Isn't the likelihood of them not only finding you but coordinating so there are millions when they have no navigate on the pitch black seabed pretty low? Maybe not so much if it's alcatraz or something but anything reasonably far offshore should be safe.
zombies walking on seabed is one of the most moronic ideas imaginable
them being underwater on top of everything you said would exacerbate the decomposition by million fold, not to mention they would get picked a part by all sorts of sea life, they would also get crushed by pressure
>would get picked a part by all sorts of sea life
animals eating the corpses has never been in any zombie flick ive seen. why would ocean life be any different?
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One of the biggest event that can happen in the ocean is the death of a whale, thousands of different fish feast on the carcass
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>would get picked a part by all sorts of sea life >animals eating the corpses has never been in any zombie flick ive seen. why would ocean life be any different?
Why do you think the zombies are rotting and not pristine corpses?
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you know that happens with or without wildlife right?
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Laughed out loud, thank you anon I really really like this post
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no idea what you're on about. do you genuinely believe all decomposition occurs because of wild animals? have you never seen a mummy before?
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to add to this, the zombies in popular media (day of the dead, TWD) aren't 'rotting'. if they were they would be bloated and bursting open at the seams, and they wouldn't last a week before the flesh slid off the bone and they turned into soup. when you take wildlife out of the equation, including insects and bacteria, you get what you see on screen: dry shrunken skin pulled tight over the skull, gums receded to show the teeth, cloudy but intact eyeballs, along with whatever wounds they sustained from stumbling around like morons. they resemble mummies like john torrington, who was in good condition after 100 years of permafrost refrigeration but far from 'pristine'.
if they dont react with the water or sealife the streams will scatter them across the winds. Which means zombos popping up everywhere alongside the coastlines of the continents
Things crush when there's high pressure on the outside and low on the inside. Since they're zombies, they just breathe in water then it's the same pressure inside and out.
There was another one, where the villagers of the island find out that horse flesh is a good substitute for human flesh to th3 zombies in the end. The mayor's daughter has died and upon death she returns as a zombie and is kept hidden people find out and want to kill her. Island is divided.. that's when they find out that zombies will eat any living horse even with humans in reach.
They actually don't find out that they will eat horse meat. they tried many times but were unsuccessful. At the end of the movie one girl sees the zombies eat a horse and the girl that sees it is shot right before she can tell anyone
>stay on the boat >use the lances that you should have made before going anywhere >just wait for all the zombies to come to you and jump to the lances >zombies will either fall to the sea or die on the lances >stay like that until you drag out all the zombies from the island
So easy, and on that note, what a bunch of morons, the whole "if we stay here we are going to die" is such a stupid concept, you just build a system to kill all the zombies around the mall little by little, if you kill 1000 zombies a day you will get rid of every zombie around the zone in a month.
allegedly somebody already did this once but mathematicians are stumped how.
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huh. probably had industrial grade equipment and some of the smartest scientists on earth. i heard those fellas figured out how to make air tight wooden doors. "paint" and "wood sealer". magic shit
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this plus tesla's inventions - the tech we had and lost. the west truly has fallen.
>film about zombies >10 minutes in they get on a boat >no action for the duration of the trip to whatever island >they arrive at the island >either there are no zombies, then its not really a zombie movie anymore or the film ends >or there are zombies which makes the premise pointless
Zombie movies are intellectually garbage. The equivalent of the tarnished penny that's been sitting behind your toilet for 35 years, corroding from constant piss contact
ok. cool. what's the rest of the film? trying to get to a boat? that's moronic.
it's movies so there would be some stupid way for zombies to get there.
underwater zombies or animal fish/bird zombies or someone in the group is bitten or some butthole really likes zombies and goes out to get one to experiment on or have sex with. who knows.
moronic. zombie films are are for people who shop at WalShart
it's movies so there would be some stupid way for zombies to get there.
underwater zombies or animal fish/bird zombies or someone in the group is bitten or some butthole really likes zombies and goes out to get one to experiment on or have sex with. who knows.
