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Based moron
Based moron mind
You can cook more popcorn in less space
Frick. Capitalist. Madness.
What, as opposed to your socialist massive potato fry bucket ration?
Based moron
how much would it cost?
$50 usd
It would be soggy and not enough ketchup will be given to you
>eating fries
>with ketchup
do americans really?
For me, it's mayonnaise.
This. I either eat my fries dry or dip them in just a bit of mayo. Ketchup isn’t that good.
>eat my fries dry
That's called "raw dogging". You raw dog your fries.
kwrl
ketchup owns
for me it's mayo and ketchup mixed
I call it the pink sauce
That's literally how we call it in Italy
this is also amazing for nuggets or other fried chicken.
yep the big corpo already started selling them mixed
With lots of high fructose corn syrup yum!
tartar sauce is even better
same but i also like mustard
you don't drench them you dip them, dickhead
What about both!?! Also BBQ sauce is fantastic, but the fries has to be crunchy, otherwise it'll be shit.
>hating on ketchup
we got a s*yboy in this thread
I bet you keep your ketchup in the fridge
i do i do, but cold ketchup is awesome on only french fries. and you have to just pour it over the fries, no dipping like a wuss
Do you put pepper on your ketchup too
Yes. I use ketchup when I make my bbq sauce. I don’t, however, use ketchup on fries. I toss my fries with a truffle oil and salt. No need for ketchup.
>truffle oil
What kind of moron scoffs at ketchup and then brags about drenching his fries in vegetable oil mixed with petroleum byproducts. Fricking midwit homosexual.
The kind of moron that makes his own truffle oil.
Well why do you eat yours with cum?
cum is for cereal, not fries, you fricking weirdo.
>t. mormon
I'm LDS and hate ketchup and fry sauce. BBQ is ok, but standard salt is preferred.
listen, you need to mix ketchup with mayo and THEN dip the fries in that. Peak goyslop
>Peak goyslop
Why would you ever eat out of a toilet? These creatures shouldn't vote
Attention, obviously
these women deserve to be killed if I'm being completely honest and impartial.
remember when we use to burn women at the stake for being witches.
They're bait videos, you don't ever see anyone actually drink out of it. No, putting a straw in it and pretending to sip doesn't count. They just waste a bunch of food for a TIkTok.
are goys really mindless barnyard animals like "goyslop" implies?
I have ketchup with literally anything.
Chicken sandwich? Ketchup.
Fries? Ketchup.
Salted chip sandwich? Ketchup.
Chicken parm? Bit of ketchup spread on it.
I could go on.
frick off back to plebbit
>Eating fries
>With malt vinegar
EXTREMELY based, this is the best fry condiment without question
>fries with malt vinegar
You means chips?
Fries are too skinny.
being british has to have some sort of genetic effect on your tastebuds
Ketchup.
Buncha splats of Tabasco in the ketchup and some garlic for fries.
It's weird. I love mango habanero dip for nachos, and Frank's on eggs, they're favorites, but I do like trying other combos.
I know right? American's are dumb. We dip our chips in beans n' semen here in Britland.
not enough semen for ya?
get da ranch
Ketchup is one of the top 10 inventions of mankind. Right in between seatbelts and those little plastic tables they put in the center of your pizza
Elf hands typed this post.
If theres no sauce like say Cane's sauce then yes, ketchup is the quintessential dipping choice for fries.
Don't tell me you're actually planning on eating a bucket of fries dry?
This
I unironically like them better soggy
moron
I don’t think people understand how much of a pain deep fryers are.
>OH MY GOD I HAVE TO DO A COUPLE HOURS CLEANING A WEEK PLEASE HELP
I'm a nacho with cheese dip kind of guy
also i will get a icee mixed
How many potatoes is that?
I can't find that edited pic of her where she actually looks drop dead gorgeous.
I would care more about climate movies if she were cast
Close but it was even prettier and looked absurdly real, I actually thought she grew up and got hot until I looked it up. it was a really good job of whoever made it. I don't think it was AI at all.
I can’t believe she really said that but it really did happen.
They do at places like The Alamo Drafthouse where you can just basically order anything. I'm sure if you made prior arrangements they'd make lobster or whatever. They have specialty menus to match the movies all the time. I guess if there was something they didn't have equipment for they couldn't do it but I don't know what that would be.
>I literally can’t go 2 hours without stuffing fried food into my acne-riddled face
Amerifats ladies and gentlemen
Fries doesn't have anywhere near the profit margins of popcorn.
because you would need to make an entirely new set up to get said fries, followed by training existing staff on how to use said friers especially without getting burned or setting something else on fire
That's like a medium at Five Guys.
