Why doesn't Andy own any merchandise of her?

Why doesn't Andy own any merchandise of her?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her design is shit, nothing to do with her race. All the designs in the “fake” movie suck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing to do with her race.
      lol

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop looking at the bottom half of her legs and comparing them to a Zaku's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are right.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you guys actually had any female character toys??? Princess Leia was probably the only one I can actually think of and it was her in disguise from ROJ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How many of you guys actually had any female character toys??
      Never had one lol but I always wanted a Xena figure that I saw at a toy store once. Was embarrassed to ask my parents for it because a) it's a lewd toy more or less, and b) it can be seen as a doll. So in my childish mind I thought I would be seen as a pervert or a homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your childish mind was right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a Gwen Tennyson/Lucky Girl toy I kept in my underwear sometimes while I slept

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a few but not many.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a few of the Exo Squad girls. Also some female GIJOEs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had Leia in her Endor scout gear and chick from Star Trek that my father bought me even though I never asked for it. She was romulan I think, the toy was cool even though I never cared about Trek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I didn't actually have any female toys lol, I would just imagine any female character I needed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I owned Baroness from G.I. Joe, the Pink Ranger from Power Rangers(so my Green Ranger could get laid), I had the Invisible Woman, since you can't have the Fantastic Four without her. I also had a Mary Jane figure that came with a Spider-Man in a Toys R Us set called "Famous Couples," and would play with certain female characters. Just as long as they were acceptable for me to own for whatever reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't had any action figures, but I had Sailor Moon merchandise
      To be fair though, I didn't had the money to buy more action figures other than the protagonist of any show I was currently invested in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed playing with my sister's Barbies and probably would have been happy with a girl action figure is she was a cool knight or something but they were all shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was disappointed I didn't have an April toy until I got the news van she came with, but she was a green variant. Also I had 3 Janines. This one had some pantsu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Princess Leia was initially undershipped with the Power of the Force line because Kenner thought no-one would buy her. Demand for Leia was ridiculously high though because everyone knew you couldn't have proper Star Wars adventures without Han, Luke, Leia and Chewbacca. That was something that was pretty unique about Star Wars specifically at the time.

      No-one gives a shit about any of the new characters for Lightyear. They all suck and they have generic Gears of War character designs. Not to mention that Buzz Lightyear's name is the title of the fricking movie and they go out of their way to make him just as uninteresting as all their new OCs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was never a fan of human toys as a kid, I was obsessed with animal figures instead. It was like my own little version of Pokemon where I wanted to collect as many species of animals as possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's fun

        Would you buy a toy of that? screams shelf dust worse than Rey and Rose Tico

        i would for the helmet, i like the mark 2 eva

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Teela from He-man, Jinx from G.I. Joe.

      Starwars, I had that Leia and the Jabba's Prisoner Leia.

      Also Kenner Alien Queen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say most kids I knew growing up had at least one girl action figure, if only for the boy action figures to save. If you had a sister, you'd have at least a couple because your parents would buy some for her to be fair since they were buying you figures, and she'd of course never want them and they'd become yours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had all the Bionicle sets as a kid, including both versions of Gali, Macku, Hahli, both versions of Nokama, and Roodaka.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >quick change the subject!
      You will never be a real woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dunno i only played with dinosaurs frick people lame as shit humans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had LEGO minifigs of Wonder Woman, Catwoman, and Poison Ivy as a kid. Also had a female civilian from one of those City camper van set. Do they count? The other minifigs I had were all male because LEGO was sexist for some reason.

      >captcha - NWGRR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From the top of my head, the female Bionicle toa (Gahli, Nokama, Hahli), Princesses Dot and Atta from a Bug’s Life, Bo Pep from Toy Story and the red Beetleborg (though when I first got it I liked to pretend it was a male). Hell, this makes me want to go browse through my old toy collection just to find out, but they’re all stored away in some relative’s house house somewhere. Ah well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a Scarlett that came with a big pack of GI Joe's I got back in the day, and a yellow power ranger from a happy meal, can't remember having any other female characters as a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a Daisy amiibo does that count?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >female transformers, or at least Blackarachnia and Airazor
      >Bionicles, because who the frick can tell the difference?
      >Probably more, but I can't remember

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she was marketed towards girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      girls want feminine toys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Molly and her peers would rather buy Barbie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmaoing at anyone thinking that figure would be on store shelves in 1995.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because toys of female characters from boy franchises aren't made. Remember how Marvel and Hasbro refused to make toys of female characters from the MCU until people complain ? Also she didn't exist in the 90s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember how Marvel and Hasbro refused to make toys of female characters from the MCU until people complain
      They still linger in the bargain bin. I don't think i've ever seen a single Black Widow figure leave that limbo.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's fated to be a shelfwarmer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do they do with the toys that simply aren't going to sell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They throw them way or sell them for a penny

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pushed into a giant shredder, like Star Wars.

