seems like everyone I know thinks bill burr is fricking hilarious but he's never made me laugh even once. do I have a cold personality or is he just not funny?
why doesn't he make me laugh?
seems like everyone I know thinks bill burr is fricking hilarious but he's never made me laugh even once. do I have a cold personality or is he just not funny?
Chuds like you are homosexual like, i dunno?
Same. He's not funny.
you shmoked all dem shigarsh and didn't even call me
i recently saw him in my home state of florida and he kept doing these jokes about florida being full of hicks yet he was performing in an affluent area in ft lauderdale, basically a bunch of old israelites and argentinians and he was completely losing the crowd lol
He does that at the beginning of every show depending on where he is.
So he was trying to be too cool for the room intront of a bunch of people that weren't who he was targeting, and you and currently pretending to be too cool for the room yet were hanging out in an affluent area with a bunch of old israelites and argentinians.
You don't get to both be in the audience anon, and pretend like the audience weren't a bunch of gays.
you almost said something
Oh you want me to be more direct?
Anon is a gay who lives with his parents in a rich area of Florida full of old israelites and argentinians and wants to pretend to be greater then the sum of his parts.
He isn't, but he has that holier than thou attitude that comes from middle upper class teenage living.
Good for him but he comes off as a gay decrying the idiots going to the show that he himself is at.
god DAMN get off the frickin rag dude
He's a homosexual now and much of standup comedy is topical so watching old stuff might not hit like it would have before, but if you weren't laughing at him 8-10 years ago you definitely a cold autistic loser.
reddit tier aside but i saw two bus drivers talking once from their respective buses in the middle of the road and i yelled “get outta the pooool!” at them. they instantly knew what i meant and we laughed while the friend i was walking with was clueless. burr is funny when he’s not forced to have an opinion on something.
No, you are good anon, he’s not funny at all. Sam Hyde had a pretty good explanation of Bill Burr:
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>comedy must have a deeper meaning!
Sam is so gay now he just sits around and hates on everything
Thats the dumbest take i've ever heard about the matter. I don't know who this Sam dude is but he's pretty far off.
>Sam Hyde
>discussing comedy
>sjws am I right?
>cancel culture is so GAY right guys?
>my wife controls me btw black lives matter
Hahaha white women are shit. White people are so dumb and lame. Hahaha. White people are the worst they're so racist. Hahahhahaha.
>Also Bill: I'm so sick of racism.
Leftist. Moron.
His old podcast episodes would sometimes make me cry from laughing so hard.
Same, wish I could listen to those for the first time again. I thought he was the funniest person alive for a while there
the podcasts where he went on tour with virzi in canada or texas were so fricking funny. just two guys boozing their way across the country and getting into shit. i think his podcast isn't as funny anymore because he doesn't have funny stories to tell after becoming a dad. a good thing for him, just doesn't make for good comedy
That was when they told the story about how they would pretend to cry at restaurants while ordering food, right? Those were great. Yeah, Bill lost a lot of what made him funny when he got successful and married/kids. Jaded 40 year old Bill who slept on a futon was peak.
He hasn't been funny since 2012
I watched Jim Jefferies and Bill Burr 10 years ago. Then I got tired of their schtick.
Now I loathe stand-up.
It's probably the disgusting misogyny, I never found him funny either but I have respect for women so ymmv
did you ever hear him in the old days? he's definitely gotten much much worse
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
His wife tells him what to say, how to think, and who to be friends with
I think as big of a problem might be that Patrice O'Neal died, if you listen to old O&A shows it's clear that the comedians were keeping each other from turning cringe and he was the linchpin
The guy who was raising another man's child and letting his woman get fricked infront of him, total anon. O'Neal might've been funny but he died proud of owning a condo in an abandoned development in his 40's.
He was completely a real homie and great to hear but the fricking ball washing O&A fans like to give him is hilarious.
Good points all, he did not practice what he preached, so what?
