Why don’t gays ever get a happy ending in movies?
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Why dont gays ever get a happy ending in movies?
Why don’t gays ever get a happy ending in movies?
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There's no happiness in being degenerate and spreading diseases.
Ain't that the truth. Just look at how soul-crushingly miserable malformed /misc/yp incels are 24/7.
Yes i am miserable. But taking it in the ass by another man wont certainly improve things.
>taking it in the ass by another man
Who ever said anything about that? Is buttsecks constantly living rent-free in your mind?
You're disingenuous and i'm not playing your game. Frick you.
He said you're a disease-spreading degenerate because all altrighters are. It's not a game, you're just too stupid to understand when you're being insulted and immediately talked about having sex with men.
>spreading diseases
>""altrighters""
troon schizo can't even get their zingers straight. That or bad attempt at bait
The shit-covered, third world pubescents that make up most of current /misc/ are absolutely infested with bacteria and diseases that'd scare the AIDS out of even the most butt-blasted homo.
Didn't your president tell you to drink bleach? Go lick a doorknob, germ theory is a lie, the israelites are trying to fool you into thinking diseases aren't an imbalance of the humours
No, I don't have a president since I'm not American. Attend to your TDS
Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests
$16 big mac
Dont eat Chudslop lmao
/misc/ became buck broken after trump lost so this movie is actually a great comparison.
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/thread, they get what they deserve.
So what about straights infecting one fifth of europe with syphilis
Source, or are you just making stuff up?
>Some researchers argue that syphilis was carried from the New World to Europe after Columbus' voyages, while others argue the disease has a much longer history in Europe. Many of the crew members who served on this voyage later joined the army of King Charles VIII in his invasion of Italy in 1495, which some argue may have resulted in the spreading of the disease across Europe and as many as five million deaths.[35] Some findings suggest Europeans could have carried the nonvenereal tropical bacteria home, where the organisms may have mutated into a more deadly form in the different conditions and low immunity of the population of Europe.[40] Syphilis was a major killer in Europe during the Renaissance.[41] In his Serpentine Malady (Seville, 1539) Ruy Díaz de Isla estimated that over a million people were infected in Europe. He also postulated that the disease was previously unknown, and came from the island of Hispaniola (modern Dominican Republic and Haiti).[42]
>According to a 2020 study, more than 20% of individuals in the range of 15–34 years old in late 18th century London were treated for syphilis.[43]
Szreter, Simon; Siena, Kevin (2020). "The pox in Boswell's London: an estimate of the extent of syphilis infection in the metropolis in the 1770s†". The Economic History Review. 74 (2): 372–399. doi:10.1111/ehr.13000. ISSN 1468-0289.
So it was postulated to be an epidemic caused by coomers returning from intermixing with American Indians and bringing their diseases back to an unsuspecting population?
I don't really see how this is a "straight" issue in particular
So yes
The straights
Facts about the lgbt community, with scientific studies
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P4BFGyE0kH4dQnI_yNPy8tdPxEFPI1tRR-7u_CF5ANk/edit#heading=h.506v8n3oyz27
Art imitates life
Threatens fragile heteronomies.
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Imagine the crust
i'd like to order the extra thick Cowboy Crust please
Now that the crust has settled. Was this movie gay?
Crustback Mountain
do cowboys carry gape gloves?
Didn't the 2 gays in Spartacus survive in the end and run off into the sunset together
oh you mean ‘Spartacrust’
DOA meme
Because they die of aids
"sexual orientation" is a fancy way of saying Fetish.
when i suffered the tragedy of knowing what a furry was, i realized this, both communities are living their lives, making life choices based on a fetish.
it's like someone who is really into BDSM would start to wear only leather and straps in public.
>someone who is really into BDSM would start to wear only leather and straps in public.
I approve of this fetish.
>gay scene
>Break on Through (To the Other Side) starts playing
This... This is on crusty bread
yeah they lived happily ever after and... crusted a lot... and then crusted while doing drugs... and then adopted children and crusted them... Yeah I don't see the happy ending.
Because western men are afraid of handsome men showing affection for each other making their pp tingle
that image is from literal gay porn
Seinen. There's no explicit scenes in Sankaku Mado
it is not seinen you stupid fricking Black person it is published in a yaoi magazine aimed at women. Stupid fricking c**t. Seinen means something specific it does not mean I TOUGHT IT WAS MATOOR THOOO
BL is mainstream sweetie, deal with it
Brokeback Mountain is based off a short story in a book of short stories about Wyoming, in which quite a lot of straight people suffer horribly bad endings as well.
