Why does Tony hate LotR? What would the rest of the Illuminati think about it. >Reed. >Namor. >Strange

Why does Tony hate LotR? What would the rest of the Illuminati think about it
>Reed
>Namor
>Strange
>Xavier
>Blackagar
plus
>Doom
>Batman

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume the writer was virtue signaling because some other shithead on Twitter that week said Tolkien was racist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people who made that claim only have seen the Peter Jackson movies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh sometimes you can just dislike a classic. I read all of Journey to the West and loved it. Tried Romance of the Three Kingdoms being told it was just as good and a "defacto classic" and IMO it chodes dick and a seven year old could write better paragraphs. I know its partially a translation thing, but there is zero reason every other paragraphs have 5-7 people subjects and 4 locations.

      >X, Y and Z went to 1 to meet with A who was landowner of 2, and brother of B. They appointed Y and Z to guard captain and replaced C lord of 3. They pushed hard into 2 beating back D. However, in a flurry of blows Z was slain in front of Y.

      Literally every other paragraph.

      You are probably right though and its some modern comic writer PC reason.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >science guy hates fantasy

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the supervillains in the setting is a huge LotR nerd

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tony's an Arthurian snob.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cap is canonically a fan

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fantasy, he's a sci fi guy

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien made more than LotR. And it all sucked except for the Silmarillion.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the Silmarillion kinda goes to shit after Unnumbered Tears.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just the trope of scientist guy hates magic and mythology. Reed is this way at times as well. I liked Bendis' idea of Tony pursuing magic. Maybe at some point he could make a suit that assists with magic like Dr Doom. The Midnight Suns game has Tony express an interest in learning about magic to deal with the crazy shit around him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scientist guy hates magic and mythology
      how does that make sense when fricking Thor is his team

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scientists want everything to be empirically understandable and reproducible, which usually goes against the nature of magic
        Also to him, Thor might as well be a sufficiently advanced alien

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how does that make sense when fricking Thor is his team
        Thor isn't that big of an issue because he rarely does anything magical and 99% of the time is just a strong guy with a hammer, a better example would be guys like Dr. Strange, Doom, Loki and other folks who actively use magic and who Tony constantly works with/against.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a vague feeling Tony might elaborate on his Tolkien hate on an uncopped version of this page

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind he doesn't say shit, you can keep speculating

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sees graffiti that looks like Theban
    >Blames Tolkien

    What did he mean by this?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee why would the weapon mongering industrialist hate the books critiquing war mongering industrialism

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Tony is basically the Saruman of his world, of course he doesn't like Lotr.

      https://i.imgur.com/LHkF0KX.jpg

      Why does Tony hate LotR? What would the rest of the Illuminati think about it
      >Reed
      >Namor
      >Strange
      >Xavier
      >Blackagar
      plus
      >Doom
      >Batman

      Doom would likely like Sauron. He's canonically a Star Trek fan though.

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