There's gotta be some kinda middle ground between adorkable weirdo female character and stuffy, eye rolling denmother female character. I sincerely hope we find her sooner than later.
Yeah. It's called a determined yet flawed heroine who overcomes her struggles with hard work and making use to the skills she does have and is all the while motivated by a strong cause and desire for something greater than herself.
Literally caused the king to go nuts and become the bad guy because she needed to get her grandpa's shitty wish granted.
Magnifico was narcissistic and a little paranoid, but the dude built his own kingdom after a traumatic childhood and was doing a pretty decent job until the teenage b***h started causing trouble.
>Beloved Husband, don't use the dark magic book, it will make you insane! >We must use this special oil to read the dark magic book without going insane, Crippled Kitchen Wench.
>Beloved Husband, don't use the dark magic book, it will make you insane! >We must use this special oil to read the dark magic book without going insane, Crippled Kitchen Wench.
it's funny how posts mocking the movie are more entertaining than the movie itself
>People willingly give their wish into the keeping of the king >Even get a chance to have it granted >Even if he never chooses their wish they get to live in a peaceful, prosperous, happy fricking utopia where even a senile old frick like Asha's grandfather has no worse issues in his life than being le sad that his vague ass wish didn't get picked
Frick you frick off
The citizens willingly give him their wish and basically enter a lottery hoping it gets granted. He doesn't discover the ability to absorb power from them until confronting Asha at home. The only person visually affected by giving up a wish is the Sleepy member of the Not-Dwarfs entourage; the rest of the town seems to be getting along just fine.
They live there for fricking free in a multiracial clean, prosperous utopia where the people that give their dreams up don't even remember them and maybe have a vague sense of malaise, which is what people in the real world have anyway when they're unfulfilled working at McDonalds.
The idea is way too fricking abstract and high brow for a Disney movie even when they had better artists/writers. They can't even write likable heroines now
>he comes asking for their help in discovering a potential threat to the kingdom >they immediately ask to have more wishes granted >he retreats to his tower, aggravated by the peasantry >his Villain Song is basically an upbeat pop tune wanting some goddamn respect
Jesus frick, it's like he was the only character with any kind of common sense.
There was literally nothing stopping him from just returning the wishes he didn't feel like granting, rather than leaving the people he didn't want to help dreamless and generally depressed for the rest of their lives.
I feel this should have been a love story with her & the King, while the Queen betrays the king & goes straight up evil so she can steal the wishes for herself
Or, maybe, she sees that Magnifico and the queen were already siphoning power from wishes, which affected the townsfolk. Basically anything other than what we got would make for a better story.
Grandpa's wish was to perform on the street or something.
If he was dumb enough to believe he couldn't just grab a guitar, step outside and do it then he deserves to die without it getting granted.
Work hard? No! I deserve to have my vague wish granted and done for me. Make my dream video game. Write my dream novel. Do it all for me. I'm the idea guy.
why was it so hard to make the king truly evil?
like have him feed wishes to the evil book so he is able to keep using magic or some bs shit like that?
and storywise, whats stopping other citizens from having more than one dream?
Unlike Tiana whose movie was also a mess but was carried by Facilier and 2D animation, Asha got stuck in a bad movie whose redeeming qualities got left behind in the production cycle
Half assed attempt to make the frames look picture book-esque like in Puss in Boots. The final product looks like it had something go wrong during rendering instead
I don't get why people are acting like this and Spider-verse have GOOD animation. They're bright flashy and colorful but the actual movement, you know the animation, looks like it's missing every third frame.
She is not even a moor, the artists said they based her design on a Moroccan tribe that lives in the desert. They had a paid cultural advisor and still got things badly wrong.
At this point, frick "cultural advisors". Frick "authenticity". It's all fiction anyways. Have Italians eat cornbread and tropical rainforests grow in the Middle East. Whatever looks good or serves the story.
It's a job that only exists due to ESG. It's one of those useless jobs that doesn't need to exist like communist countries like Venezuela and the USSR have/had.
It's beyond moronic how many downright useless jobs exist. And I'm not talking about jobs like disaster specialists or telemarketers. I mean people who are only at the front desk to make the front of the company look good. It's such a an insulting position. Capitalism should be striving to eliminate empty positions. If I'm going to have to work, my work should at least have some practical application.
she cute
Who's Asha
her movie sucks and she just isn't a good character
>Mankind must kill the benevolent provider to mature.
Her movie was 2deep4u.
>Mankind must kill the benevolent provider to mature.
>after that they need another benevolent provider.
why did Disney decide one of the main poster shots for their movie should be of her cringing in reaction to the star?
"Adorkable"
There's gotta be some kinda middle ground between adorkable weirdo female character and stuffy, eye rolling denmother female character. I sincerely hope we find her sooner than later.
Yeah. It's called a determined yet flawed heroine who overcomes her struggles with hard work and making use to the skills she does have and is all the while motivated by a strong cause and desire for something greater than herself.
It really made no sense to me, why did they think that would sell their movie?
She didn't even get many lewds
A disgrace of the whole Disney princessdom
Literally caused the king to go nuts and become the bad guy because she needed to get her grandpa's shitty wish granted.