>zombies drift in from the sea from shipwrecks and whatnot
the characters never knowing when some seawater bloated walking gangreous mass lurks in makes for some good tension
yea and the flesh rots fast too on a actual corpse, specially if out in the summer sun. Zombos however are made of magic rotting meat that even insects dont like. Outside making nests in them like shown somewhere in the walking dead with that wasp nest zombo
>characters go to island figuring it'll be safe >go to a big islan so it has enough resources and room to farm and raise animals so they can survive long term >characters are unaware that the outbreak began on the island and spread when infected people got out in trading boats >island is full of zombies and the boat does not have enough fuel to make a return trip
There, now you can start or end the movie on the island while having an excuse for it to not just be safe and without needing underwater zombies.
are there any zombie films where the characters have just accepted their new reality and don't really try to escape or kill the zombies too much?
the opening scene of 28 Weeks Later was kino and strangely comfy before the attack
Fido is interesting because it runs with that "Shaun of the Dead ending" concept where zombies happened but they didn't actually manage to destroy civilization; somewhat realistically because they're unarmed and moronic
It's also one of the edgiest and most genuinely transgressive plot conceits I've ever seen that the guy who fricks his zombie is one of the protagonists and the other heroic characters treat him with "You're weird as hell but you're all right dude"
Not really a corpsefricker and not really a beastfricker either. I dunno. Is it really so bad? I mean, she'll want you for all eternity ya know. Never leave you or nothing. Never nag.
I'm just sayin' man.....
Around after season 2 of Walking Dead is probably the best example of what you are looking for, the zombies pretty much stop being a threat unless people explicitly weaponize them midway through season 3 once they clear out prison (Governor used them as a siege tool, there was a gang of tards who called themselves Wolves who set up traps with zombies, actually one time main characters used a tactic against Saviors where the point was to kill couple of people with thousand cuts, keep pressure on and wait until they die and reanimated Saviors attacked their own, and finally the Whisperers who controlled zombies like herds and basically accepted that it's their world and survived by mimicking them and literally walking among them) or there's too many of them.
Shawn of the Dead, but only by the end really.
Land of the Dead, it's very on the nose with its commentary.
what? ships refuel at oil rigs, pic rel. they're pretty much gas stations.on the ocean
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crude oil, you need to refine it
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>real fuel only comes from Petrol county! >otherwise it's "crude" oil
I bet you also correct people when they call sparkling wine champagne, homosexual
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i bet you didn't know that yams are just sweet potatoes from yam county
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parmesan cheese comes from parmesan region, otherwise it's grana padano.
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do you think it'd be fun to work on the crew of a cargo ship?
>Why dont people in zombie movies just go to an island?
They do. In Day they fly off to a tropical island at the end and in the Dawn remake they sail off to an island. There's also the Dead Island games and since technically new york is an island, the entire Walking Dead: Dead City takes place on an island. Should also mention Survival of the Dead because that takes place on an island as well.
They could just go to Montana. Don't know if you've ever been, but there's no way they would get massive waves of zombies. The largest city has like 75,000 people and the cities are seperated by hundreds of miles of rough terrain that is almost impossible to walk through in the winter. At any moment, the morgue maybe has 5 bodies in there - maximum. All the north central states are like that. Just go there.
People on here really are neets who never go out. If anybody on here had ever been camping or hunting they would know how rugged and isolated the wilderness is. Outside of downtown areas of major cities, waves of people are impossible because there is not that many people and the world is full of empty space. You don't need to go to an island, any isolated area outside of a city will be relatively empty. All zombie media is written by the same morons who made up idiotic scenarios about pandemics - and none of that came to pass in an actual pandemic.
The book also had the most tiresome wokeshit in history that I'm astonished the movie cut out in their quest to cut everything out
Literally every political take (and there were a lot of them although you could be forgiven for glossing over them for dude zombies lmao) were 2000s liberal bullshit; with an especially dated reminder that being antivax was a leftie thing in the 2000s because of course pharma corporations are bad
Of course not. Zombies as a thing are unrealistic in the first place. The whole point is just 'what if' it did get that far, what would happen and what would people do?
realistically you wouldn't need to do all this wacky shit, the military could easily handle zombies on land
There's two different suspensions of disbelief
How zombies "work" is of course magical thinking by itself, they violate conservation of energy etc.
But there's the additional tactical suspension of disbelief where "If they're slow, dumb and bite people how did they eliminate 99% of the human race in the first place, for frick's sake we did better against sabretooth tigers millennia before anyone invented a gun"
And a shocking amount of zombie fiction "explains" this by just going "civilization was conquered by the zombies offscreen while you were in a coma or something"
Bizarrely, Night of the Living Dead itself avoided this because the name implied there would be one very nasty evening where a lot of unaware and unlucky people got surrounded, and then the zombies would be wiped out by militias in short order. That was the genre starter and then everybody else forgot it.