Buy an ad.
How much are ads here?
As much as a medium fry at Five Guys.
https://www.Cinemaphile/advertise
>No pricing data
I'm not signing up until I know how much.
Suck my balls.
Present them.
That's the small tub of fries. Only three thousand calories
The bad thing about this and popcorn is how oily your fingers get. The napkins they provide are terrible so I end up just wiping it on the seat
Bring some rubbing alcohol pads. Alcohol cuts right through grease.
Congratulations you're getting shit all over your hands
You could get a large fries at five guys and sneak it in
Popcorn costs almost nothing. The tub they put it in costs more than the corn.
actually it costs a fair amount, you just pre-pay for it with your taxes
deep friers are a pain in the ass to clean, probably a big hazard, you never see footage .webms of grease fires starting from popcorn machines
They'll get cold and soggy in less than twenty minutes. Cold popcorn is okay. Cold fries are shit.
are you dense? they’re going to be a bit soggier than normal with the butter flavored topping.
That's why you add more salt.
Add mustard to the mayo catsup mix and now you got top-tier fry dip.
My homie
What would you get?
https://www.amctheatres.com/food-and-drink/feature-fare
>bushel of blue crab
>ounce of drawn butter
>two garbage cans triple lined for the remains
>Sorry, bro. The season's off to a slow start.
for me, it's steamed red potatoes with some salt, pepper and finely minced roasted garlic in olive oil
Why dont theaters serve big tubs of hush puppies?
rocky mountain oysters
Because movie theaters already have a problem with too many loud blacks, serving black people kinda food will only worsen the problem.
>black people kinda food
excuse the frick outta me, but no Black person EVER had a fish fry with fricking hushpuppies before some coon ass cracker showed him how. black people food my ass
Okay Jairone, don't get mad we'll have your chicken and waffles with a serving of hushpuppies in a jiffy.
For me it's theatre iced cream
Of course she's eating white ice cream
>ITT I don't know why I'm fat, it's just my genetics!
French fries have a very short window where they're good to eat. If you get a burger and fries and eat the burger first, your fries are soggy and floppy and taste bad. They're not even going to be edible by the time the trailers end.
why do these normie images make me so mad?
the only way to save theatres is to have movie gf's available at the counter for you to rent. otherwise there's no way i'm going in.
that's like eating 12 potatoes and drinking 2 cups of oil
That's a rather modest sized meal.
You expect me to finish napoleon with JUST that?? I'm going to need at least double
Theaters should served fried rice
They sell potato wedges which are the superior form of fries.
Any fry with a good amount of potato in every bite is top tier. People get filtered by steak fries so hard
Steak fries are good, but they really needvd seasoning. A plain or underseasoned steak fry is as sad as a lost kitten.
The entire point of steak cut is to soak up the juice from your steak.
Theaters should sell fresh fruit
tired of being the only fruit in the theater?
Theaters should sell munchie boxes
corr, nice scran la
>No crab legs
Pass
But there is so much to choose from
what's top center?
Just looks like chicken nuggets, fries, battered fried onions, some ribs, and a shitload of pan fried onions, green bell peppers, and red bell peppers.
Oh and some spring/green onions.
Looks like a munchy box from a Chinese takeaway which is a fricking great idea. Salt & chilli pepper chips, chicken chunks and wings and some spare ribs. Maybe curry sauce in the middle
>european soda bottles
>european snack packages with their little nutrition label thing
>UK telephone number on take-out menu
Now that we've exonerated the americans, why does it all look like it comes out of a frozen foods section?
Like why would you go out and ORDER nuggets or fried potato things when you can literally buy them for cheaper at the store?
For me it's numbers 2, 5, 7 & 10
Those are least likely to taste like cardboard
woops our mistake sir please enjoy this complementary crab leg meal and a gf
That's a fairly small amount of munch for the average person, I'd say?
THIS is movie theater food
that’s not theater food. THIS is theater food.
>oysters
you need to be 18 or over to use this website.
>eating mollusks that filter shit out of their surroundings for a living and can give you hepatitis A
>consistency of diarrhea
sure bro
i can smell the food poisoning from this picture.
Why not sell pickled pig snouts?
It's a Pigitpig world
Crab legs is all you need.
>kinoplex soup kitchen closed on saturday
This would only work with Mcdonalds fries
Chick fil a fries are the only ones that are good when cold
McDonald's fries are garbage
Burger King fries are top tier among fast food fries. McD fries are soggy and bland even when fresh from the fryer, I can't understand how it is possible to have such shit fries.
