Why doesn't the UK make good films any more?

Why doesn't the UK make good films any more?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw there will never be page 3 girls anymore
    and I'm not even British

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In March 2014 IPC Media announced that Nuts might soon cease publication after a 30-day consultation with staff.[7][8] Digital monthly sales of 8,776 (Jul-Dec 2013) suggested to industry observers that the magazine was not making a successful transition to an online platform.[4] The magazine's last issue was published on 29 April 2014.[9] Lucy Pinder, who was a regular model for Nuts, appeared on the cover of the last issue.

      >On 17 November 2015, Zoo announced that it would be suspending publication alongside that of fellow men's magazine FHM

      >Loaded magazine's closure was announced in late March 2015,[7] the last issue being for April of that year.

      >born just in time to experience the golden age of lads mags
      Honestly, the government and feminists should have been investing/subsidising that shit.
      >healthy introduction to porn for teenage boys/lesbians
      >nothing hardcore or pushing boundaries
      >every shoot had an accompanying interview to personalise the models and remind the reader that the girls were real people with individual personalities
      >every shoot was super safe and comfortable for the girls since any creepy staff would be booted immediately and no girl was ever pressured into doing anything she was uncomfortable with
      >girls retained 100% of their "assets" and could freely and easily move between different publications that were offering more money, or even set up their freelance services if they wanted
      >the shoots encouraged body positivity
      >the mags had lots of articles about safe sex and consent
      Imagine being a teenager now and your introduction to porn is seeing a troony take a shit on a methprostitute while the cameraman laughs at them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why were feminists against lads mags but are fine with only fans?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was tactical. They knew that they could majorly tank their sales by getting them banned from supermarkets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the hottest part of the sun? Page 3.
      A joke lost on British zoomers. Are culture is being destroyed piece by piece.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're Muslim now, No bewbs for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the hottest part of the sun? Page 3.
      A joke lost on British zoomers. Are culture is being destroyed piece by piece.

      >Tfw one of our tabloids have a Page 9
      >It's been at least a decade since the women starring on Page 9 had to be naked
      >Now men and fatso can be on Page 9
      It's disgusting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one of our Danish tabloids*

        For me:
        2 Sophie Howard
        9 Michelle Marsh
        8 Lucy Pinder

        Pinder was definitely fantastic.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We never did. Used to have great lads mags though. For me, it's Pinder.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off /misc/ spaz. Pinder was a fat cow and Britain made great films in the latte 60s to early 80s.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name 17, you guardian-reading poof.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Italian Job
          Oliver!
          Witchfinder General
          Kes
          The Railway Children
          Wicker Man
          Get Carter
          Straw Dogs
          Clockwork Orange
          Barry Lyndon
          Life of Brian
          The Long Good Friday
          Local Hero
          Withnail and I
          Naked
          Trainspotting
          Sexy Beast

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For me, it's Pinder.
      Have a (You) fellow man of culture

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember Keeley Hazell?
      She wisely invested all her Nuts/Page 3 money into buying up old, dilapidated London warehouses and converting them into studio apartments.
      She’s a multi, multi, multi millionaire now and she didn’t even have to do the trick of marrying a footballer.

      It was always a toss up between Lucy and Keeley for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still remember Lucy Pinder's introduction where she didn't go topless for a few months and they kept teasing if it was ever going to happen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still have the first topless shoot issue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to jack off furiously to Keeley back in 2005

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          can't believe 10 years later they release 4k pictures of her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post album

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her best shoot was that aristocratic/fancy dress one. She seems to have a good outlook on life though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >semi-naked
              Googling her will get them video of her sucking dick

              Sounds like grandma is trying to rape faster than eminem

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >grandma
              >means she will need to have children
              I'd still volunteer even now.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >being a prostitute is fiiiine
              >a good outlook on life
              Just a proto-OF prostitute
              If she was born 10 years later she'd be getting gangbanged online as we speak.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        her and Michelle Marsh are my big 3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >YNR Keeley's fake porn video

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same
        I'd say Keeley has the edge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keeley for me, but I can appreciate your choice anon.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The film industry in the UK is dead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie was filmed in London, idiot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and it was dogshit, gay boy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And it made a billion dollars, queef

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up yankoid

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's 50% paki now and films are haram.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me:
    2 Sophie Howard
    9 Michelle Marsh
    8 Lucy Pinder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 is the best looking one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her breasts defy gravity, too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good list. Hopefully the rest of those titlets have kysd by now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lucy pinder was my goat

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely miss nuts and zoo magazine 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did I ever tell you the story of the time the glamour models cost the firm that published Nuts £50,000 by trashing a villa Nuts had rented for them in Ibiza?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 is a real beautiful lady; )

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sophie howard is a mental health nurse now
    she's probably barely making 30k. i can be her sugar daddy, i don't care what she looks like now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you live where that’s not a decent wage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a decent wage but a woman like that needs money thrown at her. I make over double that and spend something like 20% of my monthly paycheque

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a decent wage but a woman like that needs money thrown at her
          Simp grindset

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Poorgay mindset

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SAAAARRRRR

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    roll..

