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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my favourite film is shawshank redemption
    No one says this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This butthole I know at work says Shawshank is his favorite movie. But then, I also suspect he has only seen about four movies in his life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it too many times in high-school film studies class to be able to watch and enjoy it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of mine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      saw it in the kinoplex, one of my favorites, seethe zoom zoom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These aids-communist writers simply look up top lists of the most popular movies, and go with that. Does it have anything to do with being white? Nope. But everyone knows these indeed are very popular movies. And it's in-vogue to attack white people, because they're white. So we get this dren.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ? the main characters though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not My favorite, but it's in My top 10

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white guy
    most israeli looking motherfricker on television

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh, pablo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bap lost

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure, burrito or whatever. fricking kek!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            shalom

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is based as frick

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek them pablos in shambles! based

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ooo frick im callling the based department for this reply

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this is based as frick

              kek them pablos in shambles! based

              the whole synagogue is here lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fr wtf happed that triggered the bot melty

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you got that one mexican kid mad as frick. thats based

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >poster count didn't change
              IDF intern seems busy today

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yea, just white guy things you know.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure, burrito or whatever. fricking kek!

                yep thats super based. reply of the month

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            couldnt get more based even if you tried.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >poster count didn't change
              IDF intern seems busy today

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            BASED WHITE GUY!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            found a topic for you, bro [...]

            PWND

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are breathtaking!

              anytime <3

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are breathtaking!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for the good laugh

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              KEK roast them brown eyes

              lmao nice try Joachim. Poster count hasn't changed. Try again.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            KEK roast them brown eyes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick yea!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Peak anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            underrated post

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm thinking it's gonna be a white boy summer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            haha

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking amazing post. Only newbies wouldn’t understand

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry not sorry but going to write the word based

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gtfo Black person

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not everyday you see an oldgay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lurk more

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            OH FRICK! It’s like seeing gold again it’s been too long lads.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          indeed he did

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >early 30s
            >middle aged
            Zoomer hands typed this post

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How long do you think men live on average? Yeah the middle of your life is sometime in the 30s

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            by product of capitalism

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no mention of him being a israelite

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea what this is even trying to say

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one does. That moron tired to troll but then they got out trolled by a better troll. Thems the lore of this thread

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          found a topic for you, bro

          [...]

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yani Gellman was born in Miami, Florida, USA. He is an actor, known for Jason X (2001), The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) and 47 Meters Down (2017), Departing Seniors (2023). He is also the writer/director of the award winning short Greetings, from the Planet Krog! (2020). He has Sephardic (Spanish israeli) ancestry.
            EVERY. TIME.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          idgi

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jews are samegayging after someone pointed out their twitter eceleb lost.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure, burrito or whatever. fricking kek!

        lol

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    women can't into movies past imdb top 10

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate modern writers.
    I hate modern writers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*modern writers*~~

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I allowed to like the Gladiator?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      >~signed, Mouth of the Conclave of Cinemaphile Elders

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember MTV Cribs when every single Black celebrity had to show the camera crew his DVD copy of Scarface?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black
      Remember that time I told you to kys?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he white or ~~*white*~~?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no The Dark Knight Rises
    >no Fight Club
    >no Naruto: The Last Assbender
    >no Bored of the Rings

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*white guy*~~ things

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's her favorite movie?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fast and the furious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well she's a white girl so Mean Girls, The Notebook or 13 Going on 30

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amelie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even pause to ponder that orb of chaos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Follow up, that might actually be a pro tip for anyone looking score points... watch her movie.
        If you get bored, re imagine her film as a spy movie where the 'guy' is trying to infiltrate and acquire foreign state secrets via the perp.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well she's a white woman so something like
      >children using magic to fight evil man
      >single middle aged women who totally aren't miserable
      >young woman moves abroad to 'find herself'
      >milquetoast woman gets courted by billionaire alpha male sexual deviant

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty Woman, if she's telling the truth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TV show You

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite movie is Waterworld.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you like about it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon, but that dark, split second gag of "oh thank god", you dont see that much more these days

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think I get what you mean. A joke to lighten the mood but the joke is dark humor so it's not out of place

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            theres no laugh track involved, no expectation for the crowd to get it before its already over

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't seen the film in a few years but knew the scene immediately. It's sort of like the adult jokes in children movies that goes over their heads but makes it tolerable for the chaperones. It would be good to get more scenes like that back, they're memorable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta either but my favorite part is the paper guy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          just re watched that scene. Go to jail!

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What fricking garbage Reddit show is this from

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The soys Gen sneed

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is just for those epic 4chin moment yt complication right? i refuse to believe this board has sunk this low

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you tell em, pedro!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just one dude samegayging

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pro tip: all reply chains start with a samegay.
        The more you know

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The more you know
          why do americans keep saying this?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do americans keep saying this?
            Why do non-North Americans keep saying "why do americans keep saying this?"

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back in the 90s, NBC (an American TV network) ran public service announcements that ended with "the more you know."
            The more you know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure there are ways of finding that out if you really want to know.
        >ignorance is bliss

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pro tip: all reply chains start with a samegay.
          The more you know

          It's just one dude samegayging

          When you start to look behind the veil, the man behind the veil looks back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m going to look behind the veil even harder now!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              bless

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And now he will screenshot it an post it no reddit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Normally I would call this being schizo but we literally do have this happen with the Jigc tard lol

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no lord of the rings
    Libtards are fricking stupid

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No zoomer on earth would ever call LOTR their favourite movie, its a millenial boomer shit

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the context?
    also i don't remember the last time i met someone who said star wars is their #1 favourite movie. star wars is so basic by now that its almost embarassing to say that.
    episodes 1-6 are pure cinema tho

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the seethe at this scene and how everyone ignores the fact that simple bantz like this gets you with the girl

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person Redemption
    Why american whites should like this movie?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats true, only whites like Godfather
    every latino and black hates its viscerally there's only 1 movie they hate more in fact, it's Scarface

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO what? Brown peepo love scarface

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dropped your hat bro

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Waterworld
    It didn't deserve to bomb like that but come on, that answer is the male equivalent of saying "I'm not like other girls"

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile be like:

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      90% chance this was a false flag made by some seething chud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This troll image is trying too hard. Tone it down and you might get someone baited.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got 5 replies though and ive seen it get many more, people cant help themselves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy in Falling Down is unemployed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never watch Sopranos or Twin Peaks, I have however watched everything else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rome
      >a story of British imperialism
      But its a very character driven story that has almost nothing to do with imperialism

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've clearly never watched it. I love it but it's basically historical fiction framed through soap opera arcs

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, you're a Cinemaphilener, so... Master & Commander, Dark Knight Rises, or Raimi Spiderman

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a more realistic guess would be Donnie darko for a teenage white guy. or maybe fight club

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people actually think shawshank redemption is a good movie anymore?

    It’s literally an hour of some white pussy getting raped in the ass. Then some cheesy black white friendship trope.

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