KFC fries are better, Culvers has great crinkle fries.
Absolutely nothing is good at chick fil a. I don't know how that meme started but their food sucks. I've never had a more bland chicken sandwich in my life and the waffle fries had even less flavor.
You can't even say you like them for owning the homosexuals anymore because they pussied out of that.
No chick fil a is good and you're wrong and a chud
>No chick fil a is good
I know that's what I said, "No chick fil a is good".
I don't understand why you're saying I'm wrong when we agree.
crinkle fries suck and everyone that likes them is a gay
I’d literally beat your ass if you said that out loud in front of me.
You couldn't eat all of that.
Do you even know where you are??
That's a fairly small amount of fries for an average sized person, I'd say?
It would be fricking expensive and they would get cold
>they would get cold
Couldn't they build little microwaves into the back of movie theatre seats?
That's why you get a hotplate attached to your theater seat and keep the fries on top so they stay hot the whole movie
hot plates are no good you need heat lamps so they stay crisp
We can put a small oven under the seat!
>under the seat
Add some moistness to the crust, eh?
Idea: breakfast all day at the kinoplex
I think a restaurant in the kinoplex is a cool concept. I've been in theaters like that before. It's a restaurant/bar in front, and also a theater with tables in the back, and traditional movies theater seats closer to the screen. They ended food service in the theater dining area ten minutes before showtime. It was nice to walk out of a kino, and take twenty steps and grab a beer. That place has been closed for a long time now. I watched many kinos there.
Why wouldn't this work? Just a corporate deal between Denny's and AMC should make it happen.
Perfect size for my girthy Johnson
She looks like she went to the DMV and the security guard stopped her and said "No. Just no.".
What about vinegar
IF YOU NEED TO DRENCH YOUR FRIES IN *ANYTHING* THEN YOU DON'T LIKE FRIES.
You’re actually insane if you would turn down some good ol’ truffle fries.
I would because I actually like FRIES.
Not some shitty gimmick used to trick children into eating their fries.
Your loss I guess
Those fries look immaculate, why would you ruin it with ketchup and shit?
Strange attempt at gatekeeping
It won't work
Love me some fries and some mayo
Then you don't like fries, simple as.
Same as if you use steak sauce on steak.
Have you noticed how theatre food is never spicy?
It's to ensure wypipo can eat
I would yell "French fry party" mid film and start throwing them at people
My theatre does sell fries, but not huge buckets like that. Popcorn is dirt cheap and takes up like no space until you pop it, so the margins are insane.
so then if you use seasoning you don't like food
No, you use seasoning to cook food.
I love garlic powder and Italian seasoning and I put it in almost everything.
You don't add garlic powder or Italian seasoning after it's been cooked.
>not using fresh garlic
>using "italian seasoning" instead of your own blend of spices.
ngmi
I wasn't talking about fresh ingredients I was talking about seasoning. Meaning powdered seasoning.
You use garlic powder for garlic bread maybe. You don't put that shit in your pot or your skillet. Use fresh garlic, you pleb.
And the dried thyme they put in italian seasoning is usually way too sweet. It will ruin any sauce. Just throw that shit out right now.
Is this a FRICKING CIVILLIAN telling me how to cook?
Yes. You like seasoning with the texture of a particular food.
Fried food would enervate the seeing-eye dogs. Be more conscientious.
>those shorts
>cute breasts
her only disability is that my tongue isn't buried in her butthole
Sorry, Chad's wiener is in her mouth while Jamaal's wiener is in her pussey
Yeah, no one's in her butthole, meaning it's ready for my tongue.
That's her emotional support dog's territory bro.
that's like 6000 calories of potato starch bro, don't eat like that
Popcorn > fries
>tfw no hegelian synthesis popcorn fries
Shit would unironically cost you $120 to buy with the kinoplex mark-up.
Gives you greasy fingers that you will wipe on the seats.
Also popcorn is insanely cheap to produce. It has always been a huge rip-off.
I always bring my own sandwich and candy for the same price of a popcorn combo.
>For the same price as a popcorn combo
What do you bring? Two footlongs made from exocitc cheeses and premium cuts of meat?
The fries at the bottom would get ridiculously soggy. Even the fries up top would drastically lose quality fast especially in a cold movie theater. Yeah popcorn loses quality too but nothing compared to fries.
>ITT foods they should sell in theatres
I had sushi in a vip theatre once and it was unironically one of the best meals I’ve had.
Weebs like you deserve the rope.
white people make the best sushi
Something about this image looks gross to me, and I love sushi.
Its the sad kind of sushi that can be prepared by someone who doesn't know what they are doing and re-heated from frozen - Cooked salmon, deep fried and breaded rolls, canned tuna.
