fun and friendly, easy to get along with. Probably a good person to costar with.
>wake up early on colony ship >decide to wake up a chick to be your new Eve >literally thousands of chicks to choose from >pick JLaw
Most unrealistic part of this shit
Yes he didn't wake a person up just to have sex. He woke a person up because he was going crazy from isolation. He could have picked a man if their interviews appealed to him, but the attraction combined with the fact that he just wanted some other person at all made him pick that women.
>Why does the man not simply force himself on the woman
He could, but that's not what he wants. He wants companionship, not someone that will hate him.
honestly would have made for a better movie. Like we start with her POV and how Chris "saved" her after her pod "malfunctioned". Cue meet-cute but all attempts at romance get shut down by her. Now it's a slasher type movie where in the end she dies and Chris goes through the files to find another cutie to thaw out of cryosleep.
>Be me
>Accidentally woken up on human space arc by glitch
>Decide to wake up sexiest woman on the ship
>She immediately wants to wake up another guy
>Looks like I gotta kill this one too now
And then what? Unless he spends a day breaking her down, and then another week acclimatizing her to him, more rape, then he will have to worry about a knife in his back or her locking herself away and choosing to starve to death.
Oh and didnt they need to fix the ship?
Kill her? Then when you want more puss go crack open a new one.
Eventually he will fall asleep and she will kill him. Roll credits.
With what? Her hair brush?
Just lock her up before going to sleep?
Stockholm syndrome will protect you.
You can tell a bitter chud made this image
t. womynist
Bruh, that's what human relationships were like for thousands of years.
With communities to enforce. Hed be alone in this instance.
I would kill every man on that ship
That... is actually a real possibility. Some inky frick could do that in a bid to create his own hyper harem but that would probably be futile since all the men who know how to the run the operations would be dead.
So what
Frick the operations
after she discovered that he woke her it should have turned into a space horror, with him hunting and raping her, then throwing her out of the airlock. then he turns to another pod with a qt in it and starts to open it. roll credits. kino.
that actually sounds like a pretty good movie
He wanted a companion and potential love interest. That kinda goes out the window after you rape someone.
Then they shouldve had a dog on board. Women are for rape.
>a potential love interest
Not necessarily, especially without a society around to tell the girl that she didn’t enjoy the rape.
there's a youtube video where a film editor explains really well how this movie failed because of poor editing and story structure. there's a good story in this movie but the end product is just completely out of order.
There’s a fanedit that has the movie start with Lawrence’s character waking up.
Swapping the first and second acts would be such an improvement on its own with no more editing. I remember there being pretty strong hints from the bartender robot but I don't think he ever explicitly states what has already happened. Start when she walks into the atrium and then go back to the beginning once the bartender finally does blow it.
Might be good, if the whole story wasn't so rapey.
>wake up Jennifer Lawrence
>eventually get tired of her shit
>she has an "accident" and dies
>wake up another female passenger
>it's Brie Larson
>it's Brie Larson
Jesus that’s some downgrade mate.
That's the joke.jpg
I know who he should have woken up.
Sydney Sweeney, I would groom her for Laurence Fishbourne wiener
>eventually get tired of her shit
>she has an "accident" and dies
>wake up another female passenger
>it's amber heard
>have her shit on me
>Cheese Larson
>In a week the whole ship was infested by fungus.
Damn
Larson
>>In a week the whole ship was infested by fungus
Jesus that pic.
Im literally atm fighting athletes foot - god damn public swimming pools - and you can fricking feel it in you feet and it makes your feet stink.
Im at day 5 of rubbing antifungal cream on my feet and symptoms are now all gone, but i still have to do it 2 weeks.
I dont get how someone ignores stinky hot and itchy feet so long that nails are infected. Its literally just antifungal cream to fix it - like wtf?
>Its literally just antifungal cream to fix it
How much did you pay for it?
Looks more like she broke it and just didn't want to pull it off and have a big bloody red spot there so is waiting for it to die (the nail), but I'm not a Doctor.
>Ship is overwhelmed by a fungus.