NTA but we have modern weaponry so it would trivially easy to stop them. A cool way around it would be to have the zombie apocalypse happen in the Middle Ages or some shit. >Massive zombie outbreak in Germania and Romans have to fight off the hordes >Romans lose Dacia and have to destroy trajans bridge to stop the zombies crossing the Danube >Things are more or less under control until the Rhine freezes over and all hell breaks loose
>16th century carribean >Settlements have been set up by colonizing europeans >Conquistadors launch expedition into mountains >Find and loot an ancient temple but a magical curse turns them into zombies >Zombies overrun nearby villages >Horde heads towards major settlement and people must organise a defense
I always liked the idea that it was a world wide sudden phenomena, so it was too quick and chaotic for anyone to get a handle on before things fell apart to a significant degree. Then anyone who died turn. If it's just a chemical/virus localized in one area, then yeah it's probably not gonna last long.
I read World War Z, and from what I've heard from the zombie survival guide, Max Brooks is very gullible when it comes to boomer/reformer bullshit. Aside from that, "The Lobotomizer" is the dumbest idea I've ever heard and it makes me think the Max Brooks has never used a shovel or an axe.
I used to a lot before I got kids, after that not so much.
Scenario was Resident Evil+Stalker+Mad Max; I'd imagine how I would equip my vehicle and gear on person etc. Day dreaming or as I'm going to sleep.
Childish, but fun.
Anyone interested in zombie genre should read Day by day Armageddon I & Ii.
It was written by an actual navy pilot and is the best zombie survival novel out there, still haven't read pt. III though
Oh wow what an original idea I'm sure absolutely no one else would think of that. I bet the roads are clear and the shops are still full of food too. You're a genius!
Because there's always a hard to frick everything up. The movies get this right. >frick you all I'm tired of this shit I'm out of here >steals a boat >go out in the world >comes back oddly quiet >yo guys I'm cool I'm cool yeah yeah haha >turns >infects everyone
That if the moron doesn't do it on purpose because he's a b***h deep down
Didn't one of these zombie movies end with them doing that and finding zombies on the island? Was that the Dawn of the Dead remake or something else?
>Kill all zombies on island
>Island is safe
>Zombies walk across the seabed
>you can't see them coming
>one day a horde of millions comes walking out the surf
Isn't the likelihood of them not only finding you but coordinating so there are millions when they have no navigate on the pitch black seabed pretty low? Maybe not so much if it's alcatraz or something but anything reasonably far offshore should be safe.
zombies walking on seabed is one of the most moronic ideas imaginable
them being underwater on top of everything you said would exacerbate the decomposition by million fold, not to mention they would get picked a part by all sorts of sea life, they would also get crushed by pressure
If they have adipose or if its cold water the decomposition can take decades
>would get picked a part by all sorts of sea life
animals eating the corpses has never been in any zombie flick ive seen. why would ocean life be any different?
One of the biggest event that can happen in the ocean is the death of a whale, thousands of different fish feast on the carcass
>would get picked a part by all sorts of sea life
>animals eating the corpses has never been in any zombie flick ive seen. why would ocean life be any different?
Why do you think the zombies are rotting and not pristine corpses?
you know that happens with or without wildlife right?
Laughed out loud, thank you anon I really really like this post
no idea what you're on about. do you genuinely believe all decomposition occurs because of wild animals? have you never seen a mummy before?
to add to this, the zombies in popular media (day of the dead, TWD) aren't 'rotting'. if they were they would be bloated and bursting open at the seams, and they wouldn't last a week before the flesh slid off the bone and they turned into soup. when you take wildlife out of the equation, including insects and bacteria, you get what you see on screen: dry shrunken skin pulled tight over the skull, gums receded to show the teeth, cloudy but intact eyeballs, along with whatever wounds they sustained from stumbling around like morons. they resemble mummies like john torrington, who was in good condition after 100 years of permafrost refrigeration but far from 'pristine'.
if they dont react with the water or sealife the streams will scatter them across the winds. Which means zombos popping up everywhere alongside the coastlines of the continents
>swimming through all that
grim
>falklands literally caught in a shit torrent
India is truly the skidmark of the world
How would they not get crushed by the water pressure
Things crush when there's high pressure on the outside and low on the inside. Since they're zombies, they just breathe in water then it's the same pressure inside and out.