>Why don’t gays ever get a happy ending in movies?
It's all apart of their victim narrative.
>Main character is gay
>Tries to find gay love without revealing he's gay
>Finds fellow gay person
>They build a relationship
>They frick
>Life is good...
>...until CIS White man guns down his lover.
>Gay man broken-hearted and oppressed.
>Moral of the story, gay people are always victims so go out of your way for them.
We don't deserve one.
>we
Whatever group you're trying to fit into by being a le self-hating gay, they will never accept you.
Typical cult behavior trying to isolate victims.
Here in California, I only ever see Mexicans in McDonald's.
nobody has time for cleaning out their ass every time they want to get fricked so anal pretty much always results in shitdick.
crust check
looks busted form here
Some conservative guy in my town is a mean angry butthole because his parents died of AIDS in the 90s
and then everyone clapped
You should tell him to look up Fauci making his friends at Wellcome Trust in the UK very rich, by pushing an experimental drug AZT on gays instead of repurposing a safer drug Bactrim. He very likely had a hand in creating HIV, just like he funded SARS-COV-2 (Peter Daszak collab with Wuhan lab, using Ralph Baric's gene splicing tech/ideas.)
uh, now that you mention it, does seem homos pretty much have a bad ending no matter what in real life
>die of AIDS or some other homosexual disease
>get killed by your homosexual lover
>get killed for being a homosexual at the wrong place or around the wrong people
>suicide
>overdose
you forgot:
>burn in hell for eternity
why is it always dick sucking that gets mentioned for "reasons youll go to hell" but never consuming pork
It's a convert tradcath zoomer with a porn addiction. They don't actually believe any of this goofy shit.
>The people who disdain my fetish aren't real!
Narcissistic moron
Prefiguration, Sheol and Gehenna, Common Grace, Harrowing of Hell. If you're not dishonest, look up these terms.
i skimmed them, and to be honest, its the same shit. its very elaborate, very educated "answers" for why someone who can do anything...didnt. gonna be honest. if someone can literally make 1 + 1 = 2, and making it equal 2, saved little millions or billions from hell, and they didnt.
that persons a c**t. not even saying they dont exist! if he didnt want me calling him a c**t, maybe he shouldnt of made me
in his own image
oops. i ment make it 3. silly, huh, not like anyone could do tha-
> saved little millions or billions from hell
He literally did, that's one of the basic premises of Christianity, baka
Not going to continue cast pearls before swine.
>maybe he shouldnt of made me in his own image
A man? Friendly reminder that YWNBAW
thats fair, but theres still a hell, right, which means atleast one person is in there, probably. this is the guy who do anything, and thus, no one should ever enter hell...unless he put them there, right?
>YWNBAW
another good one. could god make a man a woman, and vice versa? and if he could ( hes god, right ), how would you know that god hasnt chosen that person to indeed, be the gender god decided to change them to?
or is he unable to
>this is the guy who do anything, and thus, no one should ever enter hell...unless he put them there, right?
It's a commonly accepted belief that God doesn't "send" people to hell (unless you're some flavours of Calvinist) and moreso that a person might scar themselves with sin so deeply that they condemn themselves by hardening their own hearts, thereby making themselves unable to withstand His presence. An analogy would be that exposure to the sun doesn't give you sunburn because it hates you, merely that it is the nature of the sun being the sun.
As for people remaining in hell: would you choose salt, sugar, or arsenic to add to your tea? Some people will ALWAYS choose something that is objectively detrimental to themselves or others, but that doesn't mean the choice never existed. Consequently, the Holy Spirit isn't about to force people to love Him, cos free will and all that jazz.
>how would you know that god hasnt chosen that person to indeed, be the gender god decided to change them to?
You mean is it possible that God intended someone to mutilate their own bodily temple through invasive surgery and suspiciously procured drugs on the suggestion of discord groomers? Improbable, but He can use any suboptimal situation to make good.
My goodness man, if you're gonna kickstart your teenage rebellion by LARPing as a Tradcath at least bother to look up some basic Roman Catholic theology before.
It's unironically embarassing reading your posts.
