Why don't movies have knife fights anymore?

Why don't movies have knife fights anymore?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't wanna upset the British

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Americans keep trying to meme this into existence?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You got a loicense for that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        “Alexa, pull up Brit Bong knife and acid attack statistics, sort by race and citizenship status”

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the meme comes from reddit and they never mention race

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but i like steamy knife scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he wear a chainmail wifebeater?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't everybody?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have a chainmail wifebeater in regular rotation from his wardrobe
        ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt have one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes the wife fights back, mate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's grandma's gift.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't chainmail (which is correctly called MAIL).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was afraid of land sharks biting his core.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        incel detected

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ITS GOING AT YOUR BALLS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why were we ever supposed to think that this guy was a threat to Arnie?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toxic masculinity. Women get wet watching two Chads go at it. Makes feminists and trannies seethe

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too risky they could get switched out with a real one

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    knife only fights are overrated

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cos marvel dc capeshit ruined movies forever more

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >throws a spear through him
    >steam shoots out of his body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a reference to this.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Or games? I guarantee this part will get cut from RE4 Remake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Modern actors can't perform action scenes without shooting and killing their director and stunt doubles don't look like them.

      Resident Evil sux.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll likely cut the QTE stuff, yea. But on a more related note, you could write an entire book on the stark difference between what Paul W.S Anderson shot and what editor Doobie White delivered in Resident Evil: Final Chapter. We've seen behind the scenes footage. We can step through frame by frame to see that the choreography is solid. The continuity is solid. This isn't random shots assembled into a fight. This is a carefully choreographed fight shot from multiple angles that has been edited into the cinematic equivalent of sticking your head into a washing machine. There are limits to how many cuts a human being can handle without becoming discombobulated, and this film, which has 6,000 cuts in 1 hour and 40 minutes, sails well past the cape of good sense.
      I still like the movie, though.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were ruined after the Under Siege knife fight.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Matriarch was designed for women in South Africa as a last ditch self defense implement for defense against rape. The reverse S-curve blade provides maximum effectiveness with basic motor functions and limited training.

    Thoughts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Don't go to South Africa.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I heard they have ball the size of a tangerine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does the knife shape really matter against a person?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It does if it strikes bone, or the wielder is so weak they can't pull it out and strike again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does the knife shape really matter against a person?

      >master at arms

      I can pretty much guarantee that no actual South African woman or troony ever bought or used this shit. Its a meme product for neckbear knifegay collectors and tactard poseurs raised on Soldier of Fortune tier fairy tales and israelitetube vidyas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're just jealous my dude.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO, that video of master-of-arms (tf does that even mean) fantasies about biomechanical cuts and controlling the opponent with a elaborate moves during the knife fight is used as a hilarious hopium by tards who are desperate to justify purchase of a new gamechanging toy. Just look at tjose comments that practically dripping cum and sweat over how scary, tough and menacing this knife will make its owner. Shits straight from old Soldier of Fortune advertisements.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's also a $110 paperweight that can't slice a tomato, a block of cheese, open a roll of bread, or take the tape off a box

      for a country as poor as south africa I think most people would be better off with a dozier folding hunter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This knife is useless for defense. You can't stab with it and slashing only works in one direction.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Irl this would never worked. If the other guy has a knife he would try to stab you over and over again just like a roman legionaire. There would'n be any romantic knife dance swish-swish. It would be stab stab and that's it. Great way to get yourself killed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if both guys have knives and are equally proficient with them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It depends how fast the other guy is. First stab and that's it. Your toast. Doesn't matter if you wield a knife as well. The one who gets the first strike wins

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because they don't make small scale gritty action movies that have a budget anymore. The most prominent movies like that in recent times are the Bourne sequels and they are too busy trying to create spectacle to have a 10 minute scene where two guys knife fight. In the last bourne movie there is a scene where matt damon is chasing vincent casel for some reason and casel rams into like 50 police cars with an armored personnel carrier. He committed like 200 felonies with enhancements. Knife fighting is small time compared to that.

    The last movie that I remember that has a focus on martial bladecraft is The Hunted, starring tommy lee and benecio del toro. that came out like 20 years ago

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Korean gangster movies have a lot of knife fighting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess shovels are too offensive

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick 3 has them

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because CGI dolls punching each other is more engaging.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jack Reacher made them uncool and ridiculous.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Put your hand on that wall, Trooper.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Hunted is the ultimate knife-fighting kino.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It never made sense that the bad guy was a fat man with no muscle definition of any kind and looked like a complete joke next to arnold.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a fat man with no muscle definition
      That's what made him scary.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He had a knitted vest which added +10 to his danger level.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Multiple reasons
    -Action directors don't know how to edit films to make shit like knife fights look realistic anymore
    -Actors are unskilled in combat and cbf learning for a role
    -Critics and leftists don't like violence, and the industry kowtows to them in fear of getting bad publicity on social media

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Knife fights will either be overly choreographed and gay, or too brutal and gory for mainstream action movies. There's no in between.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stahp scruweing around and let the gurl goh, its me that you wahnt.
    Hahahaha
    Ccum on Bennett lets pahty!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They can't do action scenes at all anymore.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody makes fight scenes with kino build-up anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking happened to movies man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Part of the problem is basically the editing equivalent of the loudness war in music. Editing in films has gotten faster and faster because of the perception that audiences will get bored with long unbroken takes because they're not exciting enough. This is also why Disney Star Wars has awful shaky cam stuff unlike Lucas's smooth camera work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking happened to movies man

      literally just capeshit

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Knife and fist fight finales are the best way for two characters to settle things personally

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seagal with Aikido disabled them

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