Magnifico was narcissistic and a little paranoid, but the dude built his own kingdom after a traumatic childhood and was doing a pretty decent job until the teenage b***h started causing trouble.
>My subjects are gonna overthrow me!
>You're being paranoid King Magnifico, we're going to overthrow you for being so paranoid
>Beloved Husband, don't use the dark magic book, it will make you insane!
>We must use this special oil to read the dark magic book without going insane, Crippled Kitchen Wench.
it's funny how posts mocking the movie are more entertaining than the movie itself
>villain is literally stealing people's dreams therefre is the villain
this is not a difficult text to interpret anon
>People willingly give their wish into the keeping of the king
>Even get a chance to have it granted
>Even if he never chooses their wish they get to live in a peaceful, prosperous, happy fricking utopia where even a senile old frick like Asha's grandfather has no worse issues in his life than being le sad that his vague ass wish didn't get picked
Frick you frick off
The citizens willingly give him their wish and basically enter a lottery hoping it gets granted. He doesn't discover the ability to absorb power from them until confronting Asha at home. The only person visually affected by giving up a wish is the Sleepy member of the Not-Dwarfs entourage; the rest of the town seems to be getting along just fine.
They live there for fricking free in a multiracial clean, prosperous utopia where the people that give their dreams up don't even remember them and maybe have a vague sense of malaise, which is what people in the real world have anyway when they're unfulfilled working at McDonalds.
The idea is way too fricking abstract and high brow for a Disney movie even when they had better artists/writers. They can't even write likable heroines now
>he also let them stay in the kingdom he built for free and not taxing them like most kings typically would
somehow he's the "bad guy".
>he comes asking for their help in discovering a potential threat to the kingdom
>they immediately ask to have more wishes granted
>he retreats to his tower, aggravated by the peasantry
>his Villain Song is basically an upbeat pop tune wanting some goddamn respect
Jesus frick, it's like he was the only character with any kind of common sense.
There was literally nothing stopping him from just returning the wishes he didn't feel like granting, rather than leaving the people he didn't want to help dreamless and generally depressed for the rest of their lives.
there was nothing stopping them from getting their own fricking dreams fullfilled, or from getting new dreams
She‘s too quircky.
Murderably so.
Ugly, forced pandering, dumb movie
If you don't gimme dose gibs on my first day on the job I'll launch a coup against your kingdom you fricking white male!
She didn't even GET the job before asking. Then she goes on to sing about being young, careless, and knowing that she's right anyway.
The woketard animators and Jennifer Lee thought they made a sympathetic and heroic heroin.
they were high on heroin
>muh jennifer lee
go frick your sister, frozenhomosexual
Jennifer Lee is who killed Disney animation, homosexual.
I feel this should have been a love story with her & the King, while the Queen betrays the king & goes straight up evil so she can steal the wishes for herself
Or, maybe, she sees that Magnifico and the queen were already siphoning power from wishes, which affected the townsfolk. Basically anything other than what we got would make for a better story.
Mid brown le quirky protag, people are getting tired of this trope
Grandpa's wish was to perform on the street or something.
If he was dumb enough to believe he couldn't just grab a guitar, step outside and do it then he deserves to die without it getting granted.
Work hard? No! I deserve to have my vague wish granted and done for me. Make my dream video game. Write my dream novel. Do it all for me. I'm the idea guy.
why was it so hard to make the king truly evil?
like have him feed wishes to the evil book so he is able to keep using magic or some bs shit like that?
and storywise, whats stopping other citizens from having more than one dream?
Unlike Tiana whose movie was also a mess but was carried by Facilier and 2D animation, Asha got stuck in a bad movie whose redeeming qualities got left behind in the production cycle
I hate her rag hair
Why is this movie animated like a shitty television spinoff series?
Half assed attempt to make the frames look picture book-esque like in Puss in Boots. The final product looks like it had something go wrong during rendering instead
This, instead of a storybook it just looks like they removed a couple of the final layers that they'd normally have in a regular disney movie.
Doesn't help that the way the actual characters are imposed on the screen just make the effect look even weirder.
I don't get why people are acting like this and Spider-verse have GOOD animation. They're bright flashy and colorful but the actual movement, you know the animation, looks like it's missing every third frame.
That’s called anime style, the kids are raised on the stuff.
Box braids are gross, not attractive or alluring. Her dress is boring. She's a copy-paste of Anna. Her pet has to wear a diaper.
She is not even a moor, the artists said they based her design on a Moroccan tribe that lives in the desert. They had a paid cultural advisor and still got things badly wrong.
At this point, frick "cultural advisors". Frick "authenticity". It's all fiction anyways. Have Italians eat cornbread and tropical rainforests grow in the Middle East. Whatever looks good or serves the story.
It's a job that only exists due to ESG. It's one of those useless jobs that doesn't need to exist like communist countries like Venezuela and the USSR have/had.
It's beyond moronic how many downright useless jobs exist. And I'm not talking about jobs like disaster specialists or telemarketers. I mean people who are only at the front desk to make the front of the company look good. It's such a an insulting position. Capitalism should be striving to eliminate empty positions. If I'm going to have to work, my work should at least have some practical application.