I'm just saying, some of the cringey shit comics do nowadays, they would have mocked each other for ten years ago - I think they genuinely lived in fear of the disdain of their fellows
Bill Burr was willing to do a solo standup show on a bus for a world series ticket until Patrice O'Neal and friends talked him out of it - they all thought it was beneath his dignity, and they were right
>he did not practice what he preached, so what
Because that literally disproves your next point that
>they genuinely lived in fear of the disdain of their fellows
You aren't living in fear of something if you do something cringey and then get shit on for doing it, living in fear would be understanding you are doing something like that and stopping yourself from doing it before taking your trashing.
We've both watch enough O&A I'm sure we don't really need to start trading quotes at this point.
The comedians were funny, they weren't consistent, the ones who are most revered weren't particularly smart, but genuinely who cares because It's Raining Stuff is funny everytime.
>You aren't living in fear of something if you do something cringey and then get shit on for doing it, living in fear would be understanding you are doing something like that and stopping yourself from doing it before taking your trashing.
you're describing not being cringey in the first place
burr's account of the bus gig explicitly has him being shamed out of doing it, these people all have cringe instincts but their mockery kept each other funny for a while
then half of them moved to Hollywood and patrice died and now they all embarass themselves regularly
Can you recommend some please? Im trans btw should it matter.
Because he's rich and part of the elite now yet still want to act he's one of us. This motherfricker was baffled why normal people hate the billionaire Taylor Swift now and he defends her because she "won" against the corporation
Lewis Black but from BAHSTIN
You're autistic and don't understand humor as an actual form of communication or expression.
Fricking 300 lbs latino taking about india is 10x funnier than Bill butt
George lopez is good, better bill burr but not by that much lmao
oh boy Ivan is on to the 'shitting on non-racist comedians' cycle. Won't be long until you cry about Bill's wife and move on to the Carlin and Gillis assassination threads.
predictable as always ivan
>breaking out the "Russian" bogeyman again
There is active ruskie posters trying to sway the elation infavor of Trump
Really? You're going to try to use this excuse again?
You motherfrickers are truly pathetic pieces of shit.
>NOOO STOP NOTICING US NOOO
Ivan pls
Ok Ivan
You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to stop posting coal on Cinemaphile. Enjoy prison.
If burr doesn't make you laugh you are a homosexual. He has some of the best on the spot insults of all time. Telling Rogan he doesn't have the body type to rollersake because he's built like a gorrilla and his knuckles would drag.
So many hours on O&A just shitting on things with Patrice and Norton, take me back bros, I miss the good days.
>If burr doesn't make you laugh you are a homosexual
Bruh Bill Burr's fans are literal homosexuals. LGBTQ+ people sought refuge within the left movement and Burr is their moutpiece kek
Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests
Bill burr is an anti feminist red pilled comedian what are you on chud? The far right is so psychopathic these days
Welcome to whatever the frick we exist in anon. J.K.Rowling is 100% a classic British leftist who happens to draw the line at trannies. The extreme left holds her as a monster who must be wrong from her core, and the extreme right thinks she is based beyond belief.
Neither are right in reality but that isn't the point of the argument.
Jk Rowling is just annoying and doing the Qaron Rodgers bit of saying far right talking points to stay relevant in the media …JK Rowling knows deep down fantastic beats is a huge flop so she’s pivoting towards being anti trans
You aren't exactly wrong but that isn't the point anon.
She is being asked her "shocking" opinions because it generates her clicks and she is being asked about her "shocking" opinions because which ever media platform knows it will generate clicks.
It's two disingenuous entities using eachother for no other reason then to create temporary interest in the hope that it stands out from the 900 other outrageous stories of the day.
But if you scale it back and talk beyond five minutes with one of the targets of these articles you find a shockingly sane human, even if they happen to lean more left or right then you.
He's not funny. Self loathing "whites", like him, never are.
He only has like 2 good shows
Well you know what I've always said, comedy is subjective.
All comedians turn to shit after they have kids. Bill's only good joke is his apelike wife.
Bill burr 8 years ago was a legend. He still got it but it’s just more Dad vibes . Atleast He is not a chud
sounds like someone is still asshurt about their one bridge
Your brain has lost all plasticity. It's all joyless experience from now til the bitter end.
Today I will remind them.
THAT BILL IS A KEK
damn this is pretty damning evidence
morons
>Cinemaphile was wrong
In a way it's almost worse if he didn't get cucked, though
Imagine choosing to be with a black woman, freely, you weren't even weak and bullied into it
Black women are hot
Fricker you beat me to it.