>being rightly disgusted by sodomy is "teenage rebellion"
>LARPING as a Tradcath
Not Catholic nor catechized, merely offering the perspective of a layman.
>It's unironically embarassing
Stop being defensive of gays
why do you care what other people are doing, go frick women and make money like the rest of us bro
>why do you care about the wellbeing of society as a member of a species that is social in a thread dedicated to the topic at hand
It's just a video game, bro.
It's just a film franchise, bro.
It's just workplace regulation, bro.
It's just the education system, the church and the military bro.
It's just every western country, culture and all their history books man, chill out.
Homo's literally do nothing besides put they themselves at an elevated risk of buttbugs, its all the cis people who decides to shoehorn the homosexual issue into everything and turn it into a big whole fricked up problem
>cis
go back
>In any case they seem to be focused on trying (and faliling) to turn the latest scat fetish into a meme right now.
???
>In any case they seem to be focused on trying (and faliling) to turn the latest scat fetish into a meme right now.
I don't watch lobster man
>muh /pooooool/
Stop trying to raid Cinemaphile and go back to /lgbt/ so you can seethe about some damn chuddie Black for daring to make a quip in your disfavor
>Rattled so much you quoted the same sentence twice
lmao you're literally shaking rn. That nerve got fricking torn
hopefully not as torn as his butthole before his christian awakening
This you?
You're grasping at straws in order to retain your smug facade. "lmao" also at your blatant unironic use of chud and scatological devolution
If you're baiting, stop wasting your time and get a better hobby
If you aren't, I would like to remind you that you will never be a woman.
Good day, I will pray for you. I mean that literally, don't mistake me for being passive agressive.
>Dr. Christchad weighs in.png
I think it's really time to stop posting rn. The humiliation and shame is causing you to mentally regress.
You're not 'disgusted' by anything, Skippy. You don't have your own inner thoughts, opinions or even personality. You're just a dull empty beer can waiting to be filled with w/e slop your favorite heckin' trad and red-pilled streamer or YouTuber shits out.
Which is why you're going through this frankly embarassing oneline Tradcath phase right now. But don't worry, you'll probably be a Based Eastern Orthodox in 4 months or so.
You actually don't think it's possible that people would find sodomy disgusting? All the Anons on Cinemaphile calling you a "disgusting homosexual" are merely pretending?
Accusing me of being a victim of grifting or "having no personality" has no bearing on the veracity of the observations made ITT
most people do think its gross, who is watching them to watch gay porn and frick men in the ass? Thats why America is great, I can watch hardcore gay porn with men pouring cum and shit out their ass and you can watch telletubbies or something and at the end of the day we both can salute the same flag because the government was chill with both lifestyles
>All the Anons on Cinemaphile calling you a "disgusting homosexual" are merely pretending?
I don't think those 5 schizos even know if they mean what they say or not. In any case they seem to be focused on trying (and faliling) to turn the latest scat fetish into a meme right now.
> veracity of the observations made ITT
First of all, that's a nice big boy word you learned from JP's podcast today. 'Veracity'. You don't... use it quite right but it's a first step.
Second of all, you haven't made ANY ''observations" worth addressing here. Just more /misc/ zoomer schizo babble, as the ahistorical gibberish you posted can attest.
A'ight Skippy. Just remember that you have to get out of your goon cave and actually GO to mass if you want to LARP as Catholic.
Posting le heckin' epic dunks & maymays on Cinemaphile doesn't bring you closer to God.
>actually GO to mass if you want to LARP as Catholic.
Not inclined to do so, since I'm not Catholic in the first place.
>The shit-covered, third world pubescents that make up most of current /misc/
pajeet shill farms?
>that'd scare the AIDS out of even the most butt-blasted homo.
I'm not so sure, I'm aware that bugchasing is a thing within those circles, among other things.
Even if bug chasing was at a level of 10% instead of 0.01% in the homosexual community a homosexual still wouldn't be anywhere near as biohazardous as the average pustule-covered /misc/ brownoid that drinks water from rivers filled with shit and cadavers and changes underwear once per 2 months.
>the homosexual community a homosexual still wouldn't be anywhere near as biohazardous
Aside from the social cancer and grooming, of course.
>social cancer
That's not a thing. The closest thing to an actually social illness is subhuman sexless uggos chimping out and shooting schools but even those were always there. The Internet just made your patheticness visible.