I remember that as well, I think it was indeed the Dawn remake
yep, its the remake
yes. 10/10 kino if you ask me.
There was another one, where the villagers of the island find out that horse flesh is a good substitute for human flesh to th3 zombies in the end. The mayor's daughter has died and upon death she returns as a zombie and is kept hidden people find out and want to kill her. Island is divided.. that's when they find out that zombies will eat any living horse even with humans in reach.
What movie?
might be survival of the dead.
They actually don't find out that they will eat horse meat. they tried many times but were unsuccessful. At the end of the movie one girl sees the zombies eat a horse and the girl that sees it is shot right before she can tell anyone
Quiet place 2 but aliens
High school of the Dead, but only because they never made a second season.
>stay on the boat
>use the lances that you should have made before going anywhere
>just wait for all the zombies to come to you and jump to the lances
>zombies will either fall to the sea or die on the lances
>stay like that until you drag out all the zombies from the island
So easy, and on that note, what a bunch of morons, the whole "if we stay here we are going to die" is such a stupid concept, you just build a system to kill all the zombies around the mall little by little, if you kill 1000 zombies a day you will get rid of every zombie around the zone in a month.
then youd be in the middle of a thousand rotting corpses, a thousand more each day. Youd probably rather be dead eventually
Surely disposing of bodies is an easy task right?
Also I would test if a well cooked zombie can infect you.
moving a thousand rotting corpses a day? What a life
allegedly somebody already did this once but mathematicians are stumped how.
huh. probably had industrial grade equipment and some of the smartest scientists on earth. i heard those fellas figured out how to make air tight wooden doors. "paint" and "wood sealer". magic shit
this plus tesla's inventions - the tech we had and lost. the west truly has fallen.
Zombie fish
>film about zombies
>10 minutes in they get on a boat
>no action for the duration of the trip to whatever island
>they arrive at the island
>either there are no zombies, then its not really a zombie movie anymore or the film ends
>or there are zombies which makes the premise pointless
Zombie movies are intellectually garbage. The equivalent of the tarnished penny that's been sitting behind your toilet for 35 years, corroding from constant piss contact
>sneak in one person bit who doesn't know it will transform them
>que every zombie film ever fricking made
ok. cool. what's the rest of the film? trying to get to a boat? that's moronic.
moronic. zombie films are are for people who shop at WalShart
>it was a pregnant wife that got bit
>the loyal husband is covering it up to protect his family
Thats why you save the island for the ending
it's movies so there would be some stupid way for zombies to get there.
underwater zombies or animal fish/bird zombies or someone in the group is bitten or some butthole really likes zombies and goes out to get one to experiment on or have sex with. who knows.
>zombies drift in from the sea from shipwrecks and whatnot
the characters never knowing when some seawater bloated walking gangreous mass lurks in makes for some good tension
Floating corpses eventually sink, or else get pecked to pieces by seabirds. This possibility would vanish after a few weeks probably.
yea and the flesh rots fast too on a actual corpse, specially if out in the summer sun. Zombos however are made of magic rotting meat that even insects dont like. Outside making nests in them like shown somewhere in the walking dead with that wasp nest zombo
or a ship full of zombies runs aground on the island. kino
>characters go to island figuring it'll be safe
>go to a big islan so it has enough resources and room to farm and raise animals so they can survive long term
>characters are unaware that the outbreak began on the island and spread when infected people got out in trading boats
>island is full of zombies and the boat does not have enough fuel to make a return trip
There, now you can start or end the movie on the island while having an excuse for it to not just be safe and without needing underwater zombies.
if zombie was a swimmer or boat captain before death you're fricked
>zombie movie
>spends 10 minutes on the actual breakout mass hysteria chaos kino
>rest of movie is just drama garbage
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are there any zombie films where the characters have just accepted their new reality and don't really try to escape or kill the zombies too much?
the opening scene of 28 Weeks Later was kino and strangely comfy before the attack
look outside bud that’s called REALITY
hmm. I guess it isn't as comfy as I thought
Fido, they even have zombie pets
Fido is interesting because it runs with that "Shaun of the Dead ending" concept where zombies happened but they didn't actually manage to destroy civilization; somewhat realistically because they're unarmed and moronic
It's also one of the edgiest and most genuinely transgressive plot conceits I've ever seen that the guy who fricks his zombie is one of the protagonists and the other heroic characters treat him with "You're weird as hell but you're all right dude"
>answers the door in a robe with scratches all over his neck
Mr. Theopolis was based beyond belief
Not really a corpsefricker and not really a beastfricker either. I dunno. Is it really so bad? I mean, she'll want you for all eternity ya know. Never leave you or nothing. Never nag.
