why doesn't Batman just shit on The Joker? get the clown so disgusted that he gives up crime in hopes he doesn't get any of Batman's Brown Bits on him again
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Gordon has gotton into scat now?
How long until watersports turn him on?
In what world do you live in where watersports is more extreme than a brown steamer?
Waterboarding with piss?
Water boarding with liquid fecal matter.
He can't take that risk, he might like it
Is he moronic?
Joker would take that as a victory, it's basically Bats admitting that he's lost it
alright what if Batman does it accidentally?
he's not losing it if he does it with a straight face
joker would be able to identify batman as bruce wayne by the smell of his shit
If he has prep time Batman can just put someone else's shit up his ass
I actually was thinking about this 2 days ago and wanted to make a thread myself...
Why did he turn into Freakazoid?
>Why won't Batman kill the Joker?
>Why won't Batman rape the Joker?
>Why won't Batman shit on the Joker?
>Why won't Batman, as Bruce Wayne, get voted as the new senator of Jersey, change the law to make it harsher for criminal deeds (along with making criminally insane held accountable) and include capital punishment on the absolutely incorrigible/insane/insanely incorrigible criminals (including the Joker)?
hahaha
>you want to know how much power he'd give up if he was to become governor?
anyway how many jobs would that bring him up to...depending on what you count it could be anywhere between 3 and 23
Because then he'd become the Batman who Shits.
Why doesn't he just cripple him so badly he can't do anything anymore?
some dumbest would put the Jokers brain in a robot body.
that or he would make other people act out his plan while he was paralyzed, like bullseye did to daredevil that one time...
frankly if joker died, the writers would still find some way to bring him back to bother batman. in Arkham Knight, the Joker was STONE COLD DEAD they even cremated is corpse in the intro and then what happened? he came back as a FRICKING hallucination
As long was the writes want to use him, Joker will find a way to bug Batman
I guess everyone realizes this is just plot armor by this point because even if Batman wouldn't kill the Joker, someone else in the DC Universe definitely would, but writers.
He'll, I honestly believe that Batman would go to great lengths to make sure Joker actually stays imprisoned, even if it means using dimensional pockets or some shit, since his danger is so great. But every time that happens or even if Joker IS dead, the writers just undo it.