        Oh, you think I'm joking? twitter.com/i3SIZoznYt They literally just shoved pallet after pallet of star wars merchandise into this big ass shredder. Just tearing a bunch of plastic apart because even fricking liquidation stores do not want to touch this thing. Tens of thousands of dollars on pallets over 8 feet high around them just being shoved into a giant industrial death pit because fricking NOBODY wanted it after the shitshow that was Last Jedi.

        She'll end up in there same as all the Ghostbusters 2016 merch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your link doesn't work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sell them in bulk to discount stores.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never understand how people use restock toys as evidence of Star Wars failing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >restock
        lol they wish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not familiar with the 'bouquet of Roses', huh? Those toys sold so horribly they had to get inventive to reduce stock.

        https://www.entertainmentearth.com/product/HSC3735DOZ?id=CO-408272913

        There were also versions that mixed them in with real roses.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Unless someone returns their order, we're really sold out. We have seen some wonderful and inspired customs involving head-swaps from Marvel Legends and other 6-inch action figure lines, so Rose is getting some use as the basis for a number of cool custom action figures.
          At least something is being done with them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pushed into a giant shredder, like Star Wars.

      Oh, you think I'm joking? twitter.com/i3SIZoznYt They literally just shoved pallet after pallet of star wars merchandise into this big ass shredder. Just tearing a bunch of plastic apart because even fricking liquidation stores do not want to touch this thing. Tens of thousands of dollars on pallets over 8 feet high around them just being shoved into a giant industrial death pit because fricking NOBODY wanted it after the shitshow that was Last Jedi.

      She'll end up in there same as all the Ghostbusters 2016 merch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there was ghostbuster toys?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, massive deluxe playsets and plushies and collectable figures and the whole nine yards. Sold like horse shit. Ironically that might lead to them being worth money a few decades down the line.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the ridiculous levels of cope when that movie bombed. It was legendary and it never actually ended.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What kinds of kids would watch that movie and let alone ask their parents to buy them those awful toys?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            adults. Adults want those kind of toys, for collecting. Then some kids may want it, little kids may get surprisely into some movies when really young

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Adults want those kind of toys
              Not that toy

      • 2 years ago
        Lolabunnysimp

        I remember getting the Lego set. I lost of the minifgures and destroyed the car as soon as I built it because i was pretty careless when it comes to Legos.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The same reason he didn't technically own a Ms. Potato head toy, but his sister did?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That armor in those colours is boring and the helmet is just bad.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the Lightyear movie is a meta movie that is currently showing in realtime in the Toy Story Universe

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They still don't make as many female action figures as male.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn’t have any of the cast from Woody’s show either and he was Andy’s favorite. Maybe Andy just only cares about the MCs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Woody an old toy?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        woody was a hand me down yes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does the buzz toy look nothing like the movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Andy got the Dollar Store knock off Zubb Spaceday

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cool suits wasted on awful and boring characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hos is this a cool suit? It's completely boring. I mean, dark brown, really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they look cool with their helmets on
        if you like grunts, you'd understand

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The question is: would Cinemaphile buy this toy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother asking a question you know the answer to?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In-universe, either only Buzz and Zurg where releases as figures (With vastly different designs to the movie) or no one bought the others and doubled down on Buzz with new gimmicks..
    State of Buzz's toyline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think according to the director's COPE lore:

      >Buzz's actual toy design was only slightly based off the movie, and it blew up. Then they made the animated TV show (Star Command) based on the toys (???)
      >Sox apparently was extremely popular in the 90s and thats why Andy didn't own one

      It really just falls apart when they start trying to make sense of this bullshit.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes a chud

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Andy is a racist.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well it was the 90's there's a good chance they didn't bother to make any toys of her

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She ugly

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why doesn't Andy own any merchandise of her?
    Same reason why he doesn't own the robo-cat, it's all bullshit

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate my generation's writers. They have this idiotic circular logic where it's like "oh, I made a retcon to something that's been around for 25 years that I didn't create, that means it's always been this way, and you have to accept it because I'm holding the speaking stick."

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it really is a shame that "girl toys" dont sell. i had some really neat invisible woman toys a cool wonder woman toy, but largely there werent very many cool femme hero toys. i always pretended some of the bionicles were girls, especially the hot blue one who actually was a girl

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you buy a toy of that? screams shelf dust worse than Rey and Rose Tico

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's that dead eye thousand yard Anime stare. Why doesn't she look human like Buzz?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all girl characters
      >and hux

      large laughter on my part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boys don't like dolls and girls think star wars is stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the force is female, chud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huxbros… is our boy the equivalent of a useless female character?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes. i am straight, and yet i love hux. therefor, hux is a woman.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sh looks like a Space Marine

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is her armor brown? Isn't that kinda raycist to segregate white's uniforms from blacks uniforms?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't paid attention to it because "diznee shit lol" but the movie is supposed to be the original movie that Andy saw but there was also a weird (not seen) 90's cartoon adaptation and that's what Andy's Buzz toy came from?

    a bit convoluted don't you think?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, convoluted and completely unnecessary, but somehow the deluded Pixar writers felt the need to justify the movie's existence that way.

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