Why doesn't Poison Ivy just start a Marijuana/Cocaine empire?
She could grow a field every single day
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Why doesn't Poison Ivy just start a Marijuana/Cocaine empire? She could grow a field every single day
Legitimately she’s not smart enough
Like, she knows a lot about plants, but she’s an utter bimbo otherwise
Because she doesn't want to get people high, she wants to kill them.
Because she wants to grow plants, not let people smoke them.
>Ivy grows new super opium
>people get addicted
>release new version that kills them
I mean, I'm an idiot, and that took me 5 seconds.
Goes to show what a moron Ivy must be, huh?
She hates farms. For destroying/replacing ecosystems and hurting (harvesting) plants.
That's basically how her plots work but she doesn't target normal people.
Sorry anon, redheads can't be eradicated if they breed.
She probably justifies whatever she takes by feeding the plant more than what she removes (like schizo calorie counters) and constantly sobbing as she takes every bite.
She probably just uses human bodies and chickenshit like everyone else.
She can't crap out enough to create useful manure.
Of all the characters you could reveal as actually being a cannibal, Ivy is probably the most justifiable.
She could insta kill anyone who has a plant seed in their digestive system
She's rarely that strong, her powers just get wildly exaggerated on occasion.
Anon, I am not talking about mind controlling everyone on the planet. All I am suggesting is her using her power to make a single fruit seed inside somebody's stomach to rapidly grow into a full tree killing the person in question instantly
A feat all versions of Ivy could do if she was more creative with her powers. Pamela simply does not have the tactical or creative mind to make most of plant control which is very potent power in right hand
Because she wants to kill all humans, not get them high. But I'm sure Kevin Smith and Seth Rogen would love to do a story about it anyway.
Now I want a Joker 2019-style Poison Ivy movie based off Weeds. Pam ends the movie with her skin dyed green from copper poisoning singing "It's not easy being green" in a padded cell.
Harvesting both by normal methods harms the plants and that's a no-no for her. Even if she did something like she's doing here, to her, that'd be plantspoitation.
Marihuana?!
She prefers the plants over people
She would never do this as people would be smoking the plants, which to her is like burning people alive.
It would be like Batman intentionally causing chaos and destruction to lure out the Joker.
Wouldn't grinding/burning plants go against her morals or some shit?
Swamp Thing apparently grows his own unique drug that seems to be designed as Alan Moore's dream drug.
It's also how he has sex. Swamp Thing, of course.
I really do wish we got more of Ivy being horny as frick and lusting after men these days. They've gone too far in making her a dyke with Harley, people forget that craving wiener is kind of an essential part of her character.
>She wouldn't want to hurt the plants by harvesting or consuming them
..So what does Ivy eat? Are they just going full plant mutant these days and having her photosynthesize?
She can't be against eating fruit, right? That stuff literally evolved to get things to eat it.
Suddenly have the uncomfortable mental image of Ivy using her own shit as fertilizer.
>It is called an arborloo and it is a well-established composting method!
i mean, she's meat just fine
she's only against eating plant
so, a revert PETA
But meat production requires even more plant death than just eating the plants directly. That makes zero sense.
She'd more likely start selling non-plant drugs
shrooms, (5-MeO-) DMT, LSD, benzofurans
She would have a new psychedelic branding angle too
She makes meat drugs
She can control fungal life too. At least a little bit but yeah she would not care about feelings of mushrooms
Ivy really is just such a terrible Batman villian. A city full of criminals with gimmicks through technology or intelligence but then you get Ivy who just uses magic to summon plants and sometimes murder some people.
>magic bad
>magic tech good