Why don't movies have intermissions anymore?

Why don't movies have intermissions anymore?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because movies are shorter to appeal to the shorter attention spans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tf you talking about?
      Every single movie i have seen the last 5 years had this because theyre all 2,5+ hours nowadays
      Not designed as interestingly tho, it just said "short pause, how about some icecream?"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You live in the middle of Buttfrick, Nowhere so you anecdote isn't particularly relevant.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it really that grim in the big cities now?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, even in mid-sized cities it is like this. Your local theater ran by mom and pop isn't representative of anything but inbreeding and moonshine.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your experience is better so im just gonna call you names
              Jelly

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay Cletus

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I see, where you live it's dangerous to rearm the Black folk with popcorn in the middle of the movie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like how when you tease white people they reciprocate with slurs then tell you that you're the one that is upset.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What slur? My speech was clear, calm, and concise.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                im not white

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cringe

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I like how when you tease white people they reciprocate with slurs then tell you that you're the one that is upset.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      average movie length has gotten longer over time dummy

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    because israelites are sadists who want us to suffer with full bladders

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my favorite parts about going to movie theaters in the 70s was the piss troughs they had between the upper balcony and lower balcony sections. It really was the best of both worlds, intermissions were annoying and meant less revenue for theaters since they took more time, but no intermissions means people would rather watch at home and pause when they needed to take a leak. Back in my day with the piss troughs you just kept watching the flick while relieving yourself it was great.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That can't be true. It'd stink of piss for everyone!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was the 70s everything already smelled like piss and cigarettes.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kung Pow has the best intermission in all of film.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intermissions add to the total running time of the showing and cut down on the number of showtimes the theater can put on, leading to lower revenues.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But studios don't take a cut out of concession sales so it's in the theater's best interest to promote spin-off purchases

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz the movie is just background noise for the sheboon territory wars happening in the theater in current year

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a lost art

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinema evolved from theatre.
    When I was young, there'd be a short one hour feature, some Pink Panther or Tom and Jerry shorts, then the main feature.
    Longer films had intermissions (e.g. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) and we'd enjoy SRBs, Lyons Maid Ice Cream, Coca Cola and...
    PEANUTS!!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you like 80 years old or something?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did see CCBB at the cinema a few years after initial release.
        They used to re-release popular films every few years, especially Disney films like Snow White.
        The shorts from Disney films were usually Mickey Mouse.
        When I saw the Empire Strikes Back, they showed a creepy medieval film called The Green Knight which I've never seen since.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          how are your grandkids doing?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly okay, but number 11 lost his job recently.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correction - it was called "Black Angel".
          I'm pretty sure I saw The Green Knight a different time.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I remember correctly they used to have the movies on two separate reels and the intermission was there so that the operator had time to change out the reels. Somebody figured this is a good time to get people to get up and into the lobby for more concessions and bathroom breaks.

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