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pinder and Marsh (front, sat on the floor) used to be very close friends.
    They fell out when Marsh married a footballer called Will Haining. Pinder wasn’t invited to the wedding. They haven’t spoken since.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least they have good slags right?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever? I thought they specialized in low budget but soulful sitcoms

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Keeley Hazell?
    She wisely invested all her Nuts/Page 3 money into buying up old, dilapidated London warehouses and converting them into studio apartments.
    She’s a multi, multi, multi millionaire now and she didn’t even have to do the trick of marrying a footballer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i could beat her up though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were my favourite Keeley. Please be my gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was Ted Lasso’s gf IRL for a bit. He even let her write season 3 episode 8.
        on the theme of writing:
        >Hazell's July 2024 memoir Everyone's Seen My breasts will be published by Grand Central Publishing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is doesn't matter how many bazillions she makes, we've all seen her sucking wiener and getting fricked by a black dude. That will live with her forever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the worst sextape ever was hers but not this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good for her! smart and beautiful is a dangerous combination

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >someone paid people who work for a living to make shitty flats and suck the lifeblood of people working for a living
      The fact that even a prostitute can do this should be scaring you, not impressing you that they didn't have to marry a footballer first.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all Indians and Arabs now

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In March 2014 IPC Media announced that Nuts might soon cease publication after a 30-day consultation with staff.[7][8] Digital monthly sales of 8,776 (Jul-Dec 2013) suggested to industry observers that the magazine was not making a successful transition to an online platform.[4] The magazine's last issue was published on 29 April 2014.[9] Lucy Pinder, who was a regular model for Nuts, appeared on the cover of the last issue.

    >On 17 November 2015, Zoo announced that it would be suspending publication alongside that of fellow men's magazine FHM

    >Loaded magazine's closure was announced in late March 2015,[7] the last issue being for April of that year.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why were feminists against lads mags but are fine with only fans?

      It was tactical. They knew that they could majorly tank their sales by getting them banned from supermarkets.

      There was a brief victory in 2015 that turned the tide. What happened?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy with the stabbings

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s an open secret that Lucy Pinder is lesbian, yes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proof?
      I'd like to see for myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In '06 I had a threeway with Pinder and Sophie Howard and its true Pinder spent most of it munching Sophs minge.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chad Nougat, is that you?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rolling

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy Pinder would get it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOGGED HARD BY SOPHIE HOWARD

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that vid of beth in her car all sweaty and shaking her breasts
      kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuck. Whats wrong with her face?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what are you talking about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looked her up and shes quite ugly. Has obesity with an ugly, manish face. All brit women do so idk what i expected tbh. Brit women have always aged like shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Here's the jeet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek what a fricking moron. Indian scum love pasty white, fat, uggos and a lot of brits are indian ya dumb nonce. Get some taste you islamic wiener sucking pedo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                low IQ jeets are seething because no one likes them

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s true. Even Kipling talked about it.

              >I am sick o' wastin' leather on these gritty pavin'-stones,
              >An' the blasted Henglish drizzle wakes the fever in my bones;
              >Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand,
              >An' they talks a lot o' lovin', but wot do they understand?
              >Beefy face an' grubby 'and --
              >Law! wot do they understand?
              >I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!
              >On the road to Mandalay . . .

