Why does this look like some porn parody? Wtf were they thinking? Why on earth would a high school student dress like that?
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Why does this look like some porn parody? Wtf were they thinking?
>Why on earth would a high school student dress like that?
Like what you virgin fricking chode?
>he thinks hs girls dont bawd it out
I don't know what kind of high school you guys went to that girl would reveal that much skin, maybe that's an american thing.
BRO why are you complaining about how American high school students dress when you're not American.
MJ in Spider Man 1 was more conservative than your average girl from my school lmao
I'm not op
back to your /ftl/ zoomie thread, little bud.
This. So sick of this board being filled with fricking foreigners.
They're obsessed with America, their hearts and souls are here even if their bodies are in some shithole.
Did you even live through the early 00s? What the frick are you talking about?
I'm an American and I blame American schools for making me so horny I flunked out.
Swim was the worst. I went to a pretty nice school with fairly wealthy kids. The girls were thin and hot and wore bikinis. Jesus Christ I'd never been so turned on in my life.
Wish I could go back. I'd feel and look like a criminal now.
Yes, America. it's terrible here.
>Encourage girls to dress sexy
>Also encourage girls to be neurotic about sex
America is so crazy, why can't we just be a truly sex-positive society instead of this weird amalgamation of liberated and puritan.
I wonder if the Romans thought the same thing.
People are moronic
LatinAmerican here, and girls wore much much less to high school. Your average TikTok prostitute, basically. MJ is how the cute shy nerdy girl would dress
I grew up in Germany in the 2000's and the trend was wearing leggings, no skirt or anything to cover up, just leggings with visible thongs. Never been so horny in my life.
Yep. When I was in HS a third of the girls would get thongs, and some were bawdy. Low hanging jeans with thongs. Any 6/10 would fire me like nothing else has done when something fell from they desk and they reached...
>that much skin
We have a time traveler from the 1880s over here. That pic is fricking tame even by 1920s standard.
Don't go to France, your mind will explode.
Better than some mulatto looking like a scruffy c**t in your woker-man movies
low rise jeans and midriff were in style. it was a better time
attractive ypipo were in style. it was a better time
They did dress like that in the 2000s.
>IS THAT.. IS THAT A HECKIN MIDRIFF?
>AAAAAHHHHHH SAVE ME MUHAMMAD
2000s were truly horrible. Zendaya may not be as hot as Kirsten but at least she looks, dresses and acts like a real hs student. Raimi's MJ is a classic example of female objectification for the male gaze
dumb homosexual
Gen Aleph/zoomer girls are dressing like this again
But the very oldest gen alpha kids are only turning 14 this year.
See
It's all low rise pajama pants and croptop shirts
>low rise pajama pants and croptop shirts
Perfect for groping which SHOULD NOT be a crime.
>Wtf were they thinking?
"Shapely, pendulous young breasts, pale and implicitly freckled"
I live in a wealthy liberal town that probably abandoned its dress code ages ago for sexism and the girl leaving high school either look like they rolled out of bed and left the house (usually ugly too) or they're going straight from school to work the corner.
>it's NY in the fall, so I'll wear a big wooly thing to not be cold. But I need to keep my tummy and decolletage as exposed as possible.
This is a very authentically woman thought process, and it helped immerse me in the film
Real life looks like a parody of itself.
I never realized how much of a shallow b***h MJ was. Peter deserved way better
spider man 1
>dates chad (flash)
>dates rich guy (harry)
spider man 2
>dates rich guy again (JJ's astronaut son)
>dates rich guy again (JJ's astronaut son)
you forgot
>ditches him at the altar the moment she finds out Peter is a literal superhero
Looks great.
>my friend group was literally like guys behind mj except not fat
Let's see Zendaya's trotting
women used to be so beautiful
They still are, they're just whoring on Instagram and TikTok instead of taking acting classes.
What's OP's problem.
dios mio
He's Zendaya
Comparing a promo pic with perfect artifical lightning and photoshop taken by a professional to a regular pic taken by some bum
Very boomer-esque
Okay Zendaya.
Why did they make the ugliest girl there Mary Jane?
NNNNO NOT LIKE THAT
Damn, most actors really are tiny people. Franco is only 5’10” or so.
Yeah everyone should be wearing designer clothes, impeccably clean and look like they were dressed by a stylist. That's more immersive
I miss the low cut days. nice flat tummies. easy finger slide to the private region. now it's all about fat people and onlyfans
So much this.
Used to be able to walk into any bar, check the ladies, kick back with the locals and have a good time. I could shoot a wink across the bar and say "ladies, looking good tonight!" And that'd be all you need to guarantee yourself a nice pair of low cut jeans to dine into every night. I'm talking fingerblasting easy 10s any night I wanted. Nowadays you gotta ask for their pronouns and if they're vegan before you approach anyone, and you'll get called a transphobe just because you're not into dudes with wigs on. The West is fricked.
>tfw OP never knew the feel of Jennifer coming to school in a bra and a transparent shirt
It was a better era. We boys were less moronic too because we couldn't sit up most times and do bad shit because of our hard-on.
The past WAS better, it's not nostalgia.
Yes and not. Girls were prettier and dressed bawdtier (but weren't that loose in actions).
But... lots more acne. I mean, A LOT more. Even pretty girls had pizza faces.
It was and it was not. In the 90's we had all the good of modern stuff without all the bad of social media and mobile phones. We got bored, and acutally did stuff, but you could play any cool game. I loved to play Dinasty warriors with samish age family, and later one the battleground games. Pure bliss. You could do moronic stuff and not be the global laughinstock. Hell, I remember the shitty flash stuff we watched, early 2000s stuff, it was pure soul because no one was getting rich with that stuff. And you had hope, something no zoomer or alpha generations knows... In part is nostalgia, but I wouldn't trade an infancy in the late 80's to 90's to what the new generations have to put with. The only stuff infected with marxism were the unis, the hs teachers only wanted to end the class and go home, not preaching for ghey stuff.
We know you didn't suffer. We zoomers have to worry about our student loans and overpriced rent. God I wish I was born in the 90s
So did we. It's not new. Nothing is new. Pandemic? Old news from the 1910s. Woke shit? 1920s/30s normies were obsessed with gays and transvestites.
The zoomies of my country don't have student debts neither.
How many times do you think Flash Thompson creampied MJ during highschool in that movie?
stop watching porn op
>Why on earth would a high school student dress like that?
I know right? no visible tattoos, arms covered and wearing a bra? not at all like real high school students
A zoomer sees a girl at a healthy weight and a small amount of exposed skin and has a panic attack: a thread.