>grooming
That's just a meme word you heard on TV and now throw it around to project. As the 2.6TB folder of e-girl trap porn and sissy hypnosis you've got on your PC can showcase.
>The closest thing to an actually social illness is subhuman sexless uggos chimping out and shooting schools but even those were always there.
Are you talking about that troon who shot up a Christian school?
>As the 2.6TB folder of e-girl trap porn and sissy hypnosis you've got on your PC can showcase.
Swing and a miss with your headcanon, quit projecting
How is literal McD's "chud" in any conceivable way? I use this as a shining rebuke of Trump economics meme
Bidenomics is combatting Trumpflation from 2020
>I'm not Catholic
>Not Catholic nor catechized
Yeah, that definitely hit a nerve lmao
Try and be less of a walking stereotype next time
>"I'm not Catholic"
>Aha! By your very emphatic denial, I see that you are indeed Catholic! Have I perhaps struck a nerve? :^)
You can't plaster all convergent opposition with some convenient one-size-fits-all bunkerchan wojak. In the same vein, I could say try and be less of a seething troony.
That's like saying "the common cold" was caused by the straights
>You can't plaster all convergent opposition with some convenient one-size-fits-all bunkerchan wojak. In the same vein, I could say try and be less of a seething troony.
You're trying too hard. Come back here to shitpost when you've goten over that teenage convert zeal.
>Are you talking about that troon who shot up a Christian school?
No, I mean the malformed unfrickable living faillures that are responsible for up to 80% of extemist killings since 2001. You know the ones.
>Swing and a miss with your headcanon, quit projecting
I mean yeah, I probably forgot to include futa in there. But there's only so much guesswork one can do with the litany of fetishes you mind-broken porn addicts have.
>That's like saying "the common cold" was caused by the straights
It was
Because there's infinitely more of the spraying their goop
because eating pork isn't forbidden for Christians
>inb4 citing leviticus
you don't wanna out yourself as a typical atheist who got their understanding of Christianity from reddit and breadtubers do you?
>>inb4 citing leviticus
no, no THIS is exactly what i was hoping youd say, because its funnier. up in heaven, or hell, right now, there are people in heaven, or hell, who are rapists or pork eaters, on the wrong side of the gates because god was like "wait hang on. i know the future, and i know this is wrong, but, uh, im gonna wait like a few hundred years to correct myself. about what i know. already".
>if you rape a woman, and dont get caught, your good!
>if you get caught, she has to marry you, and you pay 50 shekels to the family
>but only for this period of time
kek
>atheicuck doesn't understand the old and new covenants
typical.
yeah i guess i dont. can you tell me why a crime in the new covenant, wasn't a crime in the old one. i bet those family reunions are pretty weird.
>yeah i raped your mom
>but god was cool with it at the time
im literally inviting a man of the faith to tell me the good word. what is the good word, my man
>my man
lmao redditor
I can already tell arguing with you isn't going to change anything. I can't push you to accept something your heart is closed to.
I just watched Dog day afternoon and got interested in the real accident that inspired and would you know it the boyfriend that did soo much to transition later died of aids
He deserves to die just for fricking a stinky cowboy in the ass dry. If you actually look into gays that were hate crimed they usually were ripping someone off on a drug deal or molesting someone's kid. People don't kill them because they're gays, they kill them because of their inappropriate behavior.
Make it blacker
This was better and only 30 mins long
Contrarian
>more raw physicality
>more attractive actors
>actually giving reasons why they have a conflict other than ego
>gay sex
>better coloration and shots
Unironically these 2 were only gay for each other. They weren't truly "gay".
Its a rare thing that occurs where you can be attracted to the opposite sex except for a single person. Happens with gays too where they find someone of the opposite sex they bond with and marry.
Unironically happy ending gay film
>milquetoast jab at trannies from Dave Chapelle meriting constant seethe threads at /lgbt/
>Japs recently overcame the language barrier and realized that troon localizers were butchering their works and immediately began the purge of ESG goons
This paradigm has not been good for troonxisters, so you see them lash out in threads such as these.
As for the question OP poses, suspension of disbelief collapses under the weight of such an absurd premise.
what, you mean be no longer gay?