              He was talking about British soldiers with yellow fever btw

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isnt their economy fricked? they got way worse problems now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as fricked as in the 70's and Britain was a kino factory back then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HNNNNGGGGGG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not any worse or better than any other EU nation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The UK isn't in the EU.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's the point you muppet. In or out made no difference.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. The EU is gay like you so take the willy out your mouth or don't post again.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why ruin a perfectly good belly button with a belly button piercing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat breasts and a negative derrière
      I'm sick and tired of this trope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not, I love it.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Britain culturally died in the 00's

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      source pls

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some Kay Parker movie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Taboo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Great series.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              %3D%3D

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >0:14

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This was my favorite scene in the French Dispatch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Summertime Saga

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP my goddess. Thank frick Vinegar Syndrome put some of her kinos on 4k, Blu-ray, and DVD.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her film with honey wilder is so so good

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why doesn't the UK make good films any more?
    So many of the creative industry issues that plague America basically likewise negatively effect the British creative industry.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's expensive and nobody has the money to pay or anyone to invest the money

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nil by mouth is kino

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it'll always be Gemma Atkinson.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i remember when people were saying this was mr.beans irl daughter kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mr beans gene pool

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bean pool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      POWER GIRL MOVIE WHEN?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The photo that saved the internet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember jerking it to her in that Red Alert 3 uniform with the short skirt, her accent was pure diamonds inducing every time she called you Commander.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From what I can tell, the ones who have left nude modelling totally behind never to return are:
    >Sam Cooke (now married to footballer Chris Smalling)
    >Michelle Haining (formerly Marsh, now married to ex-footballer Will Haining and has 4 kids.)
    >Sophie Monaghan (formerly Howard, deleted all her social media accounts and now is a supervisor/nurse in an OAPs home in Southport)
    >Lacey Banghard (turned down an offer to do x-rated content in the US, married a black British fella)
    >Lindsey Strutt (disappeared off the face of the earth for a decade, BUT she’s just divorced her fella and might need money)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In contrast, the ones still pumping out OnlyFans/MCG/PinupFiles content even though they’re in their mid 30s - early 40s
      >Pinder (couldn’t make a living as an actress despite her best efforts, started a fairly scammy OF 18 months ago where she shows very little)
      >Melissa Debling (got a decent boob job, refuses to join OF, only publishes content via her website)
      >Rhian Sugden (has an OF, may be about to disappear from public view because she’s having a kid after trying with IVF for a decade. Appeared on a channel 4 documentary last year saying she regrets nothing about Page 3/Nuts and that it was the time of her life)
      >Kitty Lea (@Miss_KL on socials/OF. Tried and failed to make it as a professional DJ. Has crank theories about chemtrails and the like)
      >Joey Fisher (only started doing the lads mags and page 3 right before the end. Has appeared as a stripper/pole dancer in a few medium budget tv shows and movies. Earns £50,000 p/m from her OF)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Earns £50,000 p/m from her OF)
        It amazes me that Only Fans is a thing what with all the porn there is so easily & freely available and how it provides nothing special. I guess some men are just going to simp.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The overt availability of everything is why it's a thing. Porn is really impersonal and dating apps are a minefield.
          Of is basically paying a model to pretend she's your long distance gf. It's kind of pathetic but that's the world we live in now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Porn is really impersona
            >pretend she's your long distance gf. It's kind of pathetic

            That is, ultimately, the problem. People can use porn and detach from it. Cams and OF have a veneer of connection. It's false but the people paying for it have tricked themselves, or don't want to, see it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's love for you. there are millions of free prostitutes out there, and actual prostitutes for cheap, but they just gotta have the one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So there're no pinder pussy pics out there?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >where she shows very little
        Delusional slags just don't get it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deleted all her social media accounts and now is a supervisor/nurse in an OAPs home in Southport
      >best one gets worse ending
      feels bad man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monaghan (formerly Howard, deleted all her social media accounts and now is a supervisor/nurse in an OAPs home in Southport)
      i could have saved her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saved her from what? She's happy doing what she's doing. Fun fact, did you know she had/has an autoimmune disease?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is anywhere really making good films or TV shows any more? It seems like the last 10-15 years have been a endless tsunami of shit, with good things being the exception and the bar for good having been lowered.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Globohomosexual controls their media

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sophie Howard, what a dream.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just supply cast and crew instead.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucy is unstoppable

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no money and creativity's fricking dead anyway

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oof.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HIPPA

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its british tabloids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there's a SHITE in the percolator!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I remember images like this and other was used to be posted by shitskins on Cinemaphile to pwn the Brits, what a stupid board

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were mocking the Brits low IQ tabloids. Pretty obvious unless you're a bongistani.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how he's 16, in school, and still described as a 'workshy father-of-two'. Being a writer for the Sport must've been a dream job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dud is 16
      >father of two
      >mum is supposedly 29
      make it make sense lmao what kind of pikey shit is this

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whomst.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not a single tattoo or piercing in sight
    Take me back, bros.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where do Brits keep all their qts like her? All I ever see from bong land is slags

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angland can kiss my ass

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy large breasts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's that advertising / warning-against?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bashing the missus around after England inevitably lose a football match