He was funny but nothing new (or funny) since 2019.
I cannot comment on your personality
Just be yourself OP, you don't have to like stuff just because other people do
He speaks truth to power:
>Calls Rittenhouse a fricking idiot and moron. Makes fun of people who say he is a good guy.
>Says he went there deliberately to feel threatened so he could kill people.
>Makes fun of Rittenhouse's Mother driving him to the protest and says "You have to drop me two blocks away so my other racist friends don't see you grope me" in that silly voice he does.
>"I hope he never does a a 23 and me because with those big pouty lips he's not gonna like the results. Then he's gonna have to go down to the hideout knocking on the door saying 'Come on man I'm like 91% you' ", then he does a Hitler voice in reply "Unz Fuhrer only acceptz 100% Caucasian!!!!"
Aren't comedians supposed to be funny?
god you sound like the biggest fricking baby. i'm a fan and i don't even remember bits on the podcast like this
I literally copied it from another post on here.
Stop simping for your hero lol.
just as pathetic to be honest. i'm not even simping, i haven't liked a special from this guy for years but these threads are just the same morons seething because of his wife or something he said on a podcast years ago
It's in his special. He did a whole bit about Kyle Rittenhouse being a white supremacist nazi. It was dumb and probably egged on by his wife.
>blaming his wife for everything he does
typical
i mean, yeah? i thought that was common knowledge
First time I heard this story I lmao'd
He's the state approved comedian.
if you're some part of the O&A/Comedy Cellar/Cumtown/Rogan/bawds/Tim Dillon/YMH thing, you are probably a fan of something that is more to your taste and is way funnier to you than Burr
Burr yells a lot and is generally humorous, but he's rarely funny enough to force a laugh out of me.
Nope, i don't know why but for some reason with Trump it only adds fuel to the fire. He'll only get more popular
>but where does the racism thing come from?
Their imagination, like all of their insane narratives...
Aussie here.
Agreed, he isn't funny. He sounds like a dumb c**t.
Especially when he keeps saying "i could give a shit".
Aussie here.
Agreed, your a dumb c**t. Especially when you b***h about Bill Burr on Cinemaphile. I could give a shit about your opinion lmao.
You aren't an NPC
He went on Rogan and tried to shit on people walking around outside without a mask on lol
WHITE PPL, AMIRITE WE ARE SO AWFUL.
all the new york comedians are just sad as frick these days. a bunch of middle-aged guys trying to retrofit tight-ass woke politics into their world view and still be funny.
it's weird because Bill said recently that he actually has more trouble with people being offended by his "edgy" material in New York nowadays than in LA. he gets way more women heckling him there. I'm not from either so i don't know how it's changed over time
he isn't funny.
he wasn't funny before
he is less funny now
but he wasn't ever funny to me
he made normals laugh though
he also seems like a gay like he gets pissy at things very easily
Bill Burr is the great filter. If you like him, you have one idea of what humor is; if you don't, you have the other. If you think humor is meant to surprise or catch off guard or be clever or offer a new perspective on a familiar topic, you won't like Bill Burr. If you think expressing acceptable opinions with slightly less regard for politeness than usual is gut-bustingly funny, you'll love Bill Burr.
you sound like a bigger douche bag than Burr tbh
>itt: chud pissbaby seethe
I just don’t find him funny. He just whines relatably. I don’t care about his politics even a little he’s just not that good
You’re a try hard homosexual who needs to be punched in to submission.
I like him,but Louis CK is better
his podcast was often funny (i haven't listened in years so i don't know if it still is). however i never enjoyed his standup or F Is For Family.
None of the other old O&A regulars were funny either.
Neither was Stern. All of these degenerate hacks were just pushed because they represented the moronic sensibilities of israelite york and helped drive the last vestiges of American culture straight into the fricking gutter.
He used to be funny. I still think his very first comedy central special back in 2003 or whatever is his best work. He was still good over the years, but his latest special wasn't funny at all, and he seems to have completely lost his touch.
Not just you anon. I don't know anyone that find him funny at all.