>Immediately tries to kill self
He should have woken up like, 5-7 women all at once. Then they'd all fight over him like in one of my harem mangas.
the movie would have been 100 times better if she eventually, after forgiving him, finds a locked room with hundreds of female bodies, showing he has been doing his little lonely puppy act before
She falls in love with him and they spend many happy days together, until one uneventful day when she finds a wing of capsules empty, and a nearby closet where dozens of other women are dead and rotting. Roll credits.
I never understood why they didn't just wake up 150-200 people to help run the ship, cause obviously it's not autonomous enough. It'd be like a little village and nobody would be alone.
are you a normie or something? why would you want other people ruining your spaceship?
What the hell are 200 nobodies gonna be able to fix? He tried to get into the room to wake up the crew but couldn't. Watch it again but this time don't look at your phone.
Because he would be robbing them of their lives on the new planet. You know; the major fricking reason she was mad at him for waking her up? Maybe next time pay attention to the movie you’re watching. Just a thought.
Because he's not a rapist.
Normal people don't all of a sudden develop a rape fetish just because we are in a scenario where it would be easy to get away with.
Not true. Most people would do a lot of "messed up shit" if they didn't have to suffer consequences. You think they just made up laws for funsies?
They still do it even with the consequences. A rapist is gonna rape.
The law has never stopped me from doing anything I truly want to try to accomplish.
The other side to that is without consequences I’m free to do what I want, namely to surgically castrate pig rapists with dull butter knives. Funny how that works right?
Big talk but if you aren't doing it already you're probably not going to have the balls to do it in some weird no punishment scenario.
>be me
>stuck awake alone in spaceship
>wake up the first 6ft anthro girl I see
because not everybody is a crazy incel chud/some 3rd world ahmed without any moral compass/impulse control
Harvey has seen her butthole.
Why is there no female sexbots in the future something went wrong?
"Just rape her," said the Devil, "no one will ever know," he said.
"I will know," I said.
What is it about Jennifer Lawrence that is so appealing? She's so average and sometimes ugly or unappealing at times but at the same time she can seem absolutely stunning. I understand there is some appeal in "attainability" but that can't be all of it, there is just something about her that screams "female to mate and have babies with" that is visceral.
>he's so average and sometimes ugly or unappealing at times
>there is just something about her that screams "female to mate and have babies with" that is visceral.
She's attractive all the time, you're just moronic.
>decides to wake up qt
>picks fricking pig ugly jennifer lawrence
>turns out she's just as much of a b***h c**t as she looks
Most unrealistic part of the movie is him choosing this ugly c**t
I thought she was more beautiful in this movie than any other movie.
I think the only time she was decent looking was in the first hunger games.
I think her personality makes her even uglier
>I think her personality makes her even uglier
Her personality? Have you met her before? What was she like?
>what are interviews
>what is social media
>>what are interviews
>>what is social media
I've always liked her in interviews. Seems fun and friendly, easy to get along with. Probably a good person to costar with.
>wake up early on colony ship
>decide to wake up a chick to be your new Eve
>literally thousands of chicks to choose from
>pick JLaw
Most unrealistic part of this shit
Because rape is the most heckin evil thing ever!
gross
He fell in love with her while watching her interviews. He didn´t just want to bang her, he wanted to have an actual relationship with her.
Yes he didn't wake a person up just to have sex. He woke a person up because he was going crazy from isolation. He could have picked a man if their interviews appealed to him, but the attraction combined with the fact that he just wanted some other person at all made him pick that women.
>Why does the man not simply force himself on the woman
He could, but that's not what he wants. He wants companionship, not someone that will hate him.
Heard that the OG ending has Chris Prat dying in the end and JL is left alone and basically makes the same decision to wake someone up.
honestly would have made for a better movie. Like we start with her POV and how Chris "saved" her after her pod "malfunctioned". Cue meet-cute but all attempts at romance get shut down by her. Now it's a slasher type movie where in the end she dies and Chris goes through the files to find another cutie to thaw out of cryosleep.