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Researchers have observed that the number of domestic abuse reports rose by 26% when the English national team won or drew and increased by 38% when the national team lost.
          >England wins
          >I smack the missus
          >England loses
          >I smack the missus

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh 'eck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The reality is
            >domestic abuse rises when shitheads drink more
            >shitheads drink more when England plays
            >shitheads drink even MORE when England loses
            Shithead pissheads are one of the banes of this fricking country.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what's that? you say he's an emotionally unstable drunkard that becomes implausibly angry when men he's never met kick a child's toy around in some grass in a way that upsets him?
            >I shall marry him, and stick with him no matter what 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe she should SHUT THE FRICK UP THEN!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If my team loses, so my family does.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jimmy Carr's joke about hitting your wife being like keying your own car is more effective than

          I enjoy large breasts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        John Player Special cigarettes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when Ngubu doesn't score some fackin goals, missus gets it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >26% raise even when they win
          Based brits, you can't not love them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's the source for those figures? Seems like it is going to be one of those things that if you look into it the sample size will be tiny, there will bunch of asterisks, and it was gathered with biases.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >source: wives of Norf FC fans

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw Nigel restrained himself today and only beat me when England lost
          gonna treat him to some jellied eels for dinner

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If those figures are not bullshit then surely there must be similar figures for other countries. Like what's the rate going to be in Italy, Australia etc.?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The figures are bullshit, there's no source, it's just men enjoying something and women not getting attention out of it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does that mean more men in general commit domestic violence or that those that do commit domestic violence are more likely to flip?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the cross on her face. Did her husband get angry and decide to put fake tan on her face?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Couldve sworn the brit flag was white with a red cross for the longest time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >brit flag is english flag
          >*scottish screeching*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Presumably it is the English flag but, the colouring is obviously not perfect and it is confusing regardless bruises are not going to look like that. Probably some twat marketing executive thinking it is was profound and powerful.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >film gets bigger and better with each sequel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was she in piranha 3D?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and she was perfectly fine in it and should have got more parts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 is perfection

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but she went from dating trad-signaling symmetric Chads like Tim Tebow to roided Black folk as she gained that weight.
      It retroactively ruins it, like Game of Thrones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gains weight
        >starts dating black guys
        Wait... is the "built" meme real?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That guy exaggerates probably to fuel some cuck fantasies, she dated 1 mixed black dude afaik. I understand not wanting her back after that but that's it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is the Lara Croft they kept from us.
      I'm still mad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've probably shot more loads to her than any other woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly how women are supposed to develop. A slight weight gain from skinny to chubby from their early 20s onward.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Those fappening leaks with her bf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >big muscles
        >big wiener
        So why does he seem so zesty? Somewhat womanly despite being the direct physical opposite

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          actually at full mast there. sad but true.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nevertheless, these guys seem like a cousin to trannies and I can't understand why

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has the UK made a good film ever? Also, rolling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paddington 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Octopussy

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did Britain stop being so soulful?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      early 2010's, same with most places. the last decade has been terrible in basically every way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Around the same time as the US. The early-2010s when all you get now in entertainment and the related politics began.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Social media, smartphones & 08 crash/Occupy Wall street infiltration

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Monty Pythonizing of Britain which is very cynical and anti-God. Britain was never the same after the 1970s.Anglos were famous for Stiff Upper Lip and faith in things getting better. All that changed.

      The immigration influx, British Whites feeling impending doom, every leader they have becoming Indian or Pakistani. Not sure about the future. At least in 2006 they had the Ladmag culture and Lucy Pinder.

      Death of Queen Elizabeth feeling like the End Credits of the British Empire and every White person heard this song going to sleep

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's remarkable how even in a pic that has nothing but 8s,9s, and 10s, virtually everyone is going for girl 8 and 9. And they say beauty is subjective

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If by "beauty" you mean love for booba, then sure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're also prettier

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, 2 is the prettiest then 7 and 9

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is number 1?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are number 6.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All western media is designed to make men weak and empower women as corporate citizens. Simple as.
    Just saw a commercial where the camera pans over Ryan Gosling (advertises he's shirtless) like he's Megan Fox. Emily Blunt has alien hands.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sophie Howard had the best natural breasts of all time, prove me wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That moronic Czech girl, Lucie Wilde
      Post-pregnancy Anri Okita
      Peruse boobpedia and write a python script to cross-reference their lists of "natural", "large areolas", "lactating", and then sort those in descending order by a variable that's the difference between their cup size and band size linked across sister sizes and exclude those with too large of a band size to filter out all the slamhogs for all I care.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pics or you remain proven wrong anon, I guarantee no one had breasts like her along with everything else

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm saying you're lazy, anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have failed to prove me wrong, I am hardly going to fricking prove myself wrong am I?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > I am hardly going to fricking prove myself wrong am I?
              Because you don't seem to be interested in the truth. I and another anon have given multiple examples of better natural breasts.
              I have laid out a systematic way to find top contenders for best of all time.
              This isn't about arguing or proving you wrong, it's about cluing you into better breasts.