I'm just sayin' man.....
I thought that pair was sweet, they obviously loved eachother
Didn't Shaun of the Dead end like that, with the MC playing videogames with his zombified best friend?
Around after season 2 of Walking Dead is probably the best example of what you are looking for, the zombies pretty much stop being a threat unless people explicitly weaponize them midway through season 3 once they clear out prison (Governor used them as a siege tool, there was a gang of tards who called themselves Wolves who set up traps with zombies, actually one time main characters used a tactic against Saviors where the point was to kill couple of people with thousand cuts, keep pressure on and wait until they die and reanimated Saviors attacked their own, and finally the Whisperers who controlled zombies like herds and basically accepted that it's their world and survived by mimicking them and literally walking among them) or there's too many of them.
Shawn of the Dead, but only by the end really.
Land of the Dead, it's very on the nose with its commentary.
george a romero movies, the background scientist characters were awesome
they did in Survival of the Dead
Get goin'.
because scooby doo on zombie island says even if there are no zombies on the island there are kitty cat women that will summon zombies.
because the jungle canyon rope bridges are all broken
but what if the island has zombie?
Isn't that how highschool of the dead ended?
Zombies walk into the ocean and get swept off by the currents eventually wahshing up on shore of islands.
no islands are safe from the undead
>get to island
>run out of supplies
what did he mean by this?
Just farm bro
this is a kino movie
yeah we get it anon, you have a boat.
why don't all the survivors go live on one of these? It's always like 20 people in a shed, and they always start fighting with one another
forgot pic
They did that in World War Z. They had an entire armada of civilian and military ships anchored off shore.
what happens when you run out of fuel and food?
what do you mean "run out"? there's unlimited food in the ocean, they can farm on the deck, and they can just go up to an oil rig to refuel.
>anon thinks he can use raw oil as fuel
wew
what? ships refuel at oil rigs, pic rel. they're pretty much gas stations.on the ocean
crude oil, you need to refine it
>real fuel only comes from Petrol county!
>otherwise it's "crude" oil
I bet you also correct people when they call sparkling wine champagne, homosexual
i bet you didn't know that yams are just sweet potatoes from yam county
parmesan cheese comes from parmesan region, otherwise it's grana padano.
do you think it'd be fun to work on the crew of a cargo ship?
You have to able to move to access fish stocks, anon
You eat the rich.
>Why dont people in zombie movies just go to an island?
They do. In Day they fly off to a tropical island at the end and in the Dawn remake they sail off to an island. There's also the Dead Island games and since technically new york is an island, the entire Walking Dead: Dead City takes place on an island. Should also mention Survival of the Dead because that takes place on an island as well.
They could just go to Montana. Don't know if you've ever been, but there's no way they would get massive waves of zombies. The largest city has like 75,000 people and the cities are seperated by hundreds of miles of rough terrain that is almost impossible to walk through in the winter. At any moment, the morgue maybe has 5 bodies in there - maximum. All the north central states are like that. Just go there.
I’ve been to Montana and if you replaced the word “zombies” with “Black folk” you’d still be correct. Great place
homosexual
People on here really are neets who never go out. If anybody on here had ever been camping or hunting they would know how rugged and isolated the wilderness is. Outside of downtown areas of major cities, waves of people are impossible because there is not that many people and the world is full of empty space. You don't need to go to an island, any isolated area outside of a city will be relatively empty. All zombie media is written by the same morons who made up idiotic scenarios about pandemics - and none of that came to pass in an actual pandemic.
They eat the ships first
that's true
Blessed
>zombie apocalypse happens
>nobody just gets a floating house with an extendable ladder to access supplies
It's that simple stupids.
