Why doesn't she just pop Homelander's head?
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Why doesn't she just pop Homelander's head?
Why doesn't she just pop Homelander's head?
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Because the showrunners are israeli.
>first post rentfree post
every time
Head too stronk
The power of calcium.
Because she's not sure she's strong enough to pop a meta as powerful as him. What if she tries and fails? Homelander throws her daughter in the sun and then rapes her with a chunk of the moon or something.
>a meta
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How would he know if she tried? If she did try and he felt something, how would he know it was her?
I think the logical answer is she tried, it didn't work and he didn't know.
He knows about her power, he might be too durable for her to succeed, and all it takes for him to notice the nose bleed and she's fricked.
he didn't know before, during the trial. Stop with this non sensical take, she just can't pop his head
Would you risk it? Taking a chance at not killing, but seriously pissing off, the most powerful creature in the universe?
she had trouble popping that other supe's head and Homelander is far stronger
This. And anything less than instant head popping and she’s dead
That was because she needed to see him to do so and he was moving her head away, not because it was ''hard''
she got a shot off and it only took off his jaw
because she could only see his jaw
Her first attempt only gave him a nosebleed
because she wasn't trying, it's a supe so she has to try 'harder' what makes homelander different?
>because she wasn't trying
Do you hear how fricking moronic you sound? She wasn't trying to kill him, just give him a nosebleed and expose her hill intentions?
>this person has different logical opinion on X thing than me, therefor them disagreeing with me makes them a moron
people like you are usually vaxxed
That said it's easy to understand: she wasn't trying because she thought she just needed the same small amount of force she needed to kill a normal human, but then she realized that it takes more force agaisnt a supe. She could totally pop him out in the after scene so i don't see what's your point.
You aren't disagreeing, you are fundamentally not comprehending what is happening. What do you think was happening that resulted in him getting a nosebleed?
You’re just writing fanfiction now.
Okay well if she needs to see someone homelander can just be fast and kill her.
not if he's sleeping... which he is. everyday. like everyone else....
she only made him bleed the first time. she didn't blow his head off right away. maybe it was because she couldn't
The nosebleeds proceed the head popping. Watch the scene with the CIA lady when she gets her head popped.
I want to live in her giant Arabian nose and jerk off all up in there
Homelander is invincible idiot
She has to touch a supe to frick them up it seems
What a stupid fricking superpower in the first place, played purely for shock value.
I think its fun
Thats because you're a zoomer who's been conditioned to have no standards
her superpower isn't to "pop heads" it's to explode anything she wants, like Kira's power in JoJo part 4. She just pops heads cuz it's easiest and safest way to kill someone
I bet there will be a scene where she tries really hard to pop him and he just smiles and nothing happens
or she tries so hard she ends up popping her own head
Or she tries too hard and poops herself L O L
if Homelander has x ray vision can he see the amount of poop thats in everyone
yes, his son too. His son could see his mom naked
lol and maybe she poops herself so hard some of it goes in Homelander's mouth that would be funny I think
What if there was poopoo on the camera hahaa
Why does this show waste Karl Urban so hard?
Homelander is literally the final villain, he won't be that easy to kill. She'll probably frick up her daughter with the V and dies by looking in the mirror to pop her own head. This show only kills off supporting characters.
Everyone is easy to kill unless you are brainlet. Take for example translucent. They tried the most asspull (no pun intended) way to kill it. In reality there are toxin that are super leathal to all living things. A dirty bomb with polonium will kill homelander and every superhero ever in boys universe. Sure you can say homelander will detect radioactive element and avoid it but this is asspull as well. How about TTX. Toxin that can kill you with only one gram splatered to your skin. Lets say homelander is super resistant and you have to soak him in it to die. It is still duable. Even if he is somehow being able to tank physical attacks he is carbon lifeform there are things that can easily kill him.
>just do [incredibly convoluted and difficult task]
yeah nice one moron. Here, have one on the house buddy! *flips you off whilst walking away and smoking a cigarette*
They got uncle sam funding. They drop 12 mils to save frenchie crack prostitute you think they can't get a super soaker full of TTX?
don't waste your breath on these capeshit fans.. they are living in a fantasy and don't want any of your logical facts, of course you are right, irl homelander would be impossible and would be dealt with easily by the government
You mispelled doable which is perfect because that’s exactly what your plan isn’t. Soaking him in TTX would be like soaking him in piss.