              >gains weight
              >starts dating black guys
              Wait... is the "built" meme real?

              It is. With one of my exes the race of dudes that hit on her changed as she lost weight.

              That guy exaggerates probably to fuel some cuck fantasies, she dated 1 mixed black dude afaik. I understand not wanting her back after that but that's it.

              Yeah he's much lighter-skinned than I remembered and it looks like only one, plus I assumed that trend of architecting continued. I've seen it enough times. Now she's with a white guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karina Hart
      Yulia Nova
      September Carrino
      Lorna Morgan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iga Wyrwal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She never played Power Girl

        Frick this gay Earth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We live in the worst timeline.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just istening.

    %3D%3D

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ass like a child

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cheryl Baker would get it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Alex Clark-0reob4by
      She's fat now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gonna jack off to this pic tomorrow

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why tomorrow? Is that how you honor the sabbath over there or something?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm doing something tomorrow morning and can't be bothered showing and i don't want to smell like cum because i edge and cum hard

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    19 years ago magazines proudly proclaimed "18 and already perfect!"

    What happened?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You reap what you sow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone noticed how pedo-ish that shit was. What's so hard to understand?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pedo is prepubescent. Being attracted to someone specifically due to them having a level of development of a secondary sexual trait that puts them far into the right side of the distribution is the opposite of pedo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Daily/Sunday Sport had a countdown to Linsey Dawn Mckenzie's topless shots at 16.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Daily/Sunday Sport had a countdown to Linsey Dawn Mckenzie's topless shots at 16.

      (almost) nobody was actually shagging e-girls even back then, but boomers used to joke about hot underage girls all the time.
      now you read the comment sections of old rock songs where the singer's female interest is 17 and it's full of outraged gays calling it creepy

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roll

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironic question, why do brit girls always seem to have great fat breasts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't though. Look at Keira Knightley, Natalie Dormer and Karen Gillan.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COR BLIMEY MBUTU WHAT A GOAL!!! FACKIN' ELL SUSAN COME OVA HERE TIME FOR CELEBRATORY SMACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just some banter but b***hes don't get it

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got back from London literally 2 hours ago. Britbongs, how the frick do you survive there? I bought a simple breakfast and it turned out to cost like 35 USD. Took the train like 20 minutes and it cost another 10 USD. A coffee from Greggs was like 4 USD. What the frick is with the cost of living for everything there?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Our overlords are taking the piss and everyone just takes it

      >I bought a simple breakfast and it turned out to cost like 35 USD.
      That still sounds very expensive, what did you have?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A full English breakfast with a drink, I guess it was a relatively nice restaurant, nothing crazy fancy, but I was pretty shocked at the prices still

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is still very expensive. Did you get it in a restaurant in the City of London, Knightsbridge or Mayfair or something?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon I've been charged that for a burger in a shithole in America, did you expect it to be free? Go to a cafe and it would be a fiver

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhh

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The days of Pinder, Howard, Marsh and Hazell were really the best. I’m glad I grew up with that wanking material

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8>5>2>7>9>3>0>1>4>6
    Do not (You) me.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lads remember cleavage Thursday with the Roy cropper twitter account. So far ahead of its time for those onlyfans chicks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember soccer am with the catwalk thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She's 18
        >CORRRRRRRRRRRR PERFECT AGE!! PERFECT AGE!
        It was of its time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly wonder when the change happened and that was a no go

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It naturally built up over time with the charlotte church stuff, cancelling of page 3, and actual nonce stuff that came out

            But there was a concerted and premeditated attack on "Lad Culture" since the 90's

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Man_(gender_stereotype)

            Basically like a lot of what the left do is when they couldnt beat it they joined it and then co-opted it.

            Its why you get all the soft uni types who are very PC who now represent "lad culture" through the media

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Its why you get all the soft uni types who are very PC who now represent "lad culture" through the media
              I noticed that years ago with shit like the ladbible, it ends up being run by middle aged left-wing women

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I noticed that years ago with shit like the ladbible, it ends up being run by middle aged left-wing women
                Yes. The worst is correctly and specifically targeted the "football Youtube community" knowing it is where it will have the most impact on men
                >copa90
                >Tifo football
                >HITC Sevens
                >The Club
                >The Kickoff
                >Thogden
                >Sidemen
                All of it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They had Pinder on it.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's liek a shower of slags

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should try a shower with water, pajeet

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It was early Jennifer metcalfe in hollyoaks

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could have saved her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now a black cab driver. Decent living nowhere near like it used to be but she isnt in poverty

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not talking about poverty. There was just a good moment there to pluck up one of the finest women in the biz just as she was exiting and she'd probably be down for a modest lifestyle

        Corrrr, like Fake Taxi?

        >As well as doing photoshoots Donna has also spent 20 years driving around London as a black cabbie.
        >the mum who is now 53, was known as The Body and is still able to make a living on OnlyFans where she has nearly 800 posts available to her subscribers.

        British women are underrated ngl

        They're not underrated. The whole world knows about hot british women

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mum
          The fact that these rancid prostitutes are allowed to raise children while others will get their children taken away for spankings or not letting them troon out is fricking baffling.
          Just more c**t privilege I guess.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are you on about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corrrr, like Fake Taxi?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rolling

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont mind if I do

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is like /gif/, a lot of text and very little webms. Pisses me off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda sorta makes me feel better knowing the hottest women I've ever seen have stretchmarks.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it. Rolling. Give me the most fertile one. The one that'll give me quintuplets from a single drop of my semen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sophie Howard
      Lucky you

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these people give me the creeps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are these people and why did you post this?
      I feel like I lack a lot of context.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's from the UK and she makes kinos. It's relevant to the thread

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    British women are underrated ngl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the average british woman is an ogre. But when one turns out pretty, she's often outright gorgeous.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1917 and dunkirk were okay

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    789 >>>>>>> the rest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >789
      greedy b***h

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorry man, but im cucking one of you now

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pinder > 7 > the rest

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROLL
    Please get 9

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rawlin

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I'm in a hotel I like to turn on Babestation for a bit of a nostalgia wank. It's so sad. Those 6/10 girls sit there waggling the phone waiting for someone to call, but nobody fricking calls. Then once in a while an actually hot girl shows up and you wonder why she's there and not on OF.
    I'm honestly amazed those channels still exist, they must be subsisting soley on horny boomers in hotel rooms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are a surprisingly large number of old people who don't really know how to use the internet.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bongface is tragic

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roll

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too busy controlling europe from their island hideout meme country

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They focus most of their attention on the TV side of things

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    was what the last good british film?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please sophie howard. please sophie howard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You got the dud!

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sauce on 1,7,9?

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pindar was fantastic

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Creatures of a day. What is a someone, what is a no one? Man is the dream of a shade. But when the brightness given by Zeus comes, there is at hand the shining light of men, and the life-force [aiōn] gives pleasure. Aigina! Philē Mother! Make a (naval) mission [stolos] of freedom for this polis as you bring it back to light and life, back to Zeus! May Aiakos the Ruler be there. So also Peleus. And noble Telamon. And especially Achilles.

    One of Pindar's fantastic odes.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought rhian was underrated

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rollerino

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 or 8 would be best.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because nobody makes good films anymore

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because our elite are all Ameriphiles who give all our IP and talent to the US

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only because you won't pay your broadcasting license

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/former-glamour-model-told-off-19810748

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”Cum on England!”
    >music video stars Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread continued in here

    [...]

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino thread

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The real answer is that we realized there was more, and less risky, money to be made in TV shows.

    Since the second of British films the British TV series industry has boomed in international sales and true kino has been produced in a weekly basis like Luther, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Death in Paradise, Life on Mars, Beyond Paradise, Inside Number 9, Black Mirror, Ghosts and a shit ton of easily adaptable quiz show and reality TV formats.

    As far as the film industry goes most Disney/Marvel films and other high budget films are filmed in the UK using UK talent, so it makes its money in a risk free manner.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, is this the "Shophie Howard is the GOAT glamour model who mogs all the rest" thread?

    She had her time in the spotlight and then gracefully quit to go into a decent life, trained as a nurse, went back home to Stockport, marries & had kids. A nice quiet life of dignity.

    Leaving behind thorough documentation of the best pair of massive breasts ever.

    I have the utmost respoect for Sophie, she seemed like the most sane & intelligent lad mag women of that era. With a cracking pair

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