Completely different thing to fresh sushi, and much heavier to eat.
sushi is bland shit for homosexuals
onigiri shits all over it
>cooked sushi
jesus fricking christ even supermarket sushi tops this
Friday night. what are we The Whaling on bros? for me it’s mini pizzas and a mixed green salad with kipper snacks
Instant noodles wrapped in a tortilla
just leftover lasagna for me
I did get a case of pic related though it was really disappointing
nah you gotta get the vanilla flavored nitro in the light brown cans.
God damn they're so smooth compared to carbonated.
I made a steak with onions in butter and red wine, tomato slices and sourdough bread while drinking more red wine.
nice meme b***h, I'll see you at the toilets
That's like 8 billion calories. Even Americans aren't that fat. Also would get soggy as frick.
Obsessed
>wanting to eat anything besides popcorn at a movie
what's the opposite of kino?
The seed oils they use for fries oxidize too quickly, and it makes the chips taste bad. Popcorn uses butter which tastes better for longer.
Butter flavored corn syrup you mean
imagine the smell
Why not have round potato puffs that look like popcorn instead?
If they sold this in theaters + the equivalent cup of mayo or mayo based dip you'd be shitting diarrhea for the rest of the week and become 2 kgs heavier.
>burger king onion rings > ANY fries
>ketchup + Japanese spicy mayo + yellow mustard on separate containers for dips
Don't dine-in theaters have those?
>middle to bottom fries become fused together in a soggy mess
>even if you're with friends you can't eat them all before they get cold
Don't, I already tried.
>american """"""fries"""""""
>this giant amount
>you entire hand is full of fat
>entire cinema smells like some cheap pub
Geee, I wonder why they dont want that in their cinema.
Corn is cheaper.
I would definitely go to a theater with a small air-fryer attached to the seat so I could whip up these as needed.
Fries require far more expensive equipment that takes up significantly more room.
Fries require more training to cook properly and safely.
Fries take much longer to cook and stay good shorter.
Fries have lower profit margin.
Many plebs only eat fries with condiments, increasing the amount of shit you have to clean off the floor.
that would be $199 + tip + tax + BLM™ Black History Month reimbursement
that's a fairly small amount of french fries for an average sized person, I'd say?
I boil them. Tastes better. Not my problem
Not fries then, moron. Just unfinished mash potato.
Boiling before frying is great, though. Much better result. Boil in a little vinegar water to get that authentic McDonalds fry taste.
If you boil before fying then they end up crispier though.
Personally, I'm waiting for the day they start serving buckets of escargots.
imagine the make out sessions during the film
Both store pretty easy but you can ship 1 million pop corn kernels with ease. Also it's a dry food so it's not going to rot if left under a seat
What if I told you the reason I like fries so much is because it goes good with almost any sauce? It's a very versatile food you dumb b***h
Because cinemas make all their money on retail rather than film tickets and so need a low cost food to push
Popcorn is perfect. A massive bag uncooked costs very little, takes little storage space, no skill required to cook it right every time, and can be sold with a massive markup
Checked and these!
They would give you gay crinkly fries
Big Popcorn would never allow it.
Because people would fall asleep from the carbs overdose.
There's McDonald's right next to my local kinoplex so I'm living this dream
because I sneak my portable deep fryer inside
>American can't last 2 hours without gorging on unhealthy snacks
>Watching kino while eating all that goyslop
Impossible, you can only watch shitty flicks like that
Here's my food for watching good movies (on open air)
I'd get a bucket of lobscouse. Just mashed potatoes with corned beef and pickled onions.
It's not lobscouse without red beets.
If there are red beets in there I also want fried onions.
You should visit north-germany, it's lobscouse-heaven on earth.
That's where I come from and currently live, a stone throw away from Bremen.
I should have figured. Prost.
Prost!
Jesus frick you idiots, popcorn is lighter and is less dense than French fries. No one's eating a kilo of French fries it's ridiculously expensive compared to popping corn and flavouring it.
Cold French fries are gross and they get cold fast
Popcorn will stay tasty even watching a 3 hour kino
Plus fries are greasy
Why dont they sell these in theatres?
All hail Slurry King of the Eggfort in the realm of Eggingen
It's pretty amazing that he actually barely touches the food with his hands
This must be the most sanitary street food in poojitstan
follow the money, don't dig too deep into financial ties between Hollywood and big corn. accept the puiblic consensus narrative, do not google "the big corn insertion", drink your corn syrup citizen.
Chips taste better out of a cone with plenty of salt & vinegar.