The show doesn't out right state it but there are a couple of issues with all of your plans. The baseline being nobody knows just how invulnerable he is, they can only guess. Secondly if he does require a lot of it how exactly would you administer it to him? He can kill you and fly far away way faster than you would be able to soak him in any kind of chemical. That's why they're looking for something incredibly powerful that can done in a single shot cause give him any openings and it's gg for your team.
She looks like Phin wolfhard
i liked her in Timeless.
Why don't butcher just laser up Homelander?
>hey homelander can I meet you to discuss your son, I would have a deal
>homelander comes, unaware that butcher has compound v or whatever its called
>butcher laser homelander and kills him
why can't it happen?
Homelander is basically invulnerable to any physical damage (as far as anyone knows). There's no guarantee that Butcher's laser eyes will affect him.
why don't butcher put sleeping drug in homelander coffee (he can ask starlight to do it) then as he is sleeping he laser him? like if it doesn't work homelander won't wake up so butcher won't be hurt
Homelander is like a shitty version of Superman who has insanely high drug and poison resistance.
In-universe A-Train needed a ton of heroin to kill Popclaw who was basically a C-Lister. What makes you think they could discretely druge Homelander?
idk just put a horse dosage in his coffee and that should do it
these people can turn humans into superheroes with a drug, but they can't find a drug to put homelander to sleep?
>put a horse dosage in his coffee
How do you deal with it when you need to add so much that it becomes noticeable?
>horse dosage
Homelander has super senses. He can smell your blood and adrenaline. He can hear heartbeats and conversations down the hall. He has x ray vision. He would be able to taste/smell anything you tried to put in his food.
So what you're saying is, Homelander - if he wanted to - could sniff Starlights Brapper just by standing near her?
What im saying is, he is already sniffing her brapper
Homelander is constantly smelling everyone's brapper at all times. That's why he's so angry
I'm saying when the time comes, we won't need to.
Why are esl shitskins allowed to type?
Homelander and Stormfront laser’s each other at full strength as a form of foreplay before fricking, you tell me why it wouldn’t work.
Homelander is so cool and all his scenes are great.
The Boys themselves suck so hard
Her face pisses me off so bad. She looks exactly like AOC.
not even close
look at that schnozz
I think that’s very much the point and the fact that it pisses you off makes me like her more.
Her Stand needs to remain in close range to do it, and his [Staying Alive] is fast enough to crush her skull instead once he realizes what she's doing.
Maybe she can't. If a nuclear bomb can't hurt him, what's to say another Supe can?
Frankly I think that’s part of the fun of the show. It’s not some comic where all the strengths and weaknesses are on a list for everyone.
Shit’s vague and murky and there’s always an uncertainty as to what effect will work on what. It makes things interesting and more grounded.
They’re basically saying Soldier Boy can remove peoples powers and make them normal somehow, like he did to The Female. I’m guessing they’re gonna try and get him to de-supe Homelander and kill him. Which I’m assuming will fail.
Why do these people hate white people so much?
t.a humble spic
Jews hate us because they ain't us. That's literally it.
You're projecting.
Insanely jealous and fearful of their superiors
it's always a good sign when there are no israelites
i hate people like that so much, they're white until it's not convenient for them
does she wear a prosthetic nose? that thing is something
I want to kiss and lick it
I want her to bury it in my ass
Everytime I see her on screen the literal ONLY thing I can focus on is her enormous israelite like nose, it engorges the screen, the entire focal point is that big ass nose
> he’s not nosepilled
> doesn’t get a raging erection just thinking about how her nostrils flare when she’s angry or tighten up when she smells something bad
> doesn’t imagine her nuzzling her nose to your own and nosedomming you
Imagine living in such ignorance. Literal dark age peasantry.
so what you are saying is that homelander can see any woman naked, the amount of shit in them, if they are on period, if they have a butt plug in, if they are shaved, what perfume they used on their pussy, are they wearing panties or string or nothing?
t. speedwatcher