Why does this sappy bullshit get jerked off so much?

Why does this sappy bullshit get jerked off so much?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normies still have emotions about getting old and dying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you touch yourself at night.

      You're such a macho man.

      Before 2014 or so people had this thing called "sincerity" and didn't view all media through a cynical ironic lens.

      /co/mblr strikes once again

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you touch yourself at night.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't call it sappy. It's a great way to show their life together really fast. They only ever had each other making his wife's death even more brutal because now he was just completely alone. It was a fantastic way to introduce Carl and his motivations for the film. Personally I think the movie gets super boring when they just start walking the house to the waterfall. Feel like this entire aspect of the movie could have been reworked. It's so fricking slow and unfunny. I don't get why they didn't make the bird the bad guy instead of the old frick who really should have been dead by that point or atleast unable to do most of the shit he does.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you understand? A cute bird would NEVER do that...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hey didn't make the bird the bad guy
      Some dumb bird isn't going to make for a very interesting antagonist

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emotional bait/manipulation

    BAWWWW WE CANT HAVE KIDS
    BAWWWW MY WIFES DEAD
    BAWWWW IM OLD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a really reductive way of looking at it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Works for Rick and Morty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BAWWWW some annoying fat kid won’t get off my lawn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol that kid is a self insert from the Elemental director chink

        Works for Rick and Morty

        nbody takes R&M seriously

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nbody takes R&M seriously
          Nobody except the show itself after its second season.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OP takes Rick and Morty seriously

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We get it you're a virgin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This + the fact that it has next to no weight on the rest of the story and the film turns into typical wacky disney shit as soon as it's done manipulating the audience into thinking the film has le heart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >+ the fact that it has next to no weight on the rest of the story and the film
        yeah, it's not like the protagonist needs to learn to love again, realize he can help kids that are not his own and that family is an adventure on its own
        totally not a theme of this movie or anything

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >love again
          Love a little Asian boy?
          >realize he can help kids
          He worked selling balloons to kids, prett sure he loved kids and helped them lots, he was grumpy because the fat mongoloid annoyed him, not because he hated kids.
          >family is an adventure on its own
          That's a terrible lesson. Her one dream was to travel and he couldn't take her anywhere once. Good thing they couldn't have kids, or they would live in abject poverty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're such a macho man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's an anon thinks pretending not to have emotions makes him look cool episode
      It's okay, we've all been there. Most of us outgrew it in our late teens, though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're such a macho man.

        Before 2014 or so people had this thing called "sincerity" and didn't view all media through a cynical ironic lens.

        >you don't like thing?
        >WOOOOOOOW YOU MUST THINK YOURE SO SPECIAL ARENT YOU COOL YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES
        When did redditors start posting en masse?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before 2014 or so people had this thing called "sincerity" and didn't view all media through a cynical ironic lens.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because people are dumb. It's literal emotional manipulation: they're trying to make you care about a character you don't know or care about with a fricking montage. And this isn't even the worst part of the movie. The characters are shit, the story is shit, the writing is shit, the visuals are subpar. It's incredibly dumb, derivative and boring. The only good part about it are the first 5 minutes when they're still kids. I would have watched a wacky cartoon about two kids flying a house to the Amazon to rescue their hero. Frick is Up garbage, wold watch the Cars trilogy 3 times rather than watch this shit again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all storytelling is emotional manipulation

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to a Christian University and they played this whole scene in chapel on Valentine's Day cutting it before the low point as a please fall in love and get married kind of thing. Daily chapel was mandatory. But it made me feel like shit because I was genuinely trying my hardest to score my first date and was surrounded by kind cuties who wouldn't give me the time of day past pleasantries. I asked a few girls out over the course of that Uni but never got that date. In retrospect those Christian bastards using this scene for emotional manipulation during a daily religious ceremony that I was not allowed to skip was fricking evil. I'm fricking pissed about it because it's a genuinely beautiful scene tainted for me and they raped it to their agenda by cutting the most important part. You're also a heartless bastard if you can't see the beauty in who Carl and Elli were for each other. Frick you OP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the kind of post that would be at the top of a youtube comment section.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Spending a rich, full life with an unconditionally loving soulmate
    Reminder: You will never have this.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, why people think moronic shit for babies shit like megamind is good?

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