If only they'd make a faithful adaptation of World War Z as a miniseries
its a shame because the book had some truly epic shit in it. remember yonkers
The book also had the most tiresome wokeshit in history that I'm astonished the movie cut out in their quest to cut everything out
Literally every political take (and there were a lot of them although you could be forgiven for glossing over them for dude zombies lmao) were 2000s liberal bullshit; with an especially dated reminder that being antivax was a leftie thing in the 2000s because of course pharma corporations are bad
realistically you wouldn't need to do all this wacky shit, the military could easily handle zombies on land
>Trusting any military to ever be competent
It's always better to have backup plans.
Of course not. Zombies as a thing are unrealistic in the first place. The whole point is just 'what if' it did get that far, what would happen and what would people do?
There's two different suspensions of disbelief
How zombies "work" is of course magical thinking by itself, they violate conservation of energy etc.
But there's the additional tactical suspension of disbelief where "If they're slow, dumb and bite people how did they eliminate 99% of the human race in the first place, for frick's sake we did better against sabretooth tigers millennia before anyone invented a gun"
And a shocking amount of zombie fiction "explains" this by just going "civilization was conquered by the zombies offscreen while you were in a coma or something"
Bizarrely, Night of the Living Dead itself avoided this because the name implied there would be one very nasty evening where a lot of unaware and unlucky people got surrounded, and then the zombies would be wiped out by militias in short order. That was the genre starter and then everybody else forgot it.
>we did better against sabretooth tigers millennia before anyone invented a gun
but if a sabertooth killed a human there werent suddenly two sabertooth, so your logic is flawed in this aspect
NTA but we have modern weaponry so it would trivially easy to stop them. A cool way around it would be to have the zombie apocalypse happen in the Middle Ages or some shit.
>Massive zombie outbreak in Germania and Romans have to fight off the hordes
>Romans lose Dacia and have to destroy trajans bridge to stop the zombies crossing the Danube
>Things are more or less under control until the Rhine freezes over and all hell breaks loose
>16th century carribean
>Settlements have been set up by colonizing europeans
>Conquistadors launch expedition into mountains
>Find and loot an ancient temple but a magical curse turns them into zombies
>Zombies overrun nearby villages
>Horde heads towards major settlement and people must organise a defense
I always liked the idea that it was a world wide sudden phenomena, so it was too quick and chaotic for anyone to get a handle on before things fell apart to a significant degree. Then anyone who died turn. If it's just a chemical/virus localized in one area, then yeah it's probably not gonna last long.
I read World War Z, and from what I've heard from the zombie survival guide, Max Brooks is very gullible when it comes to boomer/reformer bullshit. Aside from that, "The Lobotomizer" is the dumbest idea I've ever heard and it makes me think the Max Brooks has never used a shovel or an axe.
How often do you fantisize about a zombie apocalypse and what's your usual scenario?
I used to a lot before I got kids, after that not so much.
Scenario was Resident Evil+Stalker+Mad Max; I'd imagine how I would equip my vehicle and gear on person etc. Day dreaming or as I'm going to sleep.
Childish, but fun.
What's the name of that game where you're trapped on an island resort that's overrun with zombies? You can make your own weapons and shit.
Dead Island. It’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread
Dead Island. It was shit, play the game where you're in a mall and can make your own weapons and shit (Dead Rising 1 / 2)
can zombies float, survive ocean?
This movie was set on an island. Didn't stop the zombies from getting there.
Frick Off we are full.
bc its a made up concept that can and will never happen in real life and you waste the single neuron you call brain for computing scenarios like this.
zombies are supposed to be decaying but somehow you never see zombies that decayed until they arent mobile anymore
Anyone interested in zombie genre should read Day by day Armageddon I & Ii.
It was written by an actual navy pilot and is the best zombie survival novel out there, still haven't read pt. III though
Oh wow what an original idea I'm sure absolutely no one else would think of that. I bet the roads are clear and the shops are still full of food too. You're a genius!
They do in the 2000s dawn of the dead movie
zombie birds spreading the gay aids
frick birds
Because there's always a hard to frick everything up. The movies get this right.
>frick you all I'm tired of this shit I'm out of here
>steals a boat
>go out in the world
>comes back oddly quiet
>yo guys I'm cool I'm cool yeah yeah haha
>turns
>infects everyone
That if the moron doesn't do it on purpose because he's a b***h deep down