Movies about gays are already absurdly unrealistic. If they showed them being happy it would totally ruin the suspension of disbelief.
christianity is for schizos
mcdonalds is for fat stupid chuds in shithole states like south carolina
This. Only chuds would eat McDonald’s enough to complain about Big Mac prices lmao
>"Trumpgays vote against their own economic interests"
>the current american economy is crap and worse that it was in the trump era
>"w-well, it doesn't matter if you're not fat, chud!!"
>"even if it does matter it's drumpf's fault!!"
>The average Big Mac nationally as of this summer cost $14.58, up from $8.89 — or roughly $6.50 — before Biden took office, according to an index maintained by the Economist. That’s up more than 70 percent, but it’s not $16
>Average by definition means there are higher and lower values
>If you post an example of higher value, you are a threat to democracy
>No, I mean the malformed unfrickable living faillures that are responsible for up to 80% of extemist killings since 2001. You know the ones.
Woah, cool it with the racism before you mog /misc/, man.
>I mean yeah, I probably forgot to include futa in there. But there's only so much guesswork one can do with the litany of fetishes you mind-broken porn addicts have.
What recourse is there for a grotesque mix of self-loathing and narcissism but to accuse others of being SECRETLY the same as they are? C'mon man, stop hiding behind some pre-baked bunkercuck mental barrier and accept the possibility that people may be sincere in their contempt for abberant fetishes.
Cope. 4 more years Biden 4 you
I have little stake in that manner because I'm not American
>badly formatted big boy words and seething
Oh boy, that really got into your head didn't it? By all means, sperg out more and lay your wounded fricked psyche bare for all of us to see. It's a joy seeing my prejudices get confirmed to this extent.
im the guy siding with you and i think your fricking annoying
Are you really this out of arguments, Skippy?
It's ok to concede and leave the thread you know.
You have no counter-argument, so you're reduced to attacking literal grammar and presentation with a desperate last-ditch attempt at smugposting with no substance.
>seeing my prejudices get confirmed to this extent.
Of course you'd see that: your heart was closed to anything else since the very beginning of this thread, like casting pearls before swine. You need to accept that your opponent isn't just some crying wojak you can plaster onto their position.
See, even your own side now finds you obnoxious,
QRD on crusties? I haven't heard of this meme since I don't frequent Cinemaphile that often
a bunch of people making disgusting greentexts about the gay couple in the tlou show about eating shit and all that, crust is supposed to be shit crust that develops around their buttholes
nice try, we know that post saying he was annoying was you
I am the guy who made it seem like you posted
and I feel kind of bad because you honestly seem like you believe what you think is right. I have a friend who turned out to be a gay and initially I was a bit put off by it but it turns out that he is a lot happier now, he probably would have killed himself if he diden't gay out. Open your damn mind, people are going to live in fricked up ways normal people wont understand and thats fine.
> people are going to live in fricked up ways normal people wont understand and thats fine.
Curious, why do you call it fricked up and fine at the same time? Are you tacitly acknowledging that homosexuality is "fricked up" and thus you feel the need "fricked up" lifestyles as being equally worthy of healthy ones? Forgive me if I come across as snide.
Personally, I wouldn't describe it as "fine," the kindest word I would use is "mundane." I feel that I have the duty of care for my fellow man, and I don't like seeing people destroying themselves or others. You wouldn't want your son being the club's new fudgepacker or the next troony cenobite, would you? If it's within my power, I want to help people rid themselves of their self-loathing and deeper underlying issues, get to the crux of the matter.
I recognize homosexuality as an aberrant fetish that is often spread by traumatic experiences in the formative years or otherwise other forms of social contagion.
thats why its chudslop
Because they don't have equal rights yet and you need to be sad for them and mad at the evil conservatives whose policies make these fictional characters' lives so miserable. Remember that next time you mail in vote straight blue ticket
wtf is going on in this thread
did the crusties get their jimmies rustled this hard?
It's realistic.
No happy ending irl either
>smug redditor fedora tipper gets BTFO
>won't stop shitting up thread in his autistic rampage
You homosexuals already got one with Love Simon
>I NEED wienerS IN MY ASS ENNIS
>I'M NOT LIKE YOU, I CAN'T DO IT TWICE A YEAR
>I HAVE TO GET FRICKED RAW UP MY BEAN BLOWN ASS ON A REGULAR BASIS
Jack Tweest?
Jack Nasty!
So how did they